ADHUNIK RAJNEETI TOH MAYAJAAL !!!

"Ekdin jotey ei goyaal, toh 

aar ekdin jotey onyo GOYAAL; 

jwal e naamleyi kumir aar daanga e 

uthleyi baagh, othocho shakto CHOYAAL. 

Adhunik rajneeti 

toh MAYAJAAL; 

ektu samay laage bujhte 

je ke chaalche ki CHAAL. 

Noukobihar e gayak 

hoye jaaye MAATAAL; 

jwal o sukiye jaaye, 

nadi hoye jaaye KHAAL. 

Ke acho kothay, ke 

soraabe ebaar JONJAAL; 

hnaarisaal e dhuke je bejaaye 

taandav chaliyeche hulo BERAAL. 

Thanda e knaaple, poriye 

debe 'Kashmiri SHWAAL'; 

aar katha naa sunley, jwole 

othey aagun er MASHAAL. 

Aaj nagad, dhaar 

deowaa hobe KAAL; 

tobeyi dhukbe sarkari 

taaka, khuley jaabe KOPAAL. 

Peyaaj khele laagbe jhaanjh aar 

knaacha lanka cheboleyi laagbe JHAAL; 

taa bole ki aar naa kheye thaaka jaaye, oi 

hing er kochuri aar chola r DAL."- Arindam Sain

TIME IS PRECIOUS; LIFE IS GRACIOUS; MIND IS CURIOUS; BRAIN IS FURIOUS !!!

"Time is PRECIOUS; 

Life is GRACIOUS;

Mind is CURIOUS; 

Brain is FURIOUS. 

Regarding love relationship, 

your girlfriend will often ask, 

'are you just casual or very SERIOUS; 

no matter, whatever is your 

answer, she will do the diplomacy 

at midnight to emerge VICTORIOUS. 

Drive the car slowly, be CAUTIOUS; 

there is no need to be too AMBITIOUS. 

In today's world of globalization, 

love is CONTAGIOUS; 

and surprisingly, the 

options are also VARIOUS. 

Gone are those days 

when romance used to be 

sober, shy and MYSTERIOUS; 

it is so uncovered nowadays, 

that, sometimes, the situation 

becomes HILARIOUS. 

Even if you pretend 

to be too RELIGIOUS; 

for a girl, her boyfriend's character 

is always 'highly SUSPICIOUS'. 

Her family members can 

be highly SUPERSTITIOUS; 

but, you cannot criticize about it 

to her, of course, it is OBVIOUS. 

Whatever is you income, she doesn't 

care, the only thing is that, the 

lifestyle has to be LUXURIOUS; 

maybe, a psychological factor works, 

where she wants to tell the world that 

her love life is so GLORIOUS."- Arindam Sain

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND, ANY OPPORTUNITY TO KILL ANY TERRORIST SHOULD NOT BE LOST !!!

"MAJOR GENERAL: 'Good evening, 

Bravehearts ! We are here in the 

hunting ground to have a brief SESSION; 

tomorrow at 0400 hours, we will enter 

this dense hilly forest, as destroying all 

the terrorist base camps is our MISSION.'

COMMANDO_01: 'Sir, it is a cloudy weather, if it 

rains like this, the terrorists will not come out of 

their base camps without any serious REASON; 

generally, when they crossed the border, who 

all provided them with sufficient grocery items 

and clothes to survive in the winter SEASON.

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Our Intelligence Officers 

have already arrested the local suppliers 

cum traitors who helped those TERRORISTS; 

unlike in the cases of special cops, we don't 

know how many terrorists are hiding, we 

don't have any 'database' or 'HIT LISTS'.'

COMMANDO_02: 'Sir, it is 

indeed a rough TERRAIN; 

to make it more difficult, tomorrow 

those dark clouds may RAIN.'

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Forget about the climatic 

conditions, maybe, it is a blessing in disguise, 

we are here to kill them at any COST; 

no matter what happens, to protect our 

motherland, any opportunity to kill any 

terrorist should not be LOST.'"- Arindam Sain

KICHU ADBHUT SIDDHANTO DEKHE MON E HOCCHE, JE CORONA VIRUS BODHOY GANGAJAL KE BHOY PAAYE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Suni sudhu shilanyaas er GALPO; 

sesh aar hoyna kono PRAKALPO. 

Sanchay khaata e taaka dhukche 

proti maash e alpo ALPO; 

kintu shashak dal ahonkaari hole, 

sadharan maanush khoje boiki er BIKALPO.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo kore bojho 

tobe, ek joteel ANKO; 

rajnoitik netaa der dekhle bodhoy 

'Corona Virus' er o hoy AATANKO. 

Ei 'Corona Virus' bhoy peye, school, college 

aar local train e giye lukiye thaake BODHOY; 

ebaar school e 'Pass-Fail' er niyam taa 

abaar firiye aanleyi kintu bhalo HOY.'

BABLA: 'Sarkaari taaka toh 

onek hocche NASTO; 

othocho niyog neyi, bojhena keyu 

shikkito bekaar yuvak yuvati der KASTO. 

Nijeder nichu tala r durnitigrasto 

netaa der opor neyi kono NIYANTRAN; 

othocho 'Bengal Summit' hole, baro baro 

shilpopati der kore boiki AMANTRAN.'

BALA: 'Shikka o Swasthya 

daftar er parikathamo r 

hoyeni tamon kono UNNATI; 

barong gostidwando r jerey, eto 

taai kolusito hoyeche rajneeti, je, 

din din hocche aaro ABONATI. 

Kichu adbhut siddhanto dekhe mon e hocche, je 

Corona virus bodhoy gangajal ke bhoy PAAYE; 

nijera ee mene cholun 'Corona Bidhi', etaai 

ekhan ekmaatro bhalo UPAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain

WASTAGE OF VALUABLE TIME FOR ACTUALLY NOTHING; MAYBE, THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF BRANCH PREMISES LEVEL 'PASSBOOK PRINTING' !!!

"Wastage of valuable time 

for actually NOTHING; 

maybe, that is the beauty of branch 

premises level 'Passbook PRINTING'. 

Even the funny part by the top management 

is, that no separate ID and Password for 

passbook printing is provided, in any 

PSU Bank organizational STRUCTURE; 

so, a staff CBS ID remains busy for 

passbook printing only, oh ! my God ! 

in almost all the branches of PSU 

Banks, it is the same PICTURE. 

Make it mandatory to 

provide ATM cards to all the 

customers who are LITERATE; 

a 'Passbook Kiosk' is a 

necessity in any busy PSU 

Bank branch without any DEBATE. 

State Bank of India has protected 

almost all their busy branches from 

becoming overcrowded unnecessarily 

by implementing 'SBI e-CORNER'; 

and it is indeed a masterstroke 

strategy, so, the other PSU Banks 

must think of implementing kiosks 

in a similar MANNER."- Arindam Sain

THE 'COMEDIAN' IS PLAYING THE GAME; BUT, IT IS INDEED A 'NATIONAL SHAME' !!!

"A special enquiry must be 

conducted under the department 

of 'Indian INTELLIGENCE'; 

that in Punjab, regarding the 

'Prime Minister Convoy', why 

was there such a NEGLIGENCE. 

The 'Comedian' is playing the GAME; 

but, it is indeed a 'National SHAME'. 

It indirectly proves that those 

so called farmers were all FAKE; 

and the Khalistani terrorists are also 

behind it, as it is a deal of 'Give and TAKE.' 

Even the Policemen and the 

District Magistrate may be 

involved, though, it is not quite CLEAR; 

but, strict punishment is required for the 

real culprits, otherwise, in future, there 

will be no 'Professional Ethics' FEAR. 

The 'Captain' of Punjab 

has the edge as he is still 

having a good POPULARITY; 

no matter, whatever game 

that 'Comedian' plays with 

'PM Convoy' SECURITY."- Arindam Sain

EBAAR PRASHASHAN ER EKTU KARRHA HOWAA PROYOJON !!!

"Jekhaane maanush er jeevan 

niye 'Corona Virus' khelche KHELA; 

sekhaane naa hoy apatoto bandho ee 

thaaklo je kono nirbachan aar MELA. 

Ebaar prashashan er ektu 

karrha howaa PROYOJON; 

kibhabhe anumoti pacche, ki kore 

hocche etogulo BONBHOJON. 

Emniteyi konkone thaanda, 

taate Corona virus er baarti 

suvidha hobaar ee KATHA; 

'Omicron' e kaasi khub ekta hobena, 

kintu naak diye jwal porte thaakbe aar 

korbe maatha byatha o gaa BYATHA. 

Aager Corona e jyamon 

khabaar er swaad khub 

ektaa paaowa jeto NAA; 

'Omicron' e kintu serokom 

kichu neyi, kaajeyi swasthyakar 

khaabar korun khub kore RANNA. 

Jebhabheyi hok 

naa kano, jwar ke kintu 

raakhteyi hobe KAABU;

prashashan er proti ektaa ee aabedan je, 

raasta r gorib asohaaye lokeder jonnyo 

taairi hok 'seetkaalin raatri niwaas TNAABU'. 

Ektu adhtu yoga 

naa hoy korlen, ektu 

holeyo paaben UPOKAAR; 

sabaar aagey ei soityo probaaho theke 

baachun, taai nijer shorir ke jato taa 

sambhab dheke raakha DARKAAR. 

Ghar e, ghar e, praaye sabaar ee golaa korbe 

khush khush, moteyo paaben naa BHOY; 

seetkaal e, aabhaowaa r paribartan er jonnyo, 

sadharanato erokom ee HOY."- Arindam Sain