AFTER ANY PROCESS OF AMALGAMATION; THE REAL CHALLENGE IS THE 'STAFF SENSITIZATION' !!!

"After any process 
of AMALGAMATION; 
the real challenge is 
the 'STAFF SENSITIZATION'. 
It does take some 
time to get the 
entire process STREAMLINED; 
the guidance and cooperation must be 
there from all ends, so, that, not a 
single employee feels SIDELINED. 
'IT' and 'HR' are two 
important pillars of any 
'Mergers and ACQUISITIONS'; 
then comes the analysis 
of 'Synergy Factor' and 
all departmental INTEGRATIONS. 
The rural customers are 
the real beneficiaries of the 
project of 'Financial INCLUSION'; 
all the queries regarding mergers 
to be attended smoothly to 
clear any type of CONFUSION. 
The more simple and transparent 
is the system of any organization 
for its own EMPLOYEES; 
the faster that organization can improve its 
net profitability by capitalizing on all types 
of business OPPORTUNITIES."- Arindam Sain

I FEEL AS IF A RIVER IS FLOWING OUT OF MY HEAD, AS I SWEAT TOO MUCH !!!

"GIRL:'When you got selected in IBS, 
Chennai, you applied for IBS, Kolkata; when 
you were given posting in Chennai by Canara 
Bank, you applied for Kolkata, why SO ? 
Recently, Allahabad Bank got merged with 
Indian Bank, so, if in future, your posting 
is given in Chennai, will you again 
apply for Kolkata ALSO ?'

BOY: 'I love South Indian foods, 
and the word, 'Chennai' is not 
allergic to me as SUCH; 
but, in any hot and humid weather 
conditions, I feel as if a river is flowing 
out of my head, as I sweat too MUCH.'

GIRL: 'Ok, I got it ! I don't know other than 
South Indian dishes, which other 
food items you really like to EAT; 
but, people do sweat when they eat too 
spicy foods, but, in your case, I think you 
must avoid eating too much red MEAT. 
Maybe, in future, there can be some 
blood pressure related problems, 
that you may FACE; 
but, you were in Hyderabad for  2 years, 
have you not sweated there too much in 
that competitive corporate rat RACE ?'

BOY: 'The climate of Hyderabad City is 
dry hot, not too much HUMIDITY; 
and its cosmopolitan culture has improved 
the standards of its living QUALITY. 
I would prefer a posting at any 
Hill station, where I will not SWEAT; 
for me, the winter season and any 
cool weather is just PERFECT.'

GIRL: 'When at a very 
cold temperature, you will 
see ice EVERYWHERE; 
then, you will also say that the tropical 
climate is better, oh ! no ! so cold, 
take me out of HERE.'"- Arindam Sain

TALK LESS, DON'T BE SO VOCAL; JUST SILENTLY, SELL GLOBAL, PRODUCE LOCAL !!!

"After 2008, the world economy 
reboots again in 2020; 
for environmentalists and wild animal 
lovers, there are good news in PLENTY. 
Who blew the whistle to offer 
whom, a penalty SHOT; 
the scoreboard will itself reveal whether 
the goalkeeper is a good one or NOT. 
Oil under the soils 
is just a LIQUID; 
but, it cannot be more precious 
than the oxygenated red FLUID. 
In the name of DIPLOMACY; 
who wanted to attain SUPREMACY ! 
The type of weapon 
is just DIFFERENT; 
but in the holy rivers, there is 
always a divine UNDERCURRENT. 
Lots of praises failed 
to make whom 
feel too COMPLACENT; 
successful administrative machineries 
are surely creating so much tensions in 
each and every enemy TENT. 
The weapon worked there, where it 
was not actually TARGETED; 
the Intelligence Officers and the 
Medical Experts timely PREDICTED. 
The word, 'Developing' will 
evolve as 'DEVELOPED'; 
by the time the chain of 
the cycle is STOPPED. 
At the global level, 
the GDP growth rate 
will remain LOW; 
but, at the local level, the 
'Demand-Supply' equilibrium will 
increase the business WORKFLOW. 
'Swadeshi' firms 
to be given 
full Tax RELAXATIONS; 
whereas, the foreign firms will be 
charged more to have some 
good revenue COLLECTIONS. 
Talk less, don't be so VOCAL; 
just silently, sell GLOBAL, 
produce LOCAL."- Arindam Sain

JE JAAI BOLUK BHAAYA, DAKTAAR KINTU DAKTAAR; THIK JANO BHAGWAN ER AVATAR !!!

"Aaj ami ASUSTHA; 
ke koribe SUSTHA. 
Shorir er bhetor e 
koto ee na UTPAAT; 
thaaki ektu ghar e, niyi ektu 
bishraam, khaai maach BHAATH. 
Orrey ke achish kothay, rickshaw 
kore niye chal AMAAREY; 
emni teyi paaye amaar baat, taar opor 
abaar ektu kheel dhorechey KOMOREY. 
Koi he 
baba 'AGNISWAR'; 
tomaar baba r mato ee dekhchi 
peyecho roop aar KANTHOSWAR. 
Aar balo kano baba, hotath kaal 
raat e elo ektu JWAR; 
majhemoddheyi kaapuni diye 
uthche ei shorir, korche THARTHAR. 
Taah khokha, 
biye tiye ekhano 
koroni BUJHI; 
amaar ekta naatni achey botey, 
jamon sundari, temni forshaa, 
naam 'Manikanchan MAJHI'. 
Tomaar baba, 'Daktaar Abaniswar' 
kintu chilo amaar ee 
khub bhalo CHAATRO; 
tomaar baba r biye r ghatkali ami ee 
korechilum he, sattyi tomaar baba 
chilo ekti RAJPUTRA; 
taah kichu mon e karona bhaaya, 
amaar naatni r jonnyo kintu 
tumi ekdum upojukto PATRA. 
Amaar naatni ekhan 
porchey DAKTAARI; 
amaar hatobhaaga choto chele taa toh 
royeyi galo 'Indian Bank' er DAPTARI. 
Oi kagaj e osudh likhey 
diley bujhi EKGAADA; 
taah jeta bolchilum, naatni aamar 
khub ee sundari, thik jano, 'JAYAPRADA'. 
Seyi toh baba ekdin 
bosteyi hobe biye r PEERITEY; 
taah eso na kaal 
bikeley amaader BAARITE. 
Je jaai boluk bhaaya, 
Daktaar kintu DAKTAAR; 
thik jano 
bhagawan er AVATAR."- Arindam Sain

THE TIME HAS COME TO TEACH THE CHINESE PEOPLE, A HARD LESSON !!!

"The time has come to teach the 
Chinese people, a hard LESSON; 
the cold war of 
India Vs China is now ON. 
Your private data is not safe 
when you are using 
the Chinese 'UC BROWSER'; 
you may be creating your own video and 
earning money in 'Tiktok', but, actually, 
the app is a Chinese FUNDRAISER. 
We know that to use 'Vivo', 'Oppo', 'Redmi', 
'Xiaomi', 'Gionee' mobile handsets, you 
don't need to pay any extra TAX; 
but, you can boost the Indian economy, 
if you use the mobile handsets of 'Lava', 
'Karbonn' 'iBall', 'Jio' and 'MICROMAX'. 
Even try to ignore 'Alibaba', 
rather give attention 
to our desi 'FLIPKART'; 
even the desi 'Grofers' provide you the 
highest discounts when you buy after 
adding the products to the CART. 
You also cannot FORGET; 
another Indian brand, 'BIG BASKET'. 
For online payments, you can use 
Indian wallets like 
'Paytm' and 'FREECHARGE'; 
it is time for the Tamils in Singapore 
to counter the Chinese aggression 
with full command and CHARGE. 
Due to some proposed new airports, 
'Arunachal Pradesh' will become 
India's most beautiful tourism KINGDOM; 
all the Tibetans will revolt against the 
Chinese Government to get the much 
awaited 'Tibetan FREEDOM'."- Arindam Sain

'LIKHTE LIKHTE LOVE HO JAAYE' AND THE TYPING OF WORDS WENT ON AND ON !!!

"In the 'Soft Skills' class of 
'ICFAI Business School', Kolkata, 
I wrote my first ever movie review 
as 'writing' has always 
been one of my HOBBIES; 
in 2007, we were given a homework to 
write something about just anything, so, 
I wrote about Utpal Dutta and Amol Palekar 
starrer, 'Golmaal' film which is still 
one of my favourite comedy MOVIES. 
In our childhood days, with 'Artex 
fountain pen', I used to write DIARIES; 
in those pages, there were basically 
some fairytales and weird STORIES; 
in 2016, suddenly, don't know what 
happened, I started to write POETRIES. 
The advertising tagline of 'Rotomac' was 
'Likhte likhte love ho jaaye' featuring 
Kunal Khemu and Raveena TANDON; 
I was writing in 'blogspot' and 'mouthshut' 
websites, though, no pens required, but, 
still, the typing of words went on and ON. 
Sachin Tendulkar in 
the advertisement 
of 'Reynolds' used to say, 
'Blue and White, ready to WRITE'; 
the advertisement tagline of 'Cello Butterflo' 
was 'Itna smooth, ki likhe san sananan sain 
sain', that's why, a fan of 'Pankaj Udhaas' 
wrote so many letters OVERNIGHT. 
Therefore, 'Passion' is the best driving 
force of any research, invention, 
innovation, discovery and creativity 
to win several GAMES; 
and 'Passion' also motivates you to 
march forward rapidly as you can see 
that in 2020 itself, I have completed 
writing 1000 POEMS."- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, 'JOB SATISFACTION' AND ESPECIALLY FOR WOMEN EMPLOYEES, THE 'FLEXIBLE TIMING' ARE GETTING MORE WEIGHTAGE !!!

"The word, 'Boring' 
becomes a real thorn, 
if your job becomes 
too MONOTONOUS; 
and then, in many a cases, we have 
seen that good employees are 
jumping to another company and their 
decision is so SPONTANEOUS. 
Many people are not aware of the fact 
that the 'HR Intelligence' is becoming 
very important NOWADAYS; 
just like in football clubs, you never know 
when the 'Transfer Windows' are getting 
capitalized so effectively these DAYS. 
Psychology of any animal is 
directly related to the tussle 
between its 'upbringing style 
since childhood' and 
the 'current ENVIRONMENT'; 
psychometric tests must be taken every 
year for each and every employee to find 
out which employees are feeling demotivated 
and missing at its workplace, the required 
motivation, fun and ENTERTAINMENT. 
USA firms 
are quite successful 
in reducing 
the rate of ATTRITION; 
because their HR Team always changes 
your job role a little bit, so, that, the new 
assignment gives you some 
added ATTRACTION. 
Gone are those days, when jobseekers 
used to jump from one firm to the 
other firm just for an increased 
CTC or salary PACKAGE; 
nowadays, 'Job Satisfaction' and 
especially for women employees, 
the 'Flexible Timing' are getting 
more WEIGHTAGE."- Arindam Sain