IN THIS MODERN WORLD, TRUE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST, AS IN THE TOP PRIORITY IS THE LUST AND PHYSICAL SATISFACTION !!!

"BABLOO: 'In true love, there 
should not be any LUST; 
else, later on, both the 
lovebirds may fail to ADJUST.'

BABOOL: 'In this modern world, true 
love doesn't exist, as in the top priority 
is the lust and physical SATISFACTION; 
and some dating apps and hotel apps are 
doing good business as the lovebirds 
directly believe in intimacy ACTION.'

BABLA: 'On the other side, like in the case 
of 'Atul Subhash' Vs 'Nikita Singhania', the 

feminist women are doing lucrative business 
and basically they are a type of PARASITE; 
why the Hindu married men have to suffer 
such mental harassment where 95 percent 

domestic violence cases in India are fake, 
you can check it out from any WEBSITE.'

BALA: 'Actually our society is giving 
too much importance to feminist 
women, their almost nude reels on 
internet are getting APPRECIATION;
if a husband gives an objection to her 
wife and gets a false domestic violence 
case in his name, then it is punishable, what 
the funny laws of India NATION !'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN RECESSION STEPS IN WITH INFLATION, THE PASSION EVAPORATES FROM YOUR MIND !!!

"READER: 'I think that based on 
his/her passion, he/she must 
select his/her PROFESSION; 
but, people sacrifice their passion 
to earn money by doing a boring job, 
maybe due to economic RECESSION.'

WRITER: 'Generally, we get controlled 
by the external factors of our 
socio-economic ENVIRONMENT; 
when recession steps in with inflation, 

the passion evaporates from your mind, 

and you just search for an EMPLOYMENT.'

READER: 'I was watching 'Madhavan' in 
the movie '3 Idiots' yesterday, in real life, 
MS Dhoni also took the right CALL;
this is a ruthless world, so, a person 
does the right thing by becoming 
selfish, as it is his/her life after ALL.'"- Arindam Sain

HRIDMAJHARE SEYI SARBASRESHTA SHILPI GORE TOLE PREM ER EE MURTI, SEYI PURONO DNHAACHE !!!

"Ei mayabi prithibi teh, 
sab ee toh MAYA;
prakhar roudra, khuji 
taai ektu CHHAYA.
Prem jano ek damka haaowa, 
dhakka maare hriday 
r jaanala r KNAACHE;
hridmajhare seyi sarbasreshta 
shilpi gore tole prem er ee 
murti, seyi purono DNHAACHE.
Ei toh seyi prem, 
bhoy ki, eso hey ESO;
abar tumi khub 
kore BHALOBASO.
Seet ele, paata 
jaaye JHORE;
Basanta ele, gaach e 
paata jaaye BHORE.
Sangsar maanei toh ektu 
samasya ektu SAADHONA;
Prem maanei toh ektu shukh 
shanti, ektu biraho BEDONA."- Arindam Sain

THE MAN COMMITTED SUICIDE, THE NEWS MAY SURPRISE; AS THE FALSE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CASES ARE ON THE RISE !!!

"BABLOO: 'The man committed 
suicide, the news may SURPRISE; 
as the false domestic violence 
cases are on the RISE.
The courts of India are earning 
revenues through a cut money 
system by delaying JUSTICE;
lawyers, judges and cops are getting 
a share of male victims' monthly alimony, 
that is the age old Indian PRACTICE.'

BABOOL: 'If it is 'New India' as 
per NDA GOVERNMENT; 
then why in this obsolete Hindu 
marriage act, there is no AMENDMENT.
Just like 'Sati system' in Bengal, some 
idiots have made the Hindu Marriage 
Act which has a dangerous LOOPHOLE; 
as a woman, get married, file a false 
domestic violence case, then earn 
money by playing the 'Shylock' ROLE.'

BABLA: 'A wife of a drunkard or anti
social person is not filing any domestic 
violence case, though, every day, she 
is getting beaten up inside the HOUSE;
because if she complains, there is 
a very high chance that the 
woman may get murdered by her 
drunkard or anti social SPOUSE.
But if a man is a decent guy, 
earning a good salary by 
doing a reputed JOB; 
then a woman finds the courage 
to victimize that good man and 
indirectly starts to ROB.'

BALA: 'The 'Accenture' company 
believes in 'Hire and Fire' 
strategy and completed 
around 19000 layoffs in 2023; 
Atul Subhash committed suicide 
because her wife who is working 
in Accenture has demanded 3 crores 
rupees to set him legally FREE.
'Atrocities on Men' PIL case to be filed 
against Nikita Singhania who despite 
getting a good salary from Accenture,
continued the mental HARASSMENT;
USA based Accenture may lose their 
business deals in India, if Nikita is not 
terminated, Accenture must terminate 
Nikita, she deserves that PUNISHMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

THE TEJAS AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURED BY HAL WILL BE USED TO DO THE BOMBING WITH RUDRAM MISSILES !!!

"ARMY GENERAL: 'We can easily 
conquer Sylhet, if our soldiers start the 
operation from Silchar and SHILLONG; 
if we march our soldiers from Dinhata 
and Balurghat, the time to conquer
Rangpur region will not be too LONG.
In Bangaon and Basirhat, we will make 
our big camps, as from there, conquering 
Jessore and Khulna will be our TARGET;
even we will make strategic bunkers at 
Akhaura, Benapole, Rohanpur, Darshana, 
Biral, to start operations after SUNSET.'

IB DIRECTOR: 'Our assets with the help 
of soldiers will conquer Feni and arrest 
the terrorist friendly businessmen of the 
Cumilla Bibir Bazar who are in our LIST.;
we will complete our secret operations 
in Gulshan, Agargaon, Nadda, Gulistan, 
Kamlapur, Gabtoli, Bandarban, Rajshahi, 
Satkhira to gun down any TERRORIST.'

AIR CHIEF MARSHAL: 'The 
distance from Bagdogra to Dhaka 
is around 206 nautical MILES;
The Tejas aircraft manufactured 
by HAL will be used to do the 
bombing with Rudram MISSILES.'

NAVY ADMIRAL: 'The INS Arighaat 
will be ready with Sagarika ballistic 
missiles, hiding at Cnhera ISLAND; 
the submarine will move towards 
Khaleker Tek and Chattogram will be 
taken before they could UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

OREY SABAAI MILEY ASSAM, TRIPURA AAR PASCHIMBANGA THEKE DHUKE, DHAKA KABJA KORE NIYI CHAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kon Bangladeshi chacha 
r bhai chamcham naaki boleche je 
chaar din e Kolkata ke korbe DAKHAL; 
orey sabaai miley Assam,Tripura aar 

Paschimbanga theke Bangladesh e 
dhuke, Dhaka kabja kore niyi CHAL.'

BABOOL: 'Oi chacha r bhai chamcham 
ta naaki abaar oi kangaal desh er 
praaktan sena PRADHAAN; 
oi 'Pakistan' virus emon graash koreche, 
je saara biswa r kaache, Bangladesh er 
aar thakche na kono maan SAMMAAN.'

BABLA: 'Tripura aar Assam er sadharan 
maanush e raa kintu Bangladeshi 
der diye dicche uchit SHIKKA;
Paschimbanga r sadharan manush der 
o uchit Bangladeshi der barjan kora, du 
din pore oder ke chaaite hobe BHIKKA.'

BALA: 'Ebaar toh Bangladesh 
e shuru hoyeche samasta 
naari der opor ATYACHAAR;
Iran er mahila der mato, Bangladesh 
er mahila raa o uthbe gorje, annyay 
er biruddhe hobe SOCCHAAR."- Arindam Sain

MUSLIMS OF BANGLADESH AND PAKISTAN DESPITE BEING IN MUSLIM STATES HAVE BECOME WORLD'S WORST BURDEN !!!

"NEPALI: 'Hindus are getting 
killed in Bangladesh, still, the 
Indian government is providing 
Bangladesh so much SUPPORT; 
shame on the Indian Government 
for not taking any action against 
Bangladesh, immediately India 
must stop any type of EXPORT.'

INDIAN: 'What about the 
demand in your nation
to regain the glory of 
Nepal as a Hindu NATION;
Nepali Hindus are counterattacking 
the Nepali communists and it is 
the right demand by the 
Nepal's young GENERATION'.

CHINESE: 'Why is Donald Trump 
silent now who got so many Indian 
Hindu votes by making a pre election 

'Hindu saviour STATEMENT';
even our Buddhist people in 
Bangladesh is also getting 
killed, we will give these bloody 
Bangladeshis, a strict PUNISHMENT.'

SRI LANKAN: 'Bangladesh 
government is anti-Hindu, 
anti-Buddhist, anti-Christian, 
it is a communal GOVERNMENT;
it is a shame for Indian government 
and Indian hospital doctors who 
are still giving Bangladeshis 
any medical TREATMENT.'

SAUDI ARABIAN: 'Being a Muslim, I 
am also saying, 'show me a terrorist 
who is not a muslim' because 
truth never remains HIDDEN;
Muslims in India are living happily but 
the Muslims of Bangladesh and Pakistan 
despite being in Muslim states have 
become the world's worst BURDEN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT A FUNNY LAW IN INDIA WHERE 'BIGAMY' IS A CRIME BUT 'ADULTERY' IS NOT A CRIME !!!

"LADY OWNER OF ESCORT
AGENCY: ''Bigamy' is punishable 
in India, but 'Live In' is NOT; 
look at the beautiful girls 
of our escort agency, they 
are so sexy and HOT.
She is getting alimony from 
you and getting banged up by her 

boyfriend almost every night, so 
smart is your characterless WIFE;
when you have money with 
you, when you are so sexy 
and handsome, taste our girls 
one at a time, enjoy your LIFE.
What a funny law in 
India where 'Bigamy' is 
a crime but 'Adultery' 
is not a CRIME;
that means you cannot do 
second marriage while having one 
wife, but with other people's wives, you 
can freely enjoy your sexy intimate TIME.'

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE: 'Prostitution 
is illegal in India, what people will say, 

if I start enjoying these WOMEN;
it is the women only, who always criticize 
the naughty and flirty men by passing 
the comment, 'Men will be MEN'.

THAI GIRL: 'Sir, even smoking 

cigarette and drinking alcohol 

is injurious to HEALTH; 

but, from those two things 

only, the Indian Government 

earns more WEALTH.
Everyone knows that in our spa and pub, 
we also provide escort service, so, they 
are also happy by charging more TAX;
open up your clothes Sir, you look tired, 
just enjoy your life, spend the erotic 
time with us, time to chill and RELAX.'

ARAB GIRL: Sir, the Hindu marriage act 
is strict, though, the ancient Hindu Kings 
had multiple wives, but exceptional was 
Maryada Purushottam Bhagwan RAM; 
come to Dubai and apply for the UAE 
citizenship, there you can marry four 

times, live happily with four wives, just 

you need to get converted to ISLAM.'"- Arindam Sain

I WILL KEEP ON GIVING ONLY DATES AFTER DATES AND NO ONE WILL GET ANY JUSTICE !!!

"JUDGE: 'Actually, just in a 
few months, I will RETIRE; 
so whatever you guys are 
thinking will BACKFIRE.
I will keep on giving only 
dates after dates and no 
one will get any JUSTICE; 
unless you bribe me 
indirectly, this is the 
existing PRACTICE.'

COMMON MAN: 'I feel pity 
on the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
that to an idiot judge like you, they are 
not ordering 'Voluntary RETIREMENT'.
Take Voluntary Retirement 
and get lost as you are 
an useless FELLOW;
because of you such idiot judges, the 
reputation and the ratings of Indian 
judicial courts are very LOW.'"- Arindam Sain

PAARLE ROJ CHINA BADAAM BAA MATAR SHUTI KHAABEN, JAKHAN JETA JOTE !!!

"JAHAR RUGI: 'Ki aar 
bolbo daktaar babu, 
amar dukkher KATHA; 
eke toh seetkaal ese 
gache, aar saara raat kore 
amar dnaath e BYATHA.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Taai naaki, 
haa korun, ektu mere dekhi AALO; 
hmm, dnaath er abostha 
motei noy BHALO. 
Boli kaal je mangsho kheyechen, 
seta ekhano dnaath er maari 
teh aatke ROYECHE;
apni khabaar rekhe deben, aar 
kitaanu raa khabaar khabena, emni 
emni ki aar dnaath e byatha HOYECHE.
Naa, taah bole oi tooth prick diye 
khochaben naa, ote abaar dnaath er 
majhkhaan gulo hoye jaaye FNAAKA; 
toothbrush baa nokh diye baar korun 
ogulo, osudh likhe dilum, abar 3 din 
por aasben, din ebaar 200 TAAKA.'

JAHAR RUGI: 'Ekta malam er naam 
likhechen thik ache, kintu vitamin B 
complex tablet o bolchen KHETE;
aami eto eto bhalo bhalo 
khabaar khaai, taah 
vitamin B ki neyi TAATE.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Maari teh lege 
ache rakto r daag, taar maane 
bhalo ee beroye RAKTO; 
je toothbrush byabohaar 
korben, taar bristle jano 
na hoy beshi SHAKTO.
Paarle roj china badaam 
baa matar shuti khaaben, 
jakhan jeta JOTE;
aar khaasi r maangsho taa 
beshi na kheye, barong khaan beshi 
kore pnaatha r METE.'"- Arindam Sain

NAZARDAARI TEH GAA CHHARA BHAAB, SUDHU KHAZNA TA NAYE GUNI !!!

"SOUMITRA: 'Bazaar e gele toh, 
thik kortei paari na, je kinbo 
sudhu aloo, na sudhu BEGOON;
bazaar e o aagoon, aar seetkaal 
porlei, kano ki jaani Kolkata r 
chaturdike lege jaaye AAGOON.'

RABI: 'CESC r engineer gulo o 
toh korena kono electric lamp 
post er PARIDARSHAN;
sudhu onekkhon dhore bidyut 
pariseva na thakle, onek naalish 
pele, tobeyi daye paara e DARSHAN.'

CHINMOY: 'Ekta ayeen kora uchit bujhli, 
je, jekhane sekhane baanale cholbena, 
ek gaada jinishpatra r GUDAAM;
ei je eto aagun laagche Kolkata sahar 
e, ete jaamon aatanka choracche, 
tamon ee hocche sahar er BADNAAM.'

ANUP: 'Dekho kaando, sudhu idea 
r chorachori, boli beraal er galaa 
e ghanta ta bnaadhbe ke SUNI;
Kolkata pourasabha maane toh ekhan, 
'felo karhi, maakho tel', nazardaari teh gaa 
chhara bhaab, sudhu khazna ta naye GUNI.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'WAKF BILL' WILL BE AMENDED IN THE WINTER SESSION OF 2024 IN THE PARLIAMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'Conquering India 
without any war is their AIM; 
without any valid proof, no property is 
their property and they cannot CLAIM.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'This is 
a shadow war in the name of 
a particular RELIGION; 
to illegally grab the lands of Hindu, 
Sikh, Christian, Buddhist, Jain and 
Parsee people of any REGION.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'If the Wakf bill 
system is not changed, then there 
can be civil war at any PLACE;
and for the majority race it will be 
the golden opportunity to reduce 

the population of that minority RACE.'

KING: 'When there is no mention of this 
bullshit act in our constitution, then it 
requires immediate AMENDMENT; 
the 'Waqf Bill' will be amended 
in the Winter session of 2024 
in the PARLIAMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU PERFORM, THE ULTIMATE ELECTION RESULTS WILL TRANSFORM !!!

"BABLOO: 'What a performance in 
Maharashtra in 2024 by 'MAHAYUTI'; 
what a team spirit 
indeed, just a BEAUTY.'

BABOOL: 'Bottomline is,
that if you PERFORM; 
the ultimate election 
results will TRANSFORM.'

BABLA: '10 percent population 
of the top 30 nations will 
be Indians only by 2030;
at least that is the secret mission 
of India and to gain more knowledge, 
Indians are always THIRSTY.'

BALA: 'Even the poorest fellow of 
the 'Economic Pyramid' in India 
is demanding DEVELOPMENT; 
step by step, the common people of 
such a big democracy, are respecting 
the words, 'Vision' and 'ACHIEVEMENT'."- Arindam Sain

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL INDEED, THOUGH, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS HAPPINESS, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS SORROW !!!

"GIRL: 'When love is in the air, 
don't forget to open up your MIND; 
else you may unknowingly 
leave your love BEHIND.'

BOY: 'Love often hurts, 
so, it is better to IGNORE;
but, girls like you are always 
desperate, what's in me to EXPLORE.'

GIRL: 'When we girls fall in true 
love, it is like, after a sunny day, 
the clouds are going to RAIN;
even Radha could not control herself 
when she fell in love with Krishna 
as our heart dominates our BRAIN;
why you need to worry about 
the tunnels and the hilly TERRAIN; 
when I am the loco pilot of 
this superb romantic TRAIN.'

BOY: 'Oh ! No ! Not AGAIN; 
but, yes, it is true, no pain, no GAIN.
Don't speed up the romantic 
train, be steady and SLOW;
open up your hair, enjoy the 
wind, just go with the FLOW.
Due to past experiences, I am 
just a bit sceptical, but, my 
mind is not at all NARROW;
love is beautiful indeed, though, 
sometimes it brings happiness, 
sometimes it brings SORROW.'"- Arindam Sain

EKMATRO BHALOBASHA TEI PAABE TUMI SAB RANG, PAABE TUMI SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"MADHAVI: 'Gaa er 
rang hok na KAALO; 
kintu tomar mon 
ta je khub BHAALO.'

MURALI: 'Tomake o 

dekhte noy toh MANDO;
aar oi mukh e ki sundar misti haasi 
tomar, tomakei aamar PACHONDO.'

MADHAVI: 'Tahole aar ki, 
haath ta dharo AMAAR; 
aar niye chalo saat 
samudra PAAR.
Ei sab saamaajik praani der 
samaaj kintu bhalo ee nishtoor, 
era ki bujhbe amader ei BHALOBASA; 
tumi jakhan bnaashi bajaao, 
mon e hoye jano, tomar buk chire 
beriye aasche prem er BHASHA.'

MURALI: 'Kakhano 
raat, kakhano DIN; 
kintu ei prithibi kintu noy saada 
aar kaalo, barong ekdom RANGIN.
Ekmatro bhalobasha tei 
paabe tumi sab rang, 
paabe tumi sukh o SHAANTI;
Ki seet, ki barsha, ki grisyo, baa hemanta, 
baa basanta, jato khushi bhalobese jaao 
amake, ete nei kono KLAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE DHAKKA DILE HOBE KAAJ, SEKHANEI DHAKKA DIN TARATARI !!!

"Katogulo Bengal 
Police er toh dekhchi 
berei jacche BNHURI;
aar jaara douradouri kore chor 
dhorche, taara bhabche, 'ei bujhi 
posting hoye galo JALPAIGURI'.
Sorasori jodi madhya Kolkata 
r dike dhakka maarto 'AMPHAN'; 
tahole onek baari ee bhenge porto 
aar chole jeto onek PRAAN.
Sanglaap boltei paarodarshi Bihar 
er bangshodbhuto HAKIM;
samasya r kono samadhan ee neyi, 
thik jano rupkatha r 'Ghora r DIM'.
Onek naatok ache kendra aar rajye r 
moddhe, beshi aasha korben aa AAR;
hoyto aar hobe o na 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.
Taar ee dekhchi 'PMAY' teh 
abaar hoye jacche baari, jaar 
aagey thekei ache paaka BAARI;
sadharan manush er kache ek taa ee 

anurodh, jeh, jekhane dhakka dile hobe 

kaaj, sekhanei dhakka din TARATARI."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAO JANO DAKKHOTA HARACCHE EI BARTAMAN PRASHASAK !!!

'BABLOO: 'Shikka mantri 
jawaab DAAO; 
'Student Tab' er taaka ki 
kore holo UDHAAO.
Din e dupur e, Kolkata sahar 
ei prokasye cholche GULI; 
'Abhaya' r bichaar ekhano holo na, 
seta o baa amra ki kore BHULI.'

BABOOL: 'Lottery r ticket kiney, 
holo SWAPNABHANGA;
durniti teh ekhan ek number e, 
amader ei PASCHIMBANGA.
Paschimbanga r jekhane sekhane hoye 
jacche mahila der GANADHARSHAN;
'tuccho ghatona' baa 'bikkhipto ghatona', 
taai keyu kore o na PARIDARSHAN.'

BABLA: 'Paschimbange dhukche 
prochur BANGLADESHI; 
aar eder moddhe, duskriti 
der sankhya ee BESHI.
Bangladesh e kintu pouche geche 
Pakistani juddho JAHAAJ;
sudhu ekta yuddha laagle hoy, Pakistan 
aar Bangladesh er opor porbe BAAJ.'

BALA: 'Eto taa ee 
hoyeche DURNITI; 
je cholche ekhan golaguli aar 
gostidwanda r RAJNEETI.
Police bodhoy Police Mantri r nirdesh 
aar maanchei na, kothao jano dakkhota 
haracche ei bartaman PRASHASAK;
taai hoyto Bangladeshi aar Bihari 
duskriti raa anobaroto  korei 
choleche nashokata r CHHAK.'"- Arindam Sain

IN TRUE LOVE, THERE IS NO SHAME !!!

"Some people of the society 
are always eager to DEFAME; 
but, some type of relationship 
really has no NAME. 
Lovebirds don't know, 
how true love CAME;
so, either of the two, 
no one to BLAME.
Some people of the society 
still says, 'Love is a waste of 
time and just a mind GAME;
but, lovebirds say, 'Both of us 
just listened to our heart and 
in true love, there is no SHAME'."- Arindam Sain

PAN CARD MUST BE LINKED WITH RATION CARD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'PAN 
Card must be linked with Ration 
Card with immediate EFFECT;
the foolish government is providing 
ration to those also whose annual income 
is more than 5 lakhs, it is surely a DEFECT.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Even the people who 
are doing government jobs are also having 
a ration card, which is not FEASIBLE;
many rich people are even selling the 2 
rupees per Kg rice, wheat or sugar at a 
higher price, this business is VISIBLE.'

KING: 'From now on, be strict on the 
issuance of ration cards, ration should 
only be for those who are really in POVERTY;
why issue ration cards to those families 
where family income is more than 5 lakhs 
per annum and having a good PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR THEKE KINTU EKDUM CHUPCHAP 'DHORI MAACH NAA CHUYI PAANI' !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Baari theke 
bou phone korechilo, amar meye 
ta ekhono tution pore fereni BAARI;
meye r phone number ta 
dicchi, tower location ta 
trace karo TARATARI.'

CONSTABLE: 'Haan trace kore 
dicchi, tobe Sir, amader ki bichaar 
byabostha, ganadharshan kore o, 
ei 3 jon duskriti peye galo JAAMIN;
apni jakhan eder petacchilen, eder 
ekjon kintu bolchilo, je apnar meye ke 
chene, ebong aar ekta 'R.G.Kar 
kaando' kore debe, eder o khoj NIN.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Oi 'Andha Kanoon' 
cinema r Rajanikanth hote hobe dekhchi, 
2 din por bangla khabor er kaagaz e jano 
chaapa hoy, je ei 3 jon NIRUDDESH; 
oi meye taa o bichaar paabe, 
kono ukeel er khorcha o laagbena, 
amader o oto parishram korte 
hobena, case o hoye jaabe SESH.'

CONSTABLE: 'Apnar meye r mobile er 
last location apnaar baarir kaach er 
metro station, ekdum SURAKKHITO;
kintu bhaabun toh samaaj er abostha, 
apni Police Inspector hoye o aatank e 
bhugchen, eta ee ki chilo KAANKHITO.
Sir, ebaar theke kintu 
ekdum chupchap 'dhori 
maach, naa chuyi PAANI';
Uttar Pradesh ebong Maharashtra 
r police raa o jaanuk, je aamra o 
erokom korte JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

'DEEPAVALI' MAANE, GHUCHIYE DAAO SAB ANDHAKAAR !!!

"Kalipujo maane Shakti 
r aaradhana, noy to 
sudhu PNATHABALI; 
bomb ba baaji noy, pradip 
jwaaliye, ek apurva aalo r utsav 
er naam holo 'DEEPAVALI'.
'Brihat Tantrasar' boi er lekhak 
er haath dhore, Nabadwip e, 
Kalipujo r janopriyota BAARE;
Krishnananda jakhan koreche shuru, 
proja raa ki aar Raja Krishnachandra r 
haath diye, Kalipujo naa koriye CHHARE.
Kalighat o kintu ekta Sati peeth, 
ebong Bawali r ekjon zamidar tairi 
koren okhane Kali MANDIR;
swapne bollen Maa Kali, Rani Rashmoni 
ke, 'Kashi kano jaabi, amar mandir tairi kar 

dakhineswar ei, eto sundar ganga r TEER.'

Ramkrishna Paramhansadev er 
haath dhorei kintu Dakhineswar 
saara biswa teh eto janopriyo HOY;
Dakaat raa toh Kali pujo korto ee, 
tantrik raa o koren Shasaan Kali r pujo, 
jodi o ei pujo korte onekeyi paaye BHOY.
'Deepavali' maane, ghuchiye 
daao sab ANDHAKAAR; 
sudhu alo diyeyi noy, dhan, samriddhi diye 
o, jaate na thake daaridrya r HAHAKAAR.
Jaar ghar e jwole pradip 
ei amavasya RAATE;
taar ghar e aasen boiki Maa Lakkhi, 
sukh shanti firey aase JAATE.
Raavan ke badh kore rajye firchen 
Maryada Purushottam RAM;
ke acho kothay, aalokito kore tolo, 
ei rajye r protyek ta sahar o GRAM.
Eto bachor por Ayodhya e firchen 
Bhagaban Ram, aar noy andhokaar, 
pradip jwaalo, pradip JWAALO; 
Saraju nadi r teer e, Ayodhya rajye r projaa 
raa jwaalalen prochur pradip, amavasya 
raat e, chaturdike sudhu aalo aar AALO.
Apnader sabaar parivaar e 
bojaaye thaakuk sukh, 
samriddhi ebong SHAKTI;
ei krittim buddhimatta r projukti 
r yug e, kome jano naa jaaye 
bhagaban er proti BHAKTI."- Arindam Sain

OPEN UP YOUR ROMANTIC HEART FOR US ALSO !!!

"BOY: 'Of course, in 

you, everything is FINE; 
you are indeed ageing 
like a French Red WINE.
Your love for our culture, your body 
and the mind is of premium QUALITY; 
but, our culture and religion are different, 
and you have a different NATIONALITY.'

GIRL: 'Everyone is equal 
in this Earth planet, for 
the Moon and the SUN;
then who are you (just a human 
being) to differentiate, to make a 
barrier in true love, just have FUN.
In many cases, true love dies 
out due to pressure from parents 
and the so called 'sober SOCIETY';
unnecessary rules and regulations, 
all those horoscope superstitions, 
caste system rules, create ANXIETY.
As per Section 16 of your nation, a child 
born in a live-in relationship is legal and 
our nation gives respect to 'single MOTHER';
open up your romantic heart for us also, no 

strings attached, yet there may be a child as 
a symbol of love towards each OTHER."- Arindam Sain

SAMUDRA SHANTO ACHE BOLE, EMON NOY, JE SAMUDRA HOBENA ABAAR UTTAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaa hok kore jakhan 
tule deowa gache ANASHAN; 
ebaar tahole kore deowa 
jaak BIBHAJAN.'

BABOOL: 'Oi 'Divide and Rule' 
policy shikiyechilo EENGREZ; 
orey hazaar chesta korle o ki aar 
sojaa kora jaaye kukur er LEZ.'

BABLA: 'Samasya holo, je 
aajkal maanush jaayena CHENA;
kaliyug ee bote, praaye sab kichu 
ee jano taaka diye jaaye KENA.'

BALA: 'Samudra shanto ache bole, emon 
noy, je samudra hobena abaar UTTAL; 
se Shakuni jato ee chaaluk naa 
kano taar dhurto CHAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

NEVER DESTROY THE OLD ROYAL CASTLE WHILE CONSTRUCTING ANOTHER NEW PALACE !!!

"NEW CEO: '10 employees of 50 years 
or so were laid off in this financial year 
who had a much less salary PACKAGE; 
then after getting a new project, you 
guys hired 6 experienced people 

who are within 35 years of AGE.
But, do you know, while scrutinizing 
this HR strategy, why the board 
members are not SATISFIED;
the salary expenses of 6 people are 
1.5 times higher than the expenses of 
those laid off employees, is it JUSTIFIED.'

HR HEAD: 'We wanted to take young 
guys so that project work gets 
completed within the DEADLINE;
we must recruit every year, to maintain 
an interest for talented jobseekers, who 
are constantly applying for jobs ONLINE.'

NEW CEO: 'Never destroy the old 
royal castle while constructing 
another new PALACE;
client has escalated that requirement 
is not fulfilled, though the project has 
been completed at a great PACE.
Clients will give deadlines, but, 
they will pay us the project amount 
only after the total project 
requirements FULFILLMENTS;
those experienced laid off guys were 
experts in fulfilling project requirements, 
you released them, also more expenses 
incurred by doing fresh RECRUITMENTS.
Out of those laid off guys, those who have 
not joined in any other reputed firm, bring 
them back to our company by next WEEK;
maybe, you are not aware of the fact that 
our competitors are always tapping to do 

lateral recruitments to make us WEAK.'"- Arindam Sain

'MAGNIFICENT MURSHIDABAD MASON' BRAND IMAGE !!!

"REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'The 
engineer made a plan of the PROJECT; 
but, still, I have come to you to verify 
whether the plan is PERFECT.'

ROYAL MASON: 'Good to hear that 
you still believe in the 'Experience 
always counts' STATEMENT;
but, you must give some work to the 
workers under me, you don't need to pay 
me any 'consultancy service' PAYMENT.'

REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'I have 
been in this real estate business 
for around 20 years or SO;
your experience as a 
royal mason in this industry 
is around 30 years ALSO.
You guys have been successful
in keeping that 'Magnificent 
Murshidabad Mason' brand IMAGE;
that's why, still, I always consult with you, 
no matter whatever is the architectural 

technology in this modern AGE.'"- Arindam Sain

ODISHA SARKAR KI SUNDAR BHAABE 'SUNDARI' GAACH LAAGIYE SAAJIYE TULECHE 'BHITARKANIKA' !!!

"Kolkata r dike dayeni HAANA; 
oi jharh, jaar naam 'DAANA'.
sudhu bristi tei, berolo Kolkata 
r nikashi byabostha r KANKAAL;
sarkari hospital gulo r saamne 
abaar bhaaschilo JANJAAL.
Agey o naki jomto jwal, 
ekhano jome TAAI;
tahole tumi oi chair e bose, 
ki paribartan ta korle BHAI.
Proti bachor oi joma jwal e, keyu na 
keyu bidyutpristo hoye, jacche MAARA;
eisab akarmanya neta ba netri der 
ke nirbachito koreche KAARA ?
Paschimbanga sarkar jaanei 
na je Sundaram er 'Sundari' 
gaach er ki BHUMIKA;
othocho Odisha sarkar ki sundar 
bhaabe 'Sundari' gaach laagiye 
saajiye tuleche 'BHITARKANIKA'."- Arindam Sain

UNLESS YOU GUN DOWN THE TERRORISTS, THE WORLD ECONOMY WILL NOT PROSPER !!!

"MOSSAD LADY OFFICER: 'When 
China was eyeing to capture 
the Bangladesh MARKET; 
the USA intentionally planned 
to capture St. Martins, that 
island became their TARGET.'

SVR FEMALE AGENT: 'The safe 
hiding places for the terrorists 
operating in India are generally in 
Kashmir, Kerala and West BENGAL;
India may go for twin surgical strikes 
in two neighbouring terrorist nations 
and China may conquer north Pakistan 
which is not a difficult task at ALL.'

SIA MALE AGENT: 'We belong to a 
modern nation and you will always see 
jealousy from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran 
where mentality is still in the Stone AGE;
we welcome the move for a common 
currency of Asia, but, the condition of 
our economy may compel us to send 
back Kerala workers at this STAGE.'

IB MALE OFFICER: 'Our first target 

should be to put an end to financial 
terrorism, so that, those terrorists 
organizations die out of STARVATION;
unless you gun down the terrorists, 
the global economy will not prosper, 
so, we must start joint operations by 
entering into any terrorist NATION."- Arindam Sain

TUFAN JHATKA MUTTON BIRYANI !!!

"BAADAL: 'Korechish ki re bhai, 
Bangaali der ekhan Biryani 
khaowa r jhokh bereche JAANI; 
kintu taa bole, hotath tor dokaan 
e eto bheerh, dokaan er naam, 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton BIRYANI.'

TUFAN: 'Pratham e khulechilam 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton' naam 
e ekta maangsho r DOKAAN;
ekdin ek sarkari bank manager bollen, 
'ekta restaurant khulun aar amader 
bank theke mudra loan niye JAAN'.'

BIDYUT: 'Por er baarshik bachor theke, 
bina mortgage e, Pradhan Mantri Mudra 
Yojana loan paaowa jaabe 20 LAKH;
ohe Tufan Tiwari, ei Paschimbanga tei 
theke ja tui, aar Uttar Pradesh e desh er 
baari te giye chaash korte hobena 'AAKH'.'"- Arindam Sain

MEN FIRE BULLETS AND THESE BITCHES BLEED !!!

"BABLOO: 'I just told my wife that she 

should not make those semi nude 

reels in any social media WEBSITE; 

she filed a false domestic violence 

case against me and for our 

family, she is now a TERMITE.'

BABOOL: 'A wife of any anti-social 

person or a drunkard hardly files 

any case of domestic VIOLENCE;

because he beats her up and even 

her parents so well, if possible, that 

there is always a pin drop SILENCE.'

BABLA: 'These types of 

disgusting girls deserve 

this type of TREATMENT;

even the laws of Hindu marriage act 

has so many bloody loopholes, that 

it requires immediate AMENDMENT.'

BALA: 'By filing false cases, these 

girls do earn money as some judges 

and lawyers also cannot control GREED; 

as the cases are intentionally delayed 

and harassment continues, men fire 

bullets and these bitches BLEED.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK ER KAPAAL E DUKKHO ACHE, JODI BHOOLE JAAYE 'SAHANUBHUTI' AAR 'SOUJONNYO' !!!

"Baro ee bipad boiki, jodi samasta 
daktaar ra deke bose DHARMAGHAT;
samay thakte thaktei kintu 
kaatiye felaa bhaalo, ei JAT.
Eena ra ee samaj er sab 
theke beshi MEDHAABI;
aar nyajyo boiki eder 
sab kota DAABI.
Ekhano hoyni 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR; 
dik e dik e baarche naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.
Prashasan jodi naa dite 
paare sadharan maanush 
der ke SURAKKHA;
ei Bangaali sadharan maanush gulo 
ee hoye uthbe baagh ebong paalta 
maarbe, diye debe uchit SHIKKA.
Ganatantra tairi hoyeche 
janagan er dwara, janagan er 
saarbik surakkha r JONNYO;
prashashak er kapaal e dukkho 
ache, jodi bhoole jaaye 'Sahanubhuti' 
aar 'SOUJONNYO'."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN BEAT EAST BENGAL BY 2-0 AT THE 400TH KOLKATA DERBY ON 19.10.2024 !!!

"It was the 400th Kolkata Derby 
match on 19.10.2024 and the 
Saltlake Stadium was FULL;
initially the East Bengal strikers did try 
hard, but, the Mohun Bagan goalkeeper, 
Kaith was very vigilant and CAREFUL.
Mohun Bagan went for the 
counterattack and Manvir's header 
to net the ball was really EXCELLENT;
but, alas, the Mohun Bagan 
team just fell in the trap of 
offside at that MOMENT.
Had Liston Colaco been successful
in his shots, no doubt, he could 
have become the HERO;
even Mohun Bagan 
could have easily 
won this match by 5-0.
Deep defense of East Bengal got totally 
exposed as the Mohun Bagan strikers 
were raiding every now and THEN;
Manvir utilised the unmarked region 
and gave a fantastic pass and what 
a finish to score a goal by MACLAREN.
The 2nd half 
was of Maclaren and 
Rodriguez PARTNERSHIP;
though, Liston can be the 
trump card for the next matches 
in this CHAMPIONSHIP.
It was a one sided game 
where East Bengal could 
hardly make any IMPACT;
Petratos scored from a penalty 
and Mohun Bagan had to end the 
match with only 2-0 in FACT."- Arindam Sain

MAHALAXMI MAHABHOG !!!

"HERMIT: 'Today, our 'Royal 
Chef' has surely cooked 
something INTERESTING;
on 'Mahalaxmi Mahabhog' day, 

every year, our 'Royal Chef' 

always cooks something EXCITING.'

KING: 'Yes, here comes our 
'Royal Chef' with his 
disciples to serve the FOOD;
his disciples are also learning 
to cook varieties of royal food 
items and they are all so GOOD.'

ROYAL CHEF: 'Namaskar ! 
Maharaj ! you are about to 
enjoy the 'Emperor RICE';
but, this rice is not good for those 
who are having diabetes or fatty 
liver, it is just a little ADVICE.
The black rice is accompanied by 
Barbati (Lobia) Dal, Barbati Bada 
and Banana stem (Thor) CURRY;
this is a very nutritious vegetarian dish, 

but, chew the food items properly, no 

need to eat it in a HURRY.'"- Arindam Sain

TO SAIL THE SHIP SMOOTHLY AND DO LOTS OF FISHING, 'KNOWLEDGE IS POWER' !!!

"GIRL: 'What is true 
love, I do KNOW; 
I want to dance with 
you under the SNOW.
My heart is ringing 
the romantic BELL;
and the brain asks, 'you are 
in love ! oh ! How did you FELL ?'

BOY: 'My income 
is quite LOW; 
and indeed a very 
poor FOLLOW.
But, I do respect your love, 
otherwise, I had no plan 
to settle down at this AGE;
your rich father wants me to venture 
out in your city, but, I will continue 
my small business in our VILLAGE.'

GIRL: 'My father has always 
maintained a diversified portfolio 
while doing the BUSINESS;
we will start a partnership business 
in the city after marriage where 
your investment will be LESS.
In any case, my plan is that 
our children will study in a 
reputed school of this CITY;
my true love is not blind, our 
children will even graduate from a 
top rated world class UNIVERSITY.
No matter, in business, even if it is 
sea storm or just THUNDERSHOWER;
to sail the ship smoothly and do lots 
of fishing, 'Knowledge is POWER'.'"- Arindam Sain

DUI BANGLA TEI EKHAN LAKKHICHHARA DASHA !!!

"Dui Bangla tei ekhan 
lakkhichhara DASHA;
din din baarche Dengue 
aar Malaria r MASHA.
Ei 'Masha' 
maane duskriti 
baa AATANKBAADI;
prashashan aar police kono kaaj 
korchena bolei, Dengue ba Malaria 
e aakranto hocche onek PRATIBAADI.
Ekhan kono 'Bangaali', se Bharat er 
ee hok baa Bangladesh er, baaire 
ghurte gelei khacche AAOWAAZ;
kaaron Paschimbanga ebong 
Bangladesh e, keyu ee surakkhito noy, 
bekarotto o bereche, nei je kono KAAJ.
Bangladesh er rashtriya 
bhasha kondin Urdu 
naa hoye JAAYE; 
edike Paschimbanga teh, Police 
er gaafiloti r jonno, aar aayeen 
shrinkhola thakche na BOJAAYE.
Ekta jogyo prashashak er nirbachan 
korte giye, sadharan maanush jodi 
naye bhool SIDDHANTO;
onek samay ee dekha gache sadharan 
manush er gano andolan baa pratibaad, 
ebong paristhithi hoyeche ASHANTO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED BANGLADESH ON DUSSEHRA DAY BY 3-0 ON 12.10.2024 !!!

"On Dussehra Day, he alone scored 
111 as he fully dominated the GAME;
don't underestimate him, he is wicket 
keeper too, Sanju Samson is his NAME.
Bangladeshi fans used to insult this 
Indian Cricket team time and AGAIN;
Suryakumar showed no mercy on 
the bowlers, let them feel the PAIN.
Riyan Parag responded to the skipper 
and also started to ACCELERATE;
Hardik hammered them and my 
goodness, what a strike RATE !
Slightly short by 3 runs, India 
ended their innings at 297; 
Hardik also missed half a 
ton, as he got out at his 47.
Mayank hunted down 
Emon at the first BALL;
this Bangladesh team must not 
play international cricket at ALL.
Litton Das scored 42 and Towhid 
remained not out at his 63;
on 12.10.2024, India thrashed and 
humiliated Bangladesh by 133.
Also, India whitewashed Bangladesh 
by winning all the 3 matches out of 3;
point to be noted that even Ravi Bishnoi 
proved his class with a spell of 30/3."- Arindam Sain

NEI TOH AAR 'CITY OF JOY'; EKHAN HOYECHE 'CITY OF BHOY' !!!

"Sab ee naaki tuccho ghatona, bojha 
muskil, konta paap aar konta PUNYA;
dui bachor jekhane holo durga pujo, 
sekhaane ei bachor sab ee SHUNYA.
Sab ghatona ee 

naaki ekta barosaro 

CHAKRAANTO;

annyay r pratibaad kore jaara, 
taara ee dekhchi aajkal 
hoye beshi AAKRAANTO.
Bichaar je holona, 
seta toh aar sabai 
jaayeni BHOOLE;
taai jato ee anurodh koruk 
na kano, sabai utsav paalon 
korchena mon KHOOLE.
Baaire r rajye r lokjon 
korche BOLABOLI;
'apnader rajye toh rakkhak ee 
bhakkak, e toh dekhchi GHORKOLI.'
Nei toh aar 'City of JOY';
ekhan hoyeche 'City of BHOY'. 
Medhaabi chaatro chhatri der ke
korte hocche aamaran ANASHAN;
kaaron ahankaar e, andho aar 
atyachaari hoyeche ei PRASHASHAN."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED BANGLADESH BY 86 RUNS ON 09.10.2024 !!!

"When the top order collapsed 
and India was struggling at 41/3; 
Rinku took the responsibility on 
his shoulder to score 53.
Bangladeshi bowlers were not 
aware that Nitish will ROAR;
as he remained not 
out by contributing 74.
Hardik, as usual, played in his 
own style to score a speedy 32;
to win the match, Bangladesh 
required to score 222.
Arshdeep strikes early and all the 
Indian bowlers dominated the SHOW;
Nitish, this time with the ball sent back 

Mahmudullah who was in full FLOW.
On 09.10.2024, India won by 86 runs, 
in T-20, this margin is MASSIVE;
Varun tightened up the screws well, took 
2 wickets, looked quite IMPRESSIVE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA HUMILIATED SRI LANKA BY 83 RUNS ON 09.10.2024 !!!

"Safali started well and Smriti's 
fifty was the icing on the CAKE; 
but Smriti got run out, in future, they
must try to rectify such a silly MISTAKE.
Harmanpreet came in and hammered 
the Sri Lankan bowlers TOO;
she remained not out and in 
just 27 balls, scored 52.
Smriti's captaincy is always 
aggressive, though UNDERRATED;
but, Renuka took 2 wickets within 
powerplay, as it was EXPECTED.
Radha took an 
excellent CATCH;
and behind the stumps, Richa 
was superb in this MATCH.
On 09.10.2024, 
172 runs for Sri Lanka 
was not a PLENTY; 
but, the Indian bowlers 
did an excellent job to 
bundle them out at just 90."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED BANGLADESH BY 7 WICKETS ON 06.10.2024 !!!

"'SKY' won the toss 
and the game is ON;
Arshdeep hunted down 
both Litton and EMON.
Mayank at his top speed ended with 
21/1, though it started with a MAIDEN;
Washington did his job by softly 
dismissing Shanto who scored 27.
Varun bagged 3 wickets, after being 
expensive, a comeback to talk ABOUT;
for Bangladesh, Mehidy Hasan Miraz 
scored 35 runs and remained not OUT.
While chasing 127, both Sanju 
and Suryakumar scored 29;
Abhishek got run out due to a direct 
hit, otherwise, his batting looked FINE.
The meteorological department 
forgot to announce that 'Hardik 
Hurricane' will make a landfall 
on the Bangladesh TEAM; 
on 06.10.2024, India thrashed Bangladesh 
by 7 wickets and Hardik Pandya hammered 
the Bangladeshi bowlers so well that 
they may see him also in their DREAM."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST PAKISTAN ON 06.10.2024 !!!

"Though the toss, 
Pakistan team has WON;
but had a bad start, as 
Renuka started with 1/1.
Arundhuti could have got 5 wickets, 
but had to settle down with THREE;
the Indian fielders cannot afford to miss 
easy catches, as nothing comes for FREE.
To dismiss Fatima, what an excellent catch 
taken by Richa Ghosh, the SUPERSTAR;
Pakistan managed to score 105 runs 
and their highest scorer is Nida DAR.
Smriti got out before the 
completion of POWERPLAY; 
but, Shafali steered the car in 
a decent speed on the HIGHWAY.
By getting rid of Rodrigues and Richa, 
the Fatima Sana created a SENSATION;
all eyes were on Harmanpreet, 
the skipper of India NATION.
On 06.10.2024, India won by 6 
wickets as Harmanpreet led from the 
front with her individual score of 29;
lift this ICC T20 World Cup just like the 
Indian men did, always remember, after 
sunset, there is always SUNSHINE."- Arindam Sain

IF IT IS TRUE LOVE, THEN WE DO SHARE !!!

"THAI GIRL: 'It is better to 
visit a red light area and  
rescue a PROSTITUTE; 
and by returning her to the 
mainstream society, regard her as 
your unfaithful wife's SUBSTITUTE.
She has ditched you, she has 
left you, she is no longer your 
better half, she is now a VULTURE;
in ancient India, men used to marry many 
women, 'Kamasutra' was written here, so 
liberal and modern was their CULTURE.'

INDIAN BOY: 'We say 

that smoking is 
injurious to HEALTH; 
but, on the other hand, we are 
not shutting down cigarette factories 
as it is helping them to gain WEALTH. 
Red light areas are 
giving some revenues 
to them and adultery 
is not a CRIME; 
but, if a person has multiple 
spouses or gets married for multiple 
times, then that person is mentally 
harassed from time to TIME.'

BALINESE HINDU GIRL: 'Come 
to Indonesia, where we respect 
'Love', even though polygamy is 
criticised, but still we DARE;
just like Bhutan, our focus is on happiness 
index, we find out, what makes our beloved 
ones happy, if the demands are not harmful 
or evil, if it is true love, then we do SHARE.'"- Arindam Sain

GYAN ARJAN KORTE HOLE, PORTEI HOBE BHALO KORE PROTYEKTA BISHOY R PAATHYA PUSTAK !!!

"JHUMJHUM: 'Master mashai, 100 
kilogram hole, tobei ki hoy 1 QUINTAL; 
shunlam kon ekta dam theke 
naaki jwal chereche GATOKAAL.'

JOGESHWAR: 'Haan jwal chereche, 
tobe Cusec e, Quintal e NOY;
1 Cusec jwal chhara maane, praaye proti 
second e, 28.32 litre jwal chara HOY.'

JHUMJHUM: 'Accha master mashai, 
dnhoya r rang dekhe ki bojha jaaye, 
kaarkhana e ki hocche TAIRI;
kato ki dekhi edik odik, mon e onek 
prashno jaage, kato kichu jinish er 
byapare ami kichui jaanina MAAIRI'.

JOGESHWAR: 'Gyan arjan korte hole, 
portei hobe bhalo kore protyekta 
bishoy r paathya PUSTAK;
pora e toh toder mon nei, sudhu khaali 
mobile phone e video game khelis 
aar vidyalay teh ese koris BAKBAK.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK JODI HOY MITHYABAADI; TAHOLE TOH PRATIDIN EE BAARBE EK TA EK TA KORE PRATIBAADI !!!

"Prashashak jodi 
hoy MITHYABAADI: 
tahole toh pratidin ee baarbe 
ek ta ek ta kore PRATIBAADI.
Ora o toh chotobela theke kheye 
eseche TATA company r NOON; 
tahole TATA ke kano korlo tata bye bye, 
aasole prashasan e dhoreche GHOON.
Humki diye chaalano 
jaayena PRASHAASAN;
prashasak er prasroy peyeche bolei na 
dik e dik e atyachaar korche DUSSHASAN.
Sadharan maanush raajkar daye boleyi 
kintu fnaaka hoye jaayena oi RAJKOSH;
othocho police aar prashasan debena 
kono pariseva, taai baarche JANAROSH.
'Abhaya' kaando r 
hocchena kono BICHAAR; 
othocho dik e dik e 
berei choleche ATYACHAAR.
Aar jwolche na mombaati, ebaare 
jwolche pratibaad er MASHAAL;
sundar pariseva o bybohaar taa ee mon 
e thake, oi godi thakena CHIRAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

AAR DAL BATI CHURMA NOY, EENA RA EKHAN MAACH BHAATH KHAAN !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kolkata r lokjon bhool 
korena, jakhan kore 'Sainthia' 
(সাঁইথিয়া) r UCCHARAN; 
kintu 'Sain' (সাঁই) shabdo taar 
uccharan taa bhool kore 
fale, janina er ki KAARAN.'

BABOOL: 'Tobe ei 'Sain' (সাঁই)
bangsho kintu Shridi Sainbaba 
(সাঁইবাবা) r bhakto NOY; 
kintu 'Ugra Kshatriya' kano 
bola hoye eder ke, jaante hole, 
ektu itihaas er paata oltaate HOY.'

BABLA: 'Alwar er, ubhay 'Saini' o 

'Sain' (সাঁই) e ra chilo Maharana 

Pratap er aamole r SAINIK;
tarpor Benaras aar Patna 
hoye, Paschimbanga teh 
choriye porlo edik ODIK.'

BALA: 'Patna theke dui 
bhaag hoye, ekta gosthi 
dhuklo Medinipur aar ekta 
gosthi dhuklo BARDHAMAN; 
praaye 100 bachor dhore ei Rajput ra 
achen Bangabhoomi teh, taai hoyeche 
Bangaali, aar dal bati churma noy, eena 
ra ekhan sabai maach bhaath KHAAN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, YOU NEVER KNOW, ANYTIME ANYWHERE YOU CAN CREATE ANY MAGIC !!!

"PUNJABI: 'There is nothing 

more delicious in life than those 

mouth watering chicken DISHES;

I agree that you guys belong to the 

coastal areas, that's why, your taste buds 

are always so fond of so many FISHES.'

BENGALI: 'Those who eat fish like 

me, always have a smart BRAIN;

you are like 'Simran' of DDLJ, always 

running to board the romantic TRAIN.'

PUNJABI: 'It proves that 

we have a good heart and 

we are always OPTIMISTIC;

life becomes boring as your 

brain is too smart to always 

make you think REALISTIC'.

BENGALI: 'That's why, I selected you 

only as my better half, because your 

romantic heart can defy any LOGIC;

when you listen to your heart, you 

never know, anytime anywhere you 

can create any MAGIC.'"- Arindam Sain

GADI CHAARO EBAAR; PAALA BADAL ER SAMAY ESECHE ABAAR !!!

"2011 saal theke sudhu 

shunchi oi shilanyas er ee GALPO; 

Spain e giye ke jano bollo 'Salboni', 
koi tobu elo na toh kono SHILPO.
Takhan kaar din e, keu Calcutta 
University theke 70 percent pele, 
loofe nito je kono SANSTHA; 
aar ekhan sabai 90 percent paaye, 
othocho competitive parikkha e golla 
paaye, eto taa ee kharap ABOSTHA.
Takhan kaar din e, chor dakaat ra Police 
ke bhoy peto bole, sadharan maanush 
kintu Police der ke dito onek SAMMAN;
ekhan toh Police er theke chor e der kadar 
beshi, emon hoyeche ei samaaj, Police 
der ke sahyo korte hoy kato APOMAAN.
Nichu sthar er class e, English 
na poraano ta chilo Baam 
shaasan er ekta baro BHOOL; 
onek Bangla medium chaatro raa IIT 
parikkha pass koreche, eto taa ee bhalo 
chilo sarkari Bangla medium SCHOOL.
Takhan kintu 
reetimato korte 
hoto PORASHONA; 
shikkhak shikkika ra bolei 
diten, 'Pora pore naa aasle, 
aar class er bhitore ESONA'.
Takhan kaar din er class 8 
pass kora lokjon koreche 
je gyan ARJAN;
ekhan kaar graduate pass kora chhatro 
chaatri der seyi gyaan neyi, emon ki 
'Bangaaliyana' ke o diyeche BISARJAN.
Sarkari school e takhan 
kono kharcha ee 
laagto na PRAAYE; 
emni ee nije theke school e chole 
jeto sabai, ekhan toh 'Mid day Meal' 
khaowaa r lobh ei school e JAAYE.
Shikkhak Shikkika raa baari r 
kachakachi r kono school ei korten 
chaakri, chilo onek DWAAITYO; 
aar jehetu pass fail chilo, school gulo r 
moddhe pratiyogita chilo, taai unaara 
protyek bishoy diten samaan GURUTTWO.
Jataytaat e o bisesh khorcha 
hoto na, Bus ebong Tram er 

jonno chilo je 'Student PASS'; 
aar paribahan byabostha o 
chilo durdaanto, ghano ghano 
chilo laal rang er sarkari BUS.
School jabaar samay sarkari 
bus er dorja e moja kore 
jhule jhule JAAOWA; 
aar baari ferbaar samay 
tram e bose, bhalo ee laagto 
khete thanda HAAOWA.
Jei na dhakka 
khelo 'TATA';
pooro rajyer shilpo 
teh elo BNHAATA.
'Calcutta Tram Company' r 

chilo takhan ki daarun pariseva, 

jakhan khamota e chilo 'BAAM'; 
ekhan emon prashasan, je Kolkata r maan 

samman toh gacheyi, oitihaasik oithiyo 
taa o galo, bandho hoye galo TRAM.
Eto sundar swasthyo byabostha 
ekhan ei rajye, je saarbei naa 
apnaar kono BYAMO;
raakh bhai toder oi sathihaara 
card, chollum bhai Vellore e, oder 
satyi ee ki sundar PARIKHATAMO.
Etodin tobu o Bangaali jaati 
sahyo kore nilo, ki dhoirjyoshakti 
ache tahole BHAABOON; 
tobe ei 'Abhaya' kaando 
kintu choriye dilo 
kaata ghaa e NOON.
Aagun er fulki teh diyeche 
phoo, daau daau kore jwolche 
aagun, charidik UTTAAL;
gorje uthlo Bangaali jaati, Royal Bengal 
Tiger er mato, paal tola nouko kore elo 
kato praatibaadi, jwollo kato MASHAAL.
Rakkhak ee jakhan Bhakkak, 
takhan khamotachyuto 
kore deowaa ee BHALO;
jato ee baro hok na kano 
surango, taar thik sesh praanto 
teh giye, dekha jaaye asha r AALO.
Baarota toh baajiyei 
cherecho, gadi chaaro EBAAR;
itihaas er punarabritti ghote boiki, 
paala badal er samay eseche ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

KAHE KI HEY, EI KANYA; PRAKRITI NAHE, MANUSYA JAATI KORIYACHE EI BANYA !!!

"KELTU: 'Kahe ki 
hey, ei KANYA;
prakriti nahe, manusya 
jaati koriyaache ei BANYA.
Ektu na hoy dhukiyache jwal, 
jaaye toh naahi kahaar o PRAAN;
chahiya dekhiyacho ki, je nouka 
koriya aasiteche banya r TRAAN.'

PALTU: 'Tui je 
dekhchi amader ke 
besh bhalo ee HASAALI; 
orrey chalti bhasha r sathe 
sadhu bhasha meshaale, sei 
dosh ke bole, 'GURUCHANDAALI'.
Taah jwal toh aar chhara jaayena 
jatokkhon na rajya sarkar er kichu 
aamla dicche taader SAKKHAR;
se bodhoy bhabche, je vidyalay 
gulo e pass fail neyi bole, 
sabai ekdom NIRAKKHAR'.

BILTU: 'Sei 2011 saal, 

aar ekhan 2024 SAAL;
kothay ki masterplan, ek 
ee rakam roye gache GHATAL.
Paschimbanga r janagan 
koreche je BHOOL; 
aaj dite hocche 
taar ee MAASOOL.'

LALTU: 'Paschimbanga r charidike 
sudhu hataasha aar HAHAKAAR; 
duskriti raa prokasye atyachaar kore, 
police o prashasan ekdom NIRBIKAAR.
Saamnei Durga Pujo, oi 
Durga Pujo e sab kichu 
bhule jaabe 'BANGAALI'; 
abar kono 'Abhaya' r dharshan 
o nrishangso hatyaleela ghotbe, 
ei jaati ta royeyi jaabe KANGAALI.."- Arindam Sain

MAKE THEM FEEL THAT THEY ARE NOT WORKING WHILE SITTING INSIDE A CAGE !!!

"PROFESSIONAL: 'Are we becoming 
too obsessed with 'Rat RACE'; 
are we not feeling exhausted 
after running at a great PACE ?'

PSYCHOLOGIST: 'In this world 
of cut throat competition, the 
high expectations by the 
management often leads to STRESS; 
but, the majority of us get trapped 
because all organizational systems are 
not equipped with smart, streamlined 
and synchronised PROCESS.'

PROFESSIONAL: 'Well, in this regard, 
you cannot blame the management also, 
as they have to survive in the BUSINESS;
but, yes, it is also true that management 
often forgets to focus on two keywords, 

'Efficiency' and 'EFFECTIVENESS'.'

PSYCHOLOGIST: 'In this 
modern world, be it in any 
firm of any NATION; 
employees feel demotivated 
if you don't provide them a 
personal space for INNOVATION.
On the internet, employees of different 
firms are interacting with each other 
through any professional social MEDIA;
when they are discussing any topic, 
they are asking each other, 'Just 
share your opinion or IDEA'.
So, after the discussion, the 
pros and cons of their respective
employer, they can easily RELATE;
More often, HR guys don't take 
feedback from employees and ultimately 
attrition steps in as it becomes too LATE.'

PROFESSIONAL: 'To make a 
smart and simple system, 
emphasis to be given 
on 'Employee ENGAGE'; 
start an 'Innovative Idea' competition to 
accept the best ideas and reward those 

employees to make them feel that they are 
not working while sitting inside a CAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

KICHU TOH GOLMAAL ACHEI ACHE, NOILE LIVE STREAMING KORTE KANO PACCHE ETO BHOY !!!

"SHIVANI: 'Era kothakar murkho 

re, aajkal toh Supreme Court er 

case e o toh live streaming HOY;
kichu toh golmaal achei 
ache, noile live streaming 
korte kano pacche eto BHOY.'

SHARVANI: 'Onekdin aagei eCommittee 
gothito hoyeche, ebong live streaming 
e, je kono case e, swacchota THAAKE; 
ekhaane sab kichu tei kano eto 
lukochuri, kano swacchota thakbena, 
tahole ki shaak diye maach DHAAKE.'

SHRAAVANI: 'Janagan vote diyeche 
bolei na, ora peyeche 5 bachor er jonno 
ekta chuktibhittik chaakri, tahole 
kano debena ora swaccho PARISEBA;
kono ghatona ghotlei, seta tuccho, dustu 
chele ra naaki dustumi korbei, amader tax 
er paisa e oder maaine diye ki laabh, ora 
toh apodharto, aar seje thaake BOBA.'

SHIVARANJANI: 'Sab kshetre 
ee jodi hoy eto DURNITI; 
tahole prashashak hisebe dokkhota 
ki roilo, ki baa roilo taader KERAMATI.
Sadharan maanush er khobh er kaaron 
ei taai, je kano taara duskriti baa 
aparadhi der ke eto daaye PRASROY;
rakkhak ee jodi bhakkak hoye jaaye, 
tahole toh je kono sadharan maanush 
er jonno eta ekta duschinta r BISHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR PADOTYAAG DIK !!!

"MADHULEKHA: 'Pooro aporadh taa 
ee jakhan ekdom PRAATISTHAANIK; 
aar kano, chole jaak Bangladesh
e, ebaar padotyaag DIK.'

MADHULIKA: 'Katogulo deshodrohi ke 
ei Bharat theke taarate hobe TARATARI;
nijeder paa e nijera ee kurul mere, 
korche lafalafi aar BARABARI.'

MALAVIKA: 'Osob Kangaaldesh er 
Kangaal gulo r katha baad daao, 
Farakka r jwal chaarlei jaabe DOOBE;
nehaat Bharat onek udaar bole, 
ekhano oi Kangaal gulo bneche ache, 
noile kharkuto r mato urrey jeto KOBE.'

MANJULIKA: 'Oi bhikhari desh er 
katha baad daao, boli Paschimbanga 
te o toh hocche naari der 
opor nirmam ATYACHAAR;
seshmesh ki protyek ta naari 
ke Maa Durga baa Maa Kali r 
roop dhaaron korte hobe naaki, 
pete 'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

EI APODHARTO GULO KE NIYOG KORLO KAARA !!!

"LALOO: 'Chair e bose, khaini 
khete khete ghumiye pore, 
era naaki debe raat PAHAARA;
naamei security guard, era thaaka aar 
naa thaaka samaan, amra jaante chaai, je 
ei apodharto gulo ke niyog korlo KAARA.'

KALOO: 'Ei kodin aage, ekta maataal 
thik dhore felechilo ekta chichke chor ke, 
oi bole na, jaat e maataal, taal e THIK; 
ami kato gheu gheu korlaam, ei 
security guard gulo ekbaar beriye 
ese dekhlo ee naa edik ODIK.'

DHABALI: 'Maanush kintu ek ta ghatona r 
bichaar hocchena bole, pratibaad korche 
sanghabaddho hoye, eta ee toh CHAAI;
elaaka e kono annyay kaaj hote dekhle, 
sabai ke satarka korbaar jonno, amra o 
jano sangabaddho hoye CHECHAAI.'"- Arindam Sain

DEKHAIYACHE TOMARE JAAHA; TUMI KANO SUDHU DEKHIBE TAAHA !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Dekhaiyache 
tomare JAAHA; 
tumi kano sudhu 
dekhibe TAAHA.'

LEKHAK: 'Ami o toh 
bhabchilam TAAI; 
satyi ee, telepathy r 
jor ache MASHAAI.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Jato baro 
ee aporadhi hok na kano, koreche 
nischoi kono na kono BHOOL; 
haath er chhaap mooche dile o, 
emon o hote paare, je kothao 
hoyto pore royeche ekta CHOOL.'

GOYENDA: 'Shorshe r moddhei 
royeche bhoot, taai hoyto
laagche eto SAMOY; 
sadharan maanush jon kintu chaarbena, er 
sesh dekhei chaarbe, thik bichaar chiniye 
nebe, taai aporadhi raa peyeche BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

GAJANAN EBONG GANAPATI HOLEN GOURIPUTRA GANESH !!!

"Nandi je ekdum 
Prabhu BHAKTO; 
taai taar pokkhe kathin dwaar 
prahari hoya chilo khub SHAKTO.
Taai nijei tairi korlen 
Ganesh ebong taate dilen 
praan, swayang Devi PARVATI;
kintu ki sanghaatik kaando, 
bhetore dhukte dayeni bole, Ganesh 
er mundu dilen kete onaar PATI.
Hey Mahadev, korechen 
marattok BHOOL,
nijer ee putra r dike 
churey maarlen TRISHUL.
Jaao Nandi jaao, niye eso seyi 
mundu, jeta dekhte paabe 
pratham e, hok se je kono PRAANI;
Gajasur er Gajamukh seyi samman 
pelo boiki, kaaron Shiv ee sei aashirvad 
diyechilen, seta amra sabai JAANI.
Ganapati ebong 
Gajanan holen 
Gouriputra GANESH; 
je kono devi devata r pujo r 
aage, korte hobe Ganesh er pujo, 
eta ee Mahadev er AADESH."- Arindam Sain

KHEPE ACHE GOTA PRITHIBI R SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI; AAR NOY, EBAAR BICHAAR CHAAI BICHAA, JWALAO MOMBAATI !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Amabasya r raat, 
charidike ghutghute ANDHAKAAR; 
ei shashaan e, kono awoaaz ee nei,
seaal gulo o aaj korchena CHITKAAR.
Apnar katha mato niye 
esechi ekti khaata aar KALAM;
ei chandal ee tahole aaj raat 
e hobe onaar MAADHYAM.'

TANTRIK: 'Khepe ache gota prithibi 
r samagra Bangaali JAATI;
aar noy, ebaar bichaar chaai 
bichaar, jwalao MOMBAATI.
Bhar korte daao onaake, oi 
chandaal er SHORIRE;
likhben uni thik ee oi 
khaata e, dheere DHEERE.'

LEKHAK: 'Bujhlen mashai, chole 
toh eloom apnaar sathe, jeh 
dekhte, eita thik kirokom HOY;
tobe aaj kintu Bhagaban Ram baa 
Bajrangbali r naam nitei hocche, 
satyi bolte ki, korche ektu ektu BHOY.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Apnar 
bhoy nei, bhoy paoaar katha 
taar, jaar opor korben uni BHAR;
shorir theke beriye jabaar por 
kintu por er din or shorir e thakbe 

durbalota o haalka JWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU JUST KEEP ON GIVING ME ANY BIG AMOUNT OF BRIBE; SO THAT ALL YOUR RICH CORRUPTED AND CRIMINAL CLIENTS CAN SURVIVE !!!

"CORRUPTED JUDGE: 'You just keep 
on giving me any big amount of BRIBE; 
so that all your rich corrupted and 
criminal clients can SURVIVE. 
India is such a funny country where 
you will hardly find any case against any 
corrupted Judge, as there is no strict LAW; 
I will keep on giving the hearing date 
after date, as in the Indian Judiciary 
system, this is the best FLAW.'

CORRUPTED LAWYER: 'Don't you worry 
at all, our rich clients will provide you 
all types of ENTERTAINMENT; 
you don't have to rely on 
the government pension 
also, after your RETIREMENT.
We have hardly seen any ED or Income 
Tax raids on any corrupted Judge for 
earning money in an illegal WAY; 
after retirement, buy a property in any 
foreign nation as from all these intelligence 

officers, you will be staying far AWAY.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOU ARE ROWING IT UPSTREAM, TAKE YOUR TIME, BE STEADY AND SLOW !!!

"ASTROLOGER: 'After reading your palm, 
I predict that you will engage with a girl 
who is from some other NATION; 
but, if my prediction comes true, don't 
be in a hurry, as she may tempt you to 
go to a foreign place for a VACATION.
Don't start rowing the boat 
of romance in full FLOW;
as you are rowing it upstream, take 
your time, be steady and SLOW.'

COMMON MAN: 'Well, recently I 
started liking an air hostess of 
an international AIRLINES; 
though her father is of Indian 
origin but her mother's 
birthplace is in PHILIPPINES. 
You saw some of my photos 
with her in social MEDIA; 
now, I understand, how you are 
generating this type of weird IDEA.
I just wanted to know that after 
jumping to any other company, 
should I get at least 25 percent HIKE; 
but, how funny, you started 
predicting my personal life, 
which I generally DISLIKE.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO ETO NRISHANGSO HOLO SEI RAAT, ER PECHONE ROYECHE KAAR HAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Daktaar noy toh, jano DAKAAT,
manush er pratibaad ke bhabche UTPAAT;
kano eto nrishangso holo seyi RAAT,
er pechone royeche kaar HAAT.
Je sob puja committee nijeder 
paisa e korbe Durga PUJA; 
ekmatro seyi pandal gulo tei jaabo, 
manush ke boka banano, noy eto SOJA.'

BABOOL: 'Pratibaadi der ke maaine 
feraate bolche kalankito KANCHAN; 
orrey, tahole aagey feraate bol Sarada 
aar SSC durniti r kaalo GUPTADHAN.
Sadharan manush er thekei taaka 
loot kore dicche maasik BHAATA;
aar graam er boka mahila gulo bhabche 
je taara peyeche aarthik SWADHINATA.
Etodin hoye galo, taa 
o jodi naa hoy er BICHAAR;
tahole hotei thakbe naari 
der opor ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Humki dicche jeh, pratibaadi 
der naam e korbe FIR, bhabishyat 
naaki kore debe ANDHAKAAR; 
10 koti lok takhan rajneeti tei naambe, 
emon biplab shuru hobe, je maati 
teh pisey jaabe sab AHANKAAR.'

BALA: 'Ekhano toh sabai maath 
e naameni, opekkha e ache, je 
sathik bichaar hobe KOBE;
kintu jodi bichaar naa hoy, ei 
atyachaari duskriti raa nishabde 
kharkuto r mato urrey JAABE.'"- Arindam Sain

KI NRISHANGSO CHILO SEI RAAT; KI AMAANOBIK ATYACHAAR !!!

"LEKHAK: 'Bolen ki mashaai, 
highly suspicious, sesh e kina, 
jato dosh Nando GHOSH; 
tobe akash kintu pariskar 
noy, meghacchonno, kano ee 
baa eto fnhosh FNHOSH.'

GOYENDA: 'Uttarbanga theke 
Kolkata aasbaar jonno, kono night 
helicopter service nei NISCHOI; 
pooro prokriya taa ee chilo purbo 
porikolpito, kintu bhabte pareni, jeh 
eta niye charidike hobe eto HOICHOI. 
Ki nrishangso chilo sei raat, 
ki amaanobik ATYACHAAR; 
taai toh sadharan munush sabai miley 
nemeche path e, chaaite BICHAAR.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Duskriti 
der diye bhangchur kore lopaat 
koreche onek PRAMAAN; 
bhoy peyeche jehetu sadharan manush 
sabai korche pratibaad, taai pratibaadi 
der dicche humki, korche ASAMMAN.
Kano doshi der ke bachaate chaiche, 
tahole ki koyek jon er kaan taanlei 
chole aasbe baro baro MATHA; 
eto ee baa bhoy kiser jonno, ekhane o ki 
cholto durniti, ebaar aar naatok noy, ebaar 
aar paa e noy, hoyeche hriday teh BYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain

SHRAABON MAASH ER KRISHNA PAKKHA R ASHTAM DIN E, JANMO NILEN VISHNU R ASHTAM AVATAR !!!

"Ekti kanthoswar elo bheshe, 
'ei daibobaani shono hey KANGSO';
Devaki r ashtam putra r haath 
ei hobe tumi DHANGSHO.'
Kangso ebaar hoye uthlo 
ekti hingshra POSHU;
ek e ek e hatya holo, maara 
galo Devaki r chhoy ti SHISHU.
Basudeb er saptam putra holo 
Balaram, seta amra onekeyi JAANI; 
ebong taake janmo diyechilen 
Basudeb er aar ekti stree, ROHINI.
Shraabon maash er Krishna 
pakkha r ashtam din e, janmo 
nilen Vishnu r ashtam AVATAR;
Basudeb ebong Devaki r
ashtam putra, Bhagaban 
Shri Krishna naam TAAR.
Madhyaraat e, hocche jharh, 
mushaldhare hocche bristi, karagar 
er rakkhi gache ghumiye, khule 
galo karagar er sab DWAAR; 
Kashyap o Kadru r putra Sheshnaag 
jano hoye galo taader chaata, aar 
Yamuna dekhlo taar bhabishyat er 
Swami ke, koriye dilo nadi PARAPAAR.
Bolle Basudeb, 'ei sahajya 
ta karo, Bhai NANDA;
tomar bou Yashoda r nischoi hobe 
amar ei putra ke PACHANDA.
Yashoda bnedhe raakhto
Shyam ke jakhan TAKHAN;
kaaron Brajabhumi r Gokul e, ei Murali r 
dwara, churi hoye jeto sab MAAKHAN.
Ektu baro hote na 
hotei, Radha r prem 
e porlo MOHAN;
tarpor Banshidhar bnaasi baajalei, Radha 
korto upolobdhi, ek adbhut premjonito 
rangeen jeevan er sukhamoy SAMMOHAN."- Arindam Sain 

KANO KORA HOLO NA CHESTA, JAATE DURNITI HOYE JAAYE BANDHO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Hospital gulo te 
o durniti hoyeche naaki, 
samasya toh besh GAMBHIR; 
onek baro maach thaktei paare 
er pechone, ei durniti r samudra 
taa o dekhchi besh GABHEER.'

BABOOL: 'Pratidin hocche 
raasta e PRATIBAAD; 
aar hoyei choleche 
doshi der JIGGASABAAD.
Niyam kora hok, jeh, jodi hoy 
aswabhabik mrityu, tahole ontoto ek 
saptaaho seyi deho poraano BAARON;
sudhu ek baar noy, onyo daktaar diye 
o ekaadhik baar kora hok mayna 
tadanta, jaante mrityu r KAARON.'

BABLA: 'Corona r samay, 
hospital e je bondhu taake bhorti 
korechilam, seyi dekhi galo MOREY; 
hoyto taar durbhagya, kintu jaara hospital 
e bhorti hoyni, taader Corona galo 
sere, jodi o jwar chilo 3 din DHORE. 

Ebaar uttar chaai, 

onek toh holo PRASHNA; 

atyachaari der maarte, 'Sudarshan Chakra'  

byabohar korechilen swayang Shri KRISHNA.'

BALA: 'Nischoi jene felechilo, 
je hoto onek kichu PACHAAR; 
taai hoyto maarbar aagey, icche korei 
koreche eto nirmam ATYACHAAR.
Gandhari taar chokh e kaparh 
bnedhe raakhto, kintu chilo na 
toh, Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO;
sab kichu jene o kano puraskrito kora 
holo parokkhe, kano kora holo na chesta, 
jaate durniti hoye jaaye BANDHO.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB SAMAY KONO NA KONO BIPLAB ENECHE PARIVARTAN, SEI SAMAY ESECHE ABAAR !!!

"TANTRIK: 'Ei raat 3 te r samay, ke 
re tui, amar ghum ta BHAANGALI; 
kiser jonno ghoraghuri korchish ei 

smasaan e, haan re, tui ki BANGAALI ?'

PETNI: 'Haan go haan, dekhcho 
na aajkal sabai korche michil, 
haath e niye MOMBAATI;
protidin eto dharshan, eto khoon, 
othocho er kono bichaar ee nei, baro 
ee sankat e royeche Bangaali JAATI.'

TANTRIK: 'Matha kharap hoye gele, 
pooro sharir ta ee kaarjyoto BEKAAR;
sab samay kono na kono biplab eneche 

parivartan, sei samay eseche ABAAR.
Humki dekhiye besh kota din kora jaaye 
sadharan maanush er KANTHARODH;
kintu era o bir Bangali jaati, baagh er mato 
gorje uthbei, charidik theke korbe BIRODH.'

PETNI: 'Pratisodh er aagun e jwalchi 
aami, amar aatma ekhano paayeni mukti, 
ei atripto aatma, paayeni je BICHAAR;
sab ee taaka r khela, bichaar byabostha e 
neyi kono aastha, dharshak raa nekre, aar 
oder bondhu ra hyena, korche ATYACHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain