Thursday, July 16, 2020

IF YOU ARE A SMART FARMER WITH A GOOD INTENTION; THEN YOU WILL SURELY GET 3% INTEREST SUBVENTION !!!

"If you are a smart farmer 
with a good INTENTION; 
then you will surely get 
3% interest SUBVENTION. 
A 'Kisan Credit Card' is actually 
a magic card or trump card 
for any farmer NOWADAYS; 
by showing the 'Kisan Credit Card', 
a farmer can get many types of 
facilities and subsidies in many WAYS. 
Try not to be a defaulter 
or try to avoid penalty interest 
as much as POSSIBLE; 
so, depositing some amount of money 
in your KCC loan account every month 
is a smart strategy and is quite FEASIBLE. 
You will feel happy as you will 
earn 3% interest cashback 
and there will be no 
penalty interest at ALL; 
also, at the end of any financial year, you will not 
feel any monetary pressure as you have 
deposited interest amount every month, even if 
the amount is quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

SAKAAL E ONEKEYI KHAAYE KAANCHA CHHOLA, DU CHAAMOCH MADHU BAA KATOGULO KAAJU BADAAM; KAANCHA HOLUD, KAALMEGH ER RASH, CHHOLAR CHAATU R SARBATH BAA BHUSHI R SARBATH KHELE O, EMNI EE SEREY JAABE ONEK BYARAAM !!!

"Soundarjye bhora suryoday r AAKAASH; 
ki pariskar ei sakaal er BAATAASH. 
Din er shuru teyi ektu hoye jaak 
path chala, ektu dour jhaap, 
aar ektu yog BYAAM; 
keyu keyu abaar mandir e pujo 
ditey jaan, taa se hok 'Kali', 'Shiv', 
'Ganesh', 'Bajrangbali' baa 'RADHESHYAM'. 
Sakaal e onekeyi khaaye 
kaancha chhola, du chaamoch 
madhu baa katogulo kaaju BADAAM; 
kaancha holud, kaalmegh er rash, cholaar 
chaatu r sarbath baa bhushi r sarbath khele o, 
emni ee serey jaabe onek BYARAAM. 
Oi tel e bhajha kochuri aar chola r daal baa 
aloo r dum, shorir er kono kaaj e LAAGENA; 
taar theke barong je, garam doodh baa tok doi 
baa seddho deem khaaye, seyi beshi SEYAANA. 
Dupur er khabaar e, obosyo ee thaakbe 
saak sabji ebong paatilebu, aar paarle 
roj chibiye khaan ontoto ekta 
sobuj kaacha LANKA; 
thorh er tarkaari, soya bari r torkaari, aloo 
jhingey posto r tarkaari ebong ucchey baa 
neem-begun o kheye raakhun, jato ee 
baaruk virus sankraman er SANKHYA. 
Roj khaan maach, paneer, 
deem baa MAANGSHO; 
apnaakeyi aagey sustho thaakte hobe, 
bhoy neyi, ei prithibi hocche naa DHANGSHO. 
Roj bikel e khaan 
gutikoyek apple baa KALA; 
chaa paan korun khaati chaal bhajha chebote 
chebote, ekdum jomey jaabe SANDHYEBELA. 
Ei virus, fushfush keyi 
aakraman korey, taarpor 
chaalaye taandav, kore khub BARABARI; 
amader baarate hobe protirodh khamota, 
taai kichudin naai baa korlen beshi 
dhumpaan, oi ciggarette baa BIRI."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

BISHAAKTO EI VISWA BARTAMAN E, EI VIRUS ER MAYAJAAL E; JE ACHO JETHAY, ACHO KI BENCHEY, EI CORONAKAAL E !!!

"Bishaakto ei viswa bartaman e, 
ei virus er MAYAJAAL E; 
je acho jethay, acho ki 
benchey, ei CORONAKAAL E ? 
Aaj achey, toh kaal 
se neyi, hotath MRITYU; 
eta ee vaastav, eta ee satya, 
neyi er moddhe kono 'kano' baa 'KINTU'. 
Jatokkhon aache JEEBAN; 
charidik jano MAYABAN; 
sab ee emon bhaabe ghorey, 
jano kono gaari r CHAAKA; 
abaar onyo konojon aasey boiki, 
jakhan kono sthaan hoye jaaye FNAAKA. 
Keyu jaanena, katodin 
dhore cholbe ei 
rahasyamoyee MRITYULEELA; 
'Jeeban' aar 'Jeebika' r moddhyikhaan e 
porey, maanush er moddhey ki 
baarchey kono maanosik JWAALA ! 
Maanush er hriday kintu ajaanteyi 
hoye jacche besh nishtoor o SHAKTO; 
kaaron ei virus er jonnyo, pooro prithibi 
taa ee hoye gache BISHAAKTO."- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 13, 2020

WHENEVER THERE IS A DEMAND FOR A 'TIME MACHINE' IN YOUR MIND; YOUR BRAIN PRESSES THE FANTASTIC BUTTON OF 'REWIND' !!!

"Whenever there is a demand for 
a 'Time Machine' in your MIND; 
your brain presses the 
fantastic button of 'REWIND'. 
When your heart is fully fed up 
of all those daily practical WORRIES; 
your brain is really doing a great job by making 
you nostalgic with all those sweet MEMORIES. 
Your ears also 
play a vital role to 
change your MOODS; 
when it is really listening to any music 
with full attention to let you feel like a 
bird flying over the hills, rivers and WOODS. 
Life is a game 
of 'Chess' between 
'Truth' and 'LIES'; 
your brain does not decide the 
actual definition of 'Beauty', as this final 
judgement is taken only by your EYES. 
Girls do get impressed when 
you give them any red ROSE; 
but the good smell of perfume is 
also necessary to impress their NOSE. 
If you are expert 
in giving good 
romantic SMILES; 
your partner is always ready to 
explore the new places while 
traveling with you miles after MILES. 
It is not just enough 
to look smart, decent 
and well DRESSED; 
sometimes, the 'taste buds' and 
the 'stomach' must enjoy delicious 
foods to feel fully IMPRESSED. 
All the organs of any 
human body is quite 
predictable, except the 'HEART'; 
maybe, that's why, in the dictionary of love 
and romance, there are various types of 
meaning of the word, 'HURT'."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 12, 2020

AGAIN, WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL AND ADJUST; ANOTHER STRICT LOCKDOWN IS A MUST !!!

"Again it is a very 
alarming SITUATION; 
as the virus is succeeding to 
create several cycles of CONTAMINATION. 
Again, we have to be very careful and ADJUST; 
another strict lockdown phase is a MUST. 
The virus is targeting to go for a 
massive 'Community SPREADING'; 
'test, test and test', and take actions 
based on testing kits READING. 
The common people 
of any locality must not panic 
but should help the ADMINISTRATION; 
to monitor the patients in isolation 
during their quarantine period by 
providing timely INFORMATION. 
Sanitization of non-living objects 
including all public transport vehicles 
must also start again at any COST; 
again it is becoming a deadly warzone, 
be safe, be sanitized, otherwise, many 
lives may be LOST."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, July 11, 2020

TO BUY SOMETHING, A CUSTOMER CAN SELL ANY GROCERY, GARMENTS, ELECTRONICS, FURNITURE AND STATIONERY ITEM !!!

"BABLOO: 'Finally, we have made the 
legally registered partnership DEED; 
now, we will open an innovative 
shopping mall INDEED.'

BABOOL: 'All the 
transactions 
in our 
shopping 
mall 
will be fully CASHLESS; 
neither for buying any item nor for 
selling any item, there will be no cash 
money and the prices will be quite LESS.

BAABLA: 'In the selling 
counter, say, a customer 
came with 5 Kg RICE; 
from the buying counter he will have to buy 
any item by showing the 'Sale Price Token' 
(SPT) of Rs. 50*5, that is, Rs. 250/- PRICE.'

BALA: 'To buy something, 
a customer can sell any 
grocery, garments, electronics, 
furniture and stationery ITEM; 
our team members are always ready for 
price negotiations, providing offers and 
discounts in the first ever shopping mall 
based only on 'Barter SYSTEM.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN THERE IS 'DENGUE' OR 'MALARIA', KILLING THE MOSQUITOES OF THAT AREA SHOULD BE THE FIRST PRIORITY !!!

"Once a cop, always a cop, 
but, some traitors do EXIST; 
and they help the anti-socials 
who treat the cops just like any BEAST. 
Whenever any gangster succeeds 
in its criminal OPERATION; 
it means, that they got the information 
about the cops' plan of EXECUTION. 
A senior cop must not say anything about 
his next plans to his SUBORDINATE; 
the best time to counterattack the anti-socials 
is, when they go underground or HIBERNATE. 
When the criminal cases under judicial 
system are intentionally kept SLOW; 
and the crime rate in several areas 
are not becoming LOW; 
the 'Special Task Force' has 
to work from BELOW; 
to give those anti-socials, 
the final BLOW. 
When there is 'Dengue' or 'Malaria', 
killing the mosquitoes of that area 
should be the first PRIORITY; 
we salute the cops of 'Mumbai', 'Telengana',
'Uttar Pradesh', who really have so much 
patriotic & courageous QUALITY."- Arindam Sain