Thursday, April 14, 2022

CHARIDIKE E TOH DEKHCHI JANO SEYI 'AATANKA' CINEMA R CHHABI !!!

"Charidike e toh dekhchi jano 
seyi 'Aatanka' cinema r CHHABI; 
satyi ee, ei bnaador gulo ke maanush 
koreni, thik ee bolechilen 'BISWAKABI'. 
'Master mashaai, 
aapni kichu dekhen ni,' 
sab ee bhule JAAN; 
Siliguri theke Sundarban, 
sarbatra ee katogulo niriho 
mahila o shishu haracche PRAAN. 
Kothay aaj seyi buddhijeebi ra, 
kothay aar taara bolche, 'haal 
chherona, barong kantho chharo JORE'; 
'tomaake chaai, tomaake 
chaai', korleyi ki aar dhoya 
tulsi paata howaa JAAYERE. 
Kono naari nirjaatito holey, bodhoy 
ekti mahila paaye khub MAJAA; 
taai aar duskriti der 
hoyna kono SAAJAA. 
Choto kaaparh kano PORECHE; 
eto raat e kano Park Street er pub e GACHE. 
E jyaano seyi, 
naachte naa jaanle 
uthon BNAAKA; 
aayen shrinkhola jakhan samlaate 
paarchena, takhan ghuriye deowaa 
ee bhaalo rajnoitik CHAAKA. 
Ek dikey, proti maash e, 
'500' baa '1000' taaka ditey giye, 
rajkosh hoye jacche KHAALI; 
taar opor shironaam e uthe 
aasche 'Rampurhat', 'Jhalda', 'Behala' 
ebong 'HNAASHKHAALI'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 8, 2022

BEFORE CARRYING OUT ANY BIG OPERATION, THE WORD, 'SILENCE' IS THE KEYWORD !!!

"CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Your Highness ! 
We have found out all the enemies, 
so, just remain SILENT; 
also order your intelligence officers and 
secret agents, that they will not take any 
steps where the scenario may look VIOLENT.'

KING: 'Ok, let us see the list, to verify 
the name and identity of the enemies 
which you guys have FOUND; 
don't worry, our intelligence officers and 
secret agents are also expert in carrying out 
any mission by remaining UNDERGROUND.' 

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! Actually, 
the chief warrior is indirectly 
trying to say that before 
carrying out any big OPERATION; 
the word, 'Silence' is the keyword, otherwise, 
some enemies sponsored media channels 
may create spicy news to create 
unnecessary SENSATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST MI ON 06.04.2022 !!!

"The MI openers were under STRESS; 
due to the speed of 'Umesh EXPRESS'. 
It was due to Suryakumar and 
Tilak, that MI scored 161; 
and in this pitch, the score looked 
competitive and a decent ONE. 
While chasing, once again, 
Ajinkya failed to IMPRESS; 
but, Venkatesh with his 'half a ton', 
is again back in his BUSINESS. 
MI bowlers felt that they bounced back, when 
they took the important wicket of RUSSELL; 
but, hang on, the name of this team is KKR, 
they may have a legendary story to TELL. 
Never underestimate a bowler 
when he comes out to BAT; 
as the batting looked so easy and cool, oh ! 
what an outstanding batting display by 'PAT'. 
The 'Cummins Cyclone' has hit the 
MI camp badly to bring a massive 
destruction on 06.04.2022; 
KKR won the match by 
5 wickets as in the 16 overs 
only, they reached 162."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 3, 2022

I WANT TO REMAIN AS A BIRD AFTER REBIRTH !!!

"MANGALA (WHITE COW): 'Why 
you always love to sit on 
my back EVERYDAY ?'

MUNIA (WHITE CRANE): 'I don't know, 
but, I like it, many questions have no 
answers, what you SAY ?'

MANGALA: 'Yeah ! Yeah ! Quite a 
smart answer indeed; so, what 
are the news headlines TODAY ?'

MUNIA: 'In all the news, one thing is 
common, the life of human beings is 
becoming more complex day by DAY.'

MANGALA: 'Once upon a time, 
you were saying that you 
want to be a human being 
in your next BIRTH.'

MUNIA: 'I was wrong, actually, the 
intelligent brains have more demand 
and are never satisfied, hence, I want 
to remain as a bird after REBIRTH.'

MANGALA: 'Life cycle is just like 
the Sunrise and Sunset; I need to 
go back home now, as the 
Sun is setting in the WEST.'

MUNIA: 'Oho ! Look towards the sky, I love 
watching this everyday, as, so many birds 
are flying together and going back happily 
to their respective NEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THAT IS JUST THE COMBINED MAGIC OF 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE' AND 'INTERNET' !!!

"TEACHER: 'Who is your 
best friend in this SCHOOL ?'

STUDENT: 'My mobile handset, 
it is so helpful and COOL.'

TEACHER: 'No, no, that can't be, 
it is a non-living THING.'

STUDENT: 'But, it provides me the 
answer of any question on ANYTHING.' 

TEACHER: 'That is just the 
combined magic of 'Artificial 
Intelligence' and 'INTERNET'.

STUDENT: 'Whatever it is, why can't it be 
regarded as a best friend, considering so much 
help and support that we GET.'"- Arindam Sain


THE 'EVM' IS THE BEST WEAPON, THE COMMON PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND !!!

"BABLOO: 'In Iswar Chandra 
Vidyasagar's 'Varna Parichay' book, 
there was one boy who gave a 
hard bite on his aunty's EAR; 
because, that woman never scolded 
that boy when he was doing anti-social 
activities since childhood, and hence 
he continued to do it without any FEAR.' 

BABOOL: 'Drop by drop, at 
one time, it fills the GLASS; 
because, from the top level, they 
have always been given the 'Free PASS'.'

BABLA: 'But, at one point, 
there has to be a RESTRICTION; 
otherwise, the anti-social activities is 
bound to become their political ADDICTION.'

BALA: 'The lower level hooligans don't 
get so much courage without any 
high level supporting HAND; 
so, to teach a lesson to the harmful politicians, 
the 'EVM' is the best weapon, the common 
people must UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 2, 2022

SUDHU MAANUSH NOY, KOHICHEO PAAKHI; ESO HEY, ESO, HEY 'KALBAISAKHI' !!!

"Sudhu maanush noy, kohicheo PAAKHI; 
eso hey, eso, hey 'KALBAISAKHI'. 
Footpath e suye thaake 
je sab MAJDUR; 
taara o bolche, 'kothay 
acho kaalo megh, aar KATODUR'. 
Ele toh bhalo ee hoy, ektu swasti 
paaowa jaabe, kintu Kolkata e toh abaar 
dumdaam onek gaach pore jaaye BOTE; 
kothao bidyut er taar jhole, kothayo gaari 
jaaye bhenge, pourasabha paisa daayena, 
taai CESC r lokjon eseyi gaach KAATE. 
Corona virus o neyi, taai lockdown o 
neyi, kaajeyi abaar baarche 
prochur vaayu DUSHAN; 
raasta r aashe paashe prochur gaach 
laagano hok, ektu holeyo ei byapar e 
sachetan hok PRASHASHAN."- Arindam Sain