Wednesday, December 8, 2021

TWO INCIDENTS BACK TO BACK; IS SURELY A SETBACK !!!

"COMMANDO: 'Two incidents back to BACK; 
is surely a SETBACK. 
In Nagaland, we hardly had any such 
awkward situation in the past, no, NEVER; 
and in a place of Tamil Nadu, we have 
lost one of the best military general EVER.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Something may 
be fishy, as we can sometimes SMELL; 
we must do a detailed investigation on 
Nagaland firing and how that helicopter FELL. 
Maybe a wild guess, but, is there 
any activation of any 'sleeper CELL'; 
let us see the investigation reports, 
only the time will TELL.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOUR DIVORCE CASE IS IN THE LAST LAP; SO, YOU HAVE TO START A NEW JOURNEY, BUT, MAINTAIN AT LEAST 3 YEARS AGE GAP !!!

"LAWYER: 'As your divorce 
case is in the last LAP; 
so, you have to start a new journey, 
but, maintain at least 3 years age GAP. 
To help you out in the future search, 
we also have a good DATABASE; 
where many of our clients became single 
again after completion of their divorce CASE.'

CLIENT: 'Getting rid of any liar 
and unfaithful person in a marriage 
relationship is just like breathing 
the 'virus free fresh AIR'; 
but, as per Hindu marriage act, the married 
women are given too much relaxations 
and nowadays, it is getting too much 
misused also, which is not FAIR. 
'Always marry that person only who 
loves you, not the person whom you 
love blindly', this statement was 
made by wise men long time AGO; 
but, in reality, we just do the opposite 
thing, and then the marriage relationship 
often ends up within a short period due 
to the clash of 'EGO'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTI GAAN GEYECHEN BOTE BIRBHUM ZILLA R DUBRAJPUR SAHAR ER BAASINDAA, 'BHUBAN BADYAKAR' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ekti gaan geyechen 
bote Birbhum zilla r Dubrajpur sahar 
er baasindaa, 'Bhuban BADYAKAR; 
ei gaan bisesh kore 'Bangladesh' e hoyeche 
daarun janopriyo, ei Bangabhoomi r gayak 
er paaowa uchit kichu aarthik PURASKAR. 
Jaara hoyto bhaajha badam ee 
kheto naa, taara ekhan khacche 
bote kaancha BADAM; 
ei gaan er opor remix kore, 
naachanaachi kore, onekeyi abaar 
Internet duniya e kurocche SUNAAM.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dhanyabaad jaanano 
uchit seyi bhadrolok ke, je ei gaan taa r 
pratham video recording KORECHILO; 
oi bhadrolok ei Internet duniya e, 
video taa upload korlo boleyi naa, 
ei gaan taa eto 'viral' HOLO. 
Tobe oi ekta gaan ei themey 
thaakle hobena, aaro onek 
rakam er gaan rachana koruk, 
samriddho hok LOKGEETI; 
'Joydeb Mela' e toh proti bachor, 
baaul gaan aar lokgeeti r anusthaan 
hoy, ebong royeche gaan recording 
korbaar o REETI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ANY ORGANIZATION, JUST PUT A BAN ON ANY OUTDATED EQUIPMENT !!!

"In any organization, just put 
a ban on any outdated EQUIPMENT; 
continous upgradation of technology is one 
of the basic duties of any top MANAGEMENT. 
'Pay Scale' or 'salary structure' comes later, 
first comes 'employee safety and SECURITY'; 
no matter what happens, profit or loss, 
this should be the first PRIORITY. 
It is very easy to buy any PRODUCT; 
but, the maintenance job looks DIFFICULT. 
'Testing' and 'Surprise Inspection' are 
the two best practices which the 
developed kingdoms strictly FOLLOW; 
when you dive in the ocean, go deeper 
as much as you can, don't just discover 
around the areas which are SHALLOW. 
A big mistake 
is the summation 
of so many errors 
without any RECTIFICATION; 
you cannot afford to ignore the 
'core engineering' while giving 
more focus on outer body design 
and BEAUTIFICATION."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

INDIA WON THE 2ND TEST ON 06.12.2021 TO WIN THE TEST SERIES BY 1-0 !!!

"What a knock of 150 runs 
by Mayank AGARWAL; 
under the coaching tenure 
of 'The great Indian WALL'. 
India's 1st innings ended at 
325 runs as all the 10 wickets 
were taken by AJAZ; 
New Zealand camp felt the shock 
when the three top order batsmen 
were sent back to the pavilion by SIRAJ. 
What a great emerging all rounder 
is the guy, Axar PATEL; 
Ashwin, as usual, has a 
success story to TELL. 
New Zealand team got bundled 
out in the 1st innings at 62; 
in the 2nd innings, Mayank 
Agarwal alone scored 62. 
In the 2nd innings, almost all the 
Indian batsmen contributed WELL; 
in reply to the declared score, it was a good 
fighting knock of 60 runs by Daryl MITCHELL. 
Both Ashwin and Jayant 
with their smart spin bowling 
in the 2nd innings took 
4 wickets EACH; 
India won the 2nd test on 06.12.2021 by 
372 runs to win the test series by 1-0, as 
for New Zealand, the huge target looked 
way beyond their REACH."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 5, 2021

WHEN IT COMES TO 'DISASTER MANAGEMENT', THE ODISHA STATE IS STILL THE BEST !!!

"When it comes to 'disaster management', 
the Odisha state is still the BEST; 
and in Bangabhoomi, even in a depression 
situation, for them, it is a tough TEST. 
The drainage system of 
Kolkata is DETERIORATING; 
and as a metropolitan city, the municipal 
corporation is also having a bad RATING. 
In the rural areas of Bangabhoomi, just 
after the 'Amphan' cyclone, we have 
seen lots of corruption in the 
'cyclone relief' DISTRIBUTION; 
but, in Odisha, during any cyclone, they 
implement 'Zero Casualty' strategy where it is 
corruption free and everybody feels proud for 
their little CONTRIBUTION."- Arindam Sain

DELHI HAS ALREADY BECOME A GAS CHAMBER !!!

"Your car may have 
even or odd NUMBER; 
but, Delhi has already 
become a gas CHAMBER. 
Why every time, the Supreme Court 
has to step in to find out a SOLUTION; 
why the Delhi Government is so callous 
about the issue of air POLLUTION. 
Say 'No to firecrackers' during 
Diwali festival in Delhi from next YEAR; 
otherwise, not the 'Covid-19', but, the air 
pollution will become the real cause of FEAR. 
Pass a bill to 
restrict too much 
building CONSTRUCTION; 
the failure to tame the greedy 
real estate businessmen of Delhi 
may lead to 'air quality' DESTRUCTION. 
Allow the Delhi people 
to breath the fresh AIR; 
else, the 'Muffler Man' will be regarded as 
clown of any 'street side FAIR'."- Arindam Sain