Tuesday, March 29, 2022

MUSTAFA, MUSTAFA, TIME TO WORRY, MUSTAFA; EBAARE DIK EESTAFA !!!

"Mustafa, Mustafa, time to worry, MUSTAFA; 
ebaare dik EESTAFA. 

Roite chaaina turup er TAASH; 
dekhte chaaina aar SANTRAASH; 
biswas kore, korechi BHUL; 
police toh noy, jano kaath er PUTUL. 

Mustafa, Mustafa, time to worry, MUSTAFA; 
ebaare dik EESTAFA. 

Jaader vote e jeetlo, taader 
oporeyi korche ATYACHAAR; 
High Court ke dhanyabaad, hoyto 
ebaar paabo aamra, sathik BICHAAR. 
Saamne aasuk aasol satya, 
hok sathik TADANTA; 
amader vote e jeete, kiser eto ahankaar, kano 
charidike duskriti der eto BAARHBAARANTA.

Mustafa, Mustafa, time to worry, MUSTAFA; 
ebaare dik EESTAFA."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 26, 2022

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 26.03.2022 !!!

"Umesh Yadav started 
the TATA IPL 2022 on 
26.03.2022 with a 'NO BALL'; 
but, he took the wicket of 
Gaikwad and Conway and that 
achievement is not too SMALL. 
CSK lost 5 wickets 
at a score of 61; 
Jadeja did the smart batting along 
with Dhoni to put up a score of 131. 
Mahendra Singh, as usual, 
came back in style and 
batted again like a royal KING; 
the KKR bowlers enjoyed the 50 runs 
knock of Dhoni as they failed to tame 
him with their average BOWLING. 
KKR openers were in total comfort 
which created a platform for KKR to 
win by 6 wickets by scoring 133; 
Ajinkya Rahane's batting looked so 
impressive with his knock of 44, though, 
Dwayne Bravo ended up at 20/3."- Arindam Sain

THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE LICENSE; TO DO SO MUCH VIOLENCE !!!

"CORRUPTED POLITICIAN: 'We are 
providing meals for ₹5/- to those poor 
fellows, so that, they don't remain HUNGRY; 
but, still, after any little internal political 
clashes based on 'cut money' deals, 
these poor fellows become ANGRY. 
We are in power because the majority 
of the voters have voted US; 
on that mandate, you 
must always FOCUS.'

JOURNALIST: 'That does 
not give you any LICENSE; 
to do so 
much VIOLENCE.

CORRUPTED POLITICIAN: 'They are a 
flock of foolish sheep and we are 
their sheepherder, we know how 
to do their BRAINWASHING; 
so many detectives, intelligence 
agencies have tried to catch the 
big fishes, but, it seems that they 
don't know the techniques of FISHING.'

JOURNALIST: 'Don't get too much 
carried away, the complacency 
factor is stepping in, and can 
become the cause of DEFEAT; 
don't assume those poor fellows as a 
flock of foolish sheep, they can also 
bounce back like tigers, and then you 
may also lose your political SEAT.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

KINTU KHAADYARASHIK BANGAALI DER KE BHOY BHOY EI KHAABAAR TAA EE KHETE HOCCHE, JATO EE BAAJE HOK NAA KANO ER SWAAD !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Paribartan ki je elo, 
bujhlaam naa, kintu dekhlaam 
onek rakam er MELA; 
taarpor dekhlaam santraas aar 
bomaabaaji, sab ee naaki tuchho ghatona, 
aasole khamota dakhal er KHELA; 
besh taa noy holo, ebaar toh shanti 
thaakuk bojaaye, taa noy, ultey cholche 
nijeder ee lokjon der HATYALEELA; 
dikey dikey andolan aar anoshan, kaaron 
jitey jaabaar por, bekaar yuvak ebong 
garib lokeder korche ABOHELA.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Kono chaatro neta ee 
hok baa jano neta, se jodi sadharan 
maanush er paashe ese daaraye, 
jodi kore annyay r PRATIBAAD; 
takhan dekha jaaye, je, rakkhak ee 
hoye jaaye bhakkhak, ebong katorakam 
er abhinaba kaayeda e taader ke 
kore daaye prithibi theke BAAD; 
swasthya, shikka ebong 
aayeen shrinkhala, ei teen teyi 
ekdum hoye gache BARBAAD; 
kintu khadyorashik bangaali der ke bhoy 
bhoy ei khaabaar taa ee khete hocche, jato ee 
baaje hok naa kano er SWAAD.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 20, 2022

BYOM BHOLE, BYOM BHOLE, JAI BABA BHOOTHNATH, IT IS DUE TO YOUR DIVINE BLESSING, THE BRUTAL TRUTH GOT REVEALED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD !!!

"GHOST: 'Byom Bhole, Byom Bhole, 
Jai Baba Bhoothnath, it is due 
to your divine BLESSING; 
the brutal truth got revealed to the 
entire world, and that's why, we are 
overjoyed and we are DANCING.'

TANTRIK: 'Oh ! You guys are reminding me 
of a scene of ghost dance in a film, 
'Goopi Gyne Bagha Byne' of 'Satyajit RAY'; 
the culprits who were involved in the 
genocide should be punished by Lord 
Yamraj, that much I can PRAY.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 19, 2022

TO SAVE THE 'KASHYAPA MIRA' TAPOVAN, LORD SHIVA HAS STARTED THE 'TANDAV NRITYA' TO KILL EACH AND EVERY DEMON !!!

"OLD MAN: 'India is a land 
of 'Unity in DIVERSITY'; 
but, still, you are getting brainwashed by 
a professor of a particular UNIVERSITY. 
Some demons entered into 
the tapovan, 'Kashyapa MIRA'; 
in the name of 'Azadi', they went back t
the stone age to start a barbaric dark ERA.'

YOUNG MAN: 'It took some 
time to understand what is 
right and what is WRONG; 
the administrative head was involved with the 
demons, that's why, any administrative officer 
never got the chance to become STRONG. 
The demons even tortured and killed 
the innocent women and CHILDREN; 
we were taught a wrong history and they 
intentionally kept these files HIDDEN.'

OLD MAN: 'Your eyes can become BLIND; 
but, not your patriotic MIND. 
For the sake of peace, survival 
and national security, some 
constitutional rules must undergo 
the much desired AMENDMENT; 
why the killing of innocent people in 
the valleys, making them eat blood stained 
rice forcefully, pelting bombs and stones 
got ignored by the GOVERNMENT.'

YOUNG MAN: 'First we need to 
counterattack those enemies who 
are residing inside our NATION; 
young students are being 
brainwashed by their lies 
and fake stories NARRATION. 
To save the 'Kashyapa Mira' tapovan, 
Lord Shiva has started the 'Tandav Nritya' 
to kill each and every DEMON; 
the last wishes of all the devotee's of 
Lord Shiva will be fulfilled, the killing of 
demons will go on from now ON.'"- Arindam Sain

GIVE US THE PERMISSION TO TEACH A LESSON AGAIN TO ALL OUR ENEMIES AROUND !!!

"CHIEF INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'When 
there is too much heat, you 
must wear a CAP; 
to cool yourself in extreme 
summer season, you must bath 
in cold water after opening the TAP; 
but, never become a 
victim of 'Honey TRAP'; 
enjoy everything smartly and when required, 
go underground and maintain a safe GAP.'

SECRET AGENT: 'You just give us 
the permission to teach a lesson 
again to all our enemies AROUND; 
you are well aware of the fact 
what type of secret information 
we have always FOUND; 
when we start rocking 
together in our happy 
hunting GROUND; 
and above all, our team work 
has always been so clinical without 
making unnecessary SOUND.'"- Arindam Sain