Thursday, October 14, 2021

ARTHANEETI R POLI MAATI EKHAN ACHE NARAM, PROJAA DER ABHIGGYOTA O KARMO KHAMOTA EE EKHAN 'TURUP ER TAASH' !!!

"RAJA: 'Sabaai bhaabe je 
shinghaasan e bosleyi, 
bodhoy khub ee MAJAA; 
kintu shinghaasan je 
kaanta e bhora, kono kaaj 
ee jyano laage naa SOJAA.'

SANNYASI: 'Kaaj kyano oto sahaj 
hobe, kintu thik samay mato 
pariseva jodi naa paaye PROJA; 
taahole sudhu ee hoy thaakbe 
shingaasan e bose thaaka Raja, 
hote paarbena hriday r RAJA.'

RAJA: 'Shinghaasan toh noy, 
jano golaap phool er bagaan, 
phool e royeche KAANTA; 
ei mahamaari r samay, 
kothaao je tamon joyaar dekhina, 
charidikey sudhu BHNAATA.'

SANNYASI: 'Maati jodi naram naa hoto, 
oi mushaaldhaare bristi r jal e, taahole 
ki aar kora jeto eto CHAASH; 
arthaneeti r poli maati ekhan ache naram, 
projaa der abhiggyota o karmo khamota 
ee ekhan 'Turup er TAASH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BONFIRE' SHABDO TAA MASHAAI EKKEBAAREYI BILAATI; REWAAZI KHAASI MAANGSHO R SEEKH KEBAAB E, JOMEY UTHECHE EI MODHUR RAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jyotsna raati r chaand er 
aalo e, korchi mora CHORUIBHAATI; 
'Bonfire' shabdo taa mashaai 
ekkebaareyi BILAATI; 
rewaazi khaasi maangsho r seekh 
kebaab e, jomey utheche ei modhur RAATI; 
jungle er gaach er fnaak e, fnaak e, jonaaki 
raa dicche aalo, taai laageni aar harkin BAATI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhalo ee dhorecho 
dekhchi, tumi ei gaan KHAANI; 
tomaare je dosh diyina, oi 'French 
Red Wine' er gunn aamra o JAANI; 
ei French aangur rash er aangur gulo 
bhalo ee chilo misti, jaar kaache 
haar meney jaabe CHINI; 
bhaasan parbo sesh holo aaj, saamne 
lakkhipujo, por er bachor abaar eso, hey 
'Maa Durge DURGATINASHINI.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

KKR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 13.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shaw and Stoinis each 
managed to contribute only 18; 
so many dot balls, wow ! what a good bowling 
performance by KKR bowlers it has BEEN. 
Overall, the KKR bowling, especially 
of Chakravarthy was FINE; 
Hetmyer managed to score some 
runs quickly after getting a LIFELINE. 
13.10.2021 was surely the day of two 
cricketers having the surname 'IYER'; 
Venkatesh of KKR really has the 
potential to create a bright CAREER. 
Shreyas remained not out at 30, 
whereas Shikhar scored 36; 
the chase of KKR looked so cool with 
Venky scoring 55 and Gill scoring 46. 
There were no potholes in the road, but, 
whosoever was sitting in the driver seat 
of the KKR team bus, was driving it ROUGH; 
be careful KKR, because your next opponent 
team is CSK under MS Dhoni's captaincy, 
and that war will be very very TOUGH. 
Though, KKR won by 3 wickets, but, 
4 KKR batsmen went out at their 
individual score of 0 run, what a SHAME; 
why Tripathi was so tensed, only he knows, 
but, luckily, a last moment 6 from him 
helped KKR to win the GAME."- Arindam Sain

Monday, October 11, 2021

KKR WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 11.10.2021 !!!

"Kohli and Padikkal wanted the 
power play to be fully CAPITALIZED; 
but, due to Ferguson and Narine, the 
RCB strategy boat CAPSIZED. 
Sunil Narine's 21/4 includes 
the clean bowled out wickets of 
Virat Kohli and de Villiers TOO; 
Lockie Ferguson bowled out Devdutt 
Padikkal and gave a good support at the 
other end with a bowling figure of 30/2. 
Chahal tightened it up 
and the KKR batsmen felt 
the pressure a little BIT; 
so many easy catches got dropped, 
but, still, Harshal Patel's bowling 
spell is absolutely SUPERHIT. 
Venkatesh Iyer was playing some 
shots which looked quite CASUAL; 
Sunil Narine has hit three back to back six 
which is his normal batting style as USUAL. 
Siraj stunned the Eoin Morgan's teammates 
on 11.10.2021 by taking two quick 
wickets all of a SUDDEN; 
KKR won by 4 wickets as Shakib Al Hasan 
has hit a valuable boundary to bring back the 
winning smile at KKR DEN."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, October 10, 2021

CSK WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 10.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shikhar and Shreyas misjudged 
the swinging deliveries of HAZLEWOOD; 
but, Prithvi kept on swinging his bat to 
score 60 which is quite valuable and GOOD. 
It hardly matters whether 
you are a DC fan or NOT; 
Rishabh has hit a six with 
a single bottom handed SHOT. 
Shimron contributed well to make 
the DC score, a very competitive ONE; 
and Rishabh remained unbeaten 
at his individual knock of 51. 
Du Plessis got bowled at a late 
inswing delivery with a perfect LENGTH; 
that is a real beauty of Nortje's 
bowling STRENGTH. 
Robin came back in his 
good batting form in this MATCH; 
both Shreyas and Axar each 
took an amazing CATCH. 
Ruturaj rocked the show with 
his 70 and Robin scored 63; 
Tom Curran impressed his skipper 
with his bowling figure of 29/3. 
The match on 10.10.2021 went 
to the last over and indeed 
became somewhat THRILLING; 
CSK won by 4 wickets as MS Dhoni 
finished it in his own style to emerge 
victorious again like a KING."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, October 9, 2021

SABAAR MON E EKTA EE ASHA, JE EBAAR SESH HOIBE 'CORONA' VIRUS !!!

"Dharani teh aailo shaanti, jakhan 
hoilo Mahishasur er BINAASH; 
prakriti o hoilo anandito, korilo 
tahaar BOHIPRAKASH; 
saada tulaa r nyay megh, aar 
sobuj ghaash er majhe saada KAASH; 
proti byatsor sarat kaal e, Maa Durga martya 
teh koren bhraman, chaariya 'KAILASH'. 
Sabaar mon e ektaa ee asha, je ebaar 
sesh hoibe 'Corona' VIRUS; 
ei mahamaari, samaaj er proti ti sthar 
er maanush jon ke koriyache GRAAS; 
proti eksho byatsor por por hoiyaache 
mahamaari, niyati r e ki PARIHAAS; 
saabdhanota abolombon korite hoibe, hoyto
aar maatro koyekta MAASH."- Arindam Sain

Friday, October 8, 2021

SIMPLE SOFTWARE AND SMART BANKING; CAN ONLY IMPROVE BUSINESS MARKET RANKING !!!

"Mr. X: 'The concept of 'CAPC' 
was not there in our BANK; 
but, after its implementation, somehow, 
we can sense why that ship SANK. 

Mr.Y: 'In our Bank, 'CAPC' was only there to 
verify the KYC documents, photo, signature of 
newly opened Savings Accounts only, not for 
'Inoperative' accounts or CIF AMENDMENT; 
your Bank acquired our Bank and then made 
CAPC process more complex and redundant 
to waste time unnecessarily, surely, a big 
blunder made by the top MANAGEMENT.'

Mr. X: 'It is better to give the control of 'CIF 
amendment' and 'Inoperative to Operative' 
process to the branch level as basically, 
we are doing customer HARASSMENT; 
even the CBS software has not been upgraded, 
still acting like a miser, the banking app is 
still pathetic, so, are they waiting for 
another merger by the Indian GOVERNMENT.'

Mr. Y: 'Simple software 
and smart BANKING; 
can only improve business 
market RANKING.'"- Arindam Sain