ALWAYS TRY TO MARRY A GIRL WHO IS QUITE EQUAL TO YOU IN ALL TERMS, AT LEAST !!!

"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: 'Always try to 

marry a girl who is quite equal to you 

in all terms, at LEAST; 

don't just get carried away 

by her beauty, you never know, 

that actually, she is a BEAST. 

Even the family income 

of the girl's family should 

be good ENOUGH; 

otherwise, you never know, when her 

family members may poison her ears 

to make your married life very TOUGH.

BACHELOR: 'Do you still think that in this 

age of faster demands and fast foods, 

the marriage is still a feasible SUGGESTION; 

because after some years of marriage, we 

have seen many married couples 

who are living in FRUSTRATION. 

We, the men take some 

time to find out the perfect girl 

for us with similar WAVELENGTH; 

Indian men have more patience than Indian 

women to keep a relationship alive which is a 

key to India's social STRENGTH.'"- Arindam Sain

EI 'HALDIMADHU DOODH' EE AASOL PRATIRODH KHAMOTA BAARAYE BANDHU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey,

khaai ek mutho chhola BHAAJA;

ki daarun laage bhai, mon ta hoye 

jaaye ekdum TAAZA.'

BABOOL: 'Jodi o egulo r 

ektu beshi DAAM; 

tobu o roj sakaal e ami khaai ontoto 

paanch taa kaaju BADAAM.

BABLA: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey 

ekhano daanth maaji amader bagaan er 

neem gaach er neem daala diye, 

byabohaar kori na kono TOOTHBRUSH; 

ami abaar naram kaacha sobuj 

matar kheteyi beshi bhalobhasi 

aar sakaal e uthe roz khaai ontoto 

ek chaamoch 'CHYAWANPRASH'.

BALA: 'Jehetu amader baariteyi chaar te 

goru achey, taai gaarho doodh khetey 

paai ami roj ontoto ek GHOTI; 

jehetu paaseyi royechey jungle, oi jungle 

er aadivasi raa diye jaaye madhu, 

jaa kina ekdum KHAATI. 

Ektu alpo garam koraa, ek ghoti 

goru r doodh e, mishiye diyi ek 

chaamoch holud, ek chaamoch 

gaaowa ghee aar ek chaamoch MADHU; 

taarpor ektu beet nooon, ektu adaa kuchi, ektu 

pudina paata aar kuchi kuchi kaacha lanka, 

ei 'Haldimadhu Doodh' ee aasol pratirodh 

khamota baaraye BANDHU.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'RAM MANDIR' AT AYODHYA WILL SURELY BOOST THE INDIAN TOURISM BUSINESS; INDIAN RAILWAYS MUST START THE PROJECT TO LAUNCH 'HARIDWAR-GANGASAGAR' SUPERFAST EXPRESS !!!

"The 'Ram Mandir' at Ayodhya will surely 

boost the Indian Tourism BUSINESS; 

Indian Railways must start the project to launch 

'Haridwar-Gangasagar' Superfast EXPRESS. 

Both CPI(M) and TMC have failed to start 

the project of the 'Gangasagar Bridge' 

construction, as their attitude towards it, 

was quite callous and NEGATIVE; 

at least, over the 'Hatania Duania' river, there 

is a bridge at Namkhana to reach Bakkhali 

easily, as the Central Government's initiative 

was extremely POSITIVE. 

After the construction of the rail bridge, 

towards Gangasagar, there can be the 

'Sealdah-Kakdwip' rail line EXTENSION; 

any person from Gangasagar can go to Haridwar 

on this superfast express train via Varanasi and 

Ayodhya without any TENSION."- Arindam Sain

WHERE THE NETWORK OF ANY POLICE DEPARTMENT ENDS, OUR NETWORK STARTS FROM THERE !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Where the 

network of any Police Department ends, 

our network starts from THERE; 

during any investigation process, 

whether anyone is a common man 

or a VVIP, we really don't CARE.'

A CONSTABLE OF MUMBAI POLICE: 'It 

seems that the era of 1990's is coming 

back again, as we can smell that the 

'Corruption' is again stepping 

inside our DEPARTMENT; 

again, we may see some special cops 

coming out of our department to protect 

Mumbai from 'Mafia Raj' and 'D-gang' in 

the filmy 'Aab Tak Chappan' style without 

any support from the state GOVERNMENT.'

CBI OFFICER: 'We are also 

smelling the RATS; 

but, beware, when we start any 

investigation, we hunt like wild CATS. 

In the name of investigation, 

these Mumbai cops are 

just cooking up idiotic STORIES; 

if the common people of Mumbai will give them 

the information, then why these Mumbai cops 

are being paid SALARIES ?'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, SHE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING !!!

"BROTHER: 'What actually happened, 

she told him EVERYTHING.'

SISTER: 'What is the guarantee that 

some other people know NOTHING ?'

BROTHER: 'Many cops may get terminated 

or suspended, and if you don't help me, 

then I may disclose about the funds 

siphoning and underworld as well 

as illegal business CONNECTIONS.'

SISTER: 'It is quite difficult to control him 

as he will fightback against heavyweight 

corrupted culprits to give her justice, so, 

I will emotionally blackmail him based 

on his medical PRESCRIPTIONS.'

BROTHER: 'Don't worry about 

money as they will provide it 

and they may start making 

threat calls to keep him SILENT.'

SISTER: 'Let me try to keep him far away 

from his family members and close 

associates, but, he will surely fight back, 

such is his courage and TALENT.'

BROTHER: 'They have a masterplan, 

so, take his close friends under 

your honeytrap and in this age, 

with money, anything can be BOUGHT.'

SISTER: 'The execution of the plan and then its 

reporting should be too perfect, otherwise, if 

journalists and lawyers smell something fishy 

in it, we all will be CAUGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

GARV SE BOLO, JOR SE BOLO, JAI JAI RAM, JAI SHRI RAM !!!

"Dasharath putra, Ayoddha Raja 

kaa kya hain NAAM; 

garv se bolo, jor se bolo, 

Jai Jai Ram, Jai Shri RAM. 

Sita se huyi shaadi, jab 

Kausalya putra ne toraa 'PINAKA'; 

Manthara ne boli Kaikeyi ko, 

ki yehi hain sunehra MAUKA. 

Dasharath torh naa saake khud 

ka hee kshatriya PRATIGYA; 

Ram ne maana apne 

pitashree ki AAGYA. 

Ram ke saath Sita bhi chale vann 

ki taraf karne VANAVAAS; 

Lakshman bhi apne pyare bhaiya ke saath 

chale, chorh ke Ayoddha ka RAJNIVAAS. 

Jab Surpanakha ki kaat gayi naak, 

tab woh apne bhaiya ko boli, 

ke Sita hain bahut SUNDARI; 

Karan ko kabhi bhool naa paaya 

hain Kunti, toh Janaki ko kaise 

bhool sakti thi MANDODARI. 

Soney ka hiran ka kam ee tha AAYU; 

ek jung mein apni jaan de diya JATAYU. 

Sugriv baane Raja, kyon ki 

ek dangal ke waqt, ek vaan ke 

kaaran, mar gaya tha BALI; 

poore vaanar sena, Lankesh Raavan 

ke khilaaf ish jung mein huye 

saamil, kahe ke, 'Jai BAJRANGBALI'; 

jung jeetne ke baad, jab Ram aaye 

waapas Ayoddha mein, Sita ko le ke, 

tab se shuru huya 'DIWALI'. 

Ram Rajya mein 

sabhi teh KHUSH; 

Ram aur Sita ke do suputra 

ka naam tha Luv aur KUSH. 

Paanch august do hazaar beesh 

ko hogi Ayoddha ke Ram Mandir 

ki bhoomi PUJAN; 

saare viswa mein puja hogi, shath shath 

naman sweekar kare, aye viswa ke sabse 

mahaan puroshottam RAJAN."- Arindam Sain

JAA BHYAPSAA GARAM PORECHE; PUKUR E NEMEY ERA KHUB MOJAA PEYECHE !!!

"BOUMA: 'Maa, dekhecho tomaar chele, 

naati aar naatni r kaando, othbaar naam ee 

neyi, seyi kakhan theke nemeche PUKUREY; 

aami ki kore bujhbo je eto deri korbe era, 

bhaath rekhechi berey, aar oi bhaath gulo 

ke maachi raa khacchey kurey KUREY.'

SWAASURI: 'Jaa bhyapsaa garam PORECHE; 

pukur e nemey era khub mojaa PEYECHE. 

Tobe khabor e toh bollo je, 

bangopsaagar e naaki tairi 

hoyeche ekti nimnochaap jaa 

kinaa besh SHAKTISHAALI; 

oi toh dakkhin e kaalo megh giyechey dekha, 

dheye aaschey edikeyi, hok jatokhushi brishti, '

'Amphan' er mato jharh naa holeyi holo, noiley 

abaar urey jaabe ghar er TAALI.'"- Arindam Sain