Monday, July 8, 2024

'LIVE IN' IS ALSO A ROMANTIC PARTNERSHIP !!!

 "ANAMIKA: 'Why should I fear, 
'True Love' is not a CRIME; 
so, open up fully and we must
enjoy our romantic TIME. 
Forget about that 
bloody dark PAST;
love towards 
money never LAST.
She didn't love 
you, she loved 
only your social 
status and MONEY; 
get rid of that bitch by throwing 
some money on her witchy face, in 
front of the bribed and corrupted 
judge and then be my HONEY.'

ANANTA: 'But, you are 
an unmarried girl, 
so, don't SACRIFICE; 
people will pass comments, if 
you marry a divorcee, so stay 
away from me, that's my ADVICE.
You will get a much better 
person than me in your LIFE; 
marry any good unmarried 
person and be his sweet WIFE.'

ANAMIKA: 'Assume that you 
are a good driver, but, the driver 
of another car caused a 
collision with your CAR;
people will criticize you that you are 
bad driver, you will start running 
away out of shame, but for how 
many days, and how FAR. 
Yes, I am unmarried, but, for 
2 years, in my place of job posting, 
with my ex-boyfriend, I was in 
a 'live in' RELATIONSHIP; 
so after the breakup, maybe 
not legally, but, I am also a 
divorcee, as 'live in' is also 
a romantic PARTNERSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, July 6, 2024

AJEEB HAIN YEH NASHA !!!

"Kahi koi saazish toh nahi, mere liye khol 
joh diye ho tum apni dil ka DARWAZA;
yun hi itni aasani se kyon haar maan jaaye 
tum se, kyon baane tumhre dil ka RAZA.
Tumhre dimag ne phir bhi  
kahi hogi, 'ruk toh ZAARA'; 
par tumhre dil ne boli, 'ishq hain 
toh hain, bahene doh nadi ki TARAH'.
Har subah baith thi ho apni ghar 
ke balcony mein, haathon mein le 
ke ek chaa e ka PEYAALA;
doosre taraf ke ghar mein hain hum, 
nazar aa hee jaati ho tum, jab bhi hum ne 
neend se uth kar, ghar ka khidki KHOLA.
Har din hum ko dekh ke, pata nahi 
kyon tumhre chehre pe ek meethi si 
muskurahat aati hain HAMESHA;
wahi sundar si pyaari muskurahat kheechti 
hain hum ko, har subah jaldi uth ke, khol 
dete hain khidki, ajeeb hain yeh NASHA."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 4, 2024

THAT TEAM HAS WON, IN WHICH, ALL THE PLAYERS HAD THE 'NERVE OF STEEL' !!!

"The ICC T20 World 
Cup of 2024 is OVER; 
but for that great victory by the Indian 
cricket team, there is still HANGOVER.
In the USA, the popularity of 
Cricket is not so LESS;
few years down the line, the 'Cricket' will 
beat 'Base Ball' in terms of BUSINESS.
In 2023, when India lost the T-50 World 
Cup, the entire team felt so DISAPPOINTED; 
that triggered the desire to become more 
desperate to achieve what they WANTED.
Just like Shami made a comeback, Hardik 
also did it too, to silence all his CRITICS;
Rohit believed that to get success, 
there is no shortcut or TRICKS.
One must appreciate that 
even small things do 
make a great IMPACT; 
the jumping catch by Axar against Australia 
and the catch by Suryakumar against South 
Africa will always be remembered IN FACT.
'We will make a comeback and win', that 
should be the mentality of a champion
team and they should always FEEL;
in 2007 and in 2024, in ICC T20 World Cup 
final matches, that team has won, in which 
all the players had the 'nerve of STEEL'."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 29, 2024

INDIA WON THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP ON 29.06.2024 BY WINNING AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA BY 7 RUNS !!!

"It was the clash of 
two unbeaten TEAMS; 
it was the final match, 
not as easy as it SEEMS.
Oh ! Hitman, don't throw 
your wicket like a DICE;
in the final match on 29.06.2024
Keshav Maharaj strikes TWICE.
When India was struggling at 3/34;
Axar Patel came in, to ROAR.
Virat Kohli played the kingly 
knock when it matters the MOST;
de Kock sent back Axar who was 
reaching near half a ton ALMOST.
Out of India's 176; 
Virat alone scored 76.
It is very hard to understand
Bumrah's bowling TRICKS; 
Jaspreet broke through the defense 
to bowled out Reeza HENDRICKS.
Arshdeep repeated the 
same length and LINE;
and due to smart captaincy by Rohit, 
the de Kock had to depart at 39.
Suddenly, the Klaasen of 
South Africa changed the GEAR; 
and in the Indian camp, there was 
so much tension and FEAR.
Hardik silently hunted KLAASEN; 
and Bumrah simply stunned JANSEN.
Only one dangerous batter 
was at the crease and 
that was MILLER; 
but, what an outstanding acrobatic 
and smart catch taken by 
Suryakumar to end the THRILLER.
India won the ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 final match by 
defending their score by 7;
Powerful performance by the entire Indian 
team and even Rahul Dravid celebrated it
so much as India won it after 2007."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 27, 2024

INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 68 RUNS ON 27.06.2024 !!!

"Guyana is a beautiful nation in 
between Venezuela and BRAZIL; 
on 27.06.2024, Rohit led from the 
front before being bowled out by ADIL. 
Rohit scored half a ton 
and Suryakumar got 
out by scoring 47; 
Hardik, Ravindra and Axar also 
contributed well, as a result, the 
scoreboard stopped at 171/7.
The reverse sweep can sometimes 
become a huge BLUNDER; 
as Axar felt so lucky by seeing 
the foolishness of BUTTER.
Bumrah went for the KILL; 
to bowled out PHIL.
Jos could 
only score 23; 
Axar also hunted Jonny and 
Moeen to end up at 3/23.
Sam and Chris were not 
watching Kuldeep's HAND; 
maybe, that's why, the line and 
length, they failed to UNDERSTAND.
Kuldeep even bowled out HARRY;
Jofrah looked in so much HURRY. 
Due to some late hitting by Archer, 
England could cross 100 runs 
and end up at 103;
India won the semi final match 
by 68 runs and Kuldeep had the 
best bowling figure of 19/3."- Arindam Sain

Monday, June 24, 2024

INDIA WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.06.2024 !!!

"Tame him if you CAN; 
because he is the 'HITMAN'.
On 24.06.2024, Virat Kohli 
got out by scoring 0;
but, Rohit Sharma 
emerged as a SUPERHERO.
Rohit scored the fastest 
fifty of this ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 TOURNAMENT;
he surely missed a ton by 8 runs, 
but, the way he batted, it was a 
pure classic ENTERTAINMENT.
Warner was not expecting 
such an OUTSWING;
Suryakumar did justice to that 
good delivery by Arshdeep SINGH.
To dismiss Marsh, it was 
Axar indeed who took 
an outstanding CATCH;
not only of Marsh, the Mr. Kuldeep 
also took the wicket of Maxwell and 
that was the turning point of the MATCH.
Once again, Head was becoming
the headache for the Indian team, 
but, Bumrah slowed down the PACE; 
after Head's dismissal, slowly and 
steadily, India defended 205 by 24 
runs to win the 'Super 8' round RACE."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 23, 2024

GET MARRIED TO THAT GOVERNMENT SERVANT, FILE A FALSE 'DV CASE' TO MAKE HIM A SCAPEGOAT !!!

"GIRL: 'I went to give the personal 
interview with so much makeup, 
but all went in VAIN; 
as the interviewers asked tough 
questions, all my expenses in that 
beauty parlour went in DRAIN.
You are also unemployed and my 
parents are planning for my marriage 
with a government SERVANT; 
you must get a job so that you can 
marry me, at this moment, your 
employment is very IMPORTANT.'

BOY: 'It is not so easy to get 
a job so easily, but, I have 
an idea, you accept the 
proposal of this MARRIAGE; 
as there is a loophole in the Hindu 
Marriage Act, the 'DV' and 'Divorce' case 
is a very easy business for non working 
married women in this modern AGE.
Judges and lawyers are corrupted
nowadays and the courts are doing 
income only by extending the 
divorce cases UNNECESSARILY;
so, get married to that government servant, 
file a false 'DV case' to make him a 
scapegoat, but, don't do any intercourse 
without protection, don't be so SILLY.'

GIRL: 'Yes, nice idea, the divorce case 
will go on and on as with his money 
only, my lawyers will run the divorce 
case and do the legal BLACKMAIL;
even the people of the society will laugh 
at him and his family members as we 
girls are experts in playing the victim card, 
and secretly, our ship of love will SAIL.'

BOY: 'Yes, and you will give 
him the divorce immediately, 
when I will get a job in this TOWN;
but, remember one thing, that if I get 
government job and if you do the same 
drama with me, I will gun you DOWN.'"- Arindam Sain