Monday, May 4, 2020

FOR BOTH THE WORKERS AND THE STATE GOVERNMENT, IT WILL BE A 'WIN-WIN' SITUATION !!!

"Due to lockdown, 
migrant workers will surely 
go back to their home STATE; 
when the lockdown will be lifted, 
out of fear psychosis, majority of 
those workers will not MIGRATE. 
When the good quality 
workers have come back 
to their home state 
with lots of EXPERIENCES; 
then the smart move of that 
home state administration should be 
to provide them employment in their 
home state only in many a CASES. 
For both the 
workers and the state 
government, it will be a 
'Win-Win' SITUATION; 
their experiences will be beneficial 
for different jobs and they will also 
vote for the ruling party in 
the upcoming ELECTION."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE TO BOWL SO MANY DOT BALLS BY STAYING INDOORS, EVEN IF WE FEEL BORED !!!

"Is alcohol more important 
in India than ANYTHING ?
in front of almost all liquor shops, 
no one is LISTENING; 
to the policemen who are trying so 
hard to maintain social DISTANCING. 
If the social distancing 
is not getting maintained, 
then the entire lockdown 
process may lose its SIGNIFICANCE; 
where some people are not abiding by the 
lockdown rules and regulations, strict 
measures must be taken to create an 
awareness about its IMPORTANCE. 
We are now bowling in 
the slog overs, where too 
many runs may get SCORED; 
but, we have to bowl so many 
dot balls by staying indoors, 
even if we feel BORED."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 3, 2020

O SEERAT, O SEERAT; TUMSE HAIN MOHABBAT !!!

"O Seerat, o SEERAT; 
tumse hain MOHABBAT. 
Jawab do, jawab do, 
tumko likhe hain joh KHAT; 
derh kis baat ki hain, jab tumhare dil mein 
bhi hain, mere liye itni CHAHAT. 

Hum toh nahi teh TAIYAAR; 
tum baane mere YAAR; 
phir kab ho gaya PYAR; 
karna hain aab IKRAAR. 

O Seerat, o SEERAT; 
tumse hain MOHABBAT. 
Jawab do, jawab do, 
tumko likhe hain joh KHAT; 
derh kis baat ki hain, jab tumhare dil mein 
bhi hain, mere liye itni CHAHAT. 

Raat o ki urhi hain NEEND; 
dil mein ek nayi UMMEED. 
Tera dil bhi hain TANHA; 
tu Radhe main KANHA. 

O Seerat, o SEERAT; 
tumse hain MOHABBAT. 
Jawab do, jawab do, 
tumko likhe hain joh KHAT; 
derh kis baat ki hain, jab tumhare dil mein 
bhi hain, mere liye itni CHAHAT. 

Karlo mera pyar SWEEKAR; 
naa karo aab INKAAR. 
Sirf tumhari hain yeh AMUL; 
karlo aab mera pyar KABOOL. 

O Seerat, o SEERAT; 
tumse hain MOHABBAT. 
Jawab do, jawab do, 
tumko likhe hain joh KHAT; 
derh kis baat ki hain, jab tumhare dil mein 
bhi hain, mere liye itni CHAHAT."- Arindam Sain

TUMAAR EI GAAN SHUNAAR POR NU AMI ARO TUMAAR PREM E PORI JAICHI, BUJHCHO AMAAR SONA BISHU BHATIALI !!!

"Nodi r jol aajkal 
besh swaccha o SHAANTO; 
jaal diye kota maach dhore, taarpor ranna 
kore kheye, ami ekhan ektu KLAANTO. 
Aaj toh 
abaar PURNIMA; 
ektu kaalsitey daag royeche, tobu o 
dhobdhobe saada aaj CHAANDMAMA. 
Suye achi nijer ee nouka e, raat er 
akaash er dikey TAAKIYE; 
majhemoddhe domka haaowa amaar 
nouka taa ke dicchey edikodik BAAKIYE. 
Ferryghat bandho achey 
ei maaron virus 
er ee JONNYO; 
kichu chaal, daal aar sabji daaye Ferryghat 
er paasher Block Office theke, taai dubela 
pet e porchey kichu ANNO. 
Sangsaar e amaar tamon keyu ee naai, 
kichu maash aageyi hoyechi ANATH; 
sabai amaake Bishu bole daake, 
kintu amaar pooro naam, BISWANATH. 
Ekhaankaar sab majhi raa ee 
amaar bondhu, ei nouka ee 
ekhan amaar BAARI; 
ekta maatir ghar chilo, ei kichudin aage, 
ekta bishaal jharh Odisha diye galo, kintu 
Sundarban e o korlo BARABARI; 
maati r ghar poreyi galo, lockdown 
er por abaar maati gaathbo aar 
kharh er aati teh lagaabo DORI. 
Poriskaar raat er akaash e 
jwaljwal korche kato TAARA; 
battery teh chala radio teh hocche baaul 
gaan, ki daarun laagche suntey oi EKTARA; 
amaar premika r katha mon e porche, bechara 
gharbandi hoye ache, amaar NAYANTARA. 
Tobe amader edike o 
maajhi bhai der o royechey 
ekdharan er nijaswa gaan, shonaabo 
jodi aasen konodin BAKKHALI; 
Nayantara ekdin bolechilo, 'tumaar ei 
gaan shunaar por nu ami aro tumaar 
prem e pori jaaichi, bujhcho amaar 
sona Bishu BHATIALI.'"- Arindam Sain

JODI RAAKHI LUKIYE, ROG TOH AAR JAABE NAA SERE; THIK SAMAY NAA NILEY BYABOSTHA, AARO PORBE CHORIYE CHAARIDHARE !!! !!!

"Jodi raakhi lukiye, 
rog toh aar jaabe naa SERE; 
thik samay naa niley byabostha, 
aaro porbe choriye CHAARIDHARE. 
Sab sadharan maanush ee 
toh aar bolchena 
mitthye KATHA; 
purono ration card niye neowa hoyeche, 
othocho onekeyi paayeni digital card, taai 
toh garam hoye jacchey sabaar MAATHA. 
Obhijog aasche sadharan maanush er 
thekeyi je onek jaayega e Ration 
Dealer raa ee korche DURNITI; 
police ke sesh parjyonto Ration dokaan er  
jhamela o metaate hocchey, emon sab Ration 
Dealer royeche hethay, hai re Bangaali JAATI ! 
Kichu kichu jaayega e prashashonik tatporota 
eto taa ee bhalo je chaal, daal, sabji bitaran er 
byabostha kato sundar o SHANTIPURNA; 
aar kichu jaayega e jaa hocchey maramari 
aar fatafati, je pooro bitaran prokriya ee 
roye jacche ASAMPURNA. 
Odike abaar sankraman er 
sathik sankhya niye 
tairi hoyechey BITARKA; 
aare aagey maanush jon baachuk 
ei mahamaari theke, pore hobe ekhan, 
eisab rajnoitik ANKA."- Arindam Sain

BE PREPARED FOR ANY TYPE OF HARDSHIP !!!

"BABLA: 'Oh ! Bill ! How come 
are you still UNMARRIED ? 
At this age, you may not get any woman 
younger than you to get MARRIED.'

BILL: 'I already have two sweet kids, 
forgot to tell you all, I am so SORRY; 
in two 'live in' relationships, I have scored two, 
looking for third one, but, I will never MARRY.'

BALA: 'Yeah ! that's why, I have spotted you 
many a times in front of that Kids SCHOOL; 
anyway, that's your life, whatever you have 
done, it is fine, that's really COOL. 
You are singlehandedly 
looking after your kids, 
that's quite TERRIBLE; 
you can give one kid to my neighboring 
married couple who are yet to concieve 
due to some health TROUBLE. 

BABLOO: 'Enjoyment before marriage 
without any PROTECTION; 
and too much usage of CONTRACEPTION; 
often leads to a SITUATION; 
where a woman has to go 
for 'In Vitrio FERTILIZATION'; 
if it also fails, then there is only one OPTION; 
just go for legal ADOPTION. 
Life has become so 
complex nowadays, and then 
at each and every step if there is 
any legal COMPLICATION; 
then, like Bill, so many people will surely 
live a life like a free bird which is also a 
winning strategy in these pandemic 
phases and that is also a social REVOLUTION.'

BABOOL: 'The virus can 
indirectly break any 
type of RELATIONSHIP; 
so many job losses will take place 
worldwide, so, be prepared for 
any type of HARDSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 2, 2020

SUKUMAR PUTRA SATYAJIT, PRATHAM DIKEY KORECHEN ONEK TATHYACHITRA; 'OSCAR' PURASKAR PELEN UNI JAKHAN PARICHAALONA KORLEN KATOGULO CHALACHITRA !!!

"'Goopi Gyne Bagha Byne' 
likhechilen UPENDRAKISHORE; 
'Sukumar Ray' r 'Abol Tabol' porechey 
Bangabhoomi r praaye sab KISHORE. 
Seyi samay gorey uthechilo 
Bangabhoomi teh ek sundar 
sahityacharcha r PARIBESH; 
konobhabheyi kintu bandho hoyni, 
barong prochur lok er aaro utsaaho niye 
prakashito hoyeche 'SANDESH'. 
Sukumar putra Satyajit, pratham dikey 
korechen onek TATHYACHITRA; 
'Oscar' puraskar pelen uni, jakhan 
parichaalona korlen katogulo CHALACHITRA'. 
Nijer Thakurda r lekha galpo ke 
teeni ee toh biswabikhyato kore tullen, 
se toh aar noy kaarur OJAANA; 
Goopi, Baagha, Hirakraj, Sabhakavi, Master, 
Charandas aar seyi magaj dholai ke ki aar 
konodin jaaye bhola, thik KINA ! 
'Apu' toh 'Feluda' r mato ee 
bikhyato MASHAI; 
'Jatayu' aar 'Maganlal Meghraj' ke thik 
onaader pechon saari teyi BOSAAI. 
'Teen Kanya' r 
'Nayak' toh aar 
chilen naa 'KAPURUSH'; 
tobe 'Jalshaghar' e 'Devi' darshan pele, 
'Shatranj Ke Khiladi' nijey ke bhaabe 
boiki ekti 'MAHAPURUSH'. 
Oi 'Jana Aranya' periye, 'Mahanagar' 
theke 'Kanchenjunga' r 'Abhijan' e, ei 
'Agantuk' er kono 'Pratidwandi' meltey 
paareni bishaal 'Shakha PROSHAKHA'; 
'Parash Pathar' chilen botey, je 
chalachitra ee korten, setaai bikhyato hoye 
jeto 'Ghare Baaire', onaar haath dhoreyi toh 
Cinema r purdah e 'Sonar Kella' DEKHA.' 
Sabaar priyo 'Manik Daa' naame porichito 
ei byaktitwo roibe chirokaal onek 
parichaalak er ee ADARSHA; 
dosora May te janmodin onaar, taai 
Bharatbarsha te udjapito hocche 
onaar JANMASHATOBARSHA."- Arindam Sain