Sunday, March 12, 2017

DEDICATED PROFESSIONALISM AND QUALITY LIFE !!!

"When the Sun sets 
in the WEST; 
like the birds in the sky, we also start our journey 
towards our house to give our body and mind, some REST;
Next morning, when the 
Sun rises in the EAST;
we start running towards our respective workplace with a 
hope that we will reach there before or on time at LEAST.
In your workplace, either your boss or your customers are 
waiting for you to get their work DONE;
after so much discussions, verifications; when their work gets 
completed, you feel satisfied and that satisfaction is also a type of FUN.
To become a dedicated professional in any field, 
you have to practice, practice and PRACTICE; 
then only you can provide excellent 
customer services or create a MASTERPIECE.
Some persons are very lucky 
to continue with their PASSION; 
but, don't feel demotivated if you are going to 
have entirely a new PROFESSION.
To become a dedicated professional, 
don't forget your parents, children and WIFE; 
because, you are in your profession to earn bread and butter for 
your family members to enjoy with them a good quality LIFE." - Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 11, 2017

IF YOU FAIL TO DO DEVELOPMENT, THEN AFTER 5 YEARS, WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT !!!

"After the detailed analysis of the results 
of 2017 Assembly Elections in Uttar Pradesh, Uttarakhand, 
Punjab, Goa and Manipur; it is very clear that the 
regional political parties are losing their IMPORTANCE; 
whereas on the other hand, the Bharatiya Janata Party 
and the Indian National Congress Party; i.e. 
the two national political parties are 
gaining popularity and DOMINANCE. 
In Uttar Pradesh, Mr. Akhilesh Yadav did a blunder 
by insulting his own DAD; 
and the supporters of Mulayam Singh Yadav felt 
very disappointed and SAD; 
the Samajwadi Party showed a very poor performance under 
the leadership of Mulayam's son who is still a LAD. 
INC came in power 
in PUNJAB; 
Akali Dal performed so badly that their position is 
even behind AAP. 
BJP conquered both 
Uttar Pradesh and Uttarakhand 
due to 'NaMo' SUPER CYCLONE; 
BJP failed to conquer Bihar because like Narendra Modi, 
Mr. Nitish Kumar also did rapid socio-economic development 
and became a popular ICON. 
INC performed well in Goa, and BJP somewhat 
felt Mr. Manohar Parrikar's ABSENCE; 
though, surprisingly, in Manipur, 
BJP is showing its strong PRESENCE. 
After all these poll results, the message of the voters is 
very clear that, 'For 5 years in power, if you fail to do 
overall socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 
then after 5 years, by voting your opponent party, 
we will not allow you 
to form the next GOVERNMENT.'"- Arindam Sain 

Friday, March 10, 2017

2017 SAAL ER BIDHAN SABHA NIRBACHAN E KAAR HAATHE THAAKBE UTTAR PRADESH RAJYER GODI !!!


"'Ohe! Baabla, baari firli bujhi 
sab e office theke, taa besh, besh! 
ebaar ektu fresh hoye TV taa KHOL; 
praaye sab news channel ei paanch rajyer 
2017 saal er bidhan sabha nirbachan er falafal niye 
cholche chulchera bishleshan aar Exit POLL. 
Manipur rajye INC r ee 
jetaar sambhabona BESHI; 
taa boley toh aar raataraati serey jaabe naa 
INC r jwar, sardi aar KAASI. 
Punjab rajye khub daapat dekhacchilo ekti dal, 
jaar naam AKALI; 
kintu drugs er naasha r rang je kaalo, taai ei dal 
er mukh e laagteyi paare CHUNKAALI.'

'Aah! Baablu, tui je dekhchi Exit Poll dekhey 
hoyechish khub ee UTTEJITO; 
Uttarakhand rajye BJP peteyi paare sab thekey beshi vote,  
kintu magic figure ki hobey ARJITO? 
Abosyoi BJP r dakhal e thaakbe GOA; 
jehetu ei rajya Maharashtra rajye r LAAGOA. 
Benaras sahar er paas diye 
boyey jaaye Ganga NODI; 
BJP firteyi paare Uttar Pradesh e banobaas kaatiye 
kaaron ei Raja r naam Narendra MODI; 
ei Raja abaar jeetey jaaye JODI; 
taai saap aar beji teyo dekhi hoye jaaye SONDHI; 
Circus e toh haati r khela o hoy, abaar haath diye cycle chaaliye 
o khela dekhano hoy, kintu aar je hoyna BAAGHBONDI. 
Exit Poll noy, asol falafal ee bolbe je 2017 saal er Bidhan Sabha 
Nirbachan e kaar haathe thaakbe Uttar Pradesh rajyer GODI.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 9, 2017

DOL PURNIMA O HOLI UTSAV !!!

"'Ei je 
MAMA; 
nanarakom rang e rangeen 
hoyeche tomaar JAMA !' 

'Orey Bhagne, 
aaj je Dol PURNIMA; 
aajker din e chaturdikey sudhu ee rang er khela aar 
hobe Mahaprabhu Chaitanya r kirtan er Sa Re Ga MA. 
Krishna r gaayer 
rang chilo KAALO; 
Radha taar premik er gaaye rang laagateyi Ghanashyam er 
gaayer rang hoye galo forshaa ebong aro BHALO; 
sei theke Bharat e 
rang khelaar utsav shuru hoye GALO.' 

'Noy pooro maanush, noy pooro singho, 
se toh chilo Narasingho, jei naa porlo taar THAABA; 
seshmesh etogulo shaktishaali aashirvad paaowa sottweyo 
morey galo Prahlad er BABA. 
Prahlad ke maarte esey, 
Holika galo purey AAGUNEY; 
Holika dahan e bhaloi swaad hoy 
oi poraa aloo aar poraa BEGUNEY; 
naach, gaan, misti aar rang er khelaaye 
hridmajhare prem je jegey othey ei sundar FALGUNEY.'"- Arindam Sain 

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

VASANT WRITU KE ISH DIN MEIN, YEH BAARISH KYON HUI ACHANAK !!!

"'Vasant Writu ke ish din 
mein, yeh baarish 
kyon hui ACHANAK; 
yeh baarish ki boondein, 
yaad dilaati hain tumhari, 
aur mera dil bhi kare dhak DHAK.' 

'Ish mausam ko 
kyon deti ho DOSH; 
jab mujhe tum dekhte ho toh 
tumhare urh jaate hain HOSH; 
phir bhi tum 
kyon ho KHAMOSH; 
mard ho tum, aakhir dil mein saccha pyar hain 
toh jaagao woh sacchey pyar ki JOSH.'
 
'Tumhari yeh baatein sunney ke baad 
mera dil hua RANGOLI; 
ish Holi ke din, tumhari pitaji se tumhari haath 
maang lengey aur khelenge HOLI; 
dil mein jab saccha pyar hain toh 
khamosh bhi rahein aakhir kab TAK; 
Vasant Writu ke ish din mein, 
yeh baarish kyon hui ACHANAK.'" - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 75 RUNS IN THE 2ND TEST OF PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 !!!

"In the 2nd Test of Paytm Test Series of 2017, 
Indian team started off well with good batting 
but Lokesh Rahul fell 10 runs short of a TON; 
the Australian bowler who restricted India at 189 runs 
in 1st Innings by taking 8 wickets 
for 50 runs is Nathan LYON. 
In the 1st Innings, Australian batting line up 
dominated the show due to 
good batting by Renshaw and MARSH; 
but, the other Australian batsmen felt 
some difficulties as for them the 
spin bowling of Jadeja was too HARSH. 
In the 2nd Innnings, Indian team fought back 
due to Rahul, Pujara and Rahane to take as 
much lead as they COULD; 
despite facing some good bowling 
performances by the 
Australian bowler, Josh HAZLEWOOD. 
Australian batting line up got completely 
wrapped up at 112 runs only in 2nd Innings due to 
some good spin bowling by ASHWIN; 
with 2 more Test matches remaining, 
India fought back well to make the Paytm Test Series 
of 2017, 1-1 after such a fantastic WIN." - Arindam Sain

WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS UNDER KOLKATA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION ?

"A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Sir, I have heard 
that after demonetization of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 rupee notes, 
your house was raided by the officials of Income Tax DEPARTMENT; 
it means that you are also a 
corrupted person like me and that 
I-T raid was just a harsh COMPLIMENT. 
Sir, illegally, without any sanction from 
Corporation Office, how to make an illegal CONSTRUCTION ? 
Illegally, without any sanction from Corporation Office, 
how to have a drainage system and water CONNECTION ?' 
A CORRUPTED EXECUTIVE ENGINEER: 'The procedure is very simple; 
if you can bribe me and some of my colleagues 
with a huge amount of CASH; 
then we will throw all those 
legal papers regarding norms and procedures 
of Corporation Office in a TRASH.'  
A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Fantastic! 
All your statements have been recorded in the form of a 
video footage in this hidden camera and I have to 
arrest you without any HESITATION;  
now, we are understanding why 
there are so many 
illegal constructions under 
Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION ?'" - Arindam Sain