BHASHA KI ESE JAAYE MASHAI, SUDHU BHALO HOLEI HOBE SUR, CHANDO AAR TAAL !!!

"'Evo kano che khalasi 
mane kai do NE';
shunte bhalo ee lagilo, 
kintu kon bhasha JANINE.
Katha e ache, sangeet 
bhenge daaye sab DEOWAAL; 
bhasha e ki ese jaaye mashai, sudhu 
bhalo holei hobe sur, chando aar TAAL.
Bojha galo na, oi ZNMD r 'Senorita' 
gaan e, oi Spanish bhasha e 
ki je gaailen oi DIDI;
eta o bojha galo na, je hotath 
eto taa janopriyo kano hoye 
galo, 'Why this Kolaveri D'.
Bharat er kota lok bujheche 
'Manike Maage Hite' gaan er MAANE; 
kintu ei sur ke kaaje laagiye katorakam 
er bhasha e gaan rachana holo ke JAANE.
'Aha sia he zangi 
delamo nakon KHUN';
reetimato shorgol fello 'Bobaa 
Bobby' aar ei Parsi gaan er DHUN."- Arindam Sain

NIYOG GULO KORE NILEY, HOYNAKO MANDO, ODER PARIVAAR E EBAAR FIRUK ANANDO !!!

"Shune jaao DHOP, 
kheye jaayo CHOP;
Ek dal hoye ache BNHYARA,
aar pratibaadi der maatha NYARA.
Bikkhobh er hazaar DIN,
stage e uni naachen taa dhin DHIN;
shilpo dekhaate, Spain e ektu ghure AASI
odike je, dukkhe more jaaye CHAASI.
Taaka niye gyalo 'SARADA',
baapre eto taaka, e ki korecho Partha DA;
Salman Khan bujhlo na, eta kiser CHOBI,
Rudranil ke hote holo bidrohi KOBI.
'Bengal Summit' e sudhu ee HOI HOI,
kothay bhai, shilpo elo KOI;
jaai onyo rajye, ekhane nei je kono KAAJ,
se ki Kaku, tomar gola e nei kono AOWAAJ.
Ache ache, ache boiki sunyapad ONEK,
jaak tobe, deri teh hole o fireche BIBEK;
niyog gulo kore niley, hoynako MANDO, 
oder parivaar e ebaar firuk ANANDO."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA HISEBE AMAAR KANO THAKBENA 'PMFBY' PAAOWA R ADHIKAAR !!!

"KRISHAK NETA: 'Oi 'Duare Sarkar' 
shibir e lokjon dhore aanbaar jonno, 
apnader se ki matha BYATHA ; 
koi ekbaar ontoto oi 'Duare Sarkar' shibir 
ei krishak der ke konodin o ki bujhiye 
bolechen shasya bima r KATHA.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Aasole 
aamra konodin o bhabini je, 
ekjon krishak eto ta bhenge 
porbe maanosik BHAABE; 
tobe haan eta o thik je aamra eta 
o konodin krishak der ke bolini je 
kibhabe ki ki kaagaz joma dile, 
shasya bima paaowa JAABE.'

RASHTRAYATTO BANK SHAKHA 
PRABANDHAK: 'Amader sarkari bank e, 
aamra jato taa sambhab krishi wrin er 
sud taa baad diye kore diyi MUKUB;
othocho apnaara oi shasya bima r 
katha taa ei chaasi bhai der ke bolte 
paaren na, gorib maanush gulo ke 
ekhano baniye rekhechen BEKUB.'

GORIB KRISHAK: 'Eder 'Bangla Shasya 
Bima' r kono taal neyi, matha neyi,  
eder website e 'Insurance 
Calculator' taa o BEKAAR; 
'Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana' r 
website taa dekhun ekbaar, daarun tairi 
koreche, Bharatiya hisebe amaar kano
thakbena 'PMFBY' paaowa r ADHIKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

4-1 AGAINST AUSTRALIA IS INDEED A GOOD REVENGE !!!

"RAHUL: 'It was a bad 
day for Prasidh Krishna 
in that match, otherwise, 
it would have been 5-0;
but, 4-1 against Australia is indeed 
a sweet revenge, look how Arshdeep 
Singh defended the last over in the 
last match to emerge as a HERO.'

ROHIT: 'But, in this T-20 
series, this young Indian team 
has really played WELL;
India could have won that 
match, but, it was the 
day of Glenn MAXWELL.

RAVINDRA: 'Jitesh Sharma is 
turning out to be a key player, not 
only as a batsman but also 
for a good WICKET-KEEPING; 
whereas Rinku Singh surely 
deserves a place in the upcoming 
T-20 World Cup squad as if a 
dark horse is GALLOPING.'

RAVICHANDRAN: 'But, I am impressed 
with Ravi Bishnoi, he surely has 
the deliveries in his armoury to 
completely bowled you OUT; 
the Indian team can consult Jonty 
Rhodes whose daughter's name is 'India', 
as the fielding of the Indian team is still 
sloppy, on which we are concerned ABOUT.'"- Arindam Sain

JE KORCHE DURNITI R PRATIBAAD, EDER GUNDA RAA TAADER BAARI TEH GIYE DEKHACCHE BHOY !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Je korche durniti r 
pratibaad, eder gunda raa taader 
baari teh giye dekhacche BHOY; 
aar ei kaaran ei toh eder dal 
er neta gulo ke jekhane 
sekhane petaano HOY. 
Nachiketa toh dekhchi ekhan 
aar gaayena kono bidrohi GAAN; 
bodhoy ekhan chup kore thaaka 
r jonnyo maasik taaka PAAN.'

MIRAJUL: 'Je sundar bagaan 
saajiye giyechilo TAMONASH; 
oi bhaipo aar Jahangir miley 
koreche sei bagaan er SARBONASH.
Amader ke toh votebank 
baaniye rekhe amader ee opor 
koreche era nirmam ATYACHAAR;
Mid Day meal er taaka theke 
kichu taaka diye dilei ki hoye galo 
Bagtui hatyakaando r BICHAAR.'

MANIRUL: 'Ei rajyer r ja abostha, amaar 
toh mon e hoy, era ee 'Mir Zafar', barang 
Kendra teh jeeni achen, uni ee 'NAWAB'; 
chool theke chaal obdi, sab kichutei churi, 

othocho sarkari karmider ke kukur bhaabe, 
DA chailei naaki, royeche taaka r ABHAAB.
Ki dosh korechilo, oi 
niriho saut chele ta, jaar 
naam Anis KHAN; 
Naushad Siddiqui ee Diamond 
Harbour e daarak, jeetiye debo 
oke, jato ee larai hok TAANTAAN.'

MAFIJUL: 'Je kono jaatiyo dal ke, ebaar 
theke vote dibo aamra, kaaron ei anchalik dal 
sudhu ee kore gache vote bank RAJNEETI;
taao jodi bujhtaam je, sadharan maanush 
er jonno kichu kaaj koreche, kichui 
koreni, ulte korei gache DURNITI.
Nandigram e fail koreche maane, se fail 
ee koreche, taar maane maanush er hriday 
teh, se aar neyi satota r pratik HISEBE; 
Kono kaaj neyi ekhane, amader chele raa 
sabai onyo rajye giye kaaj korche, taai 
ghum aasena taader katha BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE T-20 SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA WITH THIS VICTORY BY 20 RUNS ON 01.12.2023 !!!

"Some changes in both the 
teams, but, these new players 
also have some good TALENT;
with the bat, Yashasvi Jaiswal, as 
usual, gave the Australian bowlers, 
some hard hitting TREATMENT.
Iyer got out at 8 and the Indian 
captain could only score 1;
Rinku Singh came in and said, 
'Don't worry, I will spare no ONE.'
Rinku Singh was IMPRESSIVE;
and Jitesh Sharma was AGGRESSIVE.
In reply to 174, Travis 
Head was roaring AGAIN;
thanks to Axar Patel for 
getting rid of that PAIN.
Axar Patel bowled so smartly that the 
game became very exciting and it was 
not easy for the Australians to MANAGE;
Australia still had the winning chance, 
but, Deepak Chahar took 2 successive 
wickets to do the much needed DAMAGE.
On 01.12.2023, Avesh mixed up his 
bowling deliveries well, as Wade was 
completely in a counterattacking MOOD; 
India won the series with this victory by 
20 runs, unlike in the previous match, 
the fast bowling has been quite GOOD."- Arindam Sain

KAARUR BAARI R BOU TAAR PREMIK ER SAATHE GHAR KORBE BOLE PAALIYE GELE, PAARA R BURO BHAAM GULO R SE KI KASTO !!!

"RUPAM: "Ei prajanma r Bangaali 
bou gulo jano baan er jwal e 
bhese aasa baaroyaari NOUKA; 
thik jamon Kokil besh 
kaayeda kore baanaye 
Kaak ke BOKA. 
Divorce case korlei paaowa jaabe 
taaka, taai ei kulta meye gulo baap 
er baari te theke premik er saathe 
kore jaaye jato khusi BHALOBAASA; 
odike bechara chele gulo parishram kore 
korlo taaka uparjon, seyi taaka o dite 
hocche bou ke, abaar paara r buro bhaam 
der theke shunte hocche kotu BHAASHA.'

ANUPAM: 'Kaarur baari r bou taar 
premik er sathe ghar korbe bole 
paaliye gele, paara r buro 
bhaam gulo r se ki KASTO; 
jano seyi bou ta chilo paratuto bou, 
othocho era ee roj kore nijeder bou er 
mrityu kaamona, ei buro bhaam gulo naa 
jaani kato meye r jeevan koreche NASTO. 
Bangaali samaaj ekhano mandhaata r 
aamol ei royeche, bhaabe jano, Bou 
palalei sab ee oi chele r ee DOSH;
aar ei buro bhaam gulo, jaader ke taader 
bou raa patta ee daayena, taara ghar er 
kheye, taarate aase bon er MOSH.'

SHUBAM: 'Mohammed Shami ke o 
kato katha sunte hoyeche, aar jeyi 
se World Cup e bhalo KHELLO; 
seyi daaini ta bhablo, je jato besi taaka 
Shami uparjon korbe, tato ee court er 
madhyam e taaka taante paarbo BHAALO. 
Ekhan Bangaali r ghar e, 
ghar e, eta ekta style hoye 
dariyeche meyeder, je 
biye korbo, maa HABO; 
tarpor ekta mithye 'Domestic Violence' 
case dekhiye, court e ekta case kore, 
paara r lokjon aar police ke ghush khaaiye, 
swasur baari theke taaka TAANBO.'

NIRUPAM: 'Shrabanti etobaar biye 
korle neyi kono dosh, kintu ekta 
chele dwitiyo baar biye korlei, baaje 
chokh e dakhe ei Bangaali SAMAAJ; 
Nusrat toh boltei paarchilo naa je, ke taar 
baccha r baba, tobu o se bhaalo eder 
kaache, satyi ee, ekta 'Purush Commission' 
er o darkar hoye daariyeche AAJ.'"- Arindam Sain