KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 02.05.2022 !!!

"Padikkal got out at 2; and Jos scored only 22; 

due to Sanju's 54, RR reached at 152. 

Sunil and Anukul bowled well and looked 

like a good spinning COMBINATION; 

Tim Southee got rid of both Butler and Parag, 

surely a nice reason to do some CELEBRATION. 

Baba Indrajith could have 

scored more, whereas, it was 

quite unfortunate for AARON; 

but, when Sreyas and Rana were 

batting, the RR team understood 

that the tough competition is still ON. 

The RR team was hoping to 

come back in the match when 

the KKR captain got out at 34; 

but, on 02.05.2022, KKR registered a 

7 wickets victory as along with Rana, the 

Mr. Rinku also started to ROAR."- Arindam Sain

MAACH HOLO EMON EKTI AAMISH KHABAAR, JAA SHORIR ER POKKHE KHOTIKARAK NOY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Konodin kono daktaar 

ke bolte sunechen, jeh maach 

khete, koreche BAARAN; 

maach holo emon ekti aamish 

khabaar, jaa shorir er pokkhe khotikarak 

noy, eta ee holo aasol KAARAN. 

Taar opor maach hoy onek 

rakam er, ek ekta r royeche 

bisesh boishisto o DHARAN; 

eta toh asweekar kore laabh neyi, jeh, 

Chingri, Eelish, Bhetki, Kaatla, Koi, Pomfret, 

Puti o Morola maach er swaad ASADHARAN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! Etogulo r

naam suney, jeev e jwal ese jacche

moshaai, satyi ee dhonyo bangaali r 

maach o taar BANGAALIYANA; 

sab kotaa r moddheyi bibhinno swaad 

ache boiki, aar sorshe r tel er ektu jhaanjh 

thaakle toh moshaai, katha ee neyi, 

ekkebaare 'ahlaade AATKHAANA'. 

Murgi gulo toh injection diye baro kora 

aar raktochaap jacche bere, jeyi naa  

khacchi khaasi r maangsho OTIRIKTO; 

taai ekhan theke sudhu maach aar noile 

niramish khaabo, jodi o, ei niyam maana 

taa besh bhalo ee SHAKTO.'"- Arindam Sain

THE SUBJECT OF 'ASTROLOGY' IS QUITE STRANGE, AS PER SOME PEOPLE, IT IS THE SCIENCE BASED ON PAST STATISTICS !!!

"ROYAL ASTROLOGER: 'Your 

Highness ! All the planets are 

getting positioned in a straight LINE; 

now, you can take risks to implement 

all the innovative ideas and 

everything will be FINE.'

KING: 'Generally, I have no such faith 

in any astrological PREDICTION; 

as all of them sounds like any 

fairytale or fantastic FICTION.'

HERMIT: 'The subject of 'Astrology' is 

quite strange, as per some people, it is 

the science based on past STATISTICS; 

but, even if you regard it as a superstition, 

there is no harm in implementing some 

new strategies and TACTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

BAAJICHE MELA R MAADAL; MELA E JAABO CHAL !!!

"Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 
mela e jaabo CHAL.

Orey Kalindi, tu aaji korishni 

mor saathe aar KONDAL; 

emnitey garam porise katto, 

jehetu hoy naai BAADAL. 

Haalka nasha choribe, 

khaaile MOHUA; 

surjyasto r por e, jungle e 

boyibe mridu thanda HAAOA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 

mela e jaabo CHAL.

Purnima raat e, koribi 

mora prem, o mor KALINDI; 

mela e tu ke mu kini dibi 

churi aar onekgula BINDI. 

Khaaibo papad bhaja, ghugni, 

gajaa, jilaapi aar karrha e bhajha 

garam garam chotto chotto RASOGOLLA; 

maadal er taal e, taal e, naachibo 

dujon e, tarpor dujon e choribo, 

sab rakam er NAAGARDOLA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 

mela e jaabo CHAL."- Arindam Sain

TNETUL JWAL MESHAANO CHHOLA R CHHAATU DIYE OL BHAATE !!!

"GOPAL: 'Jaa garam poreche, 

kichu ee khete bhalo laagchena, 

mukh e jano hoyeche ARUCHI; 

amaake emni bhaath daal tarkaari 

khete de barong, por e onyodin 

naa hoy khaabo chola r dal aar LUCHI.'

GOBINDO: 'Aggey, jaa bolechen 

kartababu, kaalbaisakhi r purbabhaas 

diyeche, katodin toh hoye GALO; 

kintu garam toh bereyi 

choleche, oi jharh aar 

bristi, koi aar ELO.'

GOPAL: 'Haan re Gobindo, eita ki 

baaniyechish re, aloo bhaate toh NOY; 

besh onyorakam kichu 

baaniyechish mon e HOY.'

GOBINDO: 'Ekdum thik dhorechen 

kartababu, tnetul jwal e mishiye dilaam 

chhola r chhaatu ektu KHAANI; 

tarpor oitaa r saathe sorshe r tel, piyaaz, 

lanka diye maakhiye dilaam ol, besh bhalo ee 

khete laagche, se aami JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

BARAF ! BARAF ! 10 PAISA, 20 PAISA BAA 50 PAISA E BARAF NIYE JAAN !!!

"BARAFWALA: 'Baraf ! Baraf ! 10 paisa, 

20 paisa baa 50 paisa e baraf niye JAAN; 

ei saada, khoyeri aar kamala baraf 

khele, juriye jaabe PRAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Orrey, ke achish kothay, 

oi barafwala ke ghirey raakh oi 

gobheer nalkoop er DHAARE; 

aami aaschi ekhhuni ghar theke, 

50 paisa niye, dekhish, tatokhone 

jano oi barafwala palaate naa PAARE.'

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BABOOL: 'Thakurda, o thakurda, 

daao naa go ek TAAKA; 

khub baraf testa peyeche ei 

garam e, aar je jaayena THAAKA.'

THAKURDA: 'Besh, besh, ei ne TOBE; 

duto aanbi, ete duto hoye JAABE.'

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BABLA: 'Jhatpath oi khoyeri 

rang er baraf taa daao DEKHINI; 

noile oi taao sesh 

hoye jaabe EKHANI.'

BARAFWALA: 'Aah ! Aar katokkhon 

aatke raakhbi tora AMAARE; 

oi baansh er bridge periye, jete 

hobe je khaal er OPAARE.'

BALA: 'Ektu pore tomaar baaksho r 

sab baraf hoye jaabe sesh, peye 

jaabe tumi sathik DAAM; 

ekhaane sabaai baraf khete khub ee 

bhalobashe, mon e rekho, jeh, eta Sainpara, 

Bhubannagar GRAAM."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT SOIL EROSION ONLY, BUT IT HAPPENS IN CASE OF BONES ALSO !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Your legs are in the 

preliminary stage of 'Bone EROSION'; 

so, it is advised to keep your knees 

under doctor's SUPERVISION.'

PATIENT: 'We have heard about 

soil erosion only, but, it happens in 

case of bones also, quite SURPRISING; 

maybe, nowadays, the cases 

of these types of disease based 

on bones are INCREASING.'

DOCTOR: 'Try to eat more milk or 

milk products, and give your legs 

the much needed RELAXATION; 

wear branded shoes only which provides 

more comfort and walk slowly when you 

feel 'knee INFLAMMATION.'"- Arindam Sain