NOY BARDHAMAN, NOY BANKURA, NOY PURULIA; BANGABHOOMI R EI ZILLA R NAAM BIRBHUM, AAR JAAYEGA R NAAM, TARULIA !!!

"Ki je hotath holo mon e, 
onekdin por gelum parikkha e BOSEY; 
pass koreyi je Berhampore zone e 
aaste holo ABOSESHEY. 
Noy Bardhaman, noy 
Bankura, noy PURULIA; 
Bangabhoomi r ei zilla r naam Birbhum, 
aar jaayega r naam, TARULIA. 
Purono server, bhaanga 
cabinet, camera o bekaar, 
othocho ei shaakha e 
royechey kato KAAJ; 
praaye 23000 graahak ke pariseva 
dicchey ekti manager, ekti officer, 
ekti cashier aar ekti sweeper, 
sabmiliye ekti bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Tobe konorakam sahajya korbaar jonnyo 
sabsamay achen tairi Ramprasad, Ibratullah, Sanjay, Babulal, Saju, 
Sonali, Arup, Milan, Nurul aar NIYAZ. 
Aagey jakhan hethay 
chilen SHIVSHANKAR; 
bechhey dekhenni uni, je, kato kilo 
chaal e, chilo katogulo KAANKAR. 
Pariseva diten 
botey PRANABASHISH; 
aar khutinaati samasya r 
samadhan korten DEBASHISH. 
Jakhan shaakha r bhetorh 
grahaak er sankhya jeto berey, 
korto charidikey PILPIL; 
takhan erokom melaa dekhey 
chaa paan korbaar jonnyo 
baaire ghurtey jeten ANIL. 
Kato ee naa holo 
ghana ghana BADLI; 
Kobirul babu elen hethay, jehetu onekdin 
dhoreyi chenen uni, Bolpur er OLIGOLI. 
Gelen Arup, gelen Sourav, 
esechen ARIJIT; 
sab e mili kori kaaj, jato ee 
thakuk naa kano HAAR-JEET. 
Achey teente 
Bank MITRA; 
ei shakha r byabsaa ekhan 
48 koti MAATRO. 
Aachey onekgulo 
Mahila Swanirbhar GOSTHI; 
Loba Panchayat ebong Dubrajpur Block er 
aachey unnayan o pragati r DURADRISHTI. 
Ei shaakha e, 
sabsamay bheerh 
hoy BYAPOK; 
ebong eto wrin er kaagaz o khaata royechey, 
je himshim kheye jaaye sweeper er bhumika e 
thaaka, bechaara DIPAK."- Arindam Sain

SELECT OUT ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH ARE POSITIVE; AS FROM 1ST APRIL 2020, MERGERS OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS WILL BECOME EFFECTIVE !!!

"As with effect from 
1st April 2020, 
mergers of several PSU Banks 
will become EFFECTIVE; 
this is the ideal time 
to get information 
about all the PSU Banks and 
select out only those things, 
which are 'POSITIVE'. 
Based on all positive things, 
in the board meetings, 
on the basis of transparent 
voting system, find out 
all the feasible SOLUTIONS; 
it is not an easy task to reduce the 
number of branches, increasing the 
manpower per branch and to maintain 
the customer service quality by 
merging several ORGANIZATIONS. 
Selling of so many odd branch premises 
will generate revenues which 
can be used for NPA PROVISION; 
number of CGMO and ZO must be reduced 
after doing proper administrative and 
infrastructural policy REVISION. 
Not a single branch of any PSU Bank 
must remain as a Scale-I branch as by 
merger process, the number of 
employees per branch will INCREASE; 
all branches must 
have PTS as well as PCD, 
as the number of branch 
premises DECREASE. 
All PSU Banks must have online system 
of opening savings account in the 
mobile app itself from anywhere 
in India NATION; 
just like 'Paytm Bank' does 
by sending its employee 
at customer's doorstep to do 
the KYC VERIFICATION. 
Except SBI, 
there will be 
only PNB, BOB, BOI 
in the long run 
with a common 
CBS software, FINACLE; 
all savings account to be migrated 
to 16 digit number by taking 1st 4 digits 
of registered mobile number, 2nd 4 digits 
of AADHAAR number and last 8 digits of 
your existing account number 
without any OBSTACLE."- Arindam Sain

JHAANJHALO SORSHEY TEL E POSTO BADA HOCCHILO BHAAJA !!!

"Jhaanjhalo sorshey tel e 
posto bada hocchilo BHAAJA; 
sakaal e khaati khejur gur diye kaancha 
cholaa khelum, satti ee ki MOJAA. 
Ekeyi thanda 
besh bhalo ee, 
taao abaar akaash MEGHLA; 
amader college er hostel er raadhuni, 
Paltu daa bolley, 'Aaj toh khichuri 
khaowaar din re, PAGLA'. 
Amader College er 
chaatro rajneeti r 
nirbachan prokriyaa 
chilo GATOKAAL; 
kichu bahiragato chele raa esey korechey 
bhaangchur, professor der gaaye tulechey 
haath, aaro korechey kato 
kaaj sab BHULBHAAL; 
taai college aaj bandho, 
police dicchey kada paahaara, 
korchey tahaldaari edik aar ODIK; 
amader aar ki, hostel e boseyi korchi 
porashona, oi nongra rajneeti ekhan pooro 
taa ee laage jaghannyo aar BETHIK. 
Amader hostel er 
canteen er deerghodin er 
raadhuni, Paltu daa r kintu ranna r 
haath ekdum KHAASHA; 
cheteyputey khaai aamra hostel er canteen 
er khaabaar, boley bojhaano jaabena, ki 
suswaadu, ranna koraataao kintu ekta 
daarun ekti shilpokala r PESHA. 
Afeem toh naaki khub nesha r jinish, jaa 
kinaa British raa Bharat e chaash 
koraato aar Chin e korto RAPTAANI; 
Germany r tairi kora heroin o toh marattok 
nesha r jinish, jaa khetey arombho korley, 
mrityu abasyombhabi JAANI; 
ekhaane abaar 
paaowaa jaaye ekdum 
khaati posto, aar seyi posto diye 
Paltu da baaniyechey ki suswaadu 
posto bada MAAIRI; 
ekhaankaar khaati sorshe tel er jhaanjh 
o daarun, dupur e khichuri, posto bada, 
pora begun er aloo bhaate aar seddho 
haansh er deem khaowaar por ki aar dupur 
e naa ghumiye thaakte PAARI."- Arindam Sain

SHARAAB NAHI PEETEY HAIN, PHIR BHI HO JAATE HAIN HUM SHARAABI; JISH DIN TUM PEHEN LETI HO WOH VASTRA, JISKA RANG HAIN GULAABI !!!

"Sharaab nahi peetey hain, 
phir bhi ho jaate hain hum SHARAABI; 
jish din tum pehen leti ho woh vastra, 
jiska rang hain GULAABI. 
Pyar toh hum karte hain 
tumhe har ROZ; 
phir bhi tum gussa ho gayi jab chauda 
farbari ko, humne naa diya tumko koi 'ROSE'. 
Ek gulaab ke phool, 
wohi din mein dene se, 
thodaa ee hota hain PYAR; 
ishq ke liye koi ek pal, samay aur din thodaa 
ee hota hain, ishq toh ishq hain, bindaas 
karo kabhi bhi, kahi bhi, mere YAAR. 
Log sawaal abhi bhi 
karta hain, ki Rukmini 
toh asli bibi hain Krishna ka, 
toh phir Radha ko kya MILA; 
jisko pyar chaiye, woh sirf pyar se hee 
khush hain, ek saccha aashique hee 
jaane, kya hoti hain aashiqui, 
kya hoti hain prem ki RAASLEELA. 
Pyar toh, ek dil ke saath 
aur ek dil ka hain 
ek adrishya BANDHAN; 
saccha pyar agar naa mila, toh 
bekaar hain woh sab adalat ke 
kagaz, jaaydaat ya aarthik DHAN. 
Aaj phir se tum 
aayi ho gulaabi 
vastra pehenke 
mere SAAMNE; 
khulaa aasmaan ke neechey hogi 
khullam khulla mohabbat, aagey 
kya hoga anjaam, yeh toh sirf 
Bhagwaan hee JAANE."- Arindam Sain

NAHI RAKHE HAIN MERE PAAS TUMHARI KOI BHI SAAMAAN; KYON KI TUM BHI AAJKAAL KI MAUSAM O KI TARAH, HO GAYI HO BEIMAAN !!!

"Nahi rakhe hain mere paas 
tumhari koi bhi SAAMAAN; 
kyon ki tum bhi aajkaal ki mausam o 
ki tarah, ho gayi ho BEIMAAN. 
Yaad hain woh din abhi bhi, 
jab humse dosti karne ke liye, 
tumhari dil mein 
jaag uthi thi INQUILAB; 
jish jish ladkiyon se mera dosti tha, unh 
logon ko mere baareme ulta seedha bolti 
thi tum, aur ekdin khud hee mere class ke 
notebook mein raakh diya GULAAB. 
English medium school thaa zaroor, par 
humko pataa nahi tha, yeh 
Chauda Farbari ka kya hain CHAKKAR; 
par jab ush notebook mein tum likh hee diye 
teh, 'I love you, be my valentine', toh mere dil 
ne bolaa, 'Chal, ish ladki se hee tu pyar KAR.' 
Aaj bhi hain Chauda Farbari, 
kar rahein hain CCD ke 
andar baithke, tumhari INTEZAAR; 
par tum abhi tak nikle nahi ho apni daftar se, 
kyon ki aaj bade hee girawat ke samay 
se gujri hain Share BAZAAR. 
Jab se Private Bank chorhke, gushi ho 
ek Share Trading Company mein, tab se 
dimaag mein khaali karti raheti ho 
naa jaane kya kya HISAAB; 
kabhi toh dimaag ko do aaraam aur mere 
liye kholo woh pyar mohabbat se bhari 
woh dil, o meri pyaari MEMSAAB. 
Mere ko ek table 
mein lagbhag ek ghante 
ke liye akela dekh ke, 
waiter bhi ho gaya PARESAAN; 
jab bhi phone karti hoon, toh kaheti ho, 
'Boss gussey mein hain, koi nikal nahi 
raha hain, aur thoda adhaa ghanta 
intezaar karo meri JAAN; 
mera dil 
toh hain sirf 
tumhare hee PAAS; 
aadhe ghante baad yeh 'Sunaina'
tumhey ek chummi degi, 
o mere pyaare 'BIBHAS.''"- Arindam Sain

A 'D' FLAG TO BE USED IN UIDAI SERVER FOR ANY PSU BANK DEFAULTER; TO STOP PROVIDING ANY SUBSIDY FROM CENTRAL GOVERNMENT IN ANY MONTH OR FINANCIAL QUARTER !!!

"A 'D' flag to be used 
in UIDAI server for 
any PSU Bank DEFAULTER; 
to stop providing any subsidy from 
Central Government in any 
month or financial QUARTER. 
In any Bank, the word, 'CASA' 
is nothing but a 
pool of public MONEY; 
but some borrowers regard 
the PSU Bank loan amount as 
any government sponsored HONEY. 
Gone are the days of keeping 
bad loans 'Under the CARPET'; 
it is always a good practice to 
wipe out any type of bad ASSET. 
Through different types of 
taxation system, Indian Government 
is doing the revenue GENERATION; 
fiscal deficit to be kept 
under control and it is also a 
challenge to tame INFLATION. 
Indian Government must become strict 
on defaulters as it will improve each 
and every PSU Bank's PROFITABILITY; 
then only, the dream of making Indian 
economy as a 5 trillion dollar economy 
will be a POSSIBILITY."- Arindam Sain

KAAPARH DOKAAN ER NAAM, 'JAMINI'; KAAPARH DOKAANI R NAAM, 'KAMINI'; KE JE KONTAA TAKHAN BUJHINI !!!

"Kaaparh dokaan er naam, 'JAMINI'; 
kaaparh dokaani r naam, 'KAMINI'; 
ke je kontaa takhan BUJHINI. 
Ei jamaj dui kanya r baba r naam 
Krishnakanta aar maa er naam MANMOHINI. 
Jamini r hoye gachey biye, 
choley gachey GERMANY; 
Kamini chilo kumari, seyi 
kaaparh er dokaan er DOKAANI. 
Ekdin porlum dhukey oi 
dokaan e kintey ekti JAAMA; 
Kaamini r soundarjyo dekheyi toh 
ghaayal hoye gelo ei 'Sudarshan SHARMA'. 
Jodi o ekta jaama 
holo amaar PACHANDO; 
kintu Kamini bolle, 'Oi jaama taa nin, 
otaa noy khub ekta MANDO.' 
Jeyi jaama ta kintey bollo, 
setaa ee nilum KINEY; 
ei kumari kanya chaalu botey, nijer 
premik ke thik niyechey se CHINEY. 
Oi computer bill er pechon e 
likhey diley ki ekta JANO; 
baari giye bhablum je hotath se 
taar phone number dilo KANO ! 
Mon er moddhey hocchilo gaan, 
'Kakhan tumi aasbe ONLINE; 
ei Saraswati Pujo r din e, hobe 
naaki tumi mor VALENTINE.' 
Jaai hok, onek bachar gachey periye, 
Durga pujo r samay Kolkata e 
esechilo amaar SAALI; 
se ki kaando, 
dujon ek ee baari te thaakle, 
konta je ke ami guliye FELI. 
Kamini ke Jamini 
bhebey bollum, 
'Tumi seyi ek ee rakam ee 
acho, Germany te giye 
ektu o hoyoni FARSHA'; 
orrey baba, Kamini dekhi pechon ghurey 
fosh kore bolle, 'Tomaar taholey tuktukey 
farsha meye ee chilo pachando, baaire 
kothay je ki kore beraccho, neyi tomaar 
opor amaar kono BHARSHA.' 
Ekhan jekhaneyi 
jaai na kano, 
kore kato PRASHNO; 
aar saali majhemoddhei eaarki mere boley, 
'aagey Kamini r mukh taa jachaai naa korey, 
kono mantabya korona JANO.'"- Arindam Sain