IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE NOT AT ALL SO SMART !!!

"HINDU GIRL: 'I was such a fool, 
I got trapped after seeing your 
fake Facebook ACCOUNT; 
you fooled me in the name of a Hindu Boy, 
I can't marry you such cheater, I am ready 
to pay you money, tell me the AMOUNT.' 

MUSLIM BOY: 'It is your fault that 
you are not at all so SMART; 
if you don't marry me, I will upload something 
that will reveal what is behind the SKIRT.'

HINDU GIRL: 'So many fake videos and 
photos are getting uploaded, what is 
the guarantee that those are my photos and 
videos, you fool, you are trying to BLACKMAIL; 
I have all the audio recording where you 
flirted with me with a fake name, fake identity 
of a Hindu boy, if I submit those evidences 
in Police station, you will be in JAIL. 
I have enjoyed you and 
vice versa, that's it, now, 
just get lost from HERE; 
if you again try to fool any Hindu girl, 
you will get some hard beatings from 
those girls ANYWHERE.'"- Arindam Sain

SOBUJ E BHORA 'MADHUBANI'; PAAS DIYE EKEBEKEY BOYE JAAYE 'ABANI' !!!

"Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI. 
Ami mon diye oder bibhinno 
dharan er daakadaaki SUNI; 
ekti chotto paakhi amaar bondhu 
hoyeche bote, naam taar 'TUNTUNI'. 
Sab baandor gulo r 
kaachey jano nayak 
hoye uthechey 'SIDHU MUNI'; 
roj taader ke khetey daaye kato khabaar, 
tarpor baanshi bajaaye, pagal er mato 
thaake, kintu lok taa besh gyaani o GUNI. 
Amaader pitaa roj sakaal e choley jaaye 
khet e chaash korte, aar amaader ke 
khaali porte boste bole, amaader JANANI; 
bikel holeyi, amraa o choley jaayi 
maath e, goru aar chaagol gulo ke firiye 
aante, sange kuriye o aani kato JWAALANI. 
Amaar naam Shivdas, aar 
amaar didi r naam SHIVANI; 
oi 'Aranyadev' er comics boi taa je 
taar kano eto bhalo laage, ki JAANI. 
Didi abaar amader posha kukur er 
naam rekheche, 'Pluto', ki aador ee 
naa khete paare se, erokom aadurey 
kukur ami aar jeevan e DEKHINI; 
raat holeyi, gaach er faak diye, akaash e dekhi 
kato taara, edik odik urey beraaye jonaaki, aar 
jeyi kono seyaal er daak suntey paaye, 'Pluto' 
gheyu gheyu kore othey TAKKHUNI. 
Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI."- Arindam Sain

CHHATH PE JAB AATI HO TUM; KITNA KHUSH HOTA HAIN YEH DIL, JOH HAIN EKDUM MASOOM !!!

"Chhath pe jab 
aati ho TUM; 
kitna khush hota hain yeh dil, 
joh hain ekdum MASOOM; 
tumko hain 
sab kuch MALOOM; 
phir bhi kyon nautanki karti ho, 
aye mere 'KUSUM'. 
Bhujaane ke liye 
tumhari pyar ki TRISHNA; 
kab se taiyaar hain 
tumhari yeh 'KISNA'. 
Yeh chhath se 
woh CHHATH; 
naajaane humne fekey hain 
kitne saare pyar ke KHATH. 
Ek bhi khath ka 
jawaab naa MILAA; 
phir bhi hum jaari raakhenge 
ish pyar ki khath ka SILSILA. 
Tumhari taraf ish pyar ne 
ish dil ko banaa diya 
hain ek SHAAYAR; 
agar saccha pyar karti ho mujhse, 
toh darro mat apni baap se, 
aagey badho, mat baano KAAYAR. 
Chhath pe jab 
aati ho TUM; 
kitna khush hota hain yeh dil, 
joh hain ekdum MASOOM; 
tumko hain 
sab kuch MALOOM; 
phir bhi kyon nautanki karti ho, 
aye mere 'KUSUM'."- Arindam Sain

LOVE IS SUCH A GAMBLING, IT IS SUCH A HEART'S GAME; THAT EITHER IT CAN BRING HAPPINESS AND FAME; OR IT CAN BRING SORROW AND SHAME !!!

"MALE COLLEGE STUDENT: 'It is not 
mandatory that if a girl like you 
falls in love with me, I am 
bound to love THEM; 
many a times, there are 
so much troubles in love 
relationship, but, in pure friendship, 
there has hardly been any PROBLEM. 
Love is such a gambling, 
it is such a heart's GAME; 
that either it can bring 
happiness and FAME; 
or it can bring 
sorrow and SHAME.

FEMALE COLLEGE COUNSELOR: 'When 
you don't accept the love proposal, 
girls settle down as your friend, 
at least, to get a prize of CONSOLATION; 
but, in many a cases, the rejection 
has also impacted on their 
psychology and they themselves 
went into an ISOLATION. 
When you know about her true love 
towards you, but, even if you don't 
like her, you must ensure that, 
she does not get mentally HURT; 
remain as her good friend, 
have a caring attitude and 
act as a counselor like me 
who has a real romantic HEART.'"- Arindam Sain

KATOGULO PIYAAJI AAR EKTU ADAA DIYE DOODH CHAA TAIRI KORE FYALO !!!

"STREE: 'Kothay geli sab, 
aaye choi choi, aaye choi CHOI'.

SWAMI: 'Aah ! Ektu shanti teh ghumote 
debena dekhchi, karo kano eto HOICHOI.'

STREE: 'Aa maran ! 
Kumbhakarna r ghum 
bhaanglo JANO; 
seyi dupur e morla maach er tok aar 
bhaath kheye ghumiyecho, ekhan surjyo 
doobtey challo, seta ki tumi JAANO.'

SWAMI: 'O accha ! Daarao dekhi 
kothay galo abaar haansh GULO; 
oi dekho, bagaan er duto baro 
phoolkopi gulo abaar ke TULLO.'

STREE: 'Kono dikey toh 
tomaar nazar neyi thikthaak, 
tuley niyechi oi duto, jehetu 
ektu legey gechilo POKA; 
oi dekho, hatobhaga, pukur er jol e paa 
dhuye aaye, boroline laaga, bujhle, 
football kheley, haatu r paa er chaamra 
chhirey enechey tomaar aador er KHOKA.'

SWAMI: 'Aaah ! Ei boyesh ei 
toh fooball KHELBE; 
ektu aadhtu haath e 
paa e LAAGBE.'

STREE: 'Koi go ! Ekta 
haansh je kam ELO; 
oi haalka khoyeri rang er 
haansh taa abaar kothay GALO; 
dhurh chaai, 'Eveready' battery aante o bhuley 
gacho tumi, torch e jwolchena bhalo kore AALO.'

SWAMI: 'Oi toh oi haalka khoyeri rang 
er haansh, pyaak pyaak korche oi 
kharh er gaada r kaache, jaak ekta 
samasya taahole MITLO; 
eso eso, ebaar ektu aador kori, ei sab 
kaaj serey, lakkhi bou ti amaar, 
katogulo piyaaji aar ektu adaa diye 
doodh chaa tairi kore FYALO.'"- Arindam Sain

IN INDIA, THE STUDENTS ARE ALWAYS RUNNING AFTER ANY MARKSHEET NUMBER !!!

"BAABLA: 'In India, the students 
are always running after 
any Marksheet NUMBER; 
but, in western civilization, more 
weightage is given to the internship 
projects during every SUMMER. 
A student is pressurized 
to get in Mathematics, 100 
out of 100 at any COST; 
if by chance, if that student gets 90 
out of 100, then, for his parents, 
the battle has been LOST.'

BALA: 'We studied so many 
subjects, which is of no use in 
our professional world at ALL; 
whether a student is good in Science, 
Arts or Commerce, let that student 
be allowed only to take the final CALL. 
If a student fails 
to qualify in any 
competitive exam 
for just 1 MARK; 
that is not the end of the battle, just 
the beginning to come back next year 
to qualify with better marks as his brain 
has the desired SPARK.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY DONE FOR NEW JOB CREATION !!!

"HERMIT: 'There are still so many 
jobs to do, like sweeping, repair 
works and smooth DRAINAGE; 
after the lockdown, why the youths of our 
Kingdom are not getting calls from the 
respective local 'Employment EXCHANGE' ?

KING: 'Hey Minister ! Is your seat reserved 
just for time pass and RECREATION ?; 
what have you actually done 
for new job CREATION ?'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! In 
the unorganized sector, already we have 
started providing so many jobs again 
for our young GENERATIONS; 
in the organized sector, we have 
made a list of those private firms 
which did so many unnecessary 
job TERMINATIONS; 
if these private firms do not recruit new 
people, then, these private firms will surely 
face some strict legal, financial and 
administrative  RESTRICTIONS.'"- Arindam Sain