NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CONSUME BUTTER, GHEE, RICE, CHAPATTI OR BUN; YOU HAVE TO DO SOME DAILY PHYSICAL EXERCISE TO ALLOW THE CALORIES TO BURN !!!

"No matter how much you consume 
butter, ghee, rice, chapatti or BUN; 
you have to do some daily physical 
exercise to allow the calories to BURN. 
If you sit idle the entire day 
at a same place, it may 
make you FAT; 
so, why don't you walk to and fro 
even in a shorter distance inside 
a room like any wild CAT. 
You don't need to go to 
any gym, just do a simple 
yoga exercise on MEDITATION; 
utter the word 'Om' for quite 
a few times, as it will give you 
more mental RELAXATION. 
Drink a glass of 
sattoo sarbat in the MORNING; 
and drink a glass of 
lassi in the EVENING. 
Everyday, drink 
at least 5 liters of WATER; 
start your lunch or dinner by eating  any 
food item which tastes BITTER."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI KHUB GAMBHIR BHABHEYI AAMI; JE CHAAND E GIYE KOBJAA KORBO KOYEKSHO ACRE JOMI !!!

BABLOO: 'Bhabchi khub 
gambhir bhabheyi AAMI; 
je Chaand e giye kobjaa 
korbo koyeksho acre JOMI. 
Emni teyi toh maanush er ekhan 
obhyesh hoye jacche mask PORAA; 
jehetu gharbandi, taai mobile phone ei 
kato ee na katha hoye jaccha SAARA. 
Ei Bharatbarsha ee banaabe Chaand e 
ekti notun sahar, jaar naam 
debo ami, 'BHARATCHANDRA'; 
jodi o, e toh aar 'Indraprastha' tairi 
hobe naa, je Devataa 'Viswakarma'  
ke dwaittyo deben Devataa 'INDRA'.'

BABOOL: 'Oi sahar taa hoteyi hobe, 
opor e ebong chaturdike, ekti bishaal 
aakaar er swaccha kaanch diye GHERA; 
ekti krittim bayumandal tairi korte 
hobe, jekhaane krittim upaaye 
jaabe chaashbaash KORA. 
Oi sahar er 
bhetorh e jakhan 
thaakbo, takhan mon e 
hobe je, aar ek prithibi teh 
korchi BASOBAAS; 
kintu oi sahar er dorjaa periye, baaire 
Chaand e ghurtey geleyi, porte hobe 
oxygen mask, bhaari poshak, thaakbe 
ekta satellite phone aar ekta 
'Space Locator' COMPASS.'"- Arindam Sain.

LIKE YOU, YOUR DAUGHTER IS ALSO FOND OF DRAMABAAJI; LET US START THE DRAMA IN OUR HOUSE, COME ON MY SWEET HUBBY, MY SWEET PAA JI !!!

"DADDY: 'No ! No ! Don't go outside ! 
Oh ! Look at your hairs, use shampoo 
tomorrow, don't keep those long NAILS; 
stay inside the house for 21 days, as 
there is a demon outside, let me tell 
you some good FAIRYTALES.'

DAUGHTER: 'No ! No ! Papa ! I have a 
different idea, from this story book, let us 
do drama by reading the DIALOGUES; 
or maybe, we can 
do drama on some 
of your funny BLOGS.'

MOMMY: 'Ha ha ha, your 
daughter is like you only, 
she is also fond of 
all those DRAMABAAZI; 
yes, let us do a drama inside our house, 
I like the idea, don't think too much, 
let us start the drama, my hubby, 
my sweet PAA JI.''- Arindam Sain

AASLI HINDUSTAN KO SAMAJHNE KE LIYE KAAFI NAHI HAIN ISKI MAANCHITRA; DIKHAIYE 1990 KE DASHAK KI TV SERIAL AUR BOLLYWOOD KI SARBAKALIN SARBASRESHTA CHALISH CHALACHITRA !!!

"'Kya karein, ya naa karein', 
kya yehi sawaal pooch 
raha hain aap ka DIL; 
sirf aap hee nahi, 
crore o Hindustani hain 
ish 'Lockdown' mein SAAMIL. 
Yeh yuddh ka sainik hum 
sab log hain, hum sab yeh 
yuddh ke liye hain KAABIL; 
ish baar shatru koi aatankvaadi nahi, 
ish baar shatru hain ek aatankvirus, 
joh hain ek adrishya KAATIL. 
Bhrasthachaar ko rokne 
ke liye tha 'NOTEBANDI'; 
aur 'Corona Virus' rokne 
ke liye hain aab 'GHARBANDI.' 
Kyon na kar de Cable Connection 
ka har TV Channel aagle chalish 
din o ke liye bilkul MUFT; 
har Hindustani apne ghar o mein baithke 
TV program o ka anand uthayega aur rahega 
'Corona Virus' ke aakraman se MUKT. 
Dekhna chahte hain humlog 1990 ke dashak 
ki 'Ramayana', 'Mahabharata', 'The Sword of 
Tipu Sultan', 'Chandrakanta', 'Wagle ki Duniya', 
'Mungerilal ka haseen sapne', 'Malgudi Days', 
'Alif Laila', 'Karamchand', 'Tehkikaat', 'Jungle 
Book', 'Byomkesh Bakshi' phir se EKBAAR; 
kaise bhool sakte hain 'Bikram aur Betaal', 
'Chanakya', 'Krishna', 'Jai Hanuman', 'Bharat 
ek khoj', 'Surabhi', 'Tu tu main main', 
'Shrimaan Shrimati', 'Dekh bhai dekh' 'Johnny 
and his flying robot', 'Sea Hawks', 'Circus', 
jisse dekhne ko jee karega BAARBAAR. 
Aasli Hindustan ko 
samajhne ke liye, kaafi 
nahi hain sirf iski MAANCHITRA; 
dikhayie 1990 ke dashak ki TV serial aur 
Bollywood ki sarbakaalin sarbashestra 
chalish CHALACHITRA."- Arindam Sain

BAHUT DINO BAAD KHULI HAIN YEH KHIDKI; LAAGTA HAIN KI AAJ ACCHE MIZAAZ MEIN HAIN YEH GUSSEWALI LADKI !!!

"Bahut dino baad 
khuli hain yeh KHIDKI; 
laagta hain ki aaj acche mizaaz 
mein hain yeh gussewaali LADKI. 
Pataa nahi kaise 
achanak ho gayi thi uski 
yeh prem kahaani SHURU; 
naye naye aaye teh hum ish sahar mein, 
ek din ek public bus mein baithi thi 
mere bagal mein, yeh 'CHARU'. 
Hum teh 'ALLAHABADIAN'; 
aur woh thi 'INDIAN'. 
Aah ! nahi samjhe, arrey hum dono 
hee hain Hindustani, par dono alag 
alag bank o mein karte teh KAAM; 
shakha sanjuktikaran hone ke 
baad pata chaala ek doosre ko, 
ek doosre ka NAAM. 
Baatein hoti rahi office mein, 
thodi dosti bhi huyi, ekdin woh 
boli, 'Mika alakana ! Ninkal ORRAI !'; 
jab acchi mood mein raheti hain 
toh aapni maatribhasha mein najaane 
kya bolti hain yeh, 'Miss MADURAI' ! 
Phir boli, 'Ghar jaake isko padhna 
aur kaal mere ko jawaab dena' 
aur de diya mere ko ek KHAT; 
ghar jaa ke dekha ki woh hain prempatra, 
lo aab mere ko bhi banna hain 
kya doosra 'Chetan BHAGAT'. 
Humne naa bol diya, par Tamil ladkiya 
bhi Rajput aur Jat ladki ki tarah 
hoti hain bahut hee ZIDDI; 
hum jish ilaake mein ek bhaarey ke ghar 
mein rahete hain, thik ush ke ultey taraf 
ka makaan mein aapni pairh RAAKHDI. 
Hum bhi kam ziddi hain ke, 
usse baatein karna hee lagbhag 
kar diye teh BANDH; 
woh khidki bandh hee rakhti thi 
gussey mein, taah ki woh bhool saake 
hamaare dosti ka SAMBANDH. 
'Corona Lockdown' ke teesre din, woh 
kholi khidki aur boli, 'Mmmuah, 
naan unnay KAADHLIKKIREN; 
humne bola, 'Aaj, tumhari 
yeh pyar ko sweekar 
karta hain yeh, 'DHIREN.'"- Arindam Sain

IT IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EXPERIENCE 'DIGITAL BANKING'; IT IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EXPERIMENT 'DOORSTEP BANKING' !!!

"It is the ideal time to 
experience 'Digital BANKING'; 
It is the ideal time to 
experiment 'Doorstep BANKING'. 
Think about the new business 
opportunities getting opened 
in the digitalized world, 
be smart and WISE; 
be safe, be sanitized, be secured, but, 
also don't panic, as for the Indian 
economy in the long run, this war against 
'Bioterrorism' is a blessing in DISGUISE. 
This is the ideal time 
to provide online discounts 
to encourage more YOUNGSTERS; 
also, many sceptical customers who are 
seeing no other option than to go for digital 
transactions will also become MASTERS. 
'SBI' already has a good doorstep banking 
facilities for the senior citizens, it is the 
ideal time for its MARKETING. 
'Snapdeal' personnels also have POS 
devices to deliver cash at your doorstep, 
which is really a good THING. 
Any 'IPPB (Indian Post Payments Bank)' 
customer of any Post Office can avail 
doorstep banking by dialing 155299; 
even in 'HDFC Bank', there is doorstep 
banking facility, 'premium customers' 
don't need to stand in LINE. 
'Paytm' can also start 
'Cash Delivery at your Home' 
service for those people 
only who are having a 
'Paytm' Bank ACCOUNT; 
after booking an appointment', a 'QR Code' 
will be generated, the Paytm Executive will 
check your Aadhaar, QR code and after 
biometric authentication, you will get cash 
of your withdrawal AMOUNT."- Arindam Sain

ISH EKKISH DIN MEIN, HAR DO KILOMETRE TAK GHUMTA RAHEGA 'CHALAMAN SABJI MANDI'; JAHAAN CHAAR SHASHASTRA POLICE KI NIGHRAANI MEIN SAHI DAAM MEIN BECHI JAAYEGI ALOO, PEYAAZ, BAIGAN AUR BHINDI !!!

"Ish ekkish din mein, 
har do kilometre tak ghumta 
rahega 'Chalaman Sabji MANDI'; 
jahaan shashatra chaar police ki 
nighraani mein sahi daam mein bechi 
jaayegi aloo, peyaaz, baigan aur BHINDI. 
Har 'Chalaman 
Sabji Mandi' ke 
van mein 
rahenge chaar 
sabji DUKAANDAAR; 
har ek van mein 30 kilo bhindi, baigan; aur 
70 kilo ka aloo aur peyaaj rahega, aur har 
sabji 1 kilo kar ke hee milenge har ek 
grahaak o ko, aur khareedne ke liye 
dikhaana parega apna 'AADHAAR'. 
Police woh 'Aadhaar number' aur aap ka 
tasveer le legi aur ek khaate mein aap ka 
'Aadhaar' number aur naam likh LEGI; 
aagle chaubbish ghante ke andar ush 
Aadhaar number wala byakti ko ush 
'Chalaman Sabji Mandi' se sabji nahi MILEGI. 
Subah ke 7 baaje se 
le ke 11 baaje tak 
yeh 'Chalaman Sabji Mandi' 
har mohalle se GUZREGI; 
joh joh log 'Empower', 'Yono', 'Paytm', 
'Google Pay', 'Amazon Pay', 'PhonePe' ya 
doosre koi app se dukaandaar ke 
account mein paisa transfer KAREGA; 
ush graahaak ko 
dukaandar 500 gram aloo 
aur 500 gram peyaaz bilkul 
free mein extra de DEGA. 
Police aadhikarik mic pe 
bolta rahega barabar, 
taah ki aap sabji, ghar ke 
nachdeek hee KHARIDEY; 
surakshit dooriyan barkaraar rakhein, 
kyon ki yeh jung jeetne ke liye, sirf 
aap hee logon ke upar hee 
hain sab ki UMMEEDEY."- Arindam Sain