GIRLS ASSUME BOYS AS A LABORATORY GUINEA PIG; TO MAKE SMALL ISSUES LOOK SO BIG !!!

"Girls stare at 
boys whenever they get 
any OPPORTUNITY ! 
Ignore them, to save yourself 
from becoming another 
victim of their FEMININITY. 
But, their beauty and 
seducing powers attracted 
you towards them 
and you fell in that HONEYTRAP; 
and then after some days, you started 
feeling as if inside a deep rectangular 
bathtub, you are just 
another kidnapped CRAB. 
Girls say, 
'Oh ! you are not 
at all ROMANTIC'; 
when you say, 'I love you' to them 
too frequently, they say, 'Oh ! 
Boys are really so SICK.' 
When boys are only focusing on 
romance, girls say, 'let us take a step 
forward, as we are fed up of those 
vegetables and vibrating TOYS. 
When boys satisfy them for many days, 
they say, 'Boys are so wild, and in 
excited mode, surely become PLAYBOYS.' 
When boys tell girls 
about lifelong partnership, 
responsibilities and COMMITMENTS; 
the girls generally try to ignore it by giving 
several excuses, so many greivances 
and false emotional SENTIMENTS. 
Girls do experiment on boys, assuming 
that each and every one is just like 
any laboratory guinea PIG; 
and keep on shouting and quarreling to 
worsen the small issues further 
and make it so BIG."- Arindam Sain

INDIA HAD A VICTORY OVER SOUTH AFRICA BY 6 WICKETS ON 5TH JUNE 2019 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2019 !!!

"With the 
white KOOKABURRA, 
the South African openers got 
dismissed by BUMRAH. 
Though, Chahal had a sensational 
bowling figure of 4/51, 
still, the contributions of the South African 
middle order batsmen were a good ONE, 
and surprisingly, Rabada 
alone scored 31. 
Bhuvaneswar took 2 wickets as 
he also bowled FINE, 
and South Africa got 
restricted to 227/9. 
Rabada took the wickets 
of Shikhar and RAHUL, 
but, Sharma and Mahendra 
kept themselves COOL. 
On 5th June 2019, India 
defeated South Africa by 
6 wickets at SOUTHAMPTON; 
as Rohit scored 122 runs alone 
and indeed it was 
a very sensible TON."- Arindam Sain

SEVADAASHI HOYE THAAKO MOR, AAJ THEKEY; JEHETU PROCHUR BHALOBASHO TUMI AMAAKEY !!!

"Kohiley Yashomati, 'Shono hey Rajan, 
ami hotey chaai tomaar SEVADAASI; 
jaani naa kano je 
tomaare ami eto BHALOBAASI.' 
Raja Dandanayaka bolle, 'Mon e hoy, 
eta toh noy BHALOBAASA; 
sudhu ee hoyto mitbey 
shorir er khuda o PIPAASA'. 
Yashomati rege bolle, 'Shatru rajya r 
yuvaraj er saathe 
paaliyeche Rani KOUTUKI; 
seyi daaini r thekey 
dherh beshi bhalobaase apnaare, 
apnaar rajya r ei RAJNARTAKI. 
Cheyechi ami sudhu ee 
tomaar prem o BHALOBASHA. 
Rani hobaar bindumaatro o neyi 
kono baasona, akhyankaa o ASHA; 
saara jeevan thakbo tomaar saathe, hoy 
tomaar sevadaasi, eituku daao BHAROSHA.' 
Raja bolley muchki hesey, 
'Kothay je rakhbo TOREY; 
jano kokil bolchey prem er buli 
kono ek basanta kaal er BHOREY. 
Ami je tor naach dekhey 
mugdho hoye jaai PRATIDIN; 
Bhalobasha ki oto ee sahaj kaaj ! 
ei kaaj kintu besh KATHIN. 
'Prem' shabdo r maane ekhan o 
amaar kachey besh JOTIL. 
Hotath Kokil er prem e ki tobey; 
porey galo ei CHEEL ! 
Emni te, roop e goon e, tumi 
ekkebarey chaand er KONA; 
kintu bipod er samay, dekhaateyi paaro 
tumi tomaar beeshadhar FONAA. 
Bhalobasha r ekti 
bisesh GOON; 
hridmajhare thik jwoltey ee thaakey 
prem er AAGOON. 
Thik achey thaako hoye mor 
sevadashi aaj THEKEY; 
upolabdhi je hocchey amaar, je prochur 
bhalobasho tumi AAMAAKEY.'"- Arindam Sain

ENJOY LIFE AND ROMANCE ANYTIME, DON'T DO TOO MUCH ANALYSIS; FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE SPENDING A GOOD TIME IN ANY OASIS !!!

"GIRL:'What have 
you achieved by 
running AWAY ? 
You have been handcuffed 
by any girl like me in almost 
each and every HIGHWAY.' 
BOY: 'No matter, in the midnight hours, 
how much they SHOUT; 
in the morning they 
had to bail me OUT. 
I do understand 
the meaning of 'Love' WORD; 
but, when it comes to commitment, 
for me, it becomes too WEIRD. 
No matter how much 
the society sucks my life, 
I believe in marching FORWARD. 
I prefer to do romance on any tree of 
any forest, but not in any cage, as 
I am a freedom lover, flying BIRD. 
Whenever I see 
any BEAUTY; 
my good heart starts performing 
its romantic DUTY. 
I learned from the girls only 
about how to FLIRT;  
but, at the end of the day, girls are always 
smarter than me to steal my HEART.' 
GIRL:'Oh ! my sweet, cute and cool DUDE ! 
Why your heart is so GOOD ? 
Those girls who really love you, 
are always vigilant on you and 
they do CARE; 
but, they also know that their love 
towards this naughty and foolish boy 
is always getting SHARED. 
In the days of landline telephones, over 
the telephone, for so many minutes, 
you used to TALK. 
After the emergence of Internet and social 
media, you have become a typewriter and 
learned how to block and UNBLOCK. 
The door of your heart 
needs a LOCK, 
as you are still like a special sailing ship 
which does not anchor on any fixed DOCK.' 
BOY: 'Enjoy life and romance anytime, 
don't do too much ANALYSIS; 
falling in love is like spending a 
good time in any OASIS.'"- Arindam Sain

6 PSU BANKS AND 3 PRIVATE BANKS OF 'NAVODAY NAVARATNA' SYSTEM WILL COMPETE HARD WORLDWIDE TO CREATE A GLOBAL BRAND NAME !!!

"India is now becoming 
a land of wilful DEFAULTERS; 
and PSU Banks are passing through 
a phase of distress and DISASTERS. 
Even if a strong government cannot 
pass a strong 'Loan Recovery Bill', 
then it is a shame to have 
so many MINISTERS. 
Voters will vote against corruption, but, 
due to callousness of the Indian 
Government, Indian economy will always 
be affected badly by those FRAUDSTERS. 
There is a need 
to form a 
Banking CORPORATION; 
and reduce the number of loss 
making branches for better 
control and CONSOLIDATION. 
Neither there is a need 
for so many BANKS; 
nor is a need to have so many 
top management RANKS. 
To compete in the International markets 
in this age of GLOBALISATION; 
time has come in Indian Banking sector, 
to go for Mergers and ACQUISITIONS; 
based on any PSU Bank's location base, 
customer base and financial POSITIONS. 
After merging of banks, 
each bank will 
have a huge 
capital, advance and NPA BASE; 
and the number of employees per branch 
will increase to provide more improved 
customer services to a huge number of 
customers as per Bank's DATABASE. 
A time will come soon, when to keep 
money in any Bank, a customer has to 
pay a 'Custodian CHARGE'. 
Globally, the message from the Indian 
Banking sector will be, 'We have made 
all of them so LARGE'. 
6 PSU Banks and 3 Private Banks 
in India will make a 
'NAVODAY NAVARATNA' SYSTEM. 
Each and every Bharatiya Bank will 
compete hard worldwide to create 
a global brand NAME."- Arindam Sain

ANAMIKA HOTI HAIN KUCH MOHABBAT KI RISHTEY; KAANTON BHARI HEE SAHI, PAR GULAABI HOTI HAIN YEH PYAR KE RAASTEY !!!

"Jab se mila hain tumhari haaton se 
woh pyar ka GULAAB; 
naa jaane kyon tab se maine chorh 
diya hain peena SHARAAB. 
Yeh mann dikhne laage 
kitne saare KHWAAB; 
aur kyon na ho aisa, kyon ki tumhari 
khubsoorati hain LAJAWAAB. 
Kya suhaani barsaat ki raat 
thi woh, thodi si lassi, 
thoda sa KEBAAB; 
maano jaise ek shehzaadi ke 
mohabbat mein magan 
koi aashiq NAWAAB. 
Samay ke saath saath 
baane hum tumhari 
bacche ke BAAP; 
koi bhi pyar toh, pyar hee hoti hain, 
issey badnaam naa karo 
kaheke ussey, PAAP. 
Samaaj ke saamne, shaadi nahi hui 
toh kya, yeh dil toh maanti hain 
tumhe aapni BEGAM; 
dur ho tum mujhse kitni, 
phir bhi baajti hain 
dil mein pyar ki SARGAM; 
aur bhoola deti hain 
yeh roz ki bhaagdaud ki zindagi 
ki saare GAM; 
bhagwan se yehi dua hain 
ki, yeh mohabbat hamaari 
kabhi na ho KAM; 
bacchey toh jawaan ho gaye hain, 
chalo dono mil ke phir rahein eksaath 
jab taak yeh saasein naa jaaye THAM. 
Anamika hoti hain kuch 
ajeeb mohabbat ki RISHTEY; 
kaanton bhari hee sahi, par gulaabi hoti 
hain yeh pyar ki RAASTEY."- Arindam Sain

JEBHABE CHARIDIKEY SHURU HOYECHEY BHANGAN; 2021 ER AAGEYI HOYTO SHURU HOYE JAABE MAHARANN !!!

"Ohe Radhika, khub ee 
byatha peyeche KANHA; 
Delhi r sapathgrahan e 
tumi jehetu ELENA. 
Na Na NA; 
aar raag KORONA. 
Tumi aasbey boleyi, 
oraa taairi chilo SUNLAAM; 
tumi gaari theke naambe boleyi, 
bolechey ora, 'Jai Shri RAM'. 
Kheyechey onekeyi 
vijay r laddoo, 
mekhechey gerua ABEER; 
shraddha jaanayi Bangabhoomi r 
seyi shaheed gerua sainik der, 
jaara satyi chilen khub VEER. 
Jodi o baaire bidesh e, 
onek prashongsha 
peyechey KANYASHREE; 
sadharan maanush er opor 
anyay aar atyachaar kore 
diyechey sab BEESHREE; 
taai toh sadharan maanush er 
aashirbaad e, kendriya mantri 
hoyechen Raiganj er DEBOSHREE. 
Gaashfool cherey padma phool 
haath e tuley nilen MUKULPUTRA. 
Shuru holo bujhi gerua jersey poraar hirik, 
jaake bolaa jaaye ganatantra r 'RAMSUTRA'. 
Ghanaghana Police der 
badli kano eto SUNI ? 
Kiser bhitti teh jeh mantritwa r 
radbadal holo, ki JAANI ? 
Jebhabe charidikey 
shuru hoyechey BHAANGAN; 
2021 er aageyi hoyto shuru 
hoye jaabe MAHARANN."- Arindam Sain