Saturday, June 27, 2020

KHAAO BESHI KORE KHAATI GORU R DOODH, MADHU, TOK DOI, MAACH AAR DEEM; JATO EE GARAM PORUK NAA KANO, KHEYO NAA BESHI COLD DRINKS EBONG ICE CREAM !!!

"Khaao beshi kore khaati goru r doodh, 
madhu, tok doi, maach, maangso aar DEEM; 
jato ee garam poruk naa kano, kheyo naa 
beshi cold drinks ebong ice CREAM. 
Khetey toh hobeyi 
phalmul o SHAAKSHABJI; 
jato ee maangsho khaaona 
kano dubiye KABJI. 
Roj ee toh dekhchi, 
hocche record SANKRAMAN; 
ei virus kintu abaar 
korche firti AAKRAMAN. 
Mask baa rumaal shudhu baadhleyi 
hobena, roj ogulo ke bhaalo 
kore dhuteyo HOBE; 
jodi o ei virus er proti, dheere dheere 
maanush er moddhe ekta protirodh 
shakti kramosho BAARBE. 
Aager tulonaa e, 
komeche MRITYUHAAR; 
beshi kore jol khaao, aar karo 
ekdum pet poorey AHAAR. 
Ghoom kintu ontoto diney 
choy ghanta khub ee JORURI; 
gym e naai baa geley, ektuadhtu yoga 
byaam korley kintu baarbe naa oi BHURI. 
Eto hocchey sankraman abaar, je ekhan 
abaar besh bhalobhabeyi samaajik 
durottwo meney cholaa DARKAAR; 
abaar ektu sachetan hote hobe boiki 
ebong besh duschinta e royechey kendriya 
ebong sab rajya SARKAAR."- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, GIRLS WANT TO KICK OUT THEIR FATHER-IN-LAW, MOTHER-IN-LAW JUST AFTER THE MARRIAGE; THAT'S WHY, THERE IS AN INCREASE IN OLDAGE HOMES IN THIS MODERN AGE !!!

"Nowadays, girls want to kick out their father-in
-law, mother-in-law just after the MARRIAGE; 
that's why, there is an increase in 
oldage homes in this modern AGE. 
Recently, what became viral, 
is actually a Kolkata video FOOTAGE; 
where a married woman is beating up 
her husband out of RAGE. 
The concept of 'Nuclear Family' became 
predominant when due to job transfers, 
there were MIGRATIONS; 
but, afterwards, the selfish psychology of 
the married women to have their own 'Nuclear 
Family' brought social DEGRADATIONS. 
But, in rural areas, everyone 
of the same family always wants 
to stay close to each OTHER; 
because, otherwise, that family may 
lose their ancestral territories and 
social strength in that village FURTHER. 
But, where, there exists 
a cosmopolitan CULTURE; 
there lies the 'Nuclear 
Family' STRUCTURE. 
Due to so much humiliations from their 
respective daughter-in-laws, the old people 
are frequently going for PILGRIMAGE; 
the people of this generation 
must save money to go for 
world tour after their retirement AGE. 
If your kids and their spouses are humiliating 
you, not taking care of you, then you can 
easily change your 'property will' ANYDAY; 
your donation to many poor families will 
change their life and may come out of the 
poverty factors of TODAY."- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 26, 2020

A RECENT DEATH CASE OF A CELEBRITY CAN BE A CLASSIC ONE; BEHIND THE COLD- BLOODED CRIME, WHO IS THAT 'SOMEONE' ?

"A recent death case of a 
celebrity can be a classic ONE; 
behind the cold-blooded 
crime, who is that 'SOMEONE' ? 
Policemen just go by the 
reports of forensic and other 
medical analysis during INVESTIGATION; 
but, the smart and experienced detectives 
can smell the rats who are trying to divert 
the case in different DIRECTION. 
Don't just believe blindly, the 
pictorial presentation that you SEE; 
Not only a swimmer, also be a diver to 
explore the deep secrets of the SEA. 
To save their own income tax, you may 
have seen many rich persons who are 
trying to become a 'ROBINHOOD'; 
why a person will welcome death so 
suddenly, when all was going well for 
him and he was in a good MOOD ? 
Secrets are there in the 
reasons of RELOCATION; 
was there any invisible triangle 
in that love RELATION ? 
You get attracted towards the 'City of 
Dreams' to fulfill your passion and HOBBY; 
but, there exists a trap, an ambience 
of plastic smile and jealousy with a LOBBY. 
A King's son cannot 
always become a KING; 
but, the ugly politics start 
revolving around this THING. 
Whenever no orders are made 
for a detailed high level INVESTIGATION; 
the detectives must doubt on some 
leaders of top ADMINISTRATION. 
After repeated violent interrogations 
of all the suspects repeatedly, 
nothing remains hidden at ALL; 
while looking at bigger issues, detectives often 
fail to collect the clues from the issues which 
apparently looked quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

RUSSIA ALSO KNOWS VERY WELL THAT THE 'ONE STEP BACKWARD' STRATEGY BY CHINA IS JUST AN EYEWASH; AND INDIA IS WELL PREPARED FOR THE 3RD WORLD WAR, AS ITS MOVEMENT IS STEADY AND STRATEGIC, BUT, NOT IN A RUSH !!!

"Russia also knows very well 
that the 'one step backward' strategy 
by China is just an EYEWASH; 
and India is well prepared for the 
3rd World War, as its movement is steady 
and strategic, but, not in a RUSH. 
If China declares a war, 
the 'South China Sea' will be 
the best strategic REGION; 
the neighbouring countries of 
China will unite against China 
for one common REASON. 
The Chinese common people are planning 
to go for big revolts to bring a REVOLUTION; 
so confused indeed, is the Communist 
President of China NATION. 
North Korea is again 
underestimating South Korea, 
which is again a BLUNDER; 
Japan is observing everything, and 
suddenly, China may lose some of 
its key islands, no WONDER. 
Nepal is daydreaming as like the 
Chinese government, their 
government is also COMMUNIST; 
but, God save Nepal, 
if Nepal gets included in 
Indian Armed Forces 'Hit LIST'. 
When the Chinese soldiers will start to die 
in large numbers in the upcoming 
3rd World War, the Chinese economy 
may face the thorn of 'One Child POLICY'; 
on the other hand, the 3rd World War will be a 
blessing in disguise for China, as for the first 
time in China, there will be a political system 
based only on 'DEMOCRACY.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR EVERY 5TH TIME PASSBOOK PRINT IN EACH MONTH, IN A SINGLE SAVINGS ACCOUNT; AN 'EXCESSIVE PASSBOOK PRINTING SERVICE CHARGE' WILL BE DEDUCTED OF A REASONABLE AMOUNT !!!

"Useful time is wasted for bankers due to unnecessary passbook PRINTING; 
in this age of 'SMS Alert' system and 'ATM', 
why the passbook printing will cost NOTHING ? 
For every 5th time passbook print in each 
month, in a single savings ACCOUNT; 
an 'Excessive Passbook Print Service Charge' 
will be deducted of a reasonable AMOUNT. 
For rural branches, it will be Rs. 55/-; 
and for non-rural branches, it will be Rs. 75/-. 
For all the PSU banks, it will surely 
increase the 'Other INCOME'; 
the customers will start to prefer 'banking apps', 
'internet banking' and 'ATM', which is AWESOME. 
In almost all PSU Banks, so many people have 
reached the time of their job RETIREMENT; 
but, in respect to the numbers of retired people, 
there has been a lesser RECRUITMENT. 
As in each and every branch 
of any PSU Bank, there is 
a staff SHORTAGE; 
even in rural remote area branches, 
it is time to make 'SMS Alert' system 
mandatory at this digital AGE."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAO CHURI HOYE JAAYE, EKTI VIRUS EBONG EKTI JHARH ER TRAAN; KOTHAO SHLILOTAHAANI THEKE BAACHATE GIYE, CHOLEY JAAYE PRAAN !!!

"Kothao churi hoye jaaye, ekti 
virus ebong ekti jharh er TRAAN; 
kothao shlilotahaani theke 
baachate giye, choley jaaye PRAAN. 
Camera r saamne NAATAKBAAJI; 
aar camera shorey geleyi, khaaye DEEGBAAJI. 
Meye taa r maa galo MAARA; 
taai toh porlo DHORAA; 
taai toh aaj khabor er 
shironaam e royechey, 'BAGNAN'; 
eta o ki 'Park Street' kaando naaki, jethaye 
ekti meye r charitra keyi korbe ASOMMAAN. 
Kothao jano esechey 
ekta adbhut BHEETI; 
taai jaah paaro lutey naao ei taaley, 
jodi 2021 e, sarkar jaaye bodley RAATARAATI. 
Jato ee hok naa 
kusti baa KABADDI; 
2021 e kintu, ei Bangabhoomi teh 
larai hobe besh HADDAHADDI."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

SE VIRUS ER TOREY, E JAGAT JANO HOYUCHI GOTEY MAHA RANAKHETRA; BHAKTI O SHRADDHA R KUNO OBHAABH NAAI, TOBU KICHUTA HOILEY O, E BYATSAR FAAKA FAAKA LAAGUCHI E 'SHRIKHETRA' !!!

"Se virus er torey, 
e jagat jano hoyuchi 
gotey maha RANAKHETRA; 
bhakti o shraddha r kuno obaabh naai, 
tobu kichuta hoiley o, e byatsar faaka 
faaka laaguchi e 'SHRIKHETRA'. 
E jagat e 
keho noy ANAATH; 
sabaar rakkha koriba paayi, 
sadaa jagraata 'Jai JAGANNATH'. 
Aaji e din o, sabu samaan 
hoyuchi, keho nohe Raja, 
keho nohe BRITHYA; 
sabu maatichi e utsavo re, samaan 
taal e, taal e, biswabikhyato hoyuchi 
e ratha yatra r NRITYA. 
Naa khaailey jilaapi aaji, 
paaibo naa je MAJAA; 
mela busey naai toh ki hoila, khaaibi aaji pet 
bhori ki, khichuri bhog aar papad BHAAJA. 
Sabu bhaktomon e, 
dur nu koruchi, Jagannath, 
Subhadra o Balaram re PRANAAM; 
mon e roila asha, je aagaami 
byatsar o re, e ratha yatra re 
hoibo baro ee DHUMDHAAM."- Arindam Sain