Saturday, April 2, 2022

CHILO 'KAANKRA' JAATI, EKHAN HOYECHE 'KACHRA' JAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Chilo 'kaankra' jaati, 
ekhan hoyeche 'kachra' JAATI; 
pratibaad korbaar shirhdaara gache bneke, 
kintu bhalo ee jwaalate paare MOMBAATI. 
Mukh toh noy, jano jaangiya, 
khulleyi oita beriye PORHE; 
jato ee mayur er pekham laagaak, kaak 
ee theke jaaye, aar kokil ese deem PARHE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Maa, baba r poreyi 
kintu je kono shikkak er SAMMAN; 
e toh dekhchi ghor kaliyug, jekhaane 
chaatro raa korche shikkak der ASAMMAN. 
Sabai miley ei arajokota r 
pratibaad naa korle, ei jaati r 
aaro kharaap parinati ASONNO; 
hoyto sabai prokasye pratibaad korte 
paarchena, kintu ei shikkito samaaj 
kintu satyi ee khub BISANNO.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 1, 2022

KKR WON AGAINST PBKS BY 6 WICKETS ON 01.04.2022 !!!

"In the year of 2022, on 
the day of 'April FOOL'; 
the captain of KKR, even with an 
aggressive mindset, looked so COOL. 
Mayank Agarwal 
failed to DELIVER; 
as he became the victim of 
Umesh Yadav in the first OVER. 
Rajapaksa was in full flow 
and started to DOMINATE; 
but, Mavi got his wicket despite 
having a bad economical RATE. 
As per the plan, KKR was in a 
hurry to finish off PBKS INNINGS; 
but, Kagiso Rabada scored 25 runs quickly 
without worrying about all these THINGS. 
To get rid of Rabada, in Andre Russell's 
bowling delivery, Tim Southee 
took a sensational CATCH; 
Umesh Yadav is once again in 
love with the 'Purple Cap' as he 
bagged 4 wickets in the MATCH. 
In reply to 137, at the score of 51, 
4 wickets of KKR FELL; 
and then, to do the real damage, 
came the batsmen, Andre RUSSELL. 
Billings gave the much required 
support at the other end, and 
Andre kept on hitting the BALL; 
to grab the 'Orange Cap' and help KKR to 
win by 6 wickets, as if, to him, the Wankhede 
stadium looked quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 31, 2022

IF IT HAS BECOME NPA, THEN GO FOR ONE TIME SETTLEMENT; THAT WILL BE THE BEST FEASIBLE TREATMENT !!!

"FEMALE LAWYER: 'If it has become NPA, 
then go for one time SETTLEMENT; 
that will be the best 
feasible TREATMENT. 
Accept another fresh proposal 
which is not HARMFUL; 
after the thunderstorms and rainfall, 
even the nature look so BEAUTIFUL.'

MALE PETITIONER: 'The real problem 
lies with the entire Indian judicial 
system which is as slow as a SNAIL; 
it is like on the 'Time Coffin', 
someone is continuously trying 
to hammer the last NAIL. 
Whatever decision to be 
taken, it should be 
quick and FAST; 
but, alas, in terms of global ranking, the 
Indian judicial system is outdated and 
its position is at the LAST.'"- Arindam Sain

BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, E JE DEKHI 'BOMBBHUMI' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
bomb, e je dekhi 'BOMBBHUMI'; 
faatle e bomb, urrey jaabo aami, 
urrey jaabe TUMI. 
Jaana neyi, du bela, du 
mutho ki khaabar KHAABE; 
tobu charidike tumi prochur 
bomb khujhe PAABE.'

SHIBSHANKAR: 'Paap taar 
baap ke o chhare naa JE; 
jato ee se gur batasha 
kheye, bahurupi SAAJE. 
Shorshe r moddheyi aache bhooth, 
sadharan maanush o taa jaane SAB; 
buddhijeebi gulo aaj bhoy gorte lukoye, 
aar koi bolena, 'hok KALORAB'.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

POSITIVE ENERGY COMES FROM POSITIVE MIND; PAST IS PAST, JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND !!!

"Positive energy comes 
from positive MIND; 
past is past, just 
leave it BEHIND. 
Enjoy it as it comes, 
as in the next moment, 
you may FIND; 
that it is just an illusion for a 
period of time, as love and hunger 
for power are sometimes BLIND. 
What has to go, 
it will surely GO; 
ignore the person 
who has too much EGO. 
Even in odd times, march 
ahead, even if you are ALONE; 
the superb speedy flow of any 
river water can move any STONE. 
Whenever there is any 
objection, analyze yourself 
whether you are right or WRONG; 
the more you can find out the mistakes 
or errors at an early stage, it will make 
you more efficient and STRONG."- Arindam Sain

WE ALL ARE HUMAN BEINGS, THEN WE ARE 'HINDU', AFTER THAT THERE SHOULD BE NO OTHER DIVISION !!!

"So many 'Matua' Hindus were 
badly treated by the Hindu 
Brahmins in the name of 
untouchability and SUPERSTITION; 
the Bengali Hindus in Orakandi got 
an avatar of 'Vishnu', whose name was 
Hari Chand Thakur, though, their identity 
got ignored due to 'Bengal PARTITION'. 
We all are human beings, then we are 'Hindu', 
after that, there should be no other DIVISION; 
Hari Chand Thakur reviewed all the 
existing system and made a REVISION. 
In search of God, no need 
to leave your FAMILY; 
have patience and wisdom, 
don't do anything SILLY. 
Respect others 
to earn RESPECT; 
an equality must be there in the society, 
that much courtesy everyone must EXPECT. 
The backward people, poor people, 
tribal people of the forests 
must be given the much 
required social UPLIFTMENT; 
education for all is a must to survive 
in the competitive scenario, hence 
at any cost, there should be 
necessary ARRANGEMENT."- Arindam Sain

EKTU MAATHA KHAATALEYI BOJHA JAAYE ONEK GULO SANGLAAP ER AASOL MAANE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Opor tala theke bolche 
sharajantra, nichu tala theke o 
bolche SHARAJANTRA; 
tahole ei opor tala aar nichu tala r 
maajher tala e, kon madhyamoni 
dicche maramari korbaar KUMANTRA.'

BABOOL: 'Kono short circuit je hoyni, 
se byapar e nischit sab PAKKHO; 
kintu baaki ghatona aar ki ghotechilo, 
pooro taai ekhan TADANTASAPEKKHO.'

BABLA: 'Dikey dikey je naari der 
oporeyi hocche eto NIRJAATAN; 
koi taar bela toh bolche na je, 
raasta e neme korbe ANDOLAN.'

BALA: 'Jakhan prashno kora hoy, 
'Thakur ghar e ke re', uttar taa ke 
daaye, seta sabaai JAANE; 
ektu maatha khaataleyi 
bojha jaaye onek gulo 
sanglaap er aasol MAANE.'"- Arindam Sain