NATIONAL ALLOCATED BANK ID NUMBER (NABIN) !!!

NATIONAL ALLOCATED BANK ID NUMBER (NABIN) !!!

WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN

"Another round of PSU Bank 

mergers may be very costly for 

the Indian economy at this STAGE; 

but, we can proceed for a common 

digital interface for all the banks 

of India in this modern AGE. 

Three types of CBS software are getting 

used, Bancslinc, Flexcube and FINACLE; 

so, to have a uniform CBS software, 

there is an OBSTACLE. 

Rather, we must take the 

other way, the customer id 

is to be given full ATTENTION; 

once ekyc is done in any bank, 

the customer id will get 

a unique ALLOCATION. 

If the ekyc of a customer id is complete, 

then there will be a national allocated 

bank id number (NABIN) GENERATION; 

now, with this (NABIN), you can find out 

the bank accounts of a particular individual 

in any bank throughout the India NATION. 

So, basically, to bring the entire 

banking system under one roof, 

for each and every CUSTOMER; 

irrespective of banks, there will be 

only one and only one (NABIN) national 

allocated bank id NUMBER."- Arindam Sain

FOR OPENING SAVINGS ACCOUNTS FOR ADULT PERSONS, BE IT A SALARIED PERSON, COMMON MAN OR BUSINESSMAN; MAKE IT MANDATORY WITH EFFECT FROM 01.04.2023 TO HAVE BOTH 'AADHAAR' AND 'PAN' !!!

"Towards the 'AADHAAR seeding' 

only, the Indian Government is 

giving too much IMPORTANCE; 

but, the real dark horse is the 'PAN 

Card Number' when it comes to 

financial transaction VIGILANCE. 

With the help of 'Form 60', 'they' 

know the loopholes to 

do money LAUNDERING; 

the Indian Government must 

realize now, what changes in 

the system, it has to BRING. 

When it comes to 'know your customer' 

documents, make 'AADHAAR' and 'PAN' 

mandatory from the next financial YEAR; 

for salaried persons, if 'PAN' is not linked 

with 'AADHAAR', don't give them 'Income 

Tax refund' amount as well as any ARREAR. 

For opening savings accounts for 

adult persons, be it a salaried person, 

common man or BUSINESSMAN; 

make it mandatory with effect 

from 01.04.2023 to have both 

'AADHAAR' and 'PAN'."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 168 RUNS ON 01.02.2023 !!!

"Due to BRACEWELL; 

Ishan's wicket FELL. 

Tripathi looked more aggressive 

and that too by batting without 

wearing a HELMET; 

wickets kept on falling at the 

other end, but, 'Shubman Storm' 

continued as Mr. Gill was so well SET. 

On 01.02.2023, Shubman Gill 

scored another TON; 

everyone thought that as it is a batting 

pitch, the thrilling contest is ON. 

But, this is a new Indian squad, 

Hardik said, 'I will bowl the first over 

as Ahmedabad is my DEN'; 

in the first over, a sensational catch by 

Suryakumar helped Hardik to dismiss ALLEN. 

In the 2nd over, 

Arshdeep dismissed 

Conway and CHAPMAN; 

the catch taken by 'SKY' to dismiss 

Philips looked like an action replay, 

wow, Suryakumar, what a MAN ! 

Umran read Bracewell's mind 

and bowled him with his superb SPEED; 

Santner went back to the pavilion as it was a 

good catch taken again by Suryakumar INDEED. 

Forget about 

the target of 235; 

after scoring just 66 runs, 

New Zealand failed to SURVIVE. 

India sealed the 3 match series by 

a margin of 168 runs and that too in T20; 

not only batsmen, in this squad, we are also 

finding talented bowlers in PLENTY."- Arindam Sain

BINDAAS BADMAASH !!!

BINDAAS BADMAASH !!!

Written by: Arindam Sain

"Teri gali mein aaj ANDHERA; 

par yahan se aasman mein dikhe TARA. 

Kaal ho gayi 

teri SHAADI; 

behroopiya bann ke aaya, phir 

bhi pehchan liya teri DAADI. 

Daadi ne boli, 'Arrey, beta, 

aane mein bahut der KARDI; 

har mahina tu jail jata hain, 

chhorh de yeh GUNDAGARDI.' 

Yeh policewalon ne jail ke andar 

bahut maara hain DAANDA; 

tere baap ne riswat diya hain inh logon 

ko, taah ki hum ho jaaye THAANDA. 

Logon ko bhale hee 

hum dono ka saccha pyar 

laage ekdum BAKWAASH; 

par yeh dil ka mamla hain, mann mein than liya 

tha, ki tere ko hum tere pati ke ghar se hee utha le 

jayenge, kyon ki hum hain 'Bindaas BADMAASH'. 

Par daadi toh 

daadi hee hain, 

jor se haaske BOLI; 

'arrey woh toh shaadi hone se pehle hee 

pata nahi kahan ho gayi gayab, woh bhi hain 

bindaas badmaash, nahi hain ekdum BHOLI.' 

Tere baap ne phir se laaga diya 

aadmi mere peeche, bole toh, 

ekdum waat laaga dala, aye YAARA; 

yeh mobile phone pe hee 

poori kahani sunegi kya, kahan 

chhupi hain tu bata ZAARA ? 

Accha, tu Premnagar railway station ke 

platform pe kar rahi hain mere liye INTEZAAR; 

tu toh hum se bhi jyada ziddi nikla re, 

maan gaye tere ko, mere YAAR. 

Wahan se jaayenge Dehradun, aur Arya Samaj 

Mandir pe kar lenge shaadi, ish baar toh yeh 

bindaas badmaash ki baat SUNO; 

uske baad chhupne ke liye mere mama ke ghar 

hain na Mumbai pe, wahich Mumbai pe, bole toh, 

ekdum jhakkas rahenge hum DONO."- Arindam Sain

WOH INSAAN TOH TUM HEE HO, JISNE KHUD LIKHA HAIN APNA ITIHAAS !!!

"Kabhi kabhar peeche 

mudhke zaroor DEKHO; 

purani woh suhani yaadein 

zaroor yaad RAKHO. 

Kaise chal kar aaye 

hum woh RAASTE; 

yun hee masti mein 

haaste HAASTE.  

Baash woh sunehri 

yaadein hain rahe JAATI; 

woh waqt phir kabhi 

laut ke naa AATI. 

Par har raat 

ke baad aati 

hain naya SAVERA; 

dil ka darwaza khol ke 

dekho, tumhare aaspaas 

sab kuch hain kitna SUNEHRA. 

Veer ho tum, badhao 

agla kadam APNA; 

aage nahi badhoge, toh 

kaise poora hoga SWAPNA. 

Itni dur joh badiya se chal ke 

aaye ho, kya hoti nahi hain 

kabhi khud ko yeh EHSAAS; 

aaine ke saamne khada hoke dekho, 

woh insaan toh tum hee ho, jisne khud 

likha hain apna ITIHAAS."- Arindam Sain

DOOT, DOOT, DOOT, DOOT, ESECHE DUARE DOOT !!!

"Doot, doot, doot, doot, 

eseche duare DOOT; 

saare chaar bachor por mon e porlo 

bujhi, e toh dekhchi duare eseche BHOOT. 

Garib er baari khete ele, 

hoy jaaye bujhi ARUCHI; 

du bela khabar jotena bhalo kore, ki kore 

khete debo khaasi r mangsho aar fulko LUCHI. 

Sadharan manush kheye jaaye 

thappor, janate giye ABHIJOG; 

khub ahankaar hoyeche apnader, jene rakhun 

tobe, apnader kopal e royeche DURBHOG. 

Etodin dhore kaaj e 

merechen FNAAKI; 

ekhan ekhane korte 

esechen EAARKI; 

etodin dhore sahyo korlum taai, 

noile amraa kobe ee bujhe 

gechilum ei sab CHAALAAKI; 

paash er pichiye pora rajyo gulo e 

bhalo ee unnayan hocche, ki bhabchen, 

aamra kono khabor rakhi na NAAKI. 

Ekta class eight pass kora duskriti 

chaalaye tandav, othocho graftar 

hoye jaaye birodhi MLA; 

uni hoyto eka, kintu onaake toh 

maanush vote diye jitiyeche, jato ee 

hok na se kom boyeshi CHELE.  

Sarkari karamchari ra ekhano 

pelen na mahargya bhaata, ebaar 

onaara o na daye dharmaghat DEKE; 

koshagar e jodi neyi taaka, tahole onyo 

rajya gulo e giye, nirbachani prochar er 

taaka gulo aase kotha THEKE. 

Mid day meal e, murgi r 

maangsho r badal e, 

milche tiktiki ba SAAP; 

'magaj dholai' jato ee korun na 

kano, prayaschitto kortei hobe, 

jakhan korechen PAAP. 

Raasta e bose, ekhano yogyo 

shikkhak shikkika ra kore 

cholechen andolan aar PRATIBAAD; 

shilpo, shikka, swasthya aar shaasan 

byabostha, ei sab gulo ke ee dekhchi

kore diyechen apnara BARBAAD."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA BY 317 RUNS ON 15.01.2023 TO WHITEWASH SR LANKA BY 3-0 !!!

"In Thiruvananthapuram, Gill 

started the attack through OFFSIDE; 

which field setup is the right one, the 

Sri Lankan skipper failed to DECIDE. 

When Virat starts 

dominating like a KING; 

the opponent team bowlers 

can almost do NOTHING. 

The confidence level was so high, 

that at every shot by Kohli, it 

was just pure perfect TIMING; 

though, Shubman was also 

rocking the show, but, got bowled 

due to Rajitha's smart BOWLING. 

Gill went out at 

his score of 116; 

but, then, what an outstanding 

batting by Virat it has BEEN. 

Both KL Rahul and Suryakumar 

Yadav got out early, though each 

of them got one LIFELINE; 

India scored 390 runs and with 

an unbeaten knock of 166 runs, 

Kohli looked so fantastic and FINE. 

Mohammed Shami gave a good support, 

but, when Mohammed Siraj is on fire, 

you probably don't need to rely on OTHERS; 

Siraj did a run out and took 4 wickets 

including the Sri Lankan openers with the 

same surname but they are not BROTHERS. 

India whitewashed Sri Lanka by 3-0, 

on 15.01.2023, and the victory by 317 

runs by India is the biggest ever MARGIN; 

Kuldeep Yadav bowled a classic googly delivery 

on this day, though, this information may not 

feature in any news BULLETIN."- Arindam Sain