'MERGER' CONCEPT WAS ALREADY THERE IN ODD SITUATIONS, AND MORE FOCUS WAS GIVEN ON 'MULTITASKING' !!!

"ROYAL ECONOMIST: 'The condition 

of the economy of your kingdom 

is now PATHETIC; 

on the other hand, due to this virus and other 

natural calamities, towards the people of this 

kingdom, you have to be SYMPATHETIC. 

When you are failing to capitalize 

on other options to EARN; 

then how to reduce the operational and 

redundant expenses, that you have to LEARN.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Are you giving a hint 

that from high level to root level, we have 

to merge so many DEPARTMEMTS; 

in certain national level bills, to reduce 

the expenses, we have to make 

some necessary AMENDMENTS.'

KING: 'It is not 

a bad idea, I think, 

at this JUNCTURE; 

after opening up of several departments, 

I have seen many people who 

became a person of lazy NATURE.'

HERMIT: 'Whenever there has 

been economic recessions 

in India, for getting the 

solutions; to the economists, 

they just keep on ASKING; 

but, if you ever read the history pages 

of our ancient India, you will see that 

'Merger' concept was already there in 

odd situations, and more focus was 

given on 'MULTITASKING'."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE LEAST BOTHERED ABOUT STREET LEVEL TRANSPORTATION OBSTACLES !!!

"EMPLOYER: 'You are a government servant, 

you have to come to office 

even if it is a LOCKDOWN; 

otherwise, I may post you to a 

very remote place which is 

far away from this TOWN.'

EMPLOYEE: 'As per my gross salary, 

on every working day, 

I earn per day, Rs. 500/-; 

in this lockdown phase, 

my daily conveyance expenses 

in taxis is around 400/-; 

I will not come to office from tomorrow, 

as by playing mobile games only, 

I can earn per day, at least Rs. 100/-.'

EMPLOYER: 'The Indian Government has 

not declared in any Circular that for 

government servants, we have to 

arrange some office sponsored VEHICLES;  

but government servants have to attend 

office in lockdown phases, we are least 

bothered about the street level 

transportation OBSTACLES.'"- Arindam Sain

THOUGH THE VIRUS IS SPREADING IN EACH AND EVERY COMMUNITY; BUT, IT IS WEAKENING DUE TO THE FORMATION OF 'HERD IMMUNITY' !!!

"Though the virus is spreading in 

each and every COMMUNITY; 

but, it is weakening due to the 

formation of 'Herd IMMUNITY.' 

There are so many cases 

of rapid CONTAMINATIONS; 

but the curing rate is also improving 

in India than other NATIONS. 

Ultimately, this virus will become 

just like any viral FEVER; 

then a vaccine may get discovered 

by the end of 2020 to cure it FOREVER. 

China succeeded 

against USA, but not 

against India at ALL; 

so, China may try to go for a war against 

India, but, USA is also warming up 

to win the tournament of BASEBALL. 

Except in few states, 

lockdown may be 

lifted COMPLETELY; 

but, social distancing, sanitization 

and wearing of masks to be 

maintained STRICTLY."- Arindam Sain

GAAMCHHA E BNAADHA ACHEY MURI; DUPUR E AAR RAAT E, KHACCHI KHICHURI !!!

"Gaamchha e bnaadha 

achey MURI; 

dupur e aar raat e, 

khacchi KHICHURI. 

Baandh BHENGECHEY; 

gaach PORECHEY; 

shashyakheth o jeh 

dubey GACHEY; 

bhaggyish chaal, daal, aloo 

surakkhito jaayega e raakha AACHEY. 

Lockdown er jerey 

chilum GRIHABANDI; 

ekhan je dekhchi hoye 

jaabo maanosik PRATIBANDI; 

parakriti ee dekhchi korchey juddho, hoyeche 

amader shaktishaali PRATIDWANDI; 

bojhaa daaye, kothay je aachey 'Sonaar Harin', 

'Raavan' aar 'Lakkhan er enkey deowaa GANDI'. 

Kaaj paaowa baa kora 

toh por er KATHA; 

ekhan khaabo ki, setaa ee 

ekhan MATHABYATHA. 

Ek metre er duratto bojaaye rekhe, mukhey 

mask porey, bhoy bhoy korechilum boiki 

besh bhalo ee CHAASH; 

kintu ekdin prabal gati teh 

dheye elo 'Amphan' tufaan, 

kore diye galo sab SARBANAASH. 

Nadir jal e, aar jharh e, 

shasya sab sesh, bazaar ei 

paaben naa sabji, jato ee felun TAAKA; 

jekhaane jharh bristi hoyni, sekhaane o 

hocchey nasto sab shasya, kaaron 

dheye aaschey pangapaal POKAA. 

Jehetu ei prakriti 

ei bachor pratiniyoto korey 

cholechey sab kichu BARBAAD; 

taai aamra amader graam e, ei bachor 

korbona Durga Pujo, etaa ee Bhagaban er 

biruddhey amader PRATIBAAD. 

Aasuk jato ee praakritik durjog, 

virus aar PANGAPAAL; 

chinta neyi, sabaar ghar e ontoto 

aachey aloo, dal aar CHAAL. 

Gaamchha e bnaadha 

achey MURI; 

duper e aar raat e, 

khacchi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain

CESC STAFFS ARE NOT WOODCUTTERS, BUT, STILL, THEY ARE TRYING HARD, PROVIDING FULL SUPPORT AND COOPERATION !!!

"BABLOO: 'Why CESC staffs are not 

cutting down trees, we are paying 

CESC so much BILLS; 

without electricity, there are 

so many problems, can't CESC staffs 

understand, how it FEELS !'

BABOOL: 'CESC staffs are not woodcutters, 

but, still they are trying hard, providing 

full support and COOPERATION; 

as CESC is a private organization, that does 

not mean, that the CESC staffs have to do 

all the jobs of any Municipal CORPORATION.'

BAABLA: 'The monopoly business of CESC 

in Kolkata must not remain for LONG; 

if the Bangabhoomi Government allows other 

firms also, then there is nothing WRONG.'

BALA: 'CESC is not providing 

electricity services in the 

district areas to do BUSINESS; 

does that mean, that after sunset, the villagers 

of those district areas will have to practice 

living in the DARKNESS.'"- Arindam Sain

O MEENA, O MEENA; SIRF TERA HEE DEEWANA; HAIN YEH MUNNA !!!

"O Meena, o MEENA; 

sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 

hain yeh MUNNA. 

Humse dur naa JAANA; 

samjho naa humein BEGAANA; 

yeh gulaab hain meri taraf se, ek NAZRAANA;  

tumko aati hain 

mera dil CHURAANA; 

humein aata hain 

bhari mehfil mein ikraar KARNA. 

Chahey kitna bhi shaktishaali kyon 

naa ho tumhari woh goonda ANNA; 

mere jaise sacchey aashique se naa 

takraaye, yeh baath usko samjha DENA. 

Aaj mausam hain SUHAANA; 

chorho bhi yeh sab BAHAANA; 

pyar toh tum bhi bahut karti ho mujhse, 

aab kyon hain CHUPAANA; 

jab yeh do dil pyar karta hain ek 

doosre se, tab kyon hain SHARMAANA. 

O Meena, o MEENA, 

sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 

hain yeh MUNNA."- Arindam Sain

THOSE WHO WERE BECOMING ROBOTS OR BUSY BEES; ARE MENTALLY HUMANS AGAIN AFTER EXPLORING THEIR CHILDHOOD HOBBIES !!!

"When the virus started 

attacking us, there was 

a 'Lockdown' DECLARATION; 

leaders of so many developed nations 

had a laugh at it, but, the whole world 

is now praising 'INDIA' NATION. 

In the initial phase of lockdown, lots of 

people's mentality was filled with 

frustrations and NEGATIVITY; 

their mind became positive and refreshed 

when they started exploring themselves by 

focusing on their own skills of CREATIVITY. 

Barbers may lose some 

of their customers as some people 

have become great HAIRSTYLISTS; 

to reach the office or native place, some 

people kept on cycling for so many 

kilometers to become good CYCLISTS. 

Some homemakers had to deal with their 

aggressive husbands in the initial lockdown 

phase, as if their husbands are BEASTS; 

some people kept on painting 

or singing on these days to feel 

themselves like budding ARTISTS. 

When homemakers were becoming 

too angry, their husbands grabbed 

the opportunities of COOKING; 

the homemakers then got 

some time for some sweet 

yummy cake BAKING. 

Some married couples 

who were having tough times, 

have now started to love each OTHER; 

students and kids have learned to learn 

online, so, no problem for their studies, 

even if there is any lockdown FURTHER. 

Those who were becoming 

robots or busy BEES; 

are mentally humans again after exploring 

their childhood HOBBIES."- Arindam Sain