RR QUALIFIED FOR THE NEXT ROUND BY DEFEATING RCB BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.05.2024 !!!

"Rovman took it, even 
if the catch was LOW;
Trent gave RCB, the 
first big BLOW.
Virat fell in Chahal's trap, 
after the POWERPLAY;
Ashwin hunted Green and Maxwell, 
a comeback indeed, one must SAY.
Despite being expensive, Avesh ended 
up at his bowling figure of 44/3;
in the total score of 172, the highest 
contributor is Kohli with his 33.
Jaiswal was sent back to 
the pavilion by GREEN;
Sanju made a blunder 
and got out at his 17.
The match looked evenly 
poised when RR lost 3 
wickets at the score of 86;
before being bowled 
out by Siraj, the Mr. Riyan 
scored a valuable 36.
Hetmyer and Powell made it 
look so easy and RR 
qualified in the next ROUND; 
by defeating RCB by 4 wickets 
on 22.05.2024 at the 
Narendra Modi GROUND."- Arindam Sain

THAT'S WHY WE SAY, THAT IN SOME CASES, A WHORE IS BETTER THAN A NON WORKING WIFE !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'Nowadays, 
the Judges of Lower Courts lack 
so much modern law KNOWLEDGE; 
all those such 'good for nothing' old 
judges must take voluntary retirement, 
everyone must ACKNOWLEDGE.
Those types of Judges 
ask the lawyers about the 
recent laws AMENDMENT;
as if he/she has become a 
Judge to become a subject of 
fun, comedy or ENTERTAINMENT.
The non working Hindu 

girls are fully utilizing 

the loopholes of the 

Hindu Marriage ACT;

these married girls are filing 

false domestic violence cases and 

then begging for money in courts, 

what an easy business, it is, in FACT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Yeah, that's 

why, we say, that some cases, 

a whore is far better than 

a non working WIFE;

because a whore will take her 

money for that much time spent 

only, and will not blackmail her 

clients for their entire LIFE.
Recently, we saw a case in 

Kolkata, where a married 

boy gunned down his wife 

and his mother-in-LAW;
as for 6 years, the corrupted Judge 

was taking bribes and was stretching 

the divorce case unnecessarily, 

it is also a Court's FLAW.
In West Bengal, we are bloody 

fools basically to give those 

corrupted judges and heinous 

cops, even a little bit of RESPECT; 
if a Judge of lower court doesn't 

obey the orders of the High Court, 

then that Judge must be replaced 

with immediate EFFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 21.05.2024 TO BECOME THE 1ST FINALIST OF TATA IPL 2024 !!!

"Toss was won by PAT; 
and he decided to BAT.
Head got bowled out at ZERO; 
as Mitchell emerged as the HERO.
What a catch taken by RUSSELL; 
as a result, Abhishek's wicket FELL.
Nitish departed as the catch 
was taken by GURBAZ;
Starc stormed in to 
bowled out SHAHBAZ.
Klaasen was about 
to rule like a KING;
but, a cool catch was 
taken by Rinku SINGH.
Tripathi had a confusion
at the partner's running CALL;
and had to go back to the pavilion
as Andre quickly threw the BALL.
Cummins played the 
captain's knock of 30; 
to win the match, the 
target for KKR was 160.
As usual, Narine 
looked AGGRESSIVE; 
but, Rahamanullah 
was also IMPRESSIVE.
On 21.05.2024, Venkatesh 
said, 'yeh dil maange MORE'; 
Shreyas said, 'Carry on, I am going 
to chase down your individual SCORE.
Winning by 8 wickets, KKR 
qualified as the first FINALIST; 
SRH will get another chance, let 
us see if there will be any TWIST."- Arindam Sain

'MAY I HELP YOU' AI ROBOTS MUST RESPOND TO THE INITIAL LEVEL PHONE CALLS !!!

"LADY HR MANAGER: 'We are 
getting lots of escalations, 
and they all are WOMEN; 
it is a very competitive environment, 
to bring in more business, be 
flexible, don't be so selective, MAN.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Maybe, 
some beautiful women have complained 
as I tried hard to sell our products by 
saying that they are smart and BEAUTIFUL;
see, while marketing any product, I cannot 
talk like a rough old sarpanch of khap 
panchayat, I have to talk with a nice smile, 
cool words and I must look CHEERFUL.'

LADY HR MANAGER: 'Show me a 
woman who doesn't want to hear that she 
is looking beautiful, the escalation came 
from the women whom you are IGNORING;
I understand, your marketing strategy is to 
target the rich women, but, when you are 
sitting on that seat, you must give 
equal time to everyone, like any KING.
A lady customer can call you anytime, 
as she can have several queries about 
our products, but, you cannot play 
the game of 'Block BLOCK';
respond to their calls even if they call you 
at odd hours, even if she is not a potential 

customer for you, now, to all those 
mobile numbers, you just UNLOCK.
In any poor family, the poor 
women as respective 
housewives have huge IMPACT; 
whatever they say regarding money 
or golden jewellery, their respective 
husband obey them, that is a FACT.

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'See, time 
is money, and we don't waste time on 
that customer where we will not earn 
anything by doing any INVESTMENT;
bring in the concept of 'May I Help You' 
AI robot in our organization, who will 
respond to the initial level calls, it is just 
a suggestion to our top MANAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

HETHAY HAASTE NEI KO MAANA; KHAAI SITABHOG KHAAO MIHIDAANA !!!

"Uff ki garam poreche, 
hocchena ektu o BRISTI;
taate ki, tumi rakho 
tomaar mukh taa ke MISTI.
Hethay haaste nei ko MAANA;
khaao Sitabhog, khaao MIHIDAANA.
Akash er dike cheye dyakho SAKHI;
furfure mon e, urrey jaaye kato PAKHI.
Hoye naako DUKHI;
thaako sarbada SUKHI.
Ateet ke ki aar jaaye go BHOLA;
tobu o rakho mon er oi jaanla KHOLA.
Thik aase boiki furfure thanda BATAASH;
niye kichu megh aar bristi r ABHAASH.
Bristi jakhan pore 
taapur TUPUR;
Mayur bhabhe, 'ki bhalo ee na hoto, 
jodi aami porte paartam NUPUR'.
Writu r mato ee badlaaye 
maanush er jeevan er NIYATI;
keyu paaye sathik upodesh, aabaar 
kaarur maatha e dhore BHIMRATI.
Golokdnhaada ei JIVAN;
kothao Ram, toh kothao RAAVAN.
Ei rangeen duniya e, duto 
rang bote, oi saada o KAALO;
hey mor sakhi, jekhanei thako, 
theko jano BHAALO."- Arindam Sain

PYAR HEE TOH HAIN, KHAALI ROOP BADALTI HAIN, KABHI RADHA TOH KABHI MEERA !!!

"Koyle ke khaan mein 
milta hain HEERA; 
pyar hee toh hain, khaali roop badalti 
hain, kabhi Radha toh kabhi MEERA. 
Yeh mohabbat ki raat khatam na 
ho, naa aaye kaal ki SAVERA; 
naagin kahe, 'itni jaldi na jaao, aur 

naachao mujhko, aye mere SAPERA'.

Ishq karna bhi ek nasha hain, jish 
mein ek baar agar ho jaao CHUR; 
toh bahut muskil hain rahena, 
apni mohabbat se DUR.
Zaroori nahi hain ki, 
har ishq ho AASAAN;
kambhakt Ishq hain yeh, 
nahi hain koi AIHESAAN.
Yeh mohabbat ho bhi sakti 
hain hawaa ka JHOKHA; 
yeh mohabbat kabhi yunhi 
de sakti hain DHOKA.
Phir bhi mausam ki tarah, yeh pyar 

aati hain, badal ke apni roop aur RANG; 
le ke nayi umeed, ullas, 
urjaa aur UMANG."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 18 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 11.05.2024 !!!

"It became a game of 16 
overs a side due to RAINFALL; 
Shreyas don't mind 
losing the toss at ALL. 
Thusara really knows how 
to take the wicket of SALT; 
Bumrah got a gift indeed as 
it was completely Sunil's FAULT. 
On 11.05.2024, Anshul 
bowled out Shreyas IYER; 
but, once again, it was a good 

knock against MI by Venkatesh IYER.

By a good throw, Tilak 
got rid of NITISH; 
but, due to Ramandeep, Rinku and 
Russell, KKR had a decent FINISH.
The way Ishan Kishan started for MI, 
it looked as if MI is on the driver SEAT;
but, Sunil Narine knows 
how to cool down the HEAT.
Just after that dismissal, 
as if the KKR bowlers tasted 
the first blood like any TIGER; 
Chakravarthy alone sent back Rohit 
and Hardik to the pavilion as in his 
belly, there was so much HUNGER.
Both Tilak and Naman 
kept on FIGHTING; 
and till the second last over, the 
match was so INTERESTING.
Though Harshit was expensive 
earlier, but, still, for bowling the last 
over, Shreyas had full CONFIDENCE;
KKR won by 18 runs, as by taking 2 
wickets in the last over, Harshit once 
again showed his core COMPETENCE."- Arindam Sain