AAMRA SADHARAN MAANUSH E RA VOTE ER MADDHYAM E, JE KONO DHARAN ER MANTRI KE EKTA OSTHAAYI CHAAKRI DIYI AGAAMI PAANCH BACHOR ER JONNYO !!!

"Hingsha r rajneeti kore nijeraai 
nijeder paaye maarche KURUL; 
du hazaar ekush saal ei, ter peye 
jaabe je hoye gache masto baro BHOOL. 
Dal er moddhe sabaai toh noy MANDO; 
tahole kano eto GOSTHIDWANDO ! 
Aasole chaturdikey je prochur 
'Cut Money' r BRASTHACHAAR; 
ei annyay r pratibaad korleyi hocchey 
bomaabaaji aar nirmam ATYACHAAR. 
Jatotuku swasthya pariseva aar 
shikkha byabostha chilo, seta o 
hoye gache ekdum SESH; 
nijeder moddhey khaowakhaai 
taa aagey, chuloye jaak sadharan 
maanush aar DESH. 
Emni teh toh Rohingya gulo 
dhukeyi royechey, taar opor 
bereyi choleche Bangladeshi 
der obaidho ANUPRABESH; 
Assam aar Tripura r lokjon gerua shibir 
ke emni emni vote daayeni, taara bujhe 
gechilo je aaste aaste taader rajya ke 
dakhal korte chaaiche BANGLADESH. 
Jungle mahal e neyi aar 
kono Maobaadi, tobu o shuru ee 
holo naa kono baro PRAKALPO; 
emni teyi Kishen ji r mrityu r 
pechone kaar haath chilo, seta 
aar noy kono ojaana GALPO. 
Itihaas sakkhi ache, 
je jakhan ee kono 
rajnoitik dal er hoye 
jaaye prochur AHONKAAR; 
thik seyi samay r nirbachani 
prokriya dwaara, sadharan maanush seyi 
rajnoitik dal ke kore daaye BAHISKAAR. 
Aamra sadharan maanush e ra vote 
er maddhyam e, je kono dharan er 
mantri ke ekta osthaayi chaakri diyi 
agaami paanch bachor er JONNYO; 
kaajeyi khub beshi patta deowaar dorkaar 
neyi, por er baar godichyuto kore deowaa 
hobe vote er maddhyam e, taader ke, jaara 
sattyi ee ekdum AKARMANNYO."- Arindam Sain

NEELA YEH AASMAAN, SAMANDAR BHI HAIN NEELA; YAADEIN TERI AA RAHI HAIN BAHUT, HAATHON MEIN LE KE YEH COFFEE KA PEYAALA !!!

"Neela yeh aasmaan, 
samandar bhi hain NEELA; 
yaadein teri aa rahi hain bahut, 
haathon mein le ke yeh coffee ka PEYAALA. 
Yeh samandar se bhi 
toh hum logon ko pyar hain, 
beetate hain iske saath 
bahut saare MAHINAA; 
watan ki raksha ke liye 
sadaa hain taiyaar, garv se 
kahete hain saari duniya ke saamne, 
ki hum hain 'Bharatiya NAUSENA'. 
Jab bhi tasveer dekhta 
hoon main TUMHARI; 
ish tann aur mann ki thakaan 
dur ho jaate hain SAARI; 
meri mohabbat ko sweekar karne 
ke liye, hoon main bahut ABHAARI; 
meri jaan se bhi tum 
ho mujhko jyaada PYAARI. 
Meri yaadein toh tumko 
bhi bahut aati HOGI; 
par desh ki khaatir, kabhi kabhi 
premi o ko bhi hona padhta hain YOGI. 
Aagley hafte milegaa humko 
kuch dino ke liye CHUTTI; 
bahut dino baad likh rahe hain tum ko, 
yeh pyarbhari CHITTI."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE NOT AT ALL SO SMART !!!

"HINDU GIRL: 'I was such a fool, 
I got trapped after seeing your 
fake Facebook ACCOUNT; 
you fooled me in the name of a Hindu Boy, 
I can't marry you such cheater, I am ready 
to pay you money, tell me the AMOUNT.' 

MUSLIM BOY: 'It is your fault that 
you are not at all so SMART; 
if you don't marry me, I will upload something 
that will reveal what is behind the SKIRT.'

HINDU GIRL: 'So many fake videos and 
photos are getting uploaded, what is 
the guarantee that those are my photos and 
videos, you fool, you are trying to BLACKMAIL; 
I have all the audio recording where you 
flirted with me with a fake name, fake identity 
of a Hindu boy, if I submit those evidences 
in Police station, you will be in JAIL. 
I have enjoyed you and 
vice versa, that's it, now, 
just get lost from HERE; 
if you again try to fool any Hindu girl, 
you will get some hard beatings from 
those girls ANYWHERE.'"- Arindam Sain

SOBUJ E BHORA 'MADHUBANI'; PAAS DIYE EKEBEKEY BOYE JAAYE 'ABANI' !!!

"Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI. 
Ami mon diye oder bibhinno 
dharan er daakadaaki SUNI; 
ekti chotto paakhi amaar bondhu 
hoyeche bote, naam taar 'TUNTUNI'. 
Sab baandor gulo r 
kaachey jano nayak 
hoye uthechey 'SIDHU MUNI'; 
roj taader ke khetey daaye kato khabaar, 
tarpor baanshi bajaaye, pagal er mato 
thaake, kintu lok taa besh gyaani o GUNI. 
Amaader pitaa roj sakaal e choley jaaye 
khet e chaash korte, aar amaader ke 
khaali porte boste bole, amaader JANANI; 
bikel holeyi, amraa o choley jaayi 
maath e, goru aar chaagol gulo ke firiye 
aante, sange kuriye o aani kato JWAALANI. 
Amaar naam Shivdas, aar 
amaar didi r naam SHIVANI; 
oi 'Aranyadev' er comics boi taa je 
taar kano eto bhalo laage, ki JAANI. 
Didi abaar amader posha kukur er 
naam rekheche, 'Pluto', ki aador ee 
naa khete paare se, erokom aadurey 
kukur ami aar jeevan e DEKHINI; 
raat holeyi, gaach er faak diye, akaash e dekhi 
kato taara, edik odik urey beraaye jonaaki, aar 
jeyi kono seyaal er daak suntey paaye, 'Pluto' 
gheyu gheyu kore othey TAKKHUNI. 
Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI."- Arindam Sain

CHHATH PE JAB AATI HO TUM; KITNA KHUSH HOTA HAIN YEH DIL, JOH HAIN EKDUM MASOOM !!!

"Chhath pe jab 
aati ho TUM; 
kitna khush hota hain yeh dil, 
joh hain ekdum MASOOM; 
tumko hain 
sab kuch MALOOM; 
phir bhi kyon nautanki karti ho, 
aye mere 'KUSUM'. 
Bhujaane ke liye 
tumhari pyar ki TRISHNA; 
kab se taiyaar hain 
tumhari yeh 'KISNA'. 
Yeh chhath se 
woh CHHATH; 
naajaane humne fekey hain 
kitne saare pyar ke KHATH. 
Ek bhi khath ka 
jawaab naa MILAA; 
phir bhi hum jaari raakhenge 
ish pyar ki khath ka SILSILA. 
Tumhari taraf ish pyar ne 
ish dil ko banaa diya 
hain ek SHAAYAR; 
agar saccha pyar karti ho mujhse, 
toh darro mat apni baap se, 
aagey badho, mat baano KAAYAR. 
Chhath pe jab 
aati ho TUM; 
kitna khush hota hain yeh dil, 
joh hain ekdum MASOOM; 
tumko hain 
sab kuch MALOOM; 
phir bhi kyon nautanki karti ho, 
aye mere 'KUSUM'."- Arindam Sain

LOVE IS SUCH A GAMBLING, IT IS SUCH A HEART'S GAME; THAT EITHER IT CAN BRING HAPPINESS AND FAME; OR IT CAN BRING SORROW AND SHAME !!!

"MALE COLLEGE STUDENT: 'It is not 
mandatory that if a girl like you 
falls in love with me, I am 
bound to love THEM; 
many a times, there are 
so much troubles in love 
relationship, but, in pure friendship, 
there has hardly been any PROBLEM. 
Love is such a gambling, 
it is such a heart's GAME; 
that either it can bring 
happiness and FAME; 
or it can bring 
sorrow and SHAME.

FEMALE COLLEGE COUNSELOR: 'When 
you don't accept the love proposal, 
girls settle down as your friend, 
at least, to get a prize of CONSOLATION; 
but, in many a cases, the rejection 
has also impacted on their 
psychology and they themselves 
went into an ISOLATION. 
When you know about her true love 
towards you, but, even if you don't 
like her, you must ensure that, 
she does not get mentally HURT; 
remain as her good friend, 
have a caring attitude and 
act as a counselor like me 
who has a real romantic HEART.'"- Arindam Sain

KATOGULO PIYAAJI AAR EKTU ADAA DIYE DOODH CHAA TAIRI KORE FYALO !!!

"STREE: 'Kothay geli sab, 
aaye choi choi, aaye choi CHOI'.

SWAMI: 'Aah ! Ektu shanti teh ghumote 
debena dekhchi, karo kano eto HOICHOI.'

STREE: 'Aa maran ! 
Kumbhakarna r ghum 
bhaanglo JANO; 
seyi dupur e morla maach er tok aar 
bhaath kheye ghumiyecho, ekhan surjyo 
doobtey challo, seta ki tumi JAANO.'

SWAMI: 'O accha ! Daarao dekhi 
kothay galo abaar haansh GULO; 
oi dekho, bagaan er duto baro 
phoolkopi gulo abaar ke TULLO.'

STREE: 'Kono dikey toh 
tomaar nazar neyi thikthaak, 
tuley niyechi oi duto, jehetu 
ektu legey gechilo POKA; 
oi dekho, hatobhaga, pukur er jol e paa 
dhuye aaye, boroline laaga, bujhle, 
football kheley, haatu r paa er chaamra 
chhirey enechey tomaar aador er KHOKA.'

SWAMI: 'Aaah ! Ei boyesh ei 
toh fooball KHELBE; 
ektu aadhtu haath e 
paa e LAAGBE.'

STREE: 'Koi go ! Ekta 
haansh je kam ELO; 
oi haalka khoyeri rang er 
haansh taa abaar kothay GALO; 
dhurh chaai, 'Eveready' battery aante o bhuley 
gacho tumi, torch e jwolchena bhalo kore AALO.'

SWAMI: 'Oi toh oi haalka khoyeri rang 
er haansh, pyaak pyaak korche oi 
kharh er gaada r kaache, jaak ekta 
samasya taahole MITLO; 
eso eso, ebaar ektu aador kori, ei sab 
kaaj serey, lakkhi bou ti amaar, 
katogulo piyaaji aar ektu adaa diye 
doodh chaa tairi kore FYALO.'"- Arindam Sain