EI 'HALDIMADHU DOODH' EE AASOL PRATIRODH KHAMOTA BAARAYE BANDHU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey,

khaai ek mutho chhola BHAAJA;

ki daarun laage bhai, mon ta hoye 

jaaye ekdum TAAZA.'

BABOOL: 'Jodi o egulo r 

ektu beshi DAAM; 

tobu o roj sakaal e ami khaai ontoto 

paanch taa kaaju BADAAM.

BABLA: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey 

ekhano daanth maaji amader bagaan er 

neem gaach er neem daala diye, 

byabohaar kori na kono TOOTHBRUSH; 

ami abaar naram kaacha sobuj 

matar kheteyi beshi bhalobhasi 

aar sakaal e uthe roz khaai ontoto 

ek chaamoch 'CHYAWANPRASH'.

BALA: 'Jehetu amader baariteyi chaar te 

goru achey, taai gaarho doodh khetey 

paai ami roj ontoto ek GHOTI; 

jehetu paaseyi royechey jungle, oi jungle 

er aadivasi raa diye jaaye madhu, 

jaa kina ekdum KHAATI. 

Ektu alpo garam koraa, ek ghoti 

goru r doodh e, mishiye diyi ek 

chaamoch holud, ek chaamoch 

gaaowa ghee aar ek chaamoch MADHU; 

taarpor ektu beet nooon, ektu adaa kuchi, ektu 

pudina paata aar kuchi kuchi kaacha lanka, 

ei 'Haldimadhu Doodh' ee aasol pratirodh 

khamota baaraye BANDHU.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'RAM MANDIR' AT AYODHYA WILL SURELY BOOST THE INDIAN TOURISM BUSINESS; INDIAN RAILWAYS MUST START THE PROJECT TO LAUNCH 'HARIDWAR-GANGASAGAR' SUPERFAST EXPRESS !!!

"The 'Ram Mandir' at Ayodhya will surely 

boost the Indian Tourism BUSINESS; 

Indian Railways must start the project to launch 

'Haridwar-Gangasagar' Superfast EXPRESS. 

Both CPI(M) and TMC have failed to start 

the project of the 'Gangasagar Bridge' 

construction, as their attitude towards it, 

was quite callous and NEGATIVE; 

at least, over the 'Hatania Duania' river, there 

is a bridge at Namkhana to reach Bakkhali 

easily, as the Central Government's initiative 

was extremely POSITIVE. 

After the construction of the rail bridge, 

towards Gangasagar, there can be the 

'Sealdah-Kakdwip' rail line EXTENSION; 

any person from Gangasagar can go to Haridwar 

on this superfast express train via Varanasi and 

Ayodhya without any TENSION."- Arindam Sain

WHERE THE NETWORK OF ANY POLICE DEPARTMENT ENDS, OUR NETWORK STARTS FROM THERE !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Where the 

network of any Police Department ends, 

our network starts from THERE; 

during any investigation process, 

whether anyone is a common man 

or a VVIP, we really don't CARE.'

A CONSTABLE OF MUMBAI POLICE: 'It 

seems that the era of 1990's is coming 

back again, as we can smell that the 

'Corruption' is again stepping 

inside our DEPARTMENT; 

again, we may see some special cops 

coming out of our department to protect 

Mumbai from 'Mafia Raj' and 'D-gang' in 

the filmy 'Aab Tak Chappan' style without 

any support from the state GOVERNMENT.'

CBI OFFICER: 'We are also 

smelling the RATS; 

but, beware, when we start any 

investigation, we hunt like wild CATS. 

In the name of investigation, 

these Mumbai cops are 

just cooking up idiotic STORIES; 

if the common people of Mumbai will give them 

the information, then why these Mumbai cops 

are being paid SALARIES ?'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, SHE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING !!!

"BROTHER: 'What actually happened, 

she told him EVERYTHING.'

SISTER: 'What is the guarantee that 

some other people know NOTHING ?'

BROTHER: 'Many cops may get terminated 

or suspended, and if you don't help me, 

then I may disclose about the funds 

siphoning and underworld as well 

as illegal business CONNECTIONS.'

SISTER: 'It is quite difficult to control him 

as he will fightback against heavyweight 

corrupted culprits to give her justice, so, 

I will emotionally blackmail him based 

on his medical PRESCRIPTIONS.'

BROTHER: 'Don't worry about 

money as they will provide it 

and they may start making 

threat calls to keep him SILENT.'

SISTER: 'Let me try to keep him far away 

from his family members and close 

associates, but, he will surely fight back, 

such is his courage and TALENT.'

BROTHER: 'They have a masterplan, 

so, take his close friends under 

your honeytrap and in this age, 

with money, anything can be BOUGHT.'

SISTER: 'The execution of the plan and then its 

reporting should be too perfect, otherwise, if 

journalists and lawyers smell something fishy 

in it, we all will be CAUGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

GARV SE BOLO, JOR SE BOLO, JAI JAI RAM, JAI SHRI RAM !!!

"Dasharath putra, Ayoddha Raja 

kaa kya hain NAAM; 

garv se bolo, jor se bolo, 

Jai Jai Ram, Jai Shri RAM. 

Sita se huyi shaadi, jab 

Kausalya putra ne toraa 'PINAKA'; 

Manthara ne boli Kaikeyi ko, 

ki yehi hain sunehra MAUKA. 

Dasharath torh naa saake khud 

ka hee kshatriya PRATIGYA; 

Ram ne maana apne 

pitashree ki AAGYA. 

Ram ke saath Sita bhi chale vann 

ki taraf karne VANAVAAS; 

Lakshman bhi apne pyare bhaiya ke saath 

chale, chorh ke Ayoddha ka RAJNIVAAS. 

Jab Surpanakha ki kaat gayi naak, 

tab woh apne bhaiya ko boli, 

ke Sita hain bahut SUNDARI; 

Karan ko kabhi bhool naa paaya 

hain Kunti, toh Janaki ko kaise 

bhool sakti thi MANDODARI. 

Soney ka hiran ka kam ee tha AAYU; 

ek jung mein apni jaan de diya JATAYU. 

Sugriv baane Raja, kyon ki 

ek dangal ke waqt, ek vaan ke 

kaaran, mar gaya tha BALI; 

poore vaanar sena, Lankesh Raavan 

ke khilaaf ish jung mein huye 

saamil, kahe ke, 'Jai BAJRANGBALI'; 

jung jeetne ke baad, jab Ram aaye 

waapas Ayoddha mein, Sita ko le ke, 

tab se shuru huya 'DIWALI'. 

Ram Rajya mein 

sabhi teh KHUSH; 

Ram aur Sita ke do suputra 

ka naam tha Luv aur KUSH. 

Paanch august do hazaar beesh 

ko hogi Ayoddha ke Ram Mandir 

ki bhoomi PUJAN; 

saare viswa mein puja hogi, shath shath 

naman sweekar kare, aye viswa ke sabse 

mahaan puroshottam RAJAN."- Arindam Sain

JAA BHYAPSAA GARAM PORECHE; PUKUR E NEMEY ERA KHUB MOJAA PEYECHE !!!

"BOUMA: 'Maa, dekhecho tomaar chele, 

naati aar naatni r kaando, othbaar naam ee 

neyi, seyi kakhan theke nemeche PUKUREY; 

aami ki kore bujhbo je eto deri korbe era, 

bhaath rekhechi berey, aar oi bhaath gulo 

ke maachi raa khacchey kurey KUREY.'

SWAASURI: 'Jaa bhyapsaa garam PORECHE; 

pukur e nemey era khub mojaa PEYECHE. 

Tobe khabor e toh bollo je, 

bangopsaagar e naaki tairi 

hoyeche ekti nimnochaap jaa 

kinaa besh SHAKTISHAALI; 

oi toh dakkhin e kaalo megh giyechey dekha, 

dheye aaschey edikeyi, hok jatokhushi brishti, '

'Amphan' er mato jharh naa holeyi holo, noiley 

abaar urey jaabe ghar er TAALI.'"- Arindam Sain

BETA, TUM LOGON SE NAA HO PAAYEGA; ITNI BEIJJAT KARTA HAIN TUM LOGON KO, KI WOH LOG AARAM SE YEH JUNG JEET JAAYEGA !!!

KOLKATA POLICE: 'Beta, tum 

logon se naa ho PAAYEGA; 

itni beijjat karta hain tum logon ko, 

ki woh log aaram se yeh jung jeet JAAYEGA.'

BIHAR POLICE: 'Aab toh CBI, NIA 

aur ED ko hee bulaana PADHEGA; 

wahi log aakhir sahi samay pe, 

aasli gunehgaar o ko PAKREGA.'

TELENGANA POLICE: 'Kuch toh 

jaroor hain daal mein KAALA; 

aakhir kaun log hain peechey, joh 

ish tehkikaat mein laaga raha hain TAALA.'

UTTAR PRADESH POLICE: 'Bekaar 

Sarkar ki ekdum bekaar Police, chorh 

do hum logon ko khulla kuch din o 

ke liye, aisa karenge DHAMAAL; 

ki doodh ka doodh, aur paani ka paani 

ho jaayega, aapne aap nikaal aayegi 

sachhai, saari duniya dekhegi hum 

logon ka KAMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain