Tuesday, March 9, 2021

NO CURRENT SHOULD FLOW AT THAT TIME THROUGH ANY ELECTRICAL WIRE !!!

"Whenever there will 
be a breakout of a FIRE; 
always ensure that no current should 
flow at that time through any electrical WIRE. 
The newly recruited inspectors who are in 
charge of electrical audit or fire audit 
of multi-storeyed buildings are 
not so good as CHECKERS; 
so, prevention is better than cure, henceforth, 
be alert about the electrical connections, get 
it checked by electricians twice a year, and 
don't forget to install 'Circuit BREAKERS'. 
For 'Fire Brigade' staffs, the training 
courses must be upgraded with the 
syllabus of new international smart 
strategies and MODERNIZATION; 
regular recruitment of people and creating 
senior experienced leaders to lead any 
emergency operation will provide security 
as well as success for the ORGANIZATION. 
Whenever there is a fire in the 
building, as per the basic rules, 
never ever use the LIFT; 
look for windows, emergency doors 
or any safe open space, from where 
you can make a secured SHIFT. 
Unlike in corporate offices, in the 
government sector offices, the 
mock drill based on fire alarms is 
not given any importance at ALL; 
fire can break out in any office building, 
be careful, start implementing mock drill 
on one particular day every month, 
it is time to take the CALL."- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 8, 2021

WOW ! THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE SHOWING 180; REALLY, BJP IN BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING SO MIGHTY !!!

"KING: 'The recent meeting of BJP in 
Brigade Parade Ground on 7th March 2021 
is clearly indicating that for a fantastic 
political battle, the stage is very well SET; 
you guys are already doing a survey, 
so, can you somewhat predict that in 
Bangabhoomi Assembly Election of 2021, 
how many seats can BJP GET ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'In total, adding up 
all the seats in Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 
Jalpaiguri, Kalimpong, Darjeeling 
and Dinajpur, BJP may get 23; 
even in South 24 Parganas, 
BJP may put up a great 
show and surprise 
everyone by getting 23; 
in Bankura, Purba Bardhaman 
and especially in Paschim 
Bardhaman, in total, BJP 
may get another 23. 
The trend of the last Lok Sabha 
election is showing that the voters 
of North 24 Parganas may gift BJP with 22; 
the real change as well as challenge will 
come from Midnapore, where out of 
31 seats, BJP may secure 22. 
In each district of Howrah, Hooghly 
and Nadia, BJP may get 10; 
even in Murshidabad, BJP 
may give a good bite with a 10. 
In total, in Malda, Jhargram and 
Purulia, BJP may get 14; 
in Kolkata and Birbhum, the total 
seats secured by BJP may be just 13.'

HERMIT: 'Wow ! The survey 
results are showing 180; 
really, BJP in Bangabhoomi is 
becoming so MIGHTY.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 7, 2021

JATO TUKU DARKAAR, TATO TUKU THAAKLEYI HOLO !!!

"BECHARAM: 'Jaader jato beshi paisa, 
dekhi taader poshaak er maap jaaye KOMEY; 
ekta bar er waiter hisebe kaaj kori aami, 
ki bolbo bhai, era kato je neechey NAAMEY. 
Amaar dada je baro byabsadar er baari te 
kore chaakor er kaaj, se byata sab 
samay ee BYAASTO; 
khub mepejhupe khaaye, 
pran khuley haasena, byata sab 
samay ee jano khub CHINTAAGRASTO. 
Amaar chele meye raa, 
pant ektu chirrey geleyi,
ekdum daaye FELEY; 
othocho baro lok e der chele 
meye gulo cherra jeans er pant pore 
ghorey, aar etaa ee naaki notun style BOLEY.'

KENARAM: 'Jato ee oi bideshi 
sanstha gulo maaruk amaader 
pukur er jal e DHEEL; 
amraa gorib baa madhyabitto raa 
chirokaal ee bojaaye raakhbo Bharatiya 
sanskriti r oitihyo o thaakbo RAKKHANSHEEL. 
Kichu baro lok e raa bhaabe je taara hoye 
gache aadhunik, jehetu taara korche 
paschyatto sabhyataa r ANUKARON; 
othocho eder ee chele meye der biye r 
samay dekhi kato ee naa kusanskaar maane 
era, jaar khujey paaina amraa kono ee KAARON. 
Kono kichu ee beshi thaaka bhalo noy, 
noiley je jeevan theke ubey jaabe 
sahaj saral nishpaap HAASI; 
jato tuku darkaar, tato tuku thaakleyi 
holo, taai toh naana samasya thaakle o, 
amader jeevan e royeche KHUSI.'"- Arindam Sain

JATO EE BAARUK RAJNOITIK UTTAAP; EBAAR PRAAYE SABAI DEBE PADMA PHOOL EI CHHAAP !!!

"Bangabhoomi r Brigade er maath e, 
7oi March 2021 taarikh e, anusthito 
holo gerua shibir er ek bishaal 
oitihaasik SAMABESH; 
ei janosamudra ee bujhiye dicche, 
je sesh dafaa nirbachan er aageyi, gerua 
shibir peye jaabe sankhyagaristhota, kaajeyi 
khela shuru r aageyi, kintu khela SESH. 
Maarbaar dorkaar ee neyi 
Royal Bengal Tiger er thaaba 
baa Golden Cobra r CHOBOL; 
kaaron sab bhaalo bhaalo ghora 
palaate arombho koreche, praaye 
faaka hoye gache sobuj ASTABOL. 
Odisha, Telengana aar Delhi Sarkar 
kintu Kendra Sarkar er saathe korche 
kaandhe kaandh miliye KAAJ; 
aar ei Bangabhoomi teh cholche 
sudhu ee durniti aar tolabaaji, 
tobu o neyi kono LAAJ. 
Koreche santraas, niyeche 
cut money, baariyeche BEKARATTWA; 
school shikkhak hok baa police niyog, 
konodikeyi era daayeni kono GURUTTWA. 
Jomi ee ditey paarena, neyi kono 
'Special Economic Zone' er parikhatamo, 
taai aaschena kono SHILPO; 
sudhu khela, mela, maulvi, purohit, 
gunda aar club gulo e dheleche taaka, 
taar porimaan o noy khub ALPO. 
Ektu raat holeyi, emon 
ki Kolkata r bukeyi, neyi 
kono naari SURAKKHA; 
koyla pachaar aar goru 
pachaar kore, seshmesh 
holo naa aar sesh RAKKHA. 
Bhaipo r bondhu PK 
esey, khele dilo bhaipo r 
aadesh anusaare chaal, aar 
netri hoye galo sudhu ee PISI; 
abaar itihaas er punarabritti, kaaron 
parivartan er suchona hobe seyi Nandigram 
thekeyi, jehetu Bhawanipore er misti 
ekhan laagche BAASI. 
Jato ee baaruk 
rajnoitik UTTAAP; 
ebaar praaye sabai debe 
Padma phool ei CHHAAP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, March 5, 2021

BINDAAS BOLPURI BHOJON O BHRAMAN BOTEY !!!

"Bhabchi mon e, mon e, 
je aachi jakhan hethay, 
kaajeyi diye diyi kichu TATHYA; 
gharoa ranna e paarodorshi, 
'Ram Shyam', 'Mahamaya', 
'Kasahara', 'Apanjon' aar 'AATHITHYA'. 
'Gopal' aar 'Nataraj' er 
misti r swaad jaayena BHOLA; 
tobe ekhano maharaja r shinghasan e 
bosey royeche 'SARBAMANGALA'. 
Bus stand er paashe, 
besh bhaalo ee 
cholche, 'Club CENTRAL'; 
'Chimney' r sab roll gulo besh 
suswaadu, jodi o 'Chitra' cinema hall 
taa khub ekta cholena AAJKAAL. 
'Lodge More' er kaacheyi royeche 
'9x9' aar 'Nadia Mistanna Bhandar', 
se khabor aar raakhe KAJON; 
'Berbeque Chicken' o paaowa jaaye 
dekhi, abaar 'Nalen gur er doi' o 
bikri kore 'APANJON'. 
'Mahamaya' ebong 'Chimney' r 
ranna kora khaasi r maangsho r 
kintu daarun SWAAD; 
'Kolkata Arsalan' er biryani bhaalo ee, kintu 
pratiyogita theke 'Kolkata Haji Biryani' 
ke o deowaa jaabena BAAD. 
'Park Guest House' er 'Pineapple Rice', 
baa 'China Shanghai' r 'Mixed Thupka' r 
swaad ektu BHINNO; 
'Swiggy' noy, aasoley lockdown er 
samay, ei sab hotel er aaro janopriyota 
bereche 'Khabarwala' r JONNYO. 
Haaspaatal er gate er 
ultodikey nanarakam er chop er, 
ekti bikhyaato DOKAAN; 
'Mio Amore' o hoyeche besh janopriyo, 
ekhaane cake, pastry ebong ghee er 
laddoo besh majaa kore KHAAN. 
'Chimney' goli r saamne oi 
aadha seddho desi, haansh o 
broiler murgi r deem er dokaan e 
bhaalo ee bheerh hoy BOIKI; 
Bindaas Bolpuri bhojon o bhraman botey, 
ekhaane phal er sharbath o bhaalo paaowa 
jaaye, aar maajhemoddhe aakh er rash 
naa kheye ki thaaka jaaye NAAKI. 
Ektu haalka bristi holey, bhalo ee laage 
khete sonamug daal diye taari kora 
khichuri aar katogulo posto BARRHA; 
bhramanrashik aar bhojonrashik der jonnyo 
adarsha jaayega botey Bolpur, taai toh ajaanteyi 
tairi hoye galo ei CHARRHA."- Arindam Sain

KAKHANO 'PURNIMA', KAKHANO 'AMABASYA'; 'SANGSAR' ER AAR EK NAAM HOLO, 'SAMASYA' !!!

"Kakhano 'purnima', kakhano 'AMABASYA'; 
'sangsar' er aar ek naam holo, 'SAMASYA'. 
Aami shyamla baran, tumi tuktukey FARSHA; 
ek e apor ke korechi BHARSHA. 
Raasta e kato baadha BIPATTI; 
tobu o tumi karoni kono AAPOTTI. 
Prem, bhalobasha niye, 
naana muni r naana JUKTI; 
keyu keyu toh abaar amaader ke 
eksaathe dekhleyi, kore felto kato ki UKTI. 
Ke ki bollo, ki aar aasey jaaye 
taatey, atoot aache ebong thaakbe 
amaader ei BHALOBASHA; 
kano eto prem, kano ee baa hoy adbhut 
aakarshan, se prashno r uttar je paaina, taai 
korina aar nijeke JIGGASHA."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 4, 2021

SWACCHO RAJNOITIK LOK E DER KEYI VOTE DEBE AAM JANATA !!!

"Kurey ghar theke ATTALIKA; 
duaarey duaarey urhche TAAKA; 
kaaron aasche je nirbachan, aar, 
jaai hok naa kano praarthi TAALIKA; 
sabaai je maria dhore raakhte 
dakhal e, je jaar nijeder ELAAKA. 
Neyi tamon JAAKJAMAK; 
tobu o prarthi taalika e thaakbe CHAMAK. 
Ke kon jaayega e, 
ekdum BICHAKKHAN; 
se byapar e kora hoyeche 
boiki bhalo ee PARJABEKKHAN. 
Bhoy neyi, bhoy neyi, 
kaaron charidike thaakbe 
prochur Bharatiya SENA; 
jekhaane jaa osudh dorkaar, 
samay mato deowaa hobe boiki, 
jato ee koruk naa kano maya KANNA. 
Ebaar er Bangabhoomi r nirbachan e, 
kono dal noy, beshi pradhannyo 
paabe bhaalo netri baa NETA; 
rajneeti je ekhan club footballsudhu jersey 
bodlaaye, taai swaccho rajnoitik lok e der 
keyi vote debe aam JANATA."- Arindam Sain