Sunday, August 15, 2021

BY JOE BIDEN, IS IT A SHREWD STRATEGY OR JUST A POLITICAL BLUNDER !!!

"By Joe Biden, is it a shrewd strategy 
or just a political BLUNDER; 
which had a negative impact on poor Afghan 
people to experience the 'Talibani THUNDER.' 
India may remain neutral on 
this issue of AFGHANISTAN; 
provided the Taliban will help India 
to snatch PoK from PAKISTAN. 
Taliban will surely go for expansion, so, 
Islamabad will be their next TARGET; 
Pakistani officials may feel happy, but, in 
the near future, they may have to REGRET. 
China was eyeing to conquer Islamabad and 
this Taliban aggression will help them a LOT; 
Taliban has secret deals with China, so, 
Islamabad may become the 'Honey POT'. 
Is USA playing a very smart politics 
in this pandemic SITUATION; 
to revive their economy by selling so 
many arms and AMMUNITION."- Arindam Sain

E JYANO FERRY NOUKA, EKBAAR EI KUL TOH AAR EKBAAR OI KUL; AAM AAR HOCCHE KOI, JATO EE DHORUK MUKUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekhankaar BJP r 
nichu tala r onek purono karmi 
der moddhe baarche AAKROSH; 
kaaron CPI(M) ebong TMC theke 
onek nongra jal dhukeche, bolaai 
jaaye je, 'jato dosh Nando GHOSH'.'

BABOOL: 'Taah oi agaacha 
gulo ebaar chhetey dileyi toh hoye 
jaabe sab samasya r SAMADHAAN; 
jato ee urea daao bhaai, poka ektu 
adhtu laagbeyi, taah bole ki aar 
chaash korbe naa DHAAN.'

BABLA: 'Oi subudhabaadi gulo ke 
toh aageyi shaasthi deowaa UCHEET; 
ektu o sthirota neyi, aaj ei daal e, kaal 
oi daal e, se hok haar baa JEET.'

BALA: 'E jyano ferry nouka, 
ekbaar ei kul toh aar ekbaar oi KUL; 
gaach e aam aar hocche koi, jato 
ee dhoruk MUKUL.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, August 14, 2021

AGAR HAIN DUM; TOH BADHAO KADAM; KAR KE BHARAT MAATA KO NAMAN; JUNG KE MAIDAN MEIN KHATAM KARO DUSHMAN !!!

"Agar hain DUM; 
toh badhao KADAM; 
kar ke Bharat Maata ko NAMAN; 
jung ke maidan mein khatam karo DUSHMAN. 
Koi bhi jung jeetna 
nahi hain AASAAN; 
kabhi kom naa hone denge 
duniye mein yeh Hindustan ki SHAAN. 
Zameen ho, ya samandar, 
ya ho AASMAAN; 
Bharat maata ki raksha mein sadaa hain taiyaar, 
kaandhon mein liye yuddh ka SAAMAAN. 
Lakh kar le hamaare 
dushman KOSHISH; 
nakaam kar diye hain hum ne, 
har tarah ke SAAZISH. 
Kashmir se le ke Kanyakumari 
tak aur Kutch se le ke Kohima 
tak, jaahan bhi le dushman 
hum se PANGA; 
ek baat dimaag mein baithaale, 
ki yeh hain naya Hindustan, palat ke bahut 
maar maarenge, aur garv se laheraayega 
Hindustan ki TIRANGA."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

CAPITALIZE ON THEIR LOOPHOLES AND IMPLEMENT THE 'TROJAN HORSE' TACTICS !!!

"HERMIT: 'Before the storm, 
there has to be a SILENCE; 
surgical strikes must always be 
clinical even if there is VIOLENCE.' 

KING: 'No, in some wars, we 
will intentionally RETREAT; 
then by shrewd diplomacy, we 
will give our enemies a royal TREAT.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Step by step, 
we are capturing their TERRITORIES; 
as they are fools to believe that we are 
believing in their rumours and fake STORIES.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'No need to do anything, 
just try to understand their style of POLITICS; 
capitalize on their loopholes and implement 
the 'Trojan Horse' TACTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

BY OPENING A SAVINGS ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, IT IS INDIRECTLY PAVING THE WAY FOR WOMEN EMPOWERMENT !!!

"HUSBAND: 'Come on, to 
open a savings ACCOUNT; 
in your name with a minimum 
1000 rupees AMOUNT; 
let us go to the nearest 
PSU bank branch TOMORROW; 
government will give you Rs. 500 or Rs. 1000 
per month and your savings will GROW.'

WIFE: 'Oh ! Now, I understand, why 
suddenly you are so much INTERESTED; 
to open a savings account in my name, for 
so many times, to you, I have REQUESTED. 
I don't care about the 
'Laxmi Bhandar' allowance 
from the Bangabhoomi GOVERNMENT; 
but, by opening a savings account in my 
name, it is indirectly paving the way 
for women EMPOWERMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 9, 2021

EDER MATO BHETO BANGAALI DER JONNYO EKDUM UPOJUKTO OI HAAWAII CHOTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jakhan tritiyo baar er jonnyo 
khamota e elo, eraa ee sobuj aabir mekhe 
korechilo NAACHANAACHI; 
ekhan chaakri teh niyog hocchena 
bole, era dekhacche bikkhobh, 
korche CHECHAMECHI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Se ki mashai ! Taai naaki ! 
Taah keyu satyi katha bolle, era ee toh bolto 
je birodhi dal er hoye korche BIGGYAPON; 
shaakh diye aar katodin maach dhaaka jaaye, 
niyog byabostha teh, je bhalo ee durniti 
royeche, se katha taa aar neyi je GOPON.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Bekaar der dicche 
bekaar bhaata, aar Club e, Club e, 
dicche onek TAAKA; 
naai baa elo shilpo, naai baa 
holo karmosansthan, bosiye bosiye khete 
dileyi toh goriye jacche unnayan er CHAAKA.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Egulo aasole kumir er 
kaanna, jato ee koruk KANNAKAATI; 
eder mato bheto bangaali der jonnyo ekdum 
upojukto oi haawaii CHOTI.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, August 8, 2021

IN 'TOKYO 2020' OLYMPICS, A NEW HISTORY HAS BEEN CREATED !!!

"There is surely one reason in 2021 
for the Indians to feel ELATED; 
as in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 
a new history has been CREATED. 
The performances of the 
Indian Olympians got ELEVATED; 
though, they were 
really UNDERRATED. 
India got independence 
on 15th August 1947; 
in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 
India's medals tally is 7. 
Inside their belly, 
there was HUNGER; 
why boxing points are not displayed, 
and that justifies Mary Kom's ANGER. 
Both Mirabai Chanu and Ravi Kumar Dahiya 
gave their best individual performances EVER; 
though, both had to settle down 
each with a medal of SILVER. 
Due to some fantastic performances 
by the men's hockey team, a bronze 
medal came in Indian 'HOCKEY'; 
the women's hockey team has 
also won our hearts despite 
being slightly UNLUCKY. 
PV Sindhu ended up in 
Badminton at the third SPOT; 
but earning one medal each in two 
Olympic games really means a LOT. 
Lovlina Borgohain performed well 
to ensure a bronze medal in BOXING; 
and Bajrang Punia dominated his opponent 
to earn a bronze medal in WRESTLING. 
'The real grandmaster does the checkmate at 
the last night', the wise men have already TOLD; 
and it was Neeraj Chopra in the javelin throw 
event, who earned a medal of GOLD. 
It is the first ever gold medal 
for India in ATHLETICS; 
and the best ever campaign 
by India in any OLYMPICS."- Arindam Sain