INDIAN BANK IS 'YOUR OWN BANK' !!!

"'Digital Banking' is also an ART;
don't wait, just switch to 'INDSMART'.
Prevention is better than 'CURE';
you must invest through 'INDSECURE'.
Take instant loan, do business WELL;
you just need to pledge the JEWEL.
Apply for Agriculture Investment 
loan, if you have rice MILL;
provided as a proprietor or partner, 
credit score is above 750 in 'CIBIL'.
Through SHG 
loan DISBURSEMENT;
We are bringing 
women EMPOWERMENT.
There is a saying 
that 'Customer is KING';
just say 'Hi' to '8754424242' 
to enjoy 'Whatsapp BANKING'.
Don't worry about the RANK;
Indian Bank is 'Your own BANK'."- Arindam Sain

TO SATISFY 'EFFECTIVE GOVERNANCE', THE POLITICS MUST BE ALWAYS UNBIASED AND POSITIVE !!!

"To satisfy the soul of politics, which 
is 'e-governance', the politics must 
be always unbiased and POSITIVE;
here in the word, 'e-governance' the 
letter 'e' is not electronics, rather 
the letter 'e' stands for 'EFFECTIVE'.
Why to shift away from 
the main issue and just 
'beating around the BUSH'; 
when the common people start 
protesting, then the politicians say, 
'please be quiet, hush HUSH.'
The biggest issue is to create 
new types of EMPLOYMENT;
'AI' cannot fill up the gaps which is 
there due to employees RETIREMENT.
Forget the Maslow's theory of 
motivation, just start from the very 
basic question, 'why do birds MIGRATE ?';
The 'highest population' can be a blessing 
in disguise in international politics, so, why 
always blame the population rise RATE.
In 'Politics' and 'Finance', there 
is no 'P.C.Sarkar Senior' or 
'Harry Potter' style MAGIC;
first 'analyze' and then 'channelize', 
to ensure that each and every 
move is always STRATEGIC."- Arindam Sain

GANATANTRA EE AASOL RAJA, AAMI RAJA NOY !!!

"RAJA: 'Ganatantra ee 
aasol Raja, aami Raja NOY;
janagan bojhe sab ee, jodi 
keyu kore sudhu ee ABHINOY'.

SANNYASI: 'Jato beshi 
bhakti, tato tomar BHAKTO;
jato tomar shakti, 
tato tumi SHAKTO.'

RAJA: 'Kintu majhemoddhe 
mon hoy boiki BYAKUL;
proja der proti rajdharma paalon er 
samasta prokriya hoy naa je NIRBHUL.'

SANNYASI: 'Bhool ta sudhre 
nilei, aase boiki kaaj e GATI;
sangshodhan er sujog thaakbe, 
tobei toh aasbe PRAGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

ONE AADHAR, ONLY ONE VOTE, NO ONE CAN GIVE PROXY VOTE IN THAT ELECTORAL VOTING MACHINE !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'In 
every voting center, there will 
be a biometric DEVICE;
also we are planning to keep the 
retina checking machine, for senior 
citizen people, it will be very NICE.
To activate the EVM for that voter in 

polling booth, he or she has to pass the 

biometric or retina AUTHENTICATION;
only and only the Aadhaar Card 
will be accepted for the voting 
process throughout the NATION.'

KING: 'One Aadhaar, only one 
vote, no one can give proxy vote 
in that Electoral Voting MACHINE;
it is a good idea, as many times we 
have seen that even the dead person 
has cast a vote, what a comedy SCENE.
Also, after casting a vote, SMS to be sent 
to the mobile phone linked with Aadhaar 
that 'Your vote casting is COMPLETE'.
for issuing a death certificate, in the 'Death 
Portal', entry of Aadhar is a must, so that 
from the election database we can DELETE.'

HERMIT: 'You know what is the 
most interesting thing here in 
this process, as per my ANALYSIS; 
there is biometric or retina authentication, 
so, in real time, we will know how much 
voting is completed on an hourly BASIS.
Implement it for the next election, you 
will get a digital census report also by 

researching on the UIDAI DATABASE;
but, the rule to be implemented strictly, 
that without the Aadhar Card registration, 
a person cannot vote in any CASE.'"- Arindam Sain

ENJOY BANGLA, ENJOY 'BANGLA'; EI NELO, AAMAR 'BANGLA' TA KE KHELO !!!

"PACHA: 'Ei NELO;
aamar 'Bangla' ta ke KHELO.
Deem bhaath e ki 
aar mon BHORE;
ektu maangsho hobena 
maairi ei chullu r AASORE.'

KHYACHA: 'Pet e porlo ee naa chullu, 
taar ageyi korchis CHECHAMECHI; 
Nelo ekhan chullu kheye 
korche daarun NACHANACHI.
Kelo toh dekhchi niye eseche 
kothakar kon NARTAKI; 
majhemoddhe bhabhi, kaara sahid 
hoyechilo aar ei sahid diwas er artho KI.'

NELO: 'Tui bhai aar besi bhabis 
na, khaali chullu kheye JAA;
ei jinis khelei, sab dukkho jaaye 
muchey, mon hoye jaaye 'RAJA'.
Ora ja korche koruk na, fokot 
e toh dicche madh KHETE;
dekhis bhai, jebhabei hok, por 
er baar vote e jano era ee JETE.'

KELO: 'Dyakh na ebaar kirokom 
birodhi der opor atyachaar ta HOY;
amra maal kheye ektu chamke dilei, bheto 
o bheetu Bangaali gulo peye jaabe BHOY.
Jaa bhoy dekhano ache, oder 30 percent 
toh paaboi, aar amader 20 percent o 
paaboi, era o amader mato ee HYANGLA;
Surakkha, swasthya, shikka, samaaj o 

shilpo chulo e jaak, amra naachbo aar 

gaan gaaibo, 'Enjoy Bangla, Enjoy 'BANGLA'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU BRISTI HOLEI, RAASTA KHARAP HOYE JAABE, ETA EE KERAMATI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ektu bristi holei, raasta 
kharap hoye jaabe, eta ee KERAMATI;
abaar tender paowa jaabe, jaa hok 
kore taapti diye kora hobe MERAMATI.'

BABOOL: 'Saara biswe chaturtha 
sthaan e royeche Bharat er ARTHANITI;
Bharat garib desh noy, kintu Bharatiya ra 
garib roye gache, taar kaaron, ei DURNITI.'

BABLA: 'Kato taa khobh jomle, sadharan 
maanush kore raasta e brikkho ROPON;
keyu hiseb raakhena je ei behaal 
raasta r bali hoyechen KATOJON.'

BALA: 'Ek ek jayega e toh emon garto 
hoye gache, raasta noy toh, jano DOBA;
sthaaniyo lokjon o er kono pratibaad 
korena, jano sab kaala, kaana o BOBA.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU DJ DANCE HOBE, CHORUIBHAATI HOBE, TOBEI TOH 'SAHID DIWAS' !!!

"ABHI: 'Ektu madh, mangso aar 
oisab jogar korte hobe BOSS; 
ektu DJ dance hobe, choruibhaati 
hobe, tobei toh 'Sahid DIWAS'.
3 te 'mau' niye 
amader JEEVAN;
ananda ebong furti teh 
bhora amader JOUBAN.'

ABHRA: 'Jaara sahid hoyechilo, 
taara kintu swarga theke 
korche toder ke GAALAGAALI;
toder taar maane kono adarsha nei, 
sahid der proti kono shraddha neyi, 
tora toh dekhchi ekdum JAALI.
Biswa Bank theke eto 
wrin nicche, taao kano 
bolche je raajkosh KHAALI;
dik e dik e bomb bnaadhte giye 
praanhaani, naari der shlilotahaani, 
tobu o pacche vote aar HAATHTAALI.'

ABHINAV: 'Orrey oisab pore hobe, jaa 
bristi hoyeche aaj aar GATOKAAL;
Kolkata te o mon e hocche nouko 
namate hobe, hoye gache je 'GHATAL'.
Malaria ba Dengue holei toh abaar 
era bole daye, je orokom rog 
sab sahar e hotei THAAKE; 
tax aar fine toh bhalo ee nicche, kintu 
kono kaaj korena era, era fnaakibaaj, 
taai kaaj er katha aar bolbi taa KAAKE.'

ABHIMANYU: 'Kolkata High Court 
er nirdesh e, samasta college er 
common room e porlo TAALA;
school aar school nei toh, hoyeche 
biye anusthan er baari, school er 
moddhe porche taara biye r MALA.
26000 jon chaakri haaralo, 
niriho o medhaabi 'Abhaya' r
jeevan taa o kore dilo SESH.
Odisha r janagan kintu thik chinte 
perechilo, emni emni ki aar Puri 
r mandir e korte dayeni PROBESH.'"- Arindam Sain