KKR DEFEATED MI IN MUMBAI AFTER A LONG WAIT OF 12 YEARS BY 24 RUNS ON 03.05.2024 !!!

"On 03.05.2024, at Wankhede
stadium, the KKR batsmen 
were in a mood to EXPEDITE; 
but, Nuwan Thushara kept on hunting 
as the 'Lasith Malinga style action' 
bowling is sometimes so ELITE.
Yes, he is 'Manish Pandey', 
how can you forget this NAME; 
as he made a huge impact while 
playing his first IPL 2024 GAME.
Despite the 'Bumrah Bombardment', 
MI had to chase 170; 
as Manish contributed 42 
and Venkatesh alone scored 70.
Mitchell Starc abided by the theory, 
'Offense is the best DEFENCE;
the wicket of Ishan Kishan gave Starc, 
the much required SELF-CONFIDENCE.
KKR has a good 
bowling unit TOO; 
both Sunil and Chakravarthy 
finished their bowling spell at 22/2.
Andre not only hunted Hardik but also 
made Suryakumar, his second VICTIM; 
the match drifted towards KKR 
when Mitchell got rid of TIM.
In the slog overs, Wasim Akram 
used to bowl low full TOSS; 
and then used to come back with 
an yorker to become the big BOSS. 
Starc bowled like Wasim Akram 
and wrapped up MI's innings by 
finishing his bowling spell at 33/4;
after a long wait of 
12 years, KKR defeated 
MI in Mumbai by 24."- Arindam Sain

THEIR JOB IS TO ACCESS SECRET INFORMATION, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, AS THEY MAY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'They know 
who you guys are, and want to 
know what and how much secret 
information you guys have GOT; 
before becoming a victim of 
'Honeytrap', like one of your colleagues, 
it is better to confirm with us, whether 
the female profile is authentic or NOT.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Suddenly, 
why are you guys so concerned 
about this ASPECT; 
is there anyone hiding around 
and operating from the backend, 
whom you guys SUSPECT. 
Just tell us, we will 
get back to WORK; 
don't underestimate 
our secret NETWORK.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why suddenly 
so many girls are contacting you guys
and flirting, you must UNDERSTAND;
try to ignore them as much as 
you can, be tough, as usual you 
are, don't change your STAND.
This is election time, 
some of these girls 
can be HARMFUL; 
their job is to access secret 
information, don't get carried away, 
as they may look so BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

THE WEST BENGAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TOO CRUEL ON 'MOTHER NATURE', AND THIS IS OUR BAD FATE !!!

"TEACHER: 'When you cleared IBSAF 
in 2006, you were asked to join IBS, 
Chennai, but, you didn't come HERE; 
you made a request that as the climate 
of Chennai is very hot, so, you want to 
join IBS, Kolkata, so you stayed THERE.
Again, Canara Bank gave you 

a transfer posting at Chennai 

in the year of 2012 in their 
Accounts DEPARTMENT; 
but, by showing the same reason, you 
resigned, to join Allahabad Bank, and 
you also didn't accept the IBPS 2012 
Indian Bank's 'Letter of APPOINTMENT'.
I have been living in Chennai since 
2021, and in this year of 2024, 
now, see the fun, BOY;
here the temperature is 
lesser than the temperature 
at the 'City of JOY';
many times, I have told all 
my students that, 'Face the 
problems, don't run AWAY; 
because these problems will 
chase you, so, you have to find 
a solution on your own WAY.''

STUDENT: 'Actually Sir, the greed 
factor of promoters, KMC officials, 
politicians have completely 
ruined the Kolkata CLIMATE;
why only in Kolkata, in the entire 
West Bengal, the state government 
has been too cruel on 'Mother 
Nature', and this is our bad FATE.
In schools or colleges of West Bengal, 
regarding the 'Save Nature' and 'Go 

Green' campaign, no initiative has been 
taken for creating social AWARENESS; 

the people and politicians have become 
greedy, if 'Mother Nature' hits back once 
out of anger, all are gone, what will you 
do with your black money or BUSINESS.
The Election campaign is going on, 
at least, wherever these politicians go 
for the campaign, they must plant 
more trees, to save our PLANET;
Look at the European nations, how 
they are fighting against 'Global 
Warming' and 'Pollution', we must learn 
about those things through INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 29.04.2024 !!!

"Just like Harshit, the 
Vaibhav also impressed 
everyone with his 2/29; 
but, Chakravarthy did a fantastic 
job to bag 3 wickets and DC 
got restricted at 153/9.
Kuldeep Yadav is the 
highest scorer for DC with 
the bat in this MATCH; 
Rishabh could have got out much 
earlier had Harshit would have 
not missed an easy CATCH.
On 29.04.2024, DC showed 
so much callous attitude in 
their fielding DEPARTMENT; 
that Phil felt more motivated 
to provide the spectators, an 
excellent ENTERTAINMENT.
Axar alone got rid of KKR 
openers, but, when Salt got 
out, for DC, it was too LATE;
KKR won by 7 wickets, as both Sreyas 
Iyer and Venkatesh Iyer also kept in 
mind, the 'Net RUN RATE'."- Arindam Sain

AS A MEMBER OF ANY TRADE UNION, YOU MUST ALWAYS RESTART, REGROUP AND REUNITE !!!

"Don't worry about the TIMELINE;
as you all are like any vintage WINE.
Old memories of 
professional friendships 
are also DIVINE;
as after every demotivating 
sunset, it was like the 
fresh motivational SUNSHINE.
'To err is human', which you 
can rectify time and AGAIN;
putting efforts together to try to reach 
the milestone is the biggest GAIN.
There can be no revolutionary fire 
or financial reforms unless you 
take the initiative to IGNITE; 
so, as a member of any trade 
union, you must always 
restart, regroup and REUNITE.
Never stop marching forward 
to fulfill any valid DEMAND;
by continuous protests you will achieve 
it, as there is no other magic WAND.
Employees are not robots, so, 
there has to be a fair, equal 
and transparent 'Staff WELFARE'; 
in this competitive world, to survive, 
from top level to bottom level, the latest 
knowledge you must always SHARE.
If both the management 
and the trade union 
work in UNISON; 
any target can be chased down 
by that champion organization 
and the game is always ON."- Arindam Sain

BECAUSE, IT IS TRUE LOVE, AND I WILL NEVER FREEZE !!!

"WOMAN: 'So, again you 
are single, as USUAL; 
because, your 'no strings attached' 
strategy is always too CASUAL.''

MAN: 'You are doing a job in 
a matrimony firm as a marriage
consultant, but, you are still SINGLE; 
you help others with tips and tricks 
and several suggestions, but, tell 
me, why you couldn't MINGLE ?'

WOMAN: 'I am still waiting for 
moment when my heart will signal, 
'yes, for you, this is the perfect MAN'; 
and then I will tell him everything 
and try to spend my quality time 
with him, as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Ok, I wish you the best of 
luck for your search to get a good 
life partner in the future AHEAD;
some profiles that you shortlisted for me, 
I talked with them, my goodness, what they 
actually want in life, it went above my HEAD.'

WOMAN: 'Well, they all are from rich 
family and for their personal life, they 
have set a very high BENCHMARK;
a middle class background girl like me, is 
the best fit for you who will go with you 
anywhere, be it any river bank or any PARK.'

MAN: 'Yes, now I understand, why you call 
me up frequently to meet you here, tell me 
the truth, am I growing on your MIND; 
but, be careful, you know my casual 
approach towards love and all my 
history, and also beware, love is BLIND.'

WOMAN: 'You are a strong wind, but, 
my true love will decrease your pace to 
keep on cooling me like a cool BREEZE; 
even in Winter, you cannot increase 
your pace, because, it is true love, 
and I will never FREEZE.'"- Arindam Sain

BHOOTH DEKHINI THIK EE, TOBE KI SUNDAR SWAPNO TAA EE NAA DEKHCHILUM MAAIRI !!!

"Ei bachar er grisyokaal ta 
dekhchi besh CHARAM; 
ghar e je, jaayena teka, 
satyi ee jaa poreche GARAM. 
Akash er dike takiye bollum, 'ohe 
jhiri jhiri brishti, tumi aasbe KOBE; 
aar deri kore kaaj nei, jhore paro, 
sabaai ektu rehaai paabe TOBE.' 
Garam kaal er 
andhokaar raat e, 
bosechi BAGAANE; 
cholche seyi purono 'Santosh' 
company r radio, bhalo ee 
samay kaatche 'GAANE GAANE'. 
Omni dekhi 
besh byango kore 
bolle ekti JONAAKI; 
'gaach laagabena tomra, 
sudhu ketei jaabe, abaar bristi 
chaai, earki peyecho NAAKI.' 
Mon e mon e bhablum, 'satyi 
ee toh, amra toh prakriti r proti 
dekhacchi naa kono BHALOBASHA; 
othocho nirantar seyi prakriti r 
theke koreyi cholechi kichu 
na kichu paowaa r ASHA.' 
Amaar posha kukur ti besh gambheer 
bhabe bolle, 'tomra maanush gulo, 
garbo karo, jeh jaano tomra BIGGYAAN; 
kintu eto gyanpaapi dekhaa r por, 
bhaabi je bhagaban kano je diyeche 
ei manush der ke eto GYAAN.' 
Hotath baaz poraar aowaaz shune 
amaar ghum galo bhenge, janala diye 
takiye dekhi, porche bristi jhiri JHIRI; 
raat takhan 3 te, bhooth dekhini thik 
ee, tobe ki sundar swapno taa ee 
naa dekhchilum MAAIRI."- Arindam Sain