BELIEVE US, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, AS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'Our technical team 

is taking too much time to 

resolve the issues, that 

we can UNDERSTAND; 

but, if the 'Allahabadians' provide them 

with proper suggestions and feedbacks, 

then, we, 'Indians' can even improve the 

market value of our own existing BRAND. 

Wherever there are excess staffs, 

we are planning to reduce the staff 

strength to do a balancing ACT; 

proper distribution of work and strict 

adherence to office orders were not 

maintained by 'Allahabadians', it is also a FACT.'

RAMPRASAD: 'In terms of technical skills 

and knowledge of upgraded version 

of 'Bancslinc', the 'Allahabadians' are 

far more advanced to LEAD; 

but, alas, due to some political factors and 

slight window dressing in the balance sheets, 

the 'Indians' were unnecessarily given 

the upper hand INSTEAD. 

In some cases, the traditional 

and conservative banking practices 

of the 'Indians' are really good and 

feasible, that we really APPRECIATE; 

had Mr. Chidambaram not been a big NPA 

customer, then 'Indians' could have been within 

the top three position, but, believe us, it is still 

possible, as it is never too LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

WE KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEM THE BEST LIFETIME AND MEMORABLE TREATMENT !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'Almost all the 

political parties are giving the slogan 

that a dangerous game will be PLAYED; 

so, what will be your strategies so that in 

the polling booths, no major disturbances 

take place to get the voting process DELAYED.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'Basically, in 

these cases, the Presiding Officer has the 

full power of the administrative ROLE; 

so, sometimes, we remain as silent 

spectators only, despite witnessing 

any type of disciplinary LOOPHOLE.'

JOURNALIST: 'Any election in 

Bangabhoomi has always 

been so VIOLENT; 

it is quite shameful and 

due to too much politics, the 

victims feel terrified and remain SILENT.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'If the 

Election Commission provide us some 

kind of free hand to administer the situation 

after some new and necessary AMEMDMENT; 

then, no matter how many goons and 

anti-socials try to create disturbances, 

we know how to give them the best lifetime 

and memorable TREATMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CHELE RAA EE KINTU BHALO RAADHUNI HOY, BHEBONA AMADER KHUB CHOTOKHAATO !!!

"KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti gulo je praaye 

sab ee kore felecho AADHPORRA; 

aiyee toh noy, sattyi katha taa bollum 

bole, hoye galo tomaar mukh GOMRRAA.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Uuh, ekhan jatto dosh 

amaar, oi ruti gulo thik gol gol kore 

beltey paaroni, taai bodhoy sekhte 

giye, gache PURREY; 

tobe rewaazi khaasi maangsho r 

jhol ranna korte bolleyi dekhi, 

bhalo ee dwaittyo niye naao, 

takhan aar thaako na tumi KNURREY.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Aajker ektu 

onyorakam kichu koraa JAAK; 

'Gowardhan' gaaowaa ghee aar 'Amul' 

maakhan oi baati teh meshaano THAAK. 

Ebaar oi ghee aar maakhan er 

mishran ke unoon e bosiye, 

goliye kore daao ekdum TARAL; 

tarpor kaancha rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 

gulo oi taral e chubiye naayo bhalo kore, 

er por er paddhati o besh SARAL.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Eki go, karrha teh 

ek knaari 'Patanjali' gaaowa 

ghee diley DHELEY; 

aada, rosun aar piyaaz er saathe, 

ei kaaju posto baata taa, kamon 

jano laagche GOLMELEY. 

Maa go Maa, aar paarine, 

kaancha lanka aar pudina diye 

oita abaar kirokom chaatni BANAALE; 

etto sab meshaccho, dekho baapu, 

kaal abaar office jeti hobe tomaake, 

pet jano kharaap naa hoye, eisab KHELE.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti sekhbaar 

samay toh 'TV Serial' er 

dikeyi chilo CHOKH; 

aar aami ranna korte eleyi, 

takhan dekhi tomaar eidikeyi 

baare beshi JHONKH. 

Baaje naa bokey, garam masla 

taa besh bhalo kore BAATO; 

chele raa ee kintu bhalo raadhuni hoy, bhebona 

amader khub CHOTOKHAATO.'"- Arindam Sain

WHENEVER I VISIT THIS HILLY AREA, I REALLY ENJOY THE ROMANTIC AMBIENCE AND FRESH AIR !!!

"BOY: 'Whenever I visit this 

hilly area, I really enjoy the 

romantic ambience and fresh AIR; 

and you look so beautiful 

indeed with your long 

black silky HAIR; 

in the balcony of this cottage 

at the top of the hill, I love to sit 

on this special wooden CHAIR; 

after coming to your village area every 

weekend, as per your feedback, 

maybe, I look so DEBONAIR.'

GIRL: 'For how many more days, 

we will meet each other secretly 

like this, what is there to HIDE; 

when it is true love and 

the romance is pure, then 

it is the time to DECIDE; 

that when can we start 

our fantastic journey of our 

love relationship with a joy RIDE; 

I live alone here with my old granny, and 

on weekdays, I really miss you, when I 

don't find you sitting by my SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

MAANDHAATA R AAMOL ER SOFTWARE, BEHAAL LINK, KOM STAFF, SABMILIYE EKKEBAARE BHAANGA JAHAAJ !!!

"E je kaake dilo seshmesh 

arthaneeti r RAJPAATH; 

jwaalani r daam o baarche, abaar 

keteyo jacche jungle er gaach er KAATH. 

Ekjon khacche gorrha e, 

aar ekjon aaga e, bhugchey 

seyi MADHYABITTA; 

desh er arthaneeti chuloy jaak, 

sabai je dekhi oi bekaar 

nongra rajneeti teyi MATTA. 

Er saathe taakey jorey, 

taar saathe EKEY; 

sab je ek ee goyaal er goru, apnaar 

mulyabaan vote taa tahole deben KAAKEY. 

Nirbachan er aagey kato ee naa 

rango eder, maatro paanch taaka e, 

keyu dicche bhaath er saathe deem, 

toh keyu dicche bhaath er saathe MAACH; 

shulko baariye bhortuki debaar ki 

je maane, ki jaanu baapu, otirikto saar 

diley kintu sudhu pokaa ee morena, 

morey jaaye boiki onek GAACH. 

Aar rastrayatto bank gulo r hotath 

sangjuktikaran dekhle, mon e hoteyi 

paare, je binaa megh ei bujhi porlo BAAJ; 

maandhaata aamol er software, 

behaal link, kom staff, sabmiliye 

ekkebaare bhaanga JAHAAJ. 

Abaar utheche huzoog, je, 

katogulo rastrayatto bank er 

korte hobe BESARKARIKARAN; 

oi itihaas er paatagulo e, kano 

'Mohammad bin Tughluq' eto bikkhyaato 

chilo, sabaar kintu jaana ache seyi KAARAN. 

Praaye sab sarkaari sansthagulo ke 

besarkaari kore diye, jakhan Sarkar 

nitey chaaiche naa kono DWAAITYA; 

taahole pore r nirbachan e, vote er 

maddhyam ei, sarkari kormi raa raakhbena 

ei Sarkar er kono ASTITWA."- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, TO IMPROVE NET OPERATING PROFITS, PSU BANKS HAVE TO BE SMART AND BOLD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Nowadays, to improve 

net operating profits, PSU Banks 

have to be smart and BOLD; 

by putting certain amount 

in defaulter's savings account 

on automatic HOLD.' 

BABOOL: 'If no interest is paid in 

loan account for 60 days, then, 

from the savings account, there 

must be automatic DEDUCTION; 

even in 'Lok Adalat' and 'SARFAESI' cases, 

the staffs of local courts must fully 

cooperate with banks as per their 

powers under their JURISDICTION.'

BABLA: 'Restriction on third party 

cash deposit at FBC points will 

indirectly solve the branch level 

cash deposit DEFICIENCY; 

due to cash handling charges 

and other taxes on cash transactions, 

the cashless economy will 

bring more EFFICIENCY.'

BALA: 'Once a savings account is 

opened, the Passbook, ATM Card 

and Chequebook must be directly 

delivered to customer's ADDRESS; 

the password of ATM card to be generated 

by OTP at ATM center by the customer and 

automatic service charges to be deducted 

to improve the BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 ON 19.02.2021 !!!

"On 19th February 2021, in the Derby match, 

the East Bengal goalkeeper was too BUSY; 

as to tame Roy Krishna and 

David Williams is not so EASY. 

Though, the touches 

were SMALL; 

but, Roy Krishna gave 

the lead in Derby FOOTBALL. 

To a long throw from an East Bengal 

player, Tiri's header to score an 

own goal was a silly MISTAKE; 

Bright kept on attacking, but, 

the defensive strategy of 

Mohun Bagan was never at STAKE. 

David Williams made 

it 2-1, and then, Javi 

hammered the last NAIL; 

Mohun Bagan thrashed East Bengal by 3-1, 

and Roy Krishna once again emerged as 

a Hero, without any FAIL."- Arindam Sain