GIRLS ASSUME BOYS AS A LABORATORY GUINEA PIG; TO MAKE SMALL ISSUES LOOK SO BIG !!!

"Girls stare at 
boys whenever they get 
any OPPORTUNITY ! 
Ignore them, to save yourself 
from becoming another 
victim of their FEMININITY. 
But, their beauty and 
seducing powers attracted 
you towards them 
and you fell in that HONEYTRAP; 
and then after some days, you started 
feeling as if inside a deep rectangular 
bathtub, you are just 
another kidnapped CRAB. 
Girls say, 
'Oh ! you are not 
at all ROMANTIC'; 
when you say, 'I love you' to them 
too frequently, they say, 'Oh ! 
Boys are really so SICK.' 
When boys are only focusing on 
romance, girls say, 'let us take a step 
forward, as we are fed up of those 
vegetables and vibrating TOYS. 
When boys satisfy them for many days, 
they say, 'Boys are so wild, and in 
excited mode, surely become PLAYBOYS.' 
When boys tell girls 
about lifelong partnership, 
responsibilities and COMMITMENTS; 
the girls generally try to ignore it by giving 
several excuses, so many greivances 
and false emotional SENTIMENTS. 
Girls do experiment on boys, assuming 
that each and every one is just like 
any laboratory guinea PIG; 
and keep on shouting and quarreling to 
worsen the small issues further 
and make it so BIG."- Arindam Sain