BHUJHLEY BHAAYA, AAMRA AACHI BOLEYI KINTU SUNDARBAN ROYECHE, AAR ROYECHE KOLKATA R ASTITWO !!!

"SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Tomaar 

baari kothay hey bhaaya, tomaar 

gaaye o toh dekhchi ek ee NAKSHA. '

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Naa, naa, 

aami kintu Sundarban er noy, 

amaar baari holo BUXA.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Jaak pashapashi 

royeche dujon er knaacha, jomiye adda 

deowaa jaabe, bhalo ee hobe MAJAA; 

tomaake amaar mato dekhte holeyo, 

eta jene raakho, je aamra jaara 

Sundarban er, taara ee aasol RAJA.'

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Kintu taao toh tomraa 

graam e jaccho dhuke, jungle theke BERIYE; 

maajhemoddhe raat er belaa e shikaar o 

kore felcho, katogulo nadi PERIYE.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'O bhabcho 

bujhi, je jungle er baaire giye 

shikaar korchi KANO; 

Sundarban er bhetor e je harin 

ebong onyo jantu der o sankhya 

kome gache, taa ki tomraa JAANO.'

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Haan bujhlaam, orrey 

baapre, etogulo maanush er khokha khuki 

raa je amader dekhe khub ee ULLOSITO; 

amader proti je maanush er eto taa 

prem, bhalobasha royeche, seta aagey 

konodin upolobdhi korini TO.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Bujhley bhaaya, 

aamra aachi boleyi kintu Sundarban 

royeche, aar royeche Kolkata r ASTITWO; 

taai ei barodin er seetal din e, amader ke era 

dekhte chhutey aase, era kintu bojhe amader 

bneche thakaar GURUTTWO.'"- Arindam Sain

ONEKEYI EKHANO DHORTEYI PAARENI JE OPOR MAHAL E KHELA HOCCHE THIK KI DHARAN ER UCCHO PARJAAYE R 'DAABA' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Se ki ! Eto maramari, santraas 

aar bomabaaji koreyo pelo naa 144; 

birodhi raa rukhe dilo 

10 taa aason e, pelo 134. 

Jelaa gulo e kintu oto ta hobena sahaj, 

kaaron ekhan 4 te birodhi, BJP, 

CPI(M), Congress ebong NIRDAL; 

aar bibhinno jelaa e, shashak dal 

er andar e bhalo ee royeche 

gostidwando aar KONDAL.'

BABOOL: 'Ekta jinish ki khub bhalo 

kore parjyobekkhon korlen DADA; 

je CPI(M) aar Congress abaar purono 

chhande fireche, jeyi hoyeche ALAADA. 

BJP toh jano ghumiye ee chilo, 

kamon jano ekta gaa jhaara BHAAB; 

emni teyi Kolkata e, BJP r sanghatan 

ektu durbal ebong lok er o OBHAAB.'

BABLA: 'Kolkata e toh aar oto neyi 

'Cut Money' r daapot aar garib der 

opor oto taa hoyna ATYACHAAR; 

kintu graam er lok jon jaara 

obohelito, atyachaarito, tara 

kintu thik korbe BICHAAR. 

SSC panel e naam 

thaakle o chaakri PAAYENA; 

nurse der keyo 

upojukto maaine DAYENA. 

Singur e naa holo chaash, 

aar naa elo shilpo, kato je 

factory hoye galo BANDHO; 

Kolkata sahar er lok er ki aar ese galo, Uttar 

Banga r lokjon majhemoddheyi bhaabe, je, 

era ki sab jeneshune o seje thaake ANDHO.'

BALA: 'Ebaar taahole aasol 

satyi katha taa ee BOLI; 

aasole jeta ee chokh er saamne dekhaano 

hoy, aamra toh seta keyi mene CHOLI. 

Eta holo 'Sharadindu Bandopadhyay' r 

'Chiriyakhana', keyu kintu raat e khaancha e 

thaakena, sab khaancha je KHOLA; 

taai toh 'Byomkesh Bakshi' ke besh maatha 

khaatiye baar korte hoyechilo, je ke, ke 

thik khelche, ki, ki rakam er KHELA. 

Je rang er ee aabir niye khelo bhaaya, 

sab sadharan maanush ee ki oto 

chaalak chatur hoy re BABA; 

onekeyi ekhano dhorteyi paareni, je, 

opor mahal e khela hocche thik ki 

dharan er, uccho parjaaye r 'DAABA'. 

Rajya sthar e, TMC korche byabohaar 

CPI(M) ke, jaate Bangabhoomi 

theke BJP jaaye GHUCHHE; 

aar kendriya sthar e, BJP korche byabohaar 

TMC ke, jaate pooro Bharat theke 

Congress jaaye ekdum MUCHHE.'"- Arindam Sain

GOD IS ALWAYS WITH THE POOR PEOPLE TO HELP THEM TO ENJOY IN ANY FESTIVAL WITH A HEARTIEST SMILE !!!

"Santa Claus is coming to 

meet you with a gift PACKET; 

but, the cold wave is also coming, 

so, be prepared, buy a JACKET; 

or maybe, you can also buy 

a high quality BLANKET; 

and celebrate the Christmas festival of 2021, 

by buying a good cake from the MARKET. 

Pray to Jesus that the 

pandemic period ends 

as early as POSSIBLE; 

also spread the awareness to get everyone 

vaccinated, so that the comeback of 

Corona virus becomes IMPOSSIBLE. 

On the 'Good Governance Day', the 

honourable Prime Minister of India, 

Shri Narendra Modi may provide 

the poor farmers a GIFT; 

as the Christmas Day is also the birthday 

of our respected Atal Behari Vajpayee 

who was respected and loved by 

everyone devoid of any political RIFT. 

God is always with the poor people 

to help them to enjoy in any festival 

with a heartiest SMILE; 

ho ho ho, that's why, with the sound of jingle 

bells, the reindeer of Santa Claus is always 

ready to run any extra MILE."- Arindam Sain

TO ATTRACT MORE BUSINESS, MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS FEEL ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE !!!

"FEMALE HR CONSULTANT: 'Change 

your dressing 'sense and GET-UP'; 

also change your 'office 

premises SET-UP'. 

Even if you are not so 

fair and HANDSOME; 

but, your professional 

dress must look AWESOME. 

To attract more business, make 

your customers feel absolutely 

comfortable at any MOMENT; 

ask a formal question in an informal 

manner to your customer in a gossiping 

style to know their REQUIREMENT. 

Any type of customer service 

must be quick ENOUGH; 

as due to many private banks, 

the competition is very TOUGH.'

MALE PSU BANK STAFF: 'Providing quick 

service is not an issue, but, you never know, 

when there will be a software level problem 

and when the server link will go DOWN; 

in rural branches, there should be a separate 

user id and password only for passbook 

printing, and passbook kiosks must be there 

in each and every branches of any TOWN. 

Professional dress code is 

always followed in PSU Banks, 

but, there is a shortage of manpower 

after lots of RETIREMENT; 

to improve the comfort level of all 

customers, every year, the Indian 

Government must continue the 

process of RECRUITMENT.'"- Arindam Sain 

PRADHAN MANTRI HOBAAR SWAPNO DEKHLEYI TOH AAR HOYAA JAAYENA, KAAJ E KORE DEKHAATE HOY, JE SATYI EE KI SE JOGYO !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ke jano bolchilo, je saara 

Bharat naaki taader dike taakiye AACHE; 

kintu ki paribartan holo suni, seyi toh Kolkata 

pourasabha vote e santraas HOYECHE. 

Pradhan Mantri hobaar swapno dekhleyi 

toh aar hoyaa jaayena, kaaj e kore 

dekhaate hoy, je satyi ee ki se JOGYO; 

ekhano prochur bangaali raa baaire r rajya 

gulo e chole jacche, kaaj er khoj e, ki aar 

paribartan holo suni, etaa ee DURBHAGYO.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dekhun kichu Councilor 

baa Co-ordinator raa toh nijeraa ee jaane, je 

taara thaakeni etodin maanush er PAASHE; 

taai bhoy toh ekta royecheyi, 

je oi nirdal prarthi taao jodi jaaye 

jeete, jodi sesh haasi HAASE. 

Aapni dekhben thik 

seyi ward gulo teyi 

hoyeche JHAAMELA; 

jekhaane councilor gulo kono kaaj ee 

koreni, sudhu koreche taaka gulo niye, 

noy chhoy KHELA.'"- Arindam Sain

LIKHENGE HUM EK KITAAB ZAROOR, KYON KI YEH PREM KAHANI NAHI RAHEGI ADHOORI !!!

"Toh kya, agar main bolta 

hoon Punjabi aur tu bole TAMIL; 

saccha pyar hain jaanu, ish dil 

mein sirf tum hee ho SAAMIL. 

Naam hain mera CHETAN; 

Punjab da anmol RATAN; 

rakhoonga khayal tera poora, 

karoonga poora JATAN; 

tu hee banegi meri tann, 

mann aur DHAN. 

Chadh gayi hain mujhko yeh 

'kambakht ishq' ka NASHA; 

aab tum se ek pal ki bhi doori sahaa 

naa jaaye, aye meri pyaari ANUSHA. 

Likhenge hum ek kitaab zaroor, 

kyon ki yeh prem kahani 

nahi rahegi ADHOORI; 

saccha pyar thodh deti hain 

sab deewarein, naa rahegi aab yeh 

doh rajya ke beech koi DOORI."- Arindam Sain

WILL THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT BECOME THE GUARANTOR, IF ANY PRIVATE BANK BECOMES BANKRUPT ???

"CUSTOMER: 'If this PSU Bank 

gets privatized, then your salary 

will become nearly DOUBLE; 

then, what is need to go for 

2 days nationwide strike to 

create more TROUBLE ?' 

PSU BANK STAFF: 'Yes, after 

privatization, our salary will INCREASE; 

but, you such poor fellow may not be 

able to stay for a long time at the CREASE. 

As a private banker, 

our focus will be business, 

business and BUSINESS; 

we will not bother about any social 

services to poor customers, as in priority 

sector loans, the rate of interest is quite LESS.'

CUSTOMER: 'Will the Indian 

Government become the guarantor,

if any private bank becomes BANKRUPT; 

because no one is having any faith on 

any 'Nirav Modi' category businessmen 

who are CORRUPT.'"- Arindam Sain