NIRAB GANATAANTRIK PRATIBAAD ER PRATIK HOYE UTHUK OI EVM ER BOTAAM !!!

"Bangabhoomi r ek mantri 

koreche prokashye GAALAGAALI; 

kichu chullukhor bangaali raa hoyto 

taai shuneyi diyeche HAATHTAALI. 

Ke jano bolechilo je 

Kolkata ke baanaabe 

mini PAKISTAN; 

etaai ki tobe notun Bangabhoomi r 

sanskriti jekhaane proshashonik dwaaitye 

thaakbe sab gunda aar MASTAAN. 

Ekhan praaye odhikaangsho 

sadharan maanush bujhtey paarche, 

je kaake bole durniti r JWAALA; 

oi chit fund gulo e, kato taaka ee nasto 

hoyeche, takhan je era bujhtey paareni, je 

otaa o chilo ekta rajnoitik JAATRAPAALA. 

Kono ek merudandoheen bangaali ke jiggesh 

kora holo, 'Accha, aagey je lok taa Mayor 

chilo, se byata prokasye dicche gaalagaali, 

eta ki thik hocche, apnaar ki mon e HOY'; 

takhan seyi bheetu bangaali bollo, 'Dekhun 

emniteyi shashak dal er gunda raa jaake 

taake guli kore maarche, taai kichu bolte 

chaaina, amader je laage khub BHOY.' 

Aapni ekta sadharan maanush hisebe 

ganotaantrik prokriyaa e vote DILEN; 

taar badoley sudhu atyaachar 

aar aatanka ee PELEN. 

Aapnaara vote diyechen boleyi kintu jekono 

mantri paaye paanch bachor er jonnyo 

ekta osthaayi chaakri, kaajeyi seyi 

mantri ke aapnaara ee korechen NIYOG; 

taahole aapnader shirhdaara taai bnekey galo 

kano, bhetho bangaali noy, baagha bangaali 

hote hobe ebaar, apnaader vote er maddhyam 

ei hoye nirbachan er falaafal er jog o BIYOG. 

Oi duskriti raa jato ee 

maaruk HAATH E; 

aapni dhoirjyo dhorun, aar sathik 

samay, maarun oder ke BHAATH E. 

Nirab ganotaantrik 

pratibaad er pratik hoye 

uthuk oi EVM er BOTAAM; 

'Cut Money' r jwaala seyi bojhe, 

je upaarjon kore, paaye feley 

nijer maatha r GHAAM."- Arindam Sain

AASOLEY MAANUSH ER JEEVAN ER CHEYE O, VOTE TAAI HOYECHE BESHI DAAMI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaak baacha gyalo, 

jehetu Corona firey eseche ABAAR; 

oi gerua shibir er meeting michil e 

lokjon kom aasbe EBAAR.'

BABOOL: 'Arrey toraa toh oi 

sankhyalaghu der vote taai PAAS; 

oi votebank taai toh 

toder turup er TAAS.'

BAABLA: 'Corona abaar fireche 

maane, abaar lokjon firey paabe 

seyi 2020 saal er SMRITI; 

raasta e kukur chaagol er mato pore thekeche 

maanush er mritodeho aar haspaatal 

gulo koreche din e, dupur e DAKAATI; 

aaj Corona report positive, toh aar ek 

jaayega e, oi report taai negative, maane 

swaasthya daptar e o dhukey gache DURNEETI; 

jwalaani tel er daam er 50% GST rajya sarkar 

paaye, othocho raasta e ekta bekaar michil 

baar kore, choley nongra RAJNEETI.'

BALA: 'Accha muslim holeyi oder keyi 

vote ditey hobe, kothay lekha aachey, 

muslim raa ki oi mahila r KREETODAAS; 

kano Bangladeshi muslim aar Rohingya 

muslim raa aamader Bangabhoomi r 

onek jomi dakhal kore, korche BASOBAAS. 

Koi konodin toh dekhini 

jeh kono Bangabhoomi r 

muslim Bangladesh e giye 

korchey dakhal kaaro r JOMI; 

ghar er chele ra khete paayena, othocho 

baairer cheleder proti eto darad, aasoley 

maanush er jeevan er cheye o, vote taai 

hoyeche beshi DAAMI.'"- Arindam Sain

THE SECOND WAVE OF 'COVID 19' IS COMING, THE DEADLY VIRUS IS BACK AGAIN; STOP ALL RALLIES AND ROADSHOWS FOR THE TIME BEING FOR ANY POLITICAL GAIN !!!

"Don't forget that 'Covid-19' 

is still a dangerous NAME; 

slowly and silently, it is this virus only, 

which is playing the real deadly GAME. 

The second wave of 'Covid 19' is coming, 

the deadly virus is back AGAIN; 

stop all rallies and roadshows for 

the time being for any political GAIN. 

In this second wave, the 'cough' is not a major 

factor, but the running nose and DEHYDRATION; 

the death rate will be lesser, but speedier 

is the rate of CONTAMINATION. 

Total lockdown is not required as highly 

contaminated areas will be very FEW; 

but, there should be strict 

9 PM to 7 AM night CURFEW. 

The number of moving vegetable 

and grocery shops to be increased 

in each and every LOCALITY; 

eat only healthy foods, 

avoid junk foods or any 

street foods of low QUALITY. 

Just cover your mouth 

either with handkerchief or MASK; 

social distancing can be maintained again with 

proper sanitization, it is not a difficult TASK. 

Due to vaccinations in human bodies and 

some mutations in the virus, the 'Covid-19' 

virus in its second wave is slightly WEAK; 

but, our callous attitude towards the spread 

of this deadly virus may lead to the rate 

of virus contamination at its PEAK. 

To avoid unnecessary footfalls, 

all the branches of all banks are 

hereby requested to temporarily 

stop passbook PRINTING; 

all the passbooks will be collected at the 

main gate, and the available balance will 

be written on the last page of passbooks 

with date, for the time BEING."- Arindam Sain

SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS DO MAKE A GREAT IMPACT !!!

"Sometimes small things 

do make a great IMPACT; 

you don't need to read books 

on marketing strategies to ACT. 

A simple automated SMS 

system can do WONDERS; 

in this digital era, many firms 

are not even printing CALENDARS. 

But, whenever a customer gets 

an automated SMS where the 

firm or company is wishing 

him/her a very happy BIRTHDAY; 

the customer feels homely, happy 

and starts thinking about the 

caring attitude of the company 

or firm towards him or her even TODAY. 

When an automated SMS is received 

by a customer where there are some 

tips about wealth CREATION; 

he/she surely follows those 

investment tips instead of spending 

too much money only on RECREATION. 

Even if someone forgets about 

the next insurance premium 

amount and its due DATE; 

a simple automated SMS reminds 

you about that so that for paying the 

insurance premium, you don't get LATE. 

Due to 'Interactive Voice 

Response' system, it has 

now become so easy to do 

any LPG cylinder BOOKING; 

the technological implementation 

as new marketing tools have 

established the business concept 

that the 'Customer is KING'."- Arindam Sain

RCB DEFENDED THEIR SCORE BY 6 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 14.04.2021 !!!

"As the pitch had some swing and BOUNCE; 

the SRH bowlers started to POUNCE. 

The RCB batsmen were not 

allowed to act like any RAIDER; 

as 30/3 was the bowling 

figure of Jason HOLDER. 

On 14.04.2021, though, 

in 20 overs, 8 wickets FELL; 

RCB still managed a decent score of 149 runs 

due to a good knock by Glenn MAXWELL. 

For SRH batsmen, the target of 

150 runs was not so EASY; 

as the sporting pitch kept each 

and every batsman quite BUSY. 

Due to Mohammed Siraj of RCB, 

the SRH team lost their first wicket 

when their team score was 13; 

the batting style of David Warner 

and Manish Pandey looked 

cool, clinical and CLEAN. 

After the dismissal of David Warner, 

RCB bowlers were putting pressure on 

the SRH batsmen to do something SILLY; 

Shahbaz Ahmed got three wickets in 

quick succession as three SRH batsmen 

took some risk UNNECESSARILY. 

RCB defended their score by 

6 runs as it became difficult 

for SRH to reach the TARGET; 

not only with the ball, even with 

the bat, Rashid Khan has played 

some good CRICKET."- Arindam Sain

PBKS DEFEATED RR BY 4 RUNS DESPITE AN INCREDIBLE INNINGS OF 119 RUNS BY SANJU SAMSON OF RR ON 12.04.2021 !!!

"In the North Indian Derby match on 

12.04.2021, for the RR bowlers, if Deepak 

Hooda has created so much TROUBLE; 

then, after the dismissal of 

Chris Gayle at the other hand, 

KL Rahul just looked UNSTOPPABLE. 

Chetan Sakariya took 3 wickets, also 

his bowling was comparatively less 

expensive, being so YOUNG; 

Rahul Tewatia took a fantastic acrobatic 

catch at the boundary line, though, the score 

of 221 runs by PBKS looked quite STRONG. 

Mohammed Shami took the catch of his 

own bowling to dismiss Ben Stokes 

which was absolutely FINE; 

but, Sanju Samson completely dominated 

the game as KL Rahul missed a simple 

catch to give him a LIFELINE. 

Not only a simple catch, 

also, just by 9 runs, 

KL Rahul missed a TON; 

but, still, PBKS defeated RR by 

4 runs, despite an incredible innings of 

119 runs by Sanju SAMSON."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 10 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 11.04.2021 !!!

"Shubman got out as one of the 

Rashid's delivery removed the BELL; 

Rashid also took the important 

wicket of RUSSELL. 

With a great speed, 

sailed the 'KKR' SHIP; 

as Rana and Tripathi put up 

a great PARTNERSHIP. 

Nabi of SRH suddenly took two wickets 

to end his bowling figure at 32/2; 

KKR scored 187 runs as Dinesh 

played a speedy knock of 22. 

On 11.04.2021, SRH lost 

two early wickets at their 

team score of 10; 

despite the fight back from 

Bairstow and Manish, SRH 

fell short of target by 10. 

At an individual score of 55, 

Bairstow became the victim of PAT; 

Samad came quite late, but, he showed 

how aggressively he can BAT."- Arindam Sain