CESC STAFFS ARE NOT WOODCUTTERS, BUT, STILL, THEY ARE TRYING HARD, PROVIDING FULL SUPPORT AND COOPERATION !!!

"BABLOO: 'Why CESC staffs are not 

cutting down trees, we are paying 

CESC so much BILLS; 

without electricity, there are 

so many problems, can't CESC staffs 

understand, how it FEELS !'

BABOOL: 'CESC staffs are not woodcutters, 

but, still they are trying hard, providing 

full support and COOPERATION; 

as CESC is a private organization, that does 

not mean, that the CESC staffs have to do 

all the jobs of any Municipal CORPORATION.'

BAABLA: 'The monopoly business of CESC 

in Kolkata must not remain for LONG; 

if the Bangabhoomi Government allows other 

firms also, then there is nothing WRONG.'

BALA: 'CESC is not providing 

electricity services in the 

district areas to do BUSINESS; 

does that mean, that after sunset, the villagers 

of those district areas will have to practice 

living in the DARKNESS.'"- Arindam Sain

O MEENA, O MEENA; SIRF TERA HEE DEEWANA; HAIN YEH MUNNA !!!

"O Meena, o MEENA; 

sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 

hain yeh MUNNA. 

Humse dur naa JAANA; 

samjho naa humein BEGAANA; 

yeh gulaab hain meri taraf se, ek NAZRAANA;  

tumko aati hain 

mera dil CHURAANA; 

humein aata hain 

bhari mehfil mein ikraar KARNA. 

Chahey kitna bhi shaktishaali kyon 

naa ho tumhari woh goonda ANNA; 

mere jaise sacchey aashique se naa 

takraaye, yeh baath usko samjha DENA. 

Aaj mausam hain SUHAANA; 

chorho bhi yeh sab BAHAANA; 

pyar toh tum bhi bahut karti ho mujhse, 

aab kyon hain CHUPAANA; 

jab yeh do dil pyar karta hain ek 

doosre se, tab kyon hain SHARMAANA. 

O Meena, o MEENA, 

sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 

hain yeh MUNNA."- Arindam Sain

THOSE WHO WERE BECOMING ROBOTS OR BUSY BEES; ARE MENTALLY HUMANS AGAIN AFTER EXPLORING THEIR CHILDHOOD HOBBIES !!!

"When the virus started 

attacking us, there was 

a 'Lockdown' DECLARATION; 

leaders of so many developed nations 

had a laugh at it, but, the whole world 

is now praising 'INDIA' NATION. 

In the initial phase of lockdown, lots of 

people's mentality was filled with 

frustrations and NEGATIVITY; 

their mind became positive and refreshed 

when they started exploring themselves by 

focusing on their own skills of CREATIVITY. 

Barbers may lose some 

of their customers as some people 

have become great HAIRSTYLISTS; 

to reach the office or native place, some 

people kept on cycling for so many 

kilometers to become good CYCLISTS. 

Some homemakers had to deal with their 

aggressive husbands in the initial lockdown 

phase, as if their husbands are BEASTS; 

some people kept on painting 

or singing on these days to feel 

themselves like budding ARTISTS. 

When homemakers were becoming 

too angry, their husbands grabbed 

the opportunities of COOKING; 

the homemakers then got 

some time for some sweet 

yummy cake BAKING. 

Some married couples 

who were having tough times, 

have now started to love each OTHER; 

students and kids have learned to learn 

online, so, no problem for their studies, 

even if there is any lockdown FURTHER. 

Those who were becoming 

robots or busy BEES; 

are mentally humans again after exploring 

their childhood HOBBIES."- Arindam Sain

IT IS TIME TO PROVIDE INDEPENDENCE TO 'TIBET' AND 'TAIWAN'; MAYBE, IT WAS CHINA'S LONG TERM PLAN TO BECOME NO. 1 IN THE WORLD BY RELEASING THE VIRUS IN WUHAN !!!

"Due to the virus attacks, 

USA is losing its global SUPREMACY; 

China has been able to supress so many facts 

and figures as there still exists AUTOCRACY; 

the recent developments in 'WHO' in 

2020 is forcing China to 

change its DIPLOMACY; 

India has been able to overcome 

all the obstacles created 

due to the word, 'DEMOCRACY'. 

Surprisingly, why 'WHO' provided 

China, an indirect hidden SUPPORT; 

except Wuhan, why the other cities of 

China never became the virus HOTSPOT ? 

USA was kept 

totally in the DARKNESS; 

by the time, USA smelled something fishy, 

China already succeeded in its BUSINESS. 

As India understood China's tricks beforehand 

due to India's sharp Intelligence DEPARTMENT; 

China is now planning to create some problems 

in Ladakh to frighten the Indian GOVERNMENT. 

It is time to provide 

Independence to 

'Tibet' and 'TAIWAN'; 

maybe, it was China's long term plan to 

become No. 1 in the world by releasing 

the virus in WUHAN."- Arindam Sain

HUMANS HAVE TO CREATE A PROTECTIVE SHIELD TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS THRILLING ATMOSPHERE !!!

"ROYAL MINISTER: 'They never listened 

to you, and now, the 'Mother Nature' 

is teaching them a LESSON.'

ROYAL ENVIRONMENTALIST: 'Ha ha ha, 

jokes apart, but, the natural calamities 

are repeatedly going ON !'

HERMIT: '2020 is turning out to be 

one of the toughest years of the 

world for human EXISTENCE; 

when 'Mother Nature' strikes back at 

humans, they just have to wait and watch 

only, as they cannot provide any RESISTENCE.'

KING: 'It seems that 

anyone can fall in a 'Death 

Trap' anytime, ANYWHERE; 

humans have to create a protective 

shield to fight back against 

this thrilling ATMOSPHERE.'"- Arindam Sain

HUMANS MUST SAVE SUNDARBANS DELTA, THEY MUST MAKE IT MORE GREENERY AND DENSE, OTHERWISE, KOLKATA MAY FACE SUPERCYCLONES REPEATEDLY !!!

"CROCODILE: 'How are you ? I am 

seeing you almost after a WEEK; 

it seems that you are 

looking somewhat WEAK.'

ROYAL BENGAL TIGER: 'During 'Amphan' 

cyclone, there was such a high TIDE; 

I went deep into the jungle, but, still, I was 

struggling to find a safe place to HIDE.'

CROCODILE: 'Yes, indeed, this river 

was looking so DANGEROUS; 

many of us started to hide in the muddy bushes 

as 'Amphan' cyclone looked so FEROCIOUS.'

ROYAL BENGAL TIGER: 'The 'Amphan' 

cyclone somewhat got weakened due to 

the large scattered areas of Sundarbans 

delta and its 'Sundri' trees UNDOUBTEDLY; 

humans must save Sundarbans delta, they

must make it more greenery and dense, 

otherwise, Kolkata may face 

supercyclones REPEATEDLY.'"- Arindam Sain

LOTS OF INDIANS ARE APPLYING FOR INDIAN CITIZENSHIP IN THIS MODERN AGE; IF YOU CAN LEARN FRENCH ALSO, IT WILL REALLY BE AN ADDED ADVANTAGE !!!

"CANADIAN RECRUITER: 'I will discuss 

about all the procedures AFTERWARDS; 

can you tell me something about 

Canada within a few WORDS ?'

INDIAN JOBSEEKER: 'The flag of 

Canada has a red maple LEAF; 

the 'AI182' flight incident

caused so much GRIEF. 

Canada's southeastern region first experienced 

so many social and industrial REVOLUTIONS; 

the regions of Canada kept on developing due 

to several French and British EXPEDITIONS. 

Basically, the real 

ancient Americans 

are actually the MEXICANS; 

the 'British Columbia' colonies kept on 

expanding and these Europeans later 

became the United States' AMERICANS. 

Canada provides lots 

of jobs opportunities WORLDWIDE; 

multicultural, multilingual and multireligious 

qualities are really Canada's PRIDE.'

CANADIAN RECRUITER: 'That's fine, but, in 

'IELTS' exam, you must have a good SCORE; 

as you already have a passport, we will then 

just create a VISA to send you OFFSHORE. 

Lots of Indians are applying for Canadian 

citizenship in this modern AGE; 

if you can learn French also, it will really 

be an added ADVANTAGE.'"- Arindam Sain