Wednesday, February 14, 2024

AMADER OKHANE JAARA SARKAR CHALAYE, TAARA EKDUM BEKAAR !!!

"Byabsa chalaaye 'BEGUM JAAN';
1000 taaka e bikoye naari r SAMMAN.
Kothay lukiyeche SHAHJAHAN;
jaane oi NURJAHAN.
Pratham e galo SHILPO;
tarpor shuru holo dhop er GALPO.
Pass fail neyi school e, baro 
hoye korbe tomra BHIKKA;
kheyecho sudhu mid day 
meal, paaoni je kono SHIKKA.
Seyi Park Street theke 
shuru 'Naari NIRJAATAN';
aar sahyo kora jaayena, 
ebaare hok ei sarkar er PATAN.
Emon ekti jaati bote, bojhena 
kono rajnoitik CHAAL;
magaj dholai korbaar jonno ee toh 20 
taaka r pouch e dicche cholai MAAL.
Ekdom dakshin Kolkata kendrik 
sarkar, tai dakshin Kolkata r 
lokjon er kache sab ee BHALO;
kintu gram er lokeder katha 
keyu bhabena, emon ki uttarbanga 
te o pouchoyni unnayan er AALO.
Kaader ke jano era bole 'Buddhijeevi', 
ogulo aasole samaaj er 
ek jaatiyo APODHAARTHO;
sudhu jaa hok kore kaaj aar paisa kamano 
r dhaanda, anaatel maarka lecture debe, 
kintu bojhe sudhu nijeder SWAARTHO.
Aar ekjon toh ghar er kheye, bon er 
mosh taarate jaaye, othocho samlaate 
paarena nijer ghar er AAGOON;
jaatiyo sthar e, oi 'Indi' r pindi chotke 
gache, khaal paare bose khaak barang 
panta bhaat aar pora BEGOON.
Kolkata High Court ache bolei ekhano 
tobu o shanti teh bneche thakte 
paarche sadharan MAANUSH;
noile Police aar Prashasan toh 
pratiyogita kore nijeder moddhe, je 
ke kaar theke nite paarbe beshi GHUSH.
Sudhu atyachaar aar 
durniti chhara, aar 
kono kaaj ee toh korena 
ei apadharto SARKAR; 
ekta rajmistri parjyonto Hyderabad, 
Chennai baa Kerala e giye bole, 
'amader okhane jaara sarkar chalaye, 
taara ekdum BEKAAR'."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, February 10, 2024

SHASHAK DAL JE DUSKRITI AAR DHARSHAK DER PAASE ESE DAARAYE, ETE KINTU AARO BAARCHE SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI R BIPAD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangaali jaati 
r aatmasamman e 
legeche CHUNKAALI; 
jekhane baari r bou der ke, jor kore, 
neta der dehosangini kora hoy, seyi 
jaayega r naam SANDESHKHAALI.'

BABOOL: 'Ebaar Sandeshkhaali 
te o hocche, aage jaantaam 
sudhu Kalighat aar SOVABAZAAR;
ebaar bujhlam, je hotath 
tarighori 500 taaka taa kano 
hoye galo ek HAZAAR.'

BABLA: ''Abar Proloy' cinema teh kintu 
dekhano hoyechilo, je bhenge poreche 
Sundarban er samaaj BYABOSTHA;
Police kono naalish nayena, ulte duskriti
der ee sahajya kore, taai Sandeshkhaali 
r mahila der, ei korun ABOSTHA.'

BALA: 'Sudhu Sandeshkhaali kano, 
Paschimbanga r onnyanno jaayega 
e ki meye raa adou NIRAPAD; 
shashak dal je duskriti aar dharshak der 
paase ese daaraye, ete kintu aaro baarche 
samagra Bangaali jaati r BIPAD.'"- Arindam Sain


Sunday, February 4, 2024

THE TRANSPORT DEPARTMENT OF WEST BENGAL IS JUST BOGUS !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'Out of all the metropolitan 
cities, in terms of the transport 
system, Kolkata is still a VILLAGE; 
still you will find all those outdated 
buses or old fashioned buses in 
Kolkata even in this modern AGE. 
Be it East or 
be it WEST; 
'BEST' buses in Mumbai 
are still the BEST'.

CHENNAIYAN: 'In Chennai, the state 
government has given a student PASS; 
even the bus fare is kept low to 
provide relief to the middle CLASS.
The number of MTC buses are 
quite low in Chennai, but, from time 
to time, buses are always AVAILABLE;
just like KSRTC of Karnataka and 
KSRTC of Kerala, the TNSTC is 
also becoming PROFITABLE.'

DELHITE: 'No one can beat DTC in 
terms of bus services and there are 
also free travel in buses for WOMEN; 
the daily travel pass is popular, even 'Moovit' 
app is becoming popular to track the DTC 
night service buses every now and THEN.'

KOLKATAN: 'In comparison to other metro 
cities, the transport department of West 
Bengal Government is just BOGUS;
even with so much space outside the 
Sealdah Station, these ministers have 
failed to create a Sealdah Bus TERMINUS.
They are destroying the heritage of 
the Calcutta Tram Company and 
there is no student pass at ALL;
at least, under Left Front rule, there were 
so many government buses and transport 
cost was much cheaper in West BENGAL.
Forget about night service buses, 
just after 9.30 PM, you may not get 
a bus to reach your DESTINATION;
despite such poor service, the transport 
department increases the bus fare 
without any HESITATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, February 2, 2024

IN PSU BANKS, THE BANK OFFICERS ARE FEELING AS IF THEY ARE IN A HELL !!!

"HERMIT: 'In PSU Banks, the 
Bank Officers are feeling 
as if they are in a HELL; 
nowadays they are being 
pressurized by saying, 'these much 
insurance products you must SELL'.
If 1000 employees of a PSU Bank 
are retiring in a year from a PSU 
Bank, they are recruiting just 400;
due to too much job pressure and 
multiple jobs, everyday all the officers 
feel demotivated before going to BED.'

KING: 'Even the suicide cases of the 
officers are increasing day by DAY; 
so, I am asking you, the finance minister, 
is it a healthy scenario, what do you SAY ?' 

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Not 
at all, your HIGHNESS;
by doing cruelty on employees, 
one must not do any BUSINESS.'

HERMIT: 'So, to bring a work 
and life balance, you must 
execute your MASTERPLAN;
otherwise, in that same post of 
the finance minister, we will look 
for some other capable MAN.'

KING: 'If any PSU Bank is not filling up 
at least 80 percent of vacant job posts 
within a year, just put restrictions 
on that PSU Bank with a huge FINE;
after the Lok Sabha Election 2024, if you 
want to stay as a Finance Minister, then 
just complete the merger process, only 
4 PSU Banks will be there down the LINE.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, January 29, 2024

HAR RANG KI HOTI HAIN EK KHASIYAT; BAAKI AAP KI ZINDAGI, AAP KI NIYAT !!!

"Aye Dil tu thoda SAMBHAAL;
woh soni kudi kar di kya KAMAAL;
kharab hain, aye Dil, tera HAAL,
yunhi girta hain pyar mein har SAAL.
Radhika ke roop naa jaane hain KITNA,
paas toh aa hee jaati hai, dur bhaagu JITNA.
Mausam ki tarah badalti hain ROOP;
kabhi dhund toh kabhi DHOOP. 
Sambhalne ko kahe har pal yeh DIMAAG;
par pyar hee toh bujhaye Dil ki AAG.
Mil ke biccharna, phir bicchar ke MILNA;
jaise bagicho mein naya phool KHILNA.
Zindagi ka pehla ishq toh hain CHINGARI;
agar laagi hawa, toh wahi ho jaaye BHAARI.
Muskil hain pehla pyar ko BHULNA;
aur naye pyar ko ussi se karte hain TULNA.
Har rang ki hoti hain ek KHASIYAT;
baaki aap ki zindagi, aap ki NIYAT.
Kaante hain, isilye 
khubsurat hain GULAAB;
saayed isiliye shinghashan mein joh
baith tha hain, wahi hain NAWAB."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

AGGEY HAAN, BHAWANIPUR ER ELGIN ROAD EI ONAAR BAARI !!!

"Jharh uthbaar aagey, kono 
gaach er paata ki aar NOREY; 
kintu jharh uthle, kato 
ki je jaaye UREY.
Taai naki, raakhbe 
boleche MOUNOBRATA;
tobu o nazar 
raakho ANOBARATA.
Aggey haan, Bhawanipur er 
Elgin Road ei onaar BAARI;
sedin kintu khub druto gati 
te ee beriye gechilo seyi GAARI.
Hitler bollen je aapni barong 
Japan er sahajya NIN; 
bhoy nei, Madagascar obdi, apnake 
niye chole jaabe ei SUBMARINE.
Singapore e, sena baahini tairi 
korei rekhechilen 'RASHBEHARI'; 
uni jog diteyi, 'Azad Hind Fauz' 
e jog debaar hirik uthlo BHAARI. 
Ei 'Azad Hind Fauz' niye, kore 
dekhalen Moirang e teh 
jaatiyo pataaka UTTOLAN;
British raa bujhe gechilo, je 
ebaar kintu shuru hoye gache 
saamarik vaahini r ANDOLAN.
Plane toh okhane bhengei PORENI;
Nehru r char gulo o peechu CHHARENI.
1948 saal obdi opekkha naa 
kore, ei teen te lobhi netaa kintu 
mene nilen desh er BIBHAAJAN;
British raa emni ee paalate 
shuru korechilo, desh bhaag er 
chilo na kono PROYOJAN.
Jekhanei jato chaddobesh 
ei keyu ghure beraak naa 
kano, maatribhumir proti 
thakbei ekta alaada TAAN;
16.09.1985 r din Bhagaban Ram 
er Ayodhya nagari teh, asthaasi 
bachor er Gumnaami Baba r shorir 
e, roilo naa aar PRAAN."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, January 20, 2024

'AKAAL DEEPAVALI' HOGI AAB SE HAR SAAL KE 22 JANUARY KE DIN, SAAJ UTHEGI 'AYODHYA DHAM' !!!

"'Kachchh' se le kar 'Kaho' tak, 'Kashmir' 
se le kar 'Kanyakumari' tak, gunje hain 
ek hee naara, ek hee NAAM;
wahi joh hain 'Maryada Purushottam', 
wahi joh hain 'Raghupati Raghav', sab 
ek saath mil ke bolo, 'Jai Shri RAM'.
Jaane kitne barsho ke baad 
aaj ek khusi ka din MILAA;
uccha nyayalay mein naa jaane 
kitne barsho tak yeh case CHALAA. 
Le ke Prabhu Shri Ram ka naam, 
shuru karo koi bhi shubh KAAM;
hamesha achcha hee hoga 
woh shubh karya ka ANJAAM.
Hoslaa tha buland aur SHAKT;
aaj khush hain sabhi Ram BHAKT.
22.01.2024 ko hogi Ayodhya 
ke Raj Shinghashan mein 
Raja Ram ka 'Raj TILAK'; 
joh log abhi bhi naastik hain, woh 
log bhi Bhagwan Ram ke saran mein 
aa jaaye, jyada na karein NAATAK.
'Akaal Deepavali' hogi aab 
se har saal ke 22 January ke din, 
saaj uthegi 'Ayodhya DHAM';
poore viswa mein maanaya jaaegi 
yeh 'Pran Pratistha Diwas', phir ek baar 
jor se bolo, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain