LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL INDEED, THOUGH, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS HAPPINESS, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS SORROW !!!

"GIRL: 'When love is in the air, 
don't forget to open up your MIND; 
else you may unknowingly 
leave your love BEHIND.'

BOY: 'Love often hurts, 
so, it is better to IGNORE;
but, girls like you are always 
desperate, what's in me to EXPLORE.'

GIRL: 'When we girls fall in true 
love, it is like, after a sunny day, 
the clouds are going to RAIN;
even Radha could not control herself 
when she fell in love with Krishna 
as our heart dominates our BRAIN;
why you need to worry about 
the tunnels and the hilly TERRAIN; 
when I am the loco pilot of 
this superb romantic TRAIN.'

BOY: 'Oh ! No ! Not AGAIN; 
but, yes, it is true, no pain, no GAIN.
Don't speed up the romantic 
train, be steady and SLOW;
open up your hair, enjoy the 
wind, just go with the FLOW.
Due to past experiences, I am 
just a bit sceptical, but, my 
mind is not at all NARROW;
love is beautiful indeed, though, 
sometimes it brings happiness, 
sometimes it brings SORROW.'"- Arindam Sain

EKMATRO BHALOBASHA TEI PAABE TUMI SAB RANG, PAABE TUMI SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"MADHAVI: 'Gaa er 
rang hok na KAALO; 
kintu tomar mon 
ta je khub BHAALO.'

MURALI: 'Tomake o 

dekhte noy toh MANDO;
aar oi mukh e ki sundar misti haasi 
tomar, tomakei aamar PACHONDO.'

MADHAVI: 'Tahole aar ki, 
haath ta dharo AMAAR; 
aar niye chalo saat 
samudra PAAR.
Ei sab saamaajik praani der 
samaaj kintu bhalo ee nishtoor, 
era ki bujhbe amader ei BHALOBASA; 
tumi jakhan bnaashi bajaao, 
mon e hoye jano, tomar buk chire 
beriye aasche prem er BHASHA.'

MURALI: 'Kakhano 
raat, kakhano DIN; 
kintu ei prithibi kintu noy saada 
aar kaalo, barong ekdom RANGIN.
Ekmatro bhalobasha tei 
paabe tumi sab rang, 
paabe tumi sukh o SHAANTI;
Ki seet, ki barsha, ki grisyo, baa hemanta, 
baa basanta, jato khushi bhalobese jaao 
amake, ete nei kono KLAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE DHAKKA DILE HOBE KAAJ, SEKHANEI DHAKKA DIN TARATARI !!!

"Katogulo Bengal 
Police er toh dekhchi 
berei jacche BNHURI;
aar jaara douradouri kore chor 
dhorche, taara bhabche, 'ei bujhi 
posting hoye galo JALPAIGURI'.
Sorasori jodi madhya Kolkata 
r dike dhakka maarto 'AMPHAN'; 
tahole onek baari ee bhenge porto 
aar chole jeto onek PRAAN.
Sanglaap boltei paarodarshi Bihar 
er bangshodbhuto HAKIM;
samasya r kono samadhan ee neyi, 
thik jano rupkatha r 'Ghora r DIM'.
Onek naatok ache kendra aar rajye r 
moddhe, beshi aasha korben aa AAR;
hoyto aar hobe o na 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.
Taar ee dekhchi 'PMAY' teh 
abaar hoye jacche baari, jaar 
aagey thekei ache paaka BAARI;
sadharan manush er kache ek taa ee 

anurodh, jeh, jekhane dhakka dile hobe 

kaaj, sekhanei dhakka din TARATARI."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAO JANO DAKKHOTA HARACCHE EI BARTAMAN PRASHASAK !!!

'BABLOO: 'Shikka mantri 
jawaab DAAO; 
'Student Tab' er taaka ki 
kore holo UDHAAO.
Din e dupur e, Kolkata sahar 
ei prokasye cholche GULI; 
'Abhaya' r bichaar ekhano holo na, 
seta o baa amra ki kore BHULI.'

BABOOL: 'Lottery r ticket kiney, 
holo SWAPNABHANGA;
durniti teh ekhan ek number e, 
amader ei PASCHIMBANGA.
Paschimbanga r jekhane sekhane hoye 
jacche mahila der GANADHARSHAN;
'tuccho ghatona' baa 'bikkhipto ghatona', 
taai keyu kore o na PARIDARSHAN.'

BABLA: 'Paschimbange dhukche 
prochur BANGLADESHI; 
aar eder moddhe, duskriti 
der sankhya ee BESHI.
Bangladesh e kintu pouche geche 
Pakistani juddho JAHAAJ;
sudhu ekta yuddha laagle hoy, Pakistan 
aar Bangladesh er opor porbe BAAJ.'

BALA: 'Eto taa ee 
hoyeche DURNITI; 
je cholche ekhan golaguli aar 
gostidwanda r RAJNEETI.
Police bodhoy Police Mantri r nirdesh 
aar maanchei na, kothao jano dakkhota 
haracche ei bartaman PRASHASAK;
taai hoyto Bangladeshi aar Bihari 
duskriti raa anobaroto  korei 
choleche nashokata r CHHAK.'"- Arindam Sain

IN TRUE LOVE, THERE IS NO SHAME !!!

"Some people of the society 
are always eager to DEFAME; 
but, some type of relationship 
really has no NAME. 
Lovebirds don't know, 
how true love CAME;
so, either of the two, 
no one to BLAME.
Some people of the society 
still says, 'Love is a waste of 
time and just a mind GAME;
but, lovebirds say, 'Both of us 
just listened to our heart and 
in true love, there is no SHAME'."- Arindam Sain

PAN CARD MUST BE LINKED WITH RATION CARD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'PAN 
Card must be linked with Ration 
Card with immediate EFFECT;
the foolish government is providing 
ration to those also whose annual income 
is more than 5 lakhs, it is surely a DEFECT.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Even the people who 
are doing government jobs are also having 
a ration card, which is not FEASIBLE;
many rich people are even selling the 2 
rupees per Kg rice, wheat or sugar at a 
higher price, this business is VISIBLE.'

KING: 'From now on, be strict on the 
issuance of ration cards, ration should 
only be for those who are really in POVERTY;
why issue ration cards to those families 
where family income is more than 5 lakhs 
per annum and having a good PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR THEKE KINTU EKDUM CHUPCHAP 'DHORI MAACH NAA CHUYI PAANI' !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Baari theke 
bou phone korechilo, amar meye 
ta ekhono tution pore fereni BAARI;
meye r phone number ta 
dicchi, tower location ta 
trace karo TARATARI.'

CONSTABLE: 'Haan trace kore 
dicchi, tobe Sir, amader ki bichaar 
byabostha, ganadharshan kore o, 
ei 3 jon duskriti peye galo JAAMIN;
apni jakhan eder petacchilen, eder 
ekjon kintu bolchilo, je apnar meye ke 
chene, ebong aar ekta 'R.G.Kar 
kaando' kore debe, eder o khoj NIN.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Oi 'Andha Kanoon' 
cinema r Rajanikanth hote hobe dekhchi, 
2 din por bangla khabor er kaagaz e jano 
chaapa hoy, je ei 3 jon NIRUDDESH; 
oi meye taa o bichaar paabe, 
kono ukeel er khorcha o laagbena, 
amader o oto parishram korte 
hobena, case o hoye jaabe SESH.'

CONSTABLE: 'Apnar meye r mobile er 
last location apnaar baarir kaach er 
metro station, ekdum SURAKKHITO;
kintu bhaabun toh samaaj er abostha, 
apni Police Inspector hoye o aatank e 
bhugchen, eta ee ki chilo KAANKHITO.
Sir, ebaar theke kintu 
ekdum chupchap 'dhori 
maach, naa chuyi PAANI';
Uttar Pradesh ebong Maharashtra 
r police raa o jaanuk, je aamra o 
erokom korte JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain