NAHI RAKHE HAIN MERE PAAS TUMHARI KOI BHI SAAMAAN; KYON KI TUM BHI AAJKAAL KI MAUSAM O KI TARAH, HO GAYI HO BEIMAAN !!!

"Nahi rakhe hain mere paas 
tumhari koi bhi SAAMAAN; 
kyon ki tum bhi aajkaal ki mausam o 
ki tarah, ho gayi ho BEIMAAN. 
Yaad hain woh din abhi bhi, 
jab humse dosti karne ke liye, 
tumhari dil mein 
jaag uthi thi INQUILAB; 
jish jish ladkiyon se mera dosti tha, unh 
logon ko mere baareme ulta seedha bolti 
thi tum, aur ekdin khud hee mere class ke 
notebook mein raakh diya GULAAB. 
English medium school thaa zaroor, par 
humko pataa nahi tha, yeh 
Chauda Farbari ka kya hain CHAKKAR; 
par jab ush notebook mein tum likh hee diye 
teh, 'I love you, be my valentine', toh mere dil 
ne bolaa, 'Chal, ish ladki se hee tu pyar KAR.' 
Aaj bhi hain Chauda Farbari, 
kar rahein hain CCD ke 
andar baithke, tumhari INTEZAAR; 
par tum abhi tak nikle nahi ho apni daftar se, 
kyon ki aaj bade hee girawat ke samay 
se gujri hain Share BAZAAR. 
Jab se Private Bank chorhke, gushi ho 
ek Share Trading Company mein, tab se 
dimaag mein khaali karti raheti ho 
naa jaane kya kya HISAAB; 
kabhi toh dimaag ko do aaraam aur mere 
liye kholo woh pyar mohabbat se bhari 
woh dil, o meri pyaari MEMSAAB. 
Mere ko ek table 
mein lagbhag ek ghante 
ke liye akela dekh ke, 
waiter bhi ho gaya PARESAAN; 
jab bhi phone karti hoon, toh kaheti ho, 
'Boss gussey mein hain, koi nikal nahi 
raha hain, aur thoda adhaa ghanta 
intezaar karo meri JAAN; 
mera dil 
toh hain sirf 
tumhare hee PAAS; 
aadhe ghante baad yeh 'Sunaina'
tumhey ek chummi degi, 
o mere pyaare 'BIBHAS.''"- Arindam Sain

A 'D' FLAG TO BE USED IN UIDAI SERVER FOR ANY PSU BANK DEFAULTER; TO STOP PROVIDING ANY SUBSIDY FROM CENTRAL GOVERNMENT IN ANY MONTH OR FINANCIAL QUARTER !!!

"A 'D' flag to be used 
in UIDAI server for 
any PSU Bank DEFAULTER; 
to stop providing any subsidy from 
Central Government in any 
month or financial QUARTER. 
In any Bank, the word, 'CASA' 
is nothing but a 
pool of public MONEY; 
but some borrowers regard 
the PSU Bank loan amount as 
any government sponsored HONEY. 
Gone are the days of keeping 
bad loans 'Under the CARPET'; 
it is always a good practice to 
wipe out any type of bad ASSET. 
Through different types of 
taxation system, Indian Government 
is doing the revenue GENERATION; 
fiscal deficit to be kept 
under control and it is also a 
challenge to tame INFLATION. 
Indian Government must become strict 
on defaulters as it will improve each 
and every PSU Bank's PROFITABILITY; 
then only, the dream of making Indian 
economy as a 5 trillion dollar economy 
will be a POSSIBILITY."- Arindam Sain

KAAPARH DOKAAN ER NAAM, 'JAMINI'; KAAPARH DOKAANI R NAAM, 'KAMINI'; KE JE KONTAA TAKHAN BUJHINI !!!

"Kaaparh dokaan er naam, 'JAMINI'; 
kaaparh dokaani r naam, 'KAMINI'; 
ke je kontaa takhan BUJHINI. 
Ei jamaj dui kanya r baba r naam 
Krishnakanta aar maa er naam MANMOHINI. 
Jamini r hoye gachey biye, 
choley gachey GERMANY; 
Kamini chilo kumari, seyi 
kaaparh er dokaan er DOKAANI. 
Ekdin porlum dhukey oi 
dokaan e kintey ekti JAAMA; 
Kaamini r soundarjyo dekheyi toh 
ghaayal hoye gelo ei 'Sudarshan SHARMA'. 
Jodi o ekta jaama 
holo amaar PACHANDO; 
kintu Kamini bolle, 'Oi jaama taa nin, 
otaa noy khub ekta MANDO.' 
Jeyi jaama ta kintey bollo, 
setaa ee nilum KINEY; 
ei kumari kanya chaalu botey, nijer 
premik ke thik niyechey se CHINEY. 
Oi computer bill er pechon e 
likhey diley ki ekta JANO; 
baari giye bhablum je hotath se 
taar phone number dilo KANO ! 
Mon er moddhey hocchilo gaan, 
'Kakhan tumi aasbe ONLINE; 
ei Saraswati Pujo r din e, hobe 
naaki tumi mor VALENTINE.' 
Jaai hok, onek bachar gachey periye, 
Durga pujo r samay Kolkata e 
esechilo amaar SAALI; 
se ki kaando, 
dujon ek ee baari te thaakle, 
konta je ke ami guliye FELI. 
Kamini ke Jamini 
bhebey bollum, 
'Tumi seyi ek ee rakam ee 
acho, Germany te giye 
ektu o hoyoni FARSHA'; 
orrey baba, Kamini dekhi pechon ghurey 
fosh kore bolle, 'Tomaar taholey tuktukey 
farsha meye ee chilo pachando, baaire 
kothay je ki kore beraccho, neyi tomaar 
opor amaar kono BHARSHA.' 
Ekhan jekhaneyi 
jaai na kano, 
kore kato PRASHNO; 
aar saali majhemoddhei eaarki mere boley, 
'aagey Kamini r mukh taa jachaai naa korey, 
kono mantabya korona JANO.'"- Arindam Sain

WITHOUT 'CKYC VERIFICATION', 'BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION', 'MOBILE NO. REGISTRATION', 'PAN CARD ENTRY' AND MINIMUM BALANCE OF 1000 RUPEES, ALL SAVINGS ACCOUNT TO REMAIN IN 'FREEZED' MODE !!!

"With effect from 
1st April 2020, all 
ATM centers must have the 
option of CKYC VERIFICATION; 
where a customer has to enter the 
verification key which will be sent to 
customer's registered mobile number 
after biometric AUTHENTICATION.
Without PAN Card Number and 
mobile number of any customer 
above 18 years of age, the 
savings account will remain 
in 'FREEZED' CONDITION; 
ATM and chequebook to be provided to 
all customers in a savings account 
readykit and minimum balance in 
savings account must always remain 
1000 rupees in any SITUATION. 
Any jont savings account must not be 
opened where there is no blood 
relationship between 
the ACCOUNTHOLDERS; 
for temples, mosques, churches or 
gurudwaras; 'TRUSTS' to be created with 
'Any two jointly' operation among three 
operators or ACCOUNTHOLDERS. 
Automatically reject the loan proposal or 
close his/her CASA, RD, DDP accounts if 
he/she tries to force the branch officials 
to sanction loan by utilizing the local 
goons and political LEADERS; 
focus should be now to find out the cream 
customers of the bank who will really 
contribute to the profitability of the bank, 
and regard all 'nuisance value' customers as 
flies, mosquitoes and SPIDERS."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 5-0 WITH A VICTORY BY 7 RUNS ON 02.02.2020 !!!!

"On 2nd February 2020, 
Sanju Samson missed 
another OPPORTUNITY; 
not only in his batting, 
KL Rahul has also improved 
in his wicketkeeping QUALITY. 
Though, Rohit got retired hurt, 
but, still, India managed to score 163; 
Manish came and started accelerating 
and Shreyas remained not out at 33. 
Indian bowlers bowled so well, 
especially Jasprit with 12/3; 
Seifert gave a good fight 
along with Taylor's 53. 
Sodhi suddenly surprised 
everyone by hitting 
2 OVERBOUNDARIES; 
though, India won by 7 runs 
to whitewash New Zealand by 5-0 
without further WORRIES."- Arindam Sain

THERE IS ALWAYS A SEA SHORE FOR 'ROBINSON CRUSOE' !!!

"Hermit said, 'Your Highness ! 
As a King, be a King of Hearts ALSO; 
no matter, even if there is a sea storm, there 
is always a sea shore for 'Robinson CRUSOE'. 
Whenever you are getting true love 
from any beautiful woman, 
regard it as a precious gift of GOD; 
closing down the door 
of your heart for anyone of them 
really hurts them a lot, my LORD.'

King said, 'I can keep the door of my 
heart always wide OPEN; 
but, if I fail to keep my promises or 
commitments, it will give them much PAIN. 
People of our Kingdom may try to 
spread rumors or spicy stories to 
create problems for them ONLY; 
so, I close the door of my heart with a hope 
that they may get love from someone special 
who will not make them feel so LONELY.'

Hermit said, 'It is not a planned activity, 
but, true love happens, though, 
it is also an act of COURAGE; 
loving someone under compulsions or due 
to social norms whom she truly does not 
love, is like carrying an extra LUGGAGE. 
Woman who loves truly, only wants 
true love and romance from her 
beloved person at any COST; 
in a true love, she hates commitments or 
conditions, she only fears that her true lover 
does not go too far away from her to be LOST.'

King said, 'I don't know, for 
how many times, you have 
fallen in love in your LIFE; 
but, had you got married, your 
life partner would have felt 
herself as a lucky WIFE.'"- Arindam Sain

YEH HAIN APNA WATAN, HINDUSTAN; YEH HAIN HAMAARI SHAAN !!!

"Yeh hain apna watan, HINDUSTAN; 
yeh hain hamaari SHAAN. 
Azaadi ki jung nahi thi AASAAN; 
naajaney kitno ne diya hain BALIDAAN. 
Yeh hain apna watan, HINDUSTAN; 
yeh hain hamaari SHAAN. 
Yeh desh hain 
mera MAHAAN; 
desh ki suraksha ke liye 
haazir hain yeh JAAN. 
Yeh hain apna watan, HINDUSTAN; 
yeh hain hamaari SHAAN. 
Apni mitti ke raksha 
ke liye kabhi bhi, kahi bhi 
ho jaayenge hum QURBAAN; 
sab se pehle, Bharatiya hain hum, chahein 
padhein hum Bhagwad Gita, Adi Granth 
Sahib, Bible, Tripitaka yaa QURAN. 
Yeh hain apna watan, HINDUSTAN; 
yeh hain hamaari SHAAN. 
Apni yeh maatribhoomi ki raksha karna 
hee hain apna aasli dharam, aasli karam, 
apna khuda, apna BHAGWAAN. 
Azaadi kaayem rakhne ke liye, din raat 
sarhad pe chaukanna hain Bharatiya 
Sena ke har JAWAAN; 
Hindustan ko nayi uchaai tak 
le jaane ke liye aagey aaye 
aanewali peedi o ke NAUJAWAAN. 
Yeh hain apna watan, HINDUSTAN; 
yeh hain hamaari SHAAN."- Arindam Sain