2021 SAAL E, TMC TRITIYOBAAR ER JONNYO BANGABHOOMI TEH SARKAR TAIRI KORLO AAR BJP EK EBONG EK TAA EE BIRODHI DAL HISEBE UTHE ELO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Dekhle tomraaa, 

oi wheelchair e bosey bosey, 

ki korlo KERAMATI; 

kirokom daarun khela taai naa 

khelle, amaader ei netri, jeeni 

kinaa khub ee BUDDHIMATI. 

Tobe sattyi bolchi maairi, aager din oi 

sab exit poll gulo dekhbaar por aamra o 

bhaabini je eto bhaalo o durdaanto phal HOBE; 

ebaar ki INC ke hotiye, taahole TMC ee 

ki kendriya sthar e pradhan birodhi dal 

hisebe aatmyaprakash KORBE'.

BABOOL: 'Nirbachan er phalaphal 

ghoshona r din ei toh wheelchair 

cherey diyeche DEKHLAAM; 

ebaar mukhyamantri ke hobe, 

taar jonnyo opekkha e thaakte hobe, 

je, ki raaye diyeche 'NANDIGRAM'. 

Tobe eto baro ekta 

saafolyo r jonnyo, TMC dal 

ke jaanai ABHINANDAN; 

kintu sadharan maanush er opor ahetuk 

atyachaar hok bandho, gore uthuk 

sustho o sundar ek BANDHAN.'

BAABLA: 'Meeting baa michil e eto 

lokjon er uposthithi dekhe, jegechilo 

boiki geruaa shibir e, ek notun ASHA; 

kintu beshir bhaag lokjon sudhu 

ghurte esechilo, vote daayeni, 

taai gerua shibir e aaj HOTASHA. 

Bangabhoomi teh 'kichu diye, 

kichu paaowaar', royeche REETI; 

taai ekhaane kono baro 

samasya ee noy, 'DURNEETI'; 

alpo teh ebong ektu teyi 

khushi hoy jaaye ei JAATI; 

hoyto BJP bujhte paareni je kaake 

bole, paayiye deowaar RAJNEETI.'

BALA: '2019 er Lok Sabha nirbachan e, 

je baampanthi vote taa BJP peyechilo, 

seta ebaar PAAYENI; 

Congress er vote o pooro taai 

peyeche TMC, aar ISF kichu ee 

tamon daag kaat teh PAARENI. 

Taai jetuku vote BJP peyeche, 

kono Baampanthi baa 

Congress er samarthak der noy, 

sudhumaatro BJP samarthak der ee, 

jaa kina ekdum KNHAATI; 

hotaash hobaar kono kaaron neyi, aager 

Lok Sabha r saathe tulonaa korle, ekhan 

Bangabhoomi r ek ebong ek taa ee birodhi 

dal hisebe uthe elo BJP ebong ekhaane aaro 

shakto hocche taader MAATI.'"- Arindam Sain

WE CAN GO FOR 'ALTERNATE DAYS' LOCKDOWN AND SIMULTANEOUSLY GO FOR RAPID VACCINATION !!!

"ROYAL ECONOMIST: 'Total lockdown for 

so many days in the year of 2020 has ruined 

the Indian Economy, that is the brutal FACT. 

But, as this is a pandemic situation due to the 

2nd wave of Corona virus, the lockdown should 

be done by maintaining a balancing ACT. 

The migrant workers must not press the panic 

button and the respective government must 

give them the necessary ASSURANCE; 

even under 'Aayushmaan Bharat' scheme, 

any Covid-19 patient must get 

10 lakhs medical INSURANCE.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'We can go for 

'Alternate Days' lockdown and 

simultaneously go for rapid VACCINATION; 

but, the vaccination drive camps to be 

done rapidly in each and every ward 

on alternate days, across the India NATION. 

Focus to be given on logistics and 

supply chain system too for timely 

supply and quick DISTRIBUTION; 

to break the chain of Corona virus, in this war 

like situation, everyone must come forward 

to do some CONTRIBUTION.'"- Arindam Sain

WHATEVER MAYBE THE ELECTION RESULT, THE BEST THING FOR BANGABHOOMI DEMOCRACY IS, THAT BOTH BJP AND TMC ARE BECOMING ALMOST EQUAL AS PER VOTE SHARE STRENGTH !!!

"BABLOO: 'So many surveys, 

so many RESEARCH; 

but, which is the correct one, 

one has to SEARCH.'

BABOOL: 'In Kerala, the 

Left Front may do WELL; 

in Tamil Nadu, there may be a huge win 

for DMK, surely, a remarkable story to TELL.'

BAABLA: 'As per the trend, 

BJP may retain Assam, 

and in Puducherry, the NDA 

may form the next GOVERNMENT; 

but, for Bangabhoomi, no one is 

getting the real clear picture, it is 

going to be a fantastic thrilling 

T-20 match, with lots of ENTERTAINMENT.'

BALA: 'Whatever maybe the election result, 

the best thing for Bangabhoomi democracy 

is, that both BJP and TMC are becoming 

almost equal as per vote share STRENGTH; 

so, in the T-20 cricket match of democracy, 

even if it is a good batting pitch, the bowlers 

will always get wickets by bowling with 

good line and LENGTH.'"- Arindam Sain

NIRBACHAN ER POR E HOYTO OI WHEELCHAIR TAA AAR KAAJEY LAAGBENA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Eseche katudur e, korte dekha 

amader saathe, oi wheelchair e BOSEY; 

dekhle tomraa, bujhle tomraa, je 

katokhaani amader ke BHAALOBAASEY.'

BABOOL: 'Jodi o tamon kichu ee hoyni, 

tobu o tarka r khaatir e jodi dhoreyo 

niyi, je paa BHENGECHE; 

taahole o ki etodin plaster laagaano 

thaake, baa etodin wheelchair e boste 

laage, dibyi toh dekhchi paa DOLACCHE. 

Aasoley school e baa college e, 

ekhan pass fail neyi, toder oi graduation 

degree r certificate amaake aar 

dekhaashne, onek hoyeche THAAK; 

aami takhankaar din er Class VIII pass 

kora cheley, toder theke o bhaalo 

darkhaasto likhte paari ebong toder 

theke aami onek beshi CHAALAAK.'

BAABLA: 'Tobe eto naatak kore ki kono 

laabh holo, odike bodhoy jordaar 

aayeen er jaal e fesechey KESTO; 

keyu toh nischoi koreche biswaasghaatakota, 

koreche gopon tathya faash, 

eta ekdum SPASTO.' 

BALA: 'Nirbachan er por e 

hoyto oi wheelchair taa 

aar kaajey LAAGBENA; 

ekhaan Bangabhoomi r graam er maanush 

kintu jothesto ee chaalaak chatur hoyeche, 

taai sahaj e boka banaano JAABENA. 

Tobe ekta 'Mahajot' er gandho onekeyi 

pacche, taai gerua shibir er aaro beshi 

seat paaowa taa kintu besh JAROORI; 

aar Corona ke oto bhoy pabaar kichu neyi, 

swasthya bidhi maanleyi hobe, aar korte 

hobe 'Night Curfew' JAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

DC LOST THE MATCH AGAINST RCB JUST BY 1 RUN ON 27.04.2021 !!!

"When all other big batsmen 

of RCB failed to SURVIVE; 

de Villiers fully dominated on the 

DC bowlers and scored a superb 75. 

On 27.04.2021, while 

chasing a decent score of 171; 

both Shikhar and Smith failed to 

deliver, and Prithvi scored just 21. 

Harshal Patel increased his wickets 

tally as his bowling figure was 37/2; 

and he hunted down the dangerous 

Marcus Stoinis at his score of 22. 

The required run rate was rising, but, 

for DC, the game was still not OVER; 

as Shimron Hetmyer showed his talent 

and actually what he can DELIVER. 

Rishabh Pant played a 

captain's knock of 58; 

but lost it against RCB just by 1 run 

despite giving up a good FIGHT."- Arindam Sain

EKTU KICHU SHARIR E ASWASTHI HOLEYI, OSUDH KHEYE NEBEN NAA DUMDAAM !!!

"Ektu kichu sharir e aswasthi holeyi, 

osudh kheye neben naa DUMDAAM; 

osudh er paarswopratikriya r jonnyo 

hoye boiki onek netibaachak PARINAAM; 

pahaar er ucchota e, 

oxygen kom, taai path 

cholte hoy dheere DHEEREY; 

yog byaam emni emni biswabikyaato hoyni, 

ei yog byaam korle, oxygen er maatra 

abaar swabhabhik chhondey FEREY. 

Byaam korun, baa douraan, baa 

korun kheladulaa, pratidin jano 

shorir theke beroye khub GHAAM; 

jakhan ee ektu shorir klaanto laagbe, kono 

energy drink baa energy tablet khaaben naa, 

sudhu chupchaap nin sampoorna BISHRAAM. 

Konodin ki kheye dekhechen 

ektu nooon aar lebu mere, oi motaa 

chaal er bhaath er garam FYAAN; 

protidin oi paau ruti aar maakhan kintu 

apnaar hriday r khoti kore, bhabhben 

naa je dicchi sudhu GYAAN. 

Paantha bhaath kintu Cancer rog ke 

pratirodh kore, taai bhaath ektu baasi 

holeyi, feley deben naa sudhu SUDHU; 

konodin ki kheyechen aakh er gurh 

diye knaacha chhola, baa knaacha 

holud er saathe ektu MADHU. 

Naak korteyi paare ektu chinchin, 

mon e hobe, jano niyechen ektu NASSYI; 

roj khabaar chesta korun 

ontoto ek glass LASSI. 

Pratidin bikeley, khaan boiki shosha, 

aapel, musumbi lebu, aangur o KALAA; 

mask porun, aar Corona sankraman rukhte 

bandho hok je kono MELAA."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 26.04.2021 !!!

"In terms of tight bowling with a figure 

of 13/1, Shivam Mavi emerged as a HERO; 

as due to him only, Chris Gayle 

of PBKS got out at ZERO. 

Sunil Narine took two wickets 

to come back in some FORM; 

due to Chris Jordan's fightback, from 98/8, the 

PBKS innings slightly started to TRANSFORM. 

Prasidh Krishna did a great job in the bowling 

department with his bowling figure of 30/3; 

Chris Jordan's speedy 30, helped 

PBKS to put up a total of 123. 

While chasing, KKR lost 3 wickets 

at their team score of 17; 

sprinting down a long way, what a fantastic 

diving catch by Ravi Bishnoi it has BEEN. 

Rahul Tripathi and Eoin Morgan 

ensured a partnership which 

is steady and SLOW; 

KKR easily won the match by 5 wickets 

on 26.04.2021 as the target was 

comparatively quite LOW."- Arindam Sain