Wednesday, July 22, 2020

THE INTRODUCTION OF 'PERFORMANCE LINKED PAY' IN PSU BANKS IS A GOOD INITIATIVE; THE BRANCH EMPLOYEES WILL AUTOMATICALLY GET MOTIVATED WHEN THEY WILL GET INCENTIVE !!!

"The introduction of 'Performance Linked 
Pay' in PSU Banks is a good INITIATIVE; 
the branch employees will automatically 
feel motivated when they will get INCENTIVE. 
Focus will be more at branch level 
to increase the percentage of 
branch PROFITABILITY; 
even by spending a certain percentage of 
this incentive personally, bank staffs can even 
create an unofficial team as per SUITABILITY. 
The unofficial team members after 
getting a share of this incentive will 
always try to achieve the TARGET; 
but, they must also feel 
satisfied with whatever 
unofficial commission they GET."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

IN THIS ERA OF 'DIGITAL BANKING', IMPLEMENTING 5 DAYS BANKING WITH 4 HOURS PER DAY 'CASH TRANSACTION DEALING' WILL NOT HAMPER THE PSU BANKING BUSINESS !!!

"BABLOO: 'Though, they are 
yet to permanently IMPLEMENT; 
one of demands made in 
the 'Bipartite SETTLEMENT'; 
but, still, on Saturdays, banks will remain closed 
even if it is not in the zones of CONTAINMENT.'

BABOOL: 'The customer dealing 
time is till 2 PM, which was 
the normal schedule time of 
PSU Banking in those DAYS; 
the interesting thing is that 
in August 2020, there are normal 
calendar holidays on all 
odd numbered SATURDAYS; 
in this era of 'Digital Banking', implementing 
5 days banking with 4 hours per day 
'Cash Transaction Dealing' will not hamper 
the PSU Banking BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

FIRBEY KI, AAR FIRBEY KI, KHAMOTA E AAR FIRBEY KI; SESHMESH KI TAHOLE, PARIVARTAN ER PARIVARTAN HOBE NAAKI !!!

"Firbey ki, aar firbey ki, 
khamota e aar firbey KI; 
seshmesh ki tahole, parivartan 
er parivartan hobe NAAKI. 
Charidikey je adbhut andhokaar, tobu 
bhalo, je ontoto dekha jaaye kichu JONAAKI; 
kato ki ee naa holo dekha, naa jaani 
aaro kato kichu dekhaar ache BAAKI. 
Aatank e baas korchey 
naa jaani kato KHUKI; 
ke kothay je korbe aakraman, 
sarbatra ee jeevan er JHUKI. 
Dhani hocche 
aaro DHANI; 
'Cut Money' r byabostha toh noy, 
jano ekti swarna KHANI. 
Durnitigrastha raa ee toh ekhan 
hoyeche nayan er MANI; 
keyu khaoacche gur batasha aar keyu 
churi kore khacche haarisaal e rakhaa NANI. 
Durniti ektu hoyeyi gachey OTIRIKTA; 
taai sadharan maanush bejaaye BIRAKTA; 
ekush ei hoyto hobe 'ekushe aayeen' 
er bichaar, din din komche BHAKTA; 
ei larai kintu kramosho 
hocchey besh SHAKTA. 
Taan taan uttejona e 
bhora ei PRATIYOGITA; 
maanush ee nebe sathik shiddhanta, 
je kaar aache kiser JOGGYOTA; 
janagan jodi ekbaar 
korte bose hisebnikesh, 
khuley oisab durniti r KHAATA; 
raataraati khuley jaabe kato 
mukhosh, bipad e pore jaabe naa 
jaani kato rajnoitik NETA."- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 20, 2020

THE PSU BANK STAFFS NOWADAYS ASK THE QUESTION, 'WHAT IS NEXT'; THE OLD TAGLINE OF 'SAMSUNG' FITS SO WELL IN THIS CONTEXT !!!

"The PSU Bank staffs nowadays 
ask the question, 'What is NEXT'; 
the old tagline of 'Samsung' 
fits so well in this CONTEXT. 
'Rapid Privatization' at any cost 
is becoming one of their 
topmost PRIORITIES; 
how much money will actually come to 
boost Indian economy after selling so 
many government owned PROPERTIES. 
Don't follow the 'American Business Model' 
blindly, as their business and product quality 
degrades due to job OUTSOURCING; 
the cake gets baked 
and packed but without 
a perfect ICING. 
Why the Indian Government 
went for Bank NATIONALIZATION; 
why the Indian Government welcomed in 
its economy, the 'GLOBALIZATION'; 
first try to understand 
it with some detailed 
research, case studies 
and fruitful ANALYSIS; 
why follow the 'American Business Model', 
when everyone knows that without the help 
of Indian origin workforce, USA cannot 
come out of this financial CRISIS."- Arindam Sain

THE RECENT MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A CELEBRITY HAS HELPED THE CRIMINALS TO DO A CRIME IN A DIFFERENT STYLE !!!

"COP: 'The recent mysterious death of 
a celebrity has helped the criminals 
to do a crime in a different STYLE; 
we are seeing quite a similar kind 
of trend in some criminal cases 
at present for a WHILE.'

DETECTIVE: 'What you see 
with your naked EYES; 
can be a drama series 
full of tricks and LIES. 
Don't always believe blindly 
on the reports of 'POST MORTEM'; 
think like a criminal to find out the 
real motive to understand the entire GAME.'

COP: 'The criminals who always 
escape from the hands of LAWS; 
for them, we such tigers are always 
there to hunt with our PAWS. 
Don't worry at all, 
because, we have their 
names mentioned in our 'Hit LISTS'; 
to protect the innocent common 
people of our society, our duty 
is to hunt down those BEASTS.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 19, 2020

THE WORLD FAMOUS ICON OF KOLKATA BIRYANI WORLDWIDE IS ITS DELICIOUS BOILED POTATOES !!!

"HYDERABADI: 'In Kolkata, with biryani, 
generally, they don't provide Raita or 
a spicy chicken kima CURRY; 
and in respect to our Hyderbadi Biryani, 
the Kolkata Biryani is less spicy, but 
quite delicious, so, there is no WORRY.'

KOLKATAN: 'With the spicy 
Hyderabadi Biryani, the Raita suits well 
and is really so tasty as it is like light sour 
curd with a mixture of chopped 
onions, cucumbers and TOMATOES; 
the Kolkata Biryani got a blend of Lucknow 
Biryani when the Nawab of Lucknow 
came to Kolkata, and from then onwards, 
the world famous icon of Kolkata Biryani 
worldwide is its delicious boiled POTATOES.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Oh ! while eating 
biryani, you guys analyze 
so much, why we cant mix up 
everything in the same food, 
why so much CONFUSION; 
in Chennai, I will open a restaurant, where in 
the Chennai Biryani, there will be curry leaves, 
boiled potatoes with Raita and spicy 
tamarind chicken kima curry, and 
it will be a perfect FUSION.'"- Arindam Sain

KOLKATA E SARBATRA KORECHE AATANKA GRAAS; JEHETU EKTI ADRISYA SHATRU CHALACCHE SANTRAAS !!!

"Kolkata e sarbatra koreche aatanka GRAAS; 
jehetu ekti adrisya shatru korche SANTRAAS. 
Shashaan e protidin pouche 
jacchey kato LAASH; 
satarkata abolamban koraa ee 
holo ekmaatro turup er TAASH. 
Tobe baigganik mat e, jodi prochur 
hoy sankraman, tahole kintu etodiney 
tairi hoye jaaowa uchit chilo maanav 
shorir e, er pratirodh KHAMATA; 
tobe je sob rugi raa nijeder 
baari teyi chilen chikitshadheen, 
taara bodhoy ektu beshi ee 
peye gechilo SWADHINATA; 
taar opor, aro ekta samasya 
royeche, ekta rugi kono 
haaspaatal e bhorti hotey geley, 
dekha gache charam UDAASINATA. 
Ke jaane, asoley kon haaspaatal e, 
achey thik kota BICHAANA; 
mon e pore jaaye seyi galpo, 
'Seyaal o Kumir CHAANA.' 
2000 r saal er August er 
sesh er dikey, kichu taa holey o 
aasbe ektu SWASTHI; 
ektu jordaar lockdown kichu kichu 
jaayega e dorkaar boiki, jato ee 
hok eisab rajnoitik KUSTI."- Arindam Sain