Thursday, September 17, 2020

MANTRA R DWAARA, SATHIK BHAABE SHUBHO SHAKTI R AARADHANA KORLE, TOBEYI TOH ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH HOY !!!

"PARVATI: 'Bhaabchi, ei 
2020 saal e, jaabo 
kina MARTYE; 
amaake dekhbaar jonnyo bhakto raa pandal 
e, pandal e, bheerh korleyi toh, 'Corona' asur 
peye jaabe sujog oder opor aakraman KORTE.'

PASHUPATINATH: 'Balo ki he, 
tomaake pujo korbaar tore, 
saara bachor opekkha e 
thaake ei Bangaali JAATI; 
jato ee praakritik durjog hok naa 
kano, jato ee thaakuk dukkho baa 
ashaanti, tomaar pujo e, ei bangasantaan 
e raa konodin ee raakhbena kono KHAAMTI. 
Tumi martye gele, 
tobeyi toh oi 'Corona' 
asur paabe khub BHOY; 
mantra r dwaara, sathik bhaabe 
subho shakti r aaradhana korle, 
tobeyi toh asubho shakti r binaash HOY.'

PARVATI: 'Jaai tobe, ei 2020 saal er 
Mahalaya r din e, aami Lakkhi, 
Saraswati, Ganesh aar Kartik ke 
niye ektu martye ghure AASI; 
tobe amaar asol pujo toh aaro 
ek maash deri, taai asbo ami firey 
er maajhe ekbaar, asoley, ami je 
tomaake khub ee BHALOBAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

OI CHINA R MAANJA SUTAA E KI AAR KAAJ HOY RE BYAATTA !!! !!!

"THAKUMA: 'Ki re laatun, ki korish 
botey, ghuri je tor galo KAAITTYA; 
faakibaaji vidya, oi China r manjaa 
sutaa e ki aar kaaj hoye re BYAATTA.'

NAATI: 'Ki kori Thamma, kinsi 
egula 
re, besh shastha daamey BOTTEY; 
oi khaali pratham pratham, e suta 
maatro ekta ki duta ghuri ke KAATTEY.'

THAKUMA: 'Dhurrh haoorha, 
China r jinish maane dhop er jinish, 
kom daam liye, ekdum 
thokiye dibey TUHAAKE; 
tor Thakurda ik samay ki daarun maanja tairi 
korto, kaachser guraa, kaachsa deem laagto 
bottey, aar nijey laagato oi saada sutaa e 
maanja, tu jigsa laai kyaane ee byapaare TAAKE.'

THAKURDA: 'Eee burrha boyesh e, 
tu ki amaare maanja baanaate bolchish, 
shaukh toh mando loy dekhi ei buri r, 
saradin khaali biri FUKSHISH; 
ei je laatun, kaal Biswakarma Puja botte, 
aaji boikaal e, maanja toiri hoiba, koyta 
bulb baa tubelight er kaasch er guraa 
jugaar koira RAAKHISH.'"- Arindam Sain

JEEVAN SUDHU NANA RANG ER EE NOY, NANA SWAAD ER O HOY, KAKHANO TOK, KAKHANO BAA JHAAL, KAKHANO MISTI, KAKHANO BAA NONTAA !!!

"VIDYARTHI: 'Hey Devi, kichu toh ekta 
aashirvaad diyechen aapni amaare, 
taa ami korte paari UPOLOBDHI; 
noiley ki kore, 
kato ki ee naa likhey 
fellum ami aaj OBDI. 
Lok e bole, je Saraswati Devi r 
pujaari hole naaki, Lakshmi Devi 
ditey chaan naa kono AASHIRBAAD; 
aajker din e naaki ei pratiyogita mulak 
duniya e, lakshmi laabh naa holey 
naaki, pooro jeevan taa ee BARBAAD.'

SARASWATI DEVI: 'Vyatsa ! Tumi je 
nijey oi 'Saraswati Panchaali' boi taa 
pore, korte amaar pujo, taateyi ami 
hoyechilaam besh PRASANNO; 
taai aami aashirvaad diyechilaam 
jaate tomaar kono kirti 
baa abodaan jano hoye othey 
anobadyo ebong ektu BHINNO. 
Sudhu nijer kartabya paalan 
ebong mon diye kaaj kore 
jaao, oi lakkhi laabh niye 
korona beshi CHINTAA; 
jeevan sudhu nana rang er ee noy, 
nana swaad er o hoy, kakhano tok, 
kakhano baa jhaal, kakhano misti, 
kakhano baa NONTAA.'"- Arindam Sain


EELISH BHAAPA TAA DAARUN, AAR SHORSE TEL ER SE KI JHAANJH, CHOKH E AMAAR JAL, KINTU AASOLE, PACCHE NA KINTU KONO KANNA !!!

"BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Jakhan ee khet 
theke chaash kore fero, tomaake 
dekhte laage jano ekta KHYAPAA; 
ki ghemeyi naa gacho tumi, jaao 
pukur ghaat e giye, gaa taa dhuye eso, 
aami aaj redhechi eelish BHAAPA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hotath tui 
eelish maach taa peli 
kotha theke SUNI; 
emni teyi eto khorcha bereche, Mahajan 
Manipal ke abaar kaal kichu sudh er taaka 
ditey hobe, ei raasta e dekha holo EKKHUNI.'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Dujon 'ASHA' karmi 
hetey jacchilo raasta diye aar nijeder 
moddhe korchilo BOLABOLI; 
katogulo trawler naaki eseche 
steamer ghat e, jaate royeche 
prochur eelish maach KHAALI. 
Pramila r bor toh haat e maach bikri 
kore, okey bollam, ekta eelish 
amaar jonnyo alaada RAAKHTE; 
jato ee daam hok naa kano, 
osweekar kore toh laabh neyi, je 
eelish maach besh daarun laage KHETE. 
Maach taa Pramila ee 
diye galo baari teh ESE; 
amaar chottobela r bondhu Pramila, 
amaake ekhano se katto BHALOBAASE.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hmm, 
sab ee toh BUJHLAAM; 
taah nilo 
kato DAAM ?'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Ojon 
chilo ek kilo DUSO; 
daam nilo 
maatro BAAROSO.'

BAATI BANALATA: 'Bujhle Baba, 
tomaar bangaal bou kintu 
daarun kore RANNA; 
eelish bhaapa taa daarun, aar shorshe 
tel er se ki jhaanjh, chokh e amaar jal, 
kintu asole, pacche na kintu kono KANNA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Eelish obdi thik 
ache, kintu tor maa ke, ami konodin 
sutki maach shukote diyini RODEY; 
tuk kore pukur e kota 
doob diye, aami aaschi 
daara ektu BAADEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

SESH HOTE JAAYE 1427 SAN ER 'BHAADRO'; AAR SEYIDIN AAPNI SUNBEN SEYI BYAAKTI R KANTHASWAR, JAAR NAAM 'BIRENDRAKRISHNA BHADRO' !!!

"Naa naa, eta ekdum sattyi 
boiki, noy kono GUJAB; 
'Biswakarma Pujo' r din ee poreche 
'Mahalaya', 2020 saal sattyi ee besh AJAB. '
'Durga Pujo' hobe, 
'Mahalaya' r din theke 
praaye ek maash PORE; 
Police ebong prashashan er maatha 
byatha, je ei 'Corona kaal' e, pandal e, 
pandal e, bheerh samlaano jaabe ki KORE ! 
Sesh hote 
jaaye 1427 san 
er 'BHAADRO'; 
aar seyidin aapni sunben seyi 
byaakti r kanthaswar, jaar 
naam 'Birendrakrishna BHADRO'. 
Bhorh belaa e, 
shunun o dekhun 
'Mahalaya' r ANUSTHAAN; 
taarpor toh ektu belaa holeyi, 
'Bho katta' katha taa shona jaabe, 
jakhan ee porbe oi maanja suto e TAAN. 
Ei bishaakto 'BeeshBeesh' e, 
biswajurey hoyechey 
kato ee naa MARAN; 
tobe jaara gelo bechey, taader 
kintu ei 2020 saal taa chirokaal 
thaakbe SMARAN."- Arindam Sain

JEKONO PARIKKHA KATHIN NAA HOLE, PARIKKHARTHI DER SATHIK MULYAAYON KORA JAAYENA !!!

"KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Orrey AMBAR; 
peli kato NOMBAR; 
tor baba toh bollo je tui naaki 
phal korechish DURDAANTO; 
kintu tor mukh e naai haasi, 
laagche kano toke eto KLAANTO.'

BHAIPO AMBAR: 'Ki aar boli kaaku, 
sabai je dekhchi mahapandit, 
keyu aar neyi ko goru, GAADHA; 
adou parikkha r khaatagulo 
dekha hoyeche kina, seta ee 
amaar kachey ekhan ekta DNHAADHA. 
Sudhu ami noy, durdaanto phal 
korechey praaye sabaai, otaa ee 
toh ekhan chinta r KAARON; 
bhalo kono college e 
bhorti hobaar prokriya 
jano ekhan ekti MAHARANN.'

KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Ami jakhan uccha 
madhyamik e, 60% number pelum, 
tor baba peeth chaaprey bolechilo, 
'Daarun result korechish DIBAKAR'; 
amader school e, toke aar amaake niye maatro 
5 jon ee 60% er opor number peyechey', tarpor 
toh kichu bachor por, tor baba aar ami 
dujoneyi hoye gelaam sarkaari CHAAKAR. 
Je kono parikkha kathin naa 
hole, parikhaarthi der sathik 
mulyaayon kora JAAYENA; 
tarpor sarba bharatiya khetrey onekeyi 
onek pratiyogita mulak parikkha e 
kichu ee korte PAARENA.'"- Arindam Sain
 

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

TMC IS NOW TOO DESPERATE TO PROVIDE ANY TYPE OF HELP TO HINDU BRAHMIN PRIESTS AND HINDI SPEAKING PEOPLE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Out of 30 Muslim 
voters, 10 Muslims are voting for BJP and 
they belong to our next GENERATION; 
10 Muslims are voting for TMC and another 
10 Muslims are voting for 'INC-CPI(M)' alliance 
as they demand for more job CREATION. 
Out of 10 non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, 
4 voters will be voting for BJP and 45% of 60 
Hindu voters will be voting for BJP, so, out 
of 100, BJP is scoring 41, as per our 
research based mathematical CALCULATION; 
TMC is already getting 5 votes from 10 
non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, but, 
the Hindu vote bank of TMC will reduce from 
50% to 35%, so, TMC will score a total of 36 
out of 100 as per our scientific PREDICTION.' 

ROYAL POLITICAL ANALYST: 'INC may do 
well in North Bangabhoomi due to a change 
in Bangabhoomi INC LEADERSHIP; 
but, still, both BJP and TMC 
will be gaining a lot again 
due to 'INC-CPI(M) PARTNERSHIP. 
TMC has smelled it that their 
Hindu vote bank is decreasing 
due to the boomerang effect 
of their own strategy of 
religion based POLARISATION; 
hence, TMC is now too desperate to provide 
any type of help to Hindu Brahmin priests 
and Hindi speaking people by giving them 
some allowances and benefits as 
a prize of CONSOLATION.'"- Arindam Sain