SURJYA JAKHAN JAAYE DUBEY, TAKHAN DEKHA DAAYE CHANDMAMA; KAKHANO SE AMABASYA, KAKHANO BAA PURNIMA !!!

"Surjya jakhan jaaye dubey, 
dekhaa daaye CHANDMAMA. 
Kakhano se amabasya, 
kakhano baa PURNIMA. 
Parvati kakhano hoy Durga, 
kakhano baa KAALI. 
Baarir maalik taar nijer bagaan er gaache 
nijeyi kakhano jal daaye, hoy jaaye MAALI. 
Prakriti r o achey 
durakom er ROOP. 
Jakhan dhaaron kore rudramurti, 
baanaye se DHANGSHASTOOP. 
Samudra r dheu o kam jaayena, maajhe 
moddheyi hoy uttal, thaake naa se CHOOP. 
Sab kichur ee jakhan 
royeche bhalo aar MANDO, 
maanush aar jaaye kano baad, se toh 
kore aro kato ajob KAANDO. 
Raajneeti r swaarthey katoi naa holo 
bibhajon, katoi naa tairi holo 
wrishi muni der GOTRA. 
Taate ki aar esey galo, maanush toh 
sabaai ek, ebong sabaar ee royeche 
ek ee dharan er CHARITRA. 
Maanush jodi hoy jal, 
taholey prakriti 
hocchey oi 
jal ke dhorey raakhar PATRA. 
Maanush sabaar saathe sabkichui 
maaniye guchiye naaye boiki, kintu hoye 
othey ugra, jakhan se khudaartho 
baa DOOSCHINTAGRASTA. 
Prithibi toh 
seyi ek ee royeche, 
baareni taar dairghyo 
baa PRASTHA, 
kintu maanush er moddhey eto 
bhedabhed tairi hocche, je 
sadharan maanush o 
tuley nicchey haatey ASTRA. 
Kichu bhalo maanush er swabhab 
jacche bigrey, kaaron kichu 
kharap maanush 
dicchey taader MANTRA. 
Magaj dholaai o kam hocchey naa 
nanarakom er gujob er maadhyame, 
kaaron sabaar kaacheyi toh achey 
'Smartphone Mobile' naamok ekti JANTRA. 
Maanush toh janma 
thekeyi hoye naa 
kharap, kintu jakhan paaye naa 
dubela dumutho bhaath khetey, 
paaye na jaakhan 
porbaar jonnyo pant JAMAA, 
takhan se khabaar churi kore, 
pore taaka 
chintaai kore, taarpor 
goondami kore, faataye 
jekhane sekhane BOMAA. 
Tobe kichu byatikram o achey, jamon 
Robinhood daakaati korto baro baro 
daakaat er ghar e, aar sei loot koraa 
taaka dito gorib maanush der ke biliye, 
raakhto naa nijer kaache JOMAA. 
Surjya jakhan jaaye dubey, 
takhan dekha daaye CHAANDMAMA. 
Kakhano se amabasya, 
kakhano baa PURNIMA."- Arindam Sain

WEST INDIES MADE THE 5 ODI SERIES 1-1 AFTER DEFEATING INDIA BY 43 RUNS ON 27.10.2018 !!!

"Chanderpaul Hemraj of West 
Indies failed to SURVIVE, 
due to Indian team's 
special 'DHONI-DIVE'. 
Jasprit Bumrah was 
quite IMPRESSIVE, 
with a bowling 
figure of 4/35. 
For West Indies, Shai Hope 
alone scored 95. 
Except other Indian bowlers, 
on 27th October 2018, at Pune; 
Jasprit Bumrah bowled with a 
perfect length and LINE. 
Bhuvaneswar Kumar had a bad time 
with his bowling on this day as he 
gave away 70 runs alone and the 
West Indies put up a score of 283/9. 
As a captain of West Indies, 
Jason Holder contributed 
with his individual 32. 
Jason Holder utilized his bowlers 
tactfully and even had an individual 
bowling figure of 46/2. 
Virat Kohli once again played a 
fantastic knock of 107, but got 
bowled out by Marlon Samuels, 
who had an excellent 
bowling figure of 12/3. 
The Indian batting line-up has 
some weaknesses in its middle order, 
which got capitalized by West Indies 
to make the 5 ODI series 1-1 after 
defeating India by 43."- Arindam Sain

START IGNORING ' TOLAABAAJ', 'MAATAAL', 'CHEATINGBAAJ', OF BANGABHOOMI STATE, BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO LATE !!!

"In Bangabhoomi, why there are 
so many incidents of 
so many bridge COLLAPSES ? 
Oh ! Maybe in the processing of 
tenders for repairing the bridges, 
there are lots of LAPSES ! 
If you have made 
some illegal CONSTRUCTION, 
don't worry, you will not 
face any legal ACTION, 
if you pay some money to the 
local Municipal CORPORATION. 
Who told you 
that in the health 
sector of Bangabhoomi, there is 
too much EXPENSE ! 
Oh ! maybe the administration 
departments and the Medical units 
in Vellore are more systematic 
and having more EXPERIENCE ! 
Who told you that the state 
government employees are underpaid 
and teachers are recruited through 
School Service Commission once or 
twice in a 5 years TERM ! 
The maximum revenues are earned 
in Bangabhoomi by selling alcohols, so 
even if you don't get any job, get a 
trade license to open a liquor shop 
and sell whisky, vodka and RUM. 
Oho ! You need to understand that 
there is not enough money in the 
treasury of Bangabhoomi, that's why, 
this state is taking so much loans from 
the World Bank, but, still, the state 
government employees are so 
demanding and GREEDY. 
Start thinking about 
the poor people 
who don't have any fixed income per 
month, that's why, so much money is 
given out in several social schemes, 
clubs, puja committees as 
an amount of SUBSIDY. 
Whenever a person plans to 
construct any 
house or apartments 
or construction PROJECT, 
it is one of his responsibilities in 
Bangabhoomi to give monetary 
satisfaction to the local promoter 
and his SYNDICATE. 
So what, if you have got 
good marks in the Higher 
Secondary Exam and 
even if you 
are a good STUDENT !
To get enrolled in any department of 
any college in Bangabhoomi, you have 
to pay some extra money to some 
hooligans who claim themselves 
as 'College Admission AGENT.'   
Mosquitoes always bite and if anyone 
dies in dengue, the media channels 
start alleging about the callous attitude 
of the Municipal Corporation and 
makes it a HYPE. 
Many people of Bangabhoomi 
always keep their 
living environment 
untidy and unhygienic and are 
not of cooperative TYPE. 
Start ignoring 'Tolaabaaj', 'Maataal', 
'Cheatingbaaj', of Bangabhoomi STATE, 
before it becomes 
too LATE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA VS WEST INDIES MATCH ENDED IN A TIE ON 24.10.2018 !!!

"In Vizag, on 24th October 2018, 
West Indies bowlers got early wickets, 
but, Ambati Rayudu and Virat Kohli 
did the damage CONTROL. 
Leading from the front, Virat Kohli became 
the fastest batsman in ODI to score more 
than 10,000 runs due to a kingly knock of 
157 runs by batting with a dominating ROLE. 
Ambati Rayudu batted 
quite clinically to 
score 73 runs before getting 
bowled out by Ashley NURSE. 
India scored around 100 runs in the last 
10 overs to put up a score of 321/6 as on 
the Carribean bowlers, Virat Kohli 
was too aggressive and HARSH. 
Caribbean batsmen gave a tough 
competition, though, by only 6 runs, 
an opportunity to score a ton 
got missed by SHIMRON. 
Kuldeep, Chahal and Sami helped 
India to come back in the match 
and make things tougher for 
Shai, the Caribbean CENTURION. 
In the last ball of the match, 5 runs 
were required for the West Indies 
to win the match and all 
eyes were on HOPE. 
West Indies scored 321/7 and it 
became a tied match with India as 
the last delivery of Umesh Yadav 
touched the boundary ROPE."- Arindam Sain

MOO TOKEY KHUB BHALOBASHI, HOBU KI TU MOR JEEVANSANGINI !!!

"Engineering College er ettogula 

campus interview re kuno kamaal 

kori dekhitey paariloni SNEHASISH; 

kintu thik 10 din porey, Bhubaneswar e 

je walk-in interview re se pass korithila, 

sou company r naam thila INFOSYS. 

Maatro 14 din er torey Bengaluru re 

gotey Induction Training session THILA. 

Sou Induction Training Center e, Snehasish 

er pachando hoi gala gotey jhee PILA. 

Training e teacher mone kaun o 

kohitile, Snehasish er sedike mon 

naai thila, kaaron taar hriday bajithila 

gotey sangeet, 'Ooo la la, Ooo LA LA'. 

Se jhee pila sabkichu bujhithila, ebong 

chupi chupi pratikkha e thila, je kobe 

Snehasish taar haath dhori ki kohibi, 

'Moo tokey khub bhalobashi URMILA.' 

Kintu vaastav e 

taah mottey HOILONI, 

training session sesh hoyi gela, kintu 

Snehasish taahaku propose KORILONI. 

Dujon ei posting 

paaichi Bhubhaneswar 

er ekee office e, 

ebong ekee Project 

Team e, kintu bondhutwo 

hoiley ki habo, 

se Snehasish chuaa 

pila taa je baroi LAAJUK. 

Edikey ghar e, Urmila r baapo Urmila r 

tore ekti bhalo chuaa pila pachando 

korichonti, taai Urmila ekdin Snehasish 

ke kohila, 'Tumi je mor prem e paagal, se 

moo pratham din nu jaanichi, aaji ei 

canteen re sabaar saamne mor haath 

dhori ki kaho, I Love You, 

taate je jaa khushi BHAABUK.' 

Snehasish kichuta 

saahosh paaila ebong 

kohila, 'Moo tokey khub bhalobashi, 

hobu ki tu mor JEEVANSANGINI ?' 

Urmila Snehasish er gaaley gote chumu 

deyi ki kohiley, 'Chalo chupi chupi beyaa 

kor leyi, kori leyi suhaag raat, taarpor 

hoyu naa JAANAAJAANI !'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA TOOK 1-0 LEAD BY DEFEATING WEST INDIES BY 8 WICKETS ON 21.10.2018 !!!

"On a Super Sunday dated 
21st October 2018, the spectators 
got one Caribbean batsman whose 
performance they can really ADMIRE. 
In just 78 balls, while batting against 
the Indian cricket team, 
106 runs got scored 
by Shimron HETMYER. 
Kieran Powell gave a valuable 
contribution of 51 
and Holder scored 38. 
West Indies could have easily 
scored 350, but, Chahal and 
Ravindra restricted them to 322/8. 
While chasing, Shikhar Dhawan got 
bowled out by Oshane Thomas, 
though, Rohit Sharma 
had a slow START. 
But, the Caribbean bowlers had a 
very tough time due to the 
excellent and entertaining knock 
of 140 runs by VIRAT. 
Kohli became the victim 
of Bishoo and then 
came Ambati RAYUDU. 
At that juncture, India was already 
at the driving seat, so, Ambati had 
nothing much to DO. 
But, Rohit Sharma was in a hurry to 
finish the match as early as possible 
and he alone scored 152. 
India took 1-0 lead by defeating 
West Indies by 8 wickets by taking 
only 42.1 overs to score 326/2." - Arindam Sain

THE RITUALS, CONCEPT AND ESSENCE OF DURGA PUJA MUST ALWAYS REMAIN DIVINE !!!

"Some people 
love to eat 
sweet curd, some people love 
to eat bowl ICE-CREAM. 
Some people like to see the idol of 
Goddess Durga as a traditional one 
and some people like it 
as a new creative THEME. 
Still today, the traditional idols of 
Goddess Durga sculpted in 
Kumortuli area has its own brand 
image, brand value and BEAUTY. 
On the other hand, the theme pandals 
and the theme idols with some 
social message is the outcome 
of craftsmen's CREATIVITY. 
In 2018, Bangabhoomi Government 
has sanctioned Rs.10,000 
for Durga Puja to each and 
every Durga Puja COMMITTEE. 
During these Durga Puja days, the people 
are on the streets to visit puja pandals, 
be it day or night, be it in 
villages or in Kolkata CITY. 
Durga Puja is the worship of Goddess 
Durga with lots of traditions, rituals 
and faith to get her blessings 
for peace and PROSPERITY. 
But, somehow, that faith, tradition and 
rituals of real Durga Puja is fading out as 
some big Corporate Houses are using this 
Durga Puja as a platform of PUBLICITY. 
Durga Puja should not become the days of 
Corporate Carnival to do the marketing of 
the products of the sponsors or it should 
not become the grand sponsored 
festival of drinking WINE. 
Be it 'Theme Puja' or 
'Traditional Puja', the rituals, 
concept and essence 
of Durga Puja must 
always remain DIVINE."- Arindam Sain