Friday, February 26, 2021

WHENEVER I VISIT THIS HILLY AREA, I REALLY ENJOY THE ROMANTIC AMBIENCE AND FRESH AIR !!!

"BOY: 'Whenever I visit this 
hilly area, I really enjoy the 
romantic ambience and fresh AIR; 
and you look so beautiful 
indeed with your long 
black silky HAIR; 
in the balcony of this cottage 
at the top of the hill, I love to sit 
on this special wooden CHAIR; 
after coming to your village area every 
weekend, as per your feedback, 
maybe, I look so DEBONAIR.'

GIRL: 'For how many more days, 
we will meet each other secretly 
like this, what is there to HIDE; 
when it is true love and 
the romance is pure, then 
it is the time to DECIDE; 
that when can we start 
our fantastic journey of our 
love relationship with a joy RIDE; 
I live alone here with my old granny, and 
on weekdays, I really miss you, when I 
don't find you sitting by my SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

MAANDHAATA R AAMOL ER SOFTWARE, BEHAAL LINK, KOM STAFF, SABMILIYE EKKEBAARE BHAANGA JAHAAJ !!!

"E je kaake dilo seshmesh 
arthaneeti r RAJPAATH; 
jwaalani r daam o baarche, abaar 
keteyo jacche jungle er gaach er KAATH. 
Ekjon khacche gorrha e, 
aar ekjon aaga e, bhugchey 
seyi MADHYABITTA; 
desh er arthaneeti chuloy jaak, 
sabai je dekhi oi bekaar 
nongra rajneeti teyi MATTA. 
Er saathe taakey jorey, 
taar saathe EKEY; 
sab je ek ee goyaal er goru, apnaar 
mulyabaan vote taa tahole deben KAAKEY. 
Nirbachan er aagey kato ee naa 
rango eder, maatro paanch taaka e, 
keyu dicche bhaath er saathe deem, 
toh keyu dicche bhaath er saathe MAACH; 
shulko baariye bhortuki debaar ki 
je maane, ki jaanu baapu, otirikto saar 
diley kintu sudhu pokaa ee morena, 
morey jaaye boiki onek GAACH. 
Aar rastrayatto bank gulo r hotath 
sangjuktikaran dekhle, mon e hoteyi 
paare, je binaa megh ei bujhi porlo BAAJ; 
maandhaata aamol er software, 
behaal link, kom staff, sabmiliye 
ekkebaare bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Abaar utheche huzoog, je, 
katogulo rastrayatto bank er 
korte hobe BESARKARIKARAN; 
oi itihaas er paatagulo e, kano 
'Mohammad bin Tughluq' eto bikkhyaato 
chilo, sabaar kintu jaana ache seyi KAARAN. 
Praaye sab sarkaari sansthagulo ke 
besarkaari kore diye, jakhan Sarkar 
nitey chaaiche naa kono DWAAITYA; 
taahole pore r nirbachan e, vote er 
maddhyam ei, sarkari kormi raa raakhbena 
ei Sarkar er kono ASTITWA."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 21, 2021

NOWADAYS, TO IMPROVE NET OPERATING PROFITS, PSU BANKS HAVE TO BE SMART AND BOLD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Nowadays, to improve 
net operating profits, PSU Banks 
have to be smart and BOLD; 
by putting certain amount 
in defaulter's savings account 
on automatic HOLD.' 

BABOOL: 'If no interest is paid in 
loan account for 60 days, then, 
from the savings account, there 
must be automatic DEDUCTION; 
even in 'Lok Adalat' and 'SARFAESI' cases, 
the staffs of local courts must fully 
cooperate with banks as per their 
powers under their JURISDICTION.'

BABLA: 'Restriction on third party 
cash deposit at FBC points will 
indirectly solve the branch level 
cash deposit DEFICIENCY; 
due to cash handling charges 
and other taxes on cash transactions, 
the cashless economy will 
bring more EFFICIENCY.'

BALA: 'Once a savings account is 
opened, the Passbook, ATM Card 
and Chequebook must be directly 
delivered to customer's ADDRESS; 
the password of ATM card to be generated 
by OTP at ATM center by the customer and 
automatic service charges to be deducted 
to improve the BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 ON 19.02.2021 !!!

"On 19th February 2021, in the Derby match, 
the East Bengal goalkeeper was too BUSY; 
as to tame Roy Krishna and 
David Williams is not so EASY. 
Though, the touches 
were SMALL; 
but, Roy Krishna gave 
the lead in Derby FOOTBALL. 
To a long throw from an East Bengal 
player, Tiri's header to score an 
own goal was a silly MISTAKE; 
Bright kept on attacking, but, 
the defensive strategy of 
Mohun Bagan was never at STAKE. 
David Williams made 
it 2-1, and then, Javi 
hammered the last NAIL; 
Mohun Bagan thrashed East Bengal by 3-1, 
and Roy Krishna once again emerged as 
a Hero, without any FAIL."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, February 20, 2021

VIDYA O BUDDHI THAAKLE, JE KONO PARISTHITI TEH, BADLAANO JAAYE BHAGGYA !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Keyu ekbaar o 
porashona korte bolena 
aajker DINEY; 
sab boigulo ee baa 
kano Maa Saraswati r murti r 
paashe rekhey diyi ke JAANEY. 
Maa Saraswati r aashirvaad peley 
ki Maa Lakkhi regey jaan naaki, 
ei prashno o je jaage MON E; 
dhan o daulat baro, 
naa vidya o buddhi baro, 
ei maanav JIBON E.'

GURU: 'Vidya o buddhi ee baro, 
kaaron er jonnyo kete jaaye mon er 
bhetor er ahetuk o adrishya BHEETI; 
ei vidya o buddhi bojaaye raakhte 
sekhaaye amader oitihyo, 
parampara ebong SANSKRITI. 
Vidya o buddhi thaakle, 
je kono paristhithi teh, 
badlaano jaaye BHAGGYA; 
dhan o daulat thaakleyi toh aar 
howaa jaayena sukhi, taar jonnyo 
korte hoy vidya arjan er JAGGYA.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 15, 2021

BUT, STILL, WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK WITH A VERSION WHICH IS SO OLD !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'We were not aware of the 
fact that the Bancslinc CBS software 
used by 'Allahabadians' was so UPDATED; 
as now the 'Indians' will have to provide 
services in all the regions, so, it is time to 
upgrade those software which are OUTDATED. 
Also, the number of branches 
as well as customers have 
increased as on DATE; 
as many branches are in 
remote rural areas, therefore, 
many customers are still ILLITERATE.'

RAMPRASAD: 'We always had 
a diversified portfolio whereas 
you guys always focused more 
on loans against GOLD; 
so many easy and customized 
user friendly upgradation was done 
in our CBS, but, still, why you guys are 
stuck with a version which is so OLD. 
In metro areas, customers 
went digital, but in rural areas, 
they still rely and feel more confident 
to get services from branch level ITSELF; 
but, in your old version, there are so much 
redundancy, overrides, frequent patch run, so, 
will it not hamper customer services, you ask 
this question to YOURSELF.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO EKTA YUVAK KE AAMRA HARALAAM; BODHOY TAAI JONNYO EE CHATURDIKE PRATIBAAD KORTE NEMECHE 'BAAM' !!!

"Kano ekta yuvak ke 
aamra HARALAAM; 
tobe ki police er maar er 
jonnyo ee, maara galo 'Maidul ISLAM'. 
Bodhoy taai jonnyo ee chaturdike 
pratibaad korte nemeche 'BAAM'; 
taai taara raasta e nemey janacche 
taader proyaato comrade ke, 'Laal SALAAM'. 
Annyay er biruddhe 
larai ke jaayena rokhaa, 
jato ee maaruk DAANDA; 
sadharan maanush e raa gorje 
uthche, taai ki bhoy pacche 
oisab 'Cut Money' khaowa GUNDA. 
Hoyto 'Laal Brigade' er vote 
sankhya gache KOMEY; 
kintu comrade raa ekhano larai 
korte jaane, jaayeni taara DOMEY. 
Uchit shaasti chaai, 
taai hok ei mrityu r 
sathik TADANTA; 
praaye sabai prashno korche, 
jeh Bangabhoomi teh kobe 
abaar firbey GANATANTRA."- Arindam Sain