Friday, February 25, 2022

IF RUSSIA CAN DREAM ABOUT AN 'UNITED SOVIET' NATION; THEN, INDIA MUST GO AHEAD WITH 'AKHAND BHARAT' PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION !!!

"KING: 'USA creates 'FRANKENSTEIN'; 
and then behaves like 'EINSTEIN'. 
If Russia can dream about an 
'United Soviet' NATION; 
then, India must go ahead with 'Akhand 
Bharat' project IMPLEMENTATION.'

HERMIT: 'But, is it the right time 
to show the military AGGRESSION; 
it may lead to an indirect 
global RECESSION. 
But, there is nothing 
wrong in recovering 
any lost TERRITORY; 
because, almost all the nations 
have realized how deadly and cunning 
it can be, the 'American Diplomacy' STORY.'

ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'It is time 
to march ahead to capture 
the PoK from PAKISTAN; 
as China has already started applying their 
shrewd strategy to occupy the territories 
on three sides of Northern HINDUSTAN.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'India's 
biggest strength is its talented 
and educated MANPOWER; 
as China is struggling with its economy, 
so, India has the edge to emerge 
as the next 'SUPERPOWER'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 21, 2022

WE ALWAYS PREFER FULL FREEDOM !!!

"LAALU: 'As you such type are from foreign 
winter lands, your body fur is quite THICK; 
in winter season, you such 
small sized pet dogs hardly fell SICK.'

DHABALI: 'In this chilly winter day, 
both of you can stay in my KENNEL; 
my master used to train dogs 
when he was a military COLONEL.'

KAALU: 'No, maybe, we are 
street dogs, but, still, we 
always prefer full FREEDOM; 
we have our territories and 
some of these streets 
are our KINGDOM.'"- Arindam Sain


Sunday, February 20, 2022

HUMANS DO DIE, BUT, SOMETIMES THEIR SOUL REMAINS ALIVE !!!

"TANTRIK: 'To become a good 
tantrik, you may have to EAT; 
even the roasted 
dead human's MEAT.'

COMMON MAN: 'Dhussh ! in 
which book, these type of idiotic 
instructions are WRITTEN; 
I must take a heated interview of you 
now to know actually, which animal's 
roasted meat you have not EATEN. 
By the way, 
what is your job role 
in this GRAVEYARD; 
so many dance you perform, 
you recite some difficult mantras, 
all your activities look so AWKWARD.'

TANTRIK: 'Humans do die, but, 
sometimes, their soul remains alive 
and keeps on roaming, until and 
unless their mind gets SATISFIED; 
when they roam here and there, they may 
become harmful for the living humans, so, 
it is our duty to give their soul a rebirth after 
getting their mind PURIFIED.'"- Arindam Sain


Saturday, February 19, 2022

OI 'LAKKHI BHANDAR' KORTE GIYE, EKHAN RAJKOSH FNAAKA; TAAI HOTATH BAARIYE DILO 'PARIVAHAN AAYEEN' ER JORIMAANA R TAAKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Apnaar ginni proti maash 
e, 500 taaka peye bejaaye KHUSHI; 
aar aapni bike niye raasta e case khele, 
police ke dite hocche 500 taaka BESHI. 
Oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' korte giye, 
ekhan rajkosh FNAAKA; 
taai hotath baariye dilo 'Parivahan 
Aayeen' er jorimaana r TAAKA. 
Khaali faaltu khorcha korbaar 
jonnyo, ahetuk niyeyi jacche 
'World Bank' theke WRIN; 
aar katodin andolon korbe ora, 
ebaar toh parikkha e pass kora 
yuvak yuvati der chaakri DIN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Karmasansthan neyi 
boleyi toh, oi 'rajneeti' taai hoyeche 
ekmaatro taaka paisa upaarjon er UTSO; 
chunoputi gulo ghat er dhaar e ese, maramari 
kore more, othocho dibyi aaraam e thaake, 
oi gobheere thaaka katogulo baro MATSYO. 
Sadharan maanush ke boka thik 
baaniye dicche, kintu chaatro 
chaatri raa toh aar boka noy, 
taara 'Shikkito SAMPRODAAYE'; 
nishabdo biplab kintu gore uthche, 
kaaron sabaai je asantusto, charidike 
baarche bekarattwo, othocho cholche 
'Cut Money' ADAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, February 17, 2022

THE 'SCHOOL SERVICE COMMISSION' OF BANGABHOOMI HAS SURELY LOST ITS SOCIAL AND ETHICAL CREDIBILITY !!!

"BABLOO: 'The 'School Service 
Commission' of Bangabhoomi has surely 
lost its social and ethical CREDIBILITY; 
maybe, that's why, the 'PPP model' is 
stepping in, as 'SSC' has become the 
Bangabhoomi government's LIABILITY.'

BABOOL: 'Those cadres who 
have bribed, got the job even 
after failing in the written TEST; 
but, those who have passed the exam 
honestly are still unemployed and 
hence they have full right to PROTEST.'

BABLA: 'Everywhere these 
hooligans have created 
chaos and CORRUPTION; 
even in any simple and systematic 
process, they are always ready to 
bring any type of DISRUPTION.'

BALA: 'To create the next Bengali 
generation as an 'Uneducated' 
and 'Unemployed' generation of 
Bangabhoomi, is their MISSION; 
and to rule by 'Brainwashing' 
the common people, just like 
in the 'Hirak Raja r desh e' 
story, is their VISION.'"- Arindam Sain


Wednesday, February 16, 2022

YAAD ZAROOR RAKHNA, YEH DISCO ROCKSTAR, 'BAPPI LAHIRI' KA NAAM !!!

"'Jee le le, jee le, aayo aayo 
jeele le', yeh 'jeena bhi kya 
hain jeena', gaano ke BINA; 
naam hain Alokesh Lahiri, log bulaate 
hain 'Bappi Daa', pehente hain hum 'kaala 
chasma' aur badan mein hain 'SONA'. 
Jalpaiguri mein liya janam, par yeh 
sangeet ke chalte 'Bombay nagaria' 
mein 'taqdeer ka badshah' BAANE ; 
jab bhi ghar aate teh, dost log gaate teh, 
'Bombay se aaya mera dost', hoti thi 
masti aur bahut saare GAANE. 
'Pyar toh hona tha', kyon ki 'dekha hain 
maine tumhe', aye Elvis Presley, aur phir 
ehsaas huya ke mere zindagi mein 
har 'mausam hain gaane KA'; 
'bolchi tomaar kaane kaane', 
je 'tumi amaar nayan go', kaaron 
'aamra amar sangi', bodhoy 
'ebaare peyechi thik CHAYNIKA'. 
'Yaad aa raha hain', 'tera 
mera pehla YAARAANA; 
'yaar bina chaayen kahan re', 
isiliye, 'pyar kabhi kam nahi KARNA'. 
'Dil tha 
aakela, AAKELA'; 
naa jaane kab tu baani meri 
fantasy, 'o o la la, oo LA LA'. 
'Chalna hain tera kaam, 
chaaye ho kuch ANJAAM'; 
par yaad zaroor rakhna, yeh Disco 
Rockstar, 'Bappi Lahiri' ka NAAM."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

SANGEET JAGAT E HOLO AAR EKTI SURJYASTO, NEME ELO EK ABISMARANIYO 'SANDHYA', CHEYE DEKHO, OI DEKHA JAAYE EK UJJWAL TAARA, OI SUR ER AKASH E !!!

"'Kichukkhon aaro na 
hoy rohite KAACHE'; 
'ei path jodi naa sesh hoy', ei swapno 
tobu kano dekhi miche MICHE. 
'Gaane mor kon indradhanu, aaj 
swapno chhoraate CHAAYE'; 
'notun surya aalo daao, aalo daao', jano 
ei 'kuasha kuasha' bhaab kete JAAYE. 
Jato ee gaan geye bolo, 'o 
pakhi aaj tui jaasne CHOLE'; 
jete toh hobeyi ekdin, ei jeevan ke, 
'ami tomaare bhalobesechi' BOLE. 
Bangaali baari r bibaho maaneyi 
toh, 'eso Maa Lakkhi baso ghar e, 
amaar e ghar e thaako aalo KORE'; 
aar 'e gaan e prajapati pakha e, 
pakha e rang chharaaye', aar 'ki misti, 
dekho misti' gaan gaao praan BHORE. 
'Kano e hriday chanchal holo', bodhoy, 
'ei toh amaar pratham phaaguno BELA'; 
'dustu haasi, misti chaaoa, laage je 
madhur', ekeyi bole PREMLEELA. 
'Kano je ke jaane', 
oi 'jhora paata 
jharh ke DAAKE'; 
'tabo bijoy mukut aajke dekhi, surjya r 
aagey jhalmal', ei aashirbaad 'Namo 
Maa Saraswati' r, pronaam jaanaai TAAKE. 
15.02.2022 taarikh e, sangeet jagat er holo 
aar ekti surjyasto, neme elo ek abismaraniyo 
'Sandhya', cheye dekho, oi dekha jaaye 
ek ujjwal taara, oi sur er AKAASH E; 
'Ogo mor geetimoy,' ei hridmajhaare, 'jhan 
jhanan sur jhankaar e', sunte ki paao, 'madhur 
madhur banshi baaje' oi 'Jamuna kinaare', ei 
'saathihara raat' er BATAASH E."- Arindam Sain