IN THE 1ST HALF, AGAINST THEM, LET US BE DEFENSIVE; IN THE 2ND HALF, VERY TACTFULLY, WE WILL BE OFFENSIVE !!!

"In the 1st half, against them, 
let us be DEFENSIVE; 
in the 2nd half, very tactfully, 
we will be OFFENSIVE. 
When your football team is weaker 
than the opponent football team, 
in the 1st half, conserve your ENERGY; 
the defense lineup must be 
so well organized that they 
fail in their scoring STRATEGY. 
When the strikers of 
'Corona Virus' will fail 
to score goals in the 1st half, 
they will feel FRUSTRATED; 
the hospital doctors and the medical staffs 
are the goalkeepers and defenders 
respectively who saved all the dangerous 
shots that their strikers TARGETED; 
our scientists and research doctors 
are our strikers who will go for 
all out attack in the 2nd half when 
the energy of the 'Corona Virus' 
team players is almost EXHAUSTED. 
In the 2nd half, we, the 
common people of India nation 
and its administrative personnels 
who all are the midfielders of the team 
will start conquering the midfield REGION; 
by playing some fantastic zigzag short passes 
for a long time, we will break their momentum 
and the supply chain of football, but the long 
clearances of football from the defensive 
zone must also go ON."- Arindam Sain

'TERRACE TALKS' OF PET ANIMALS AND 'TERRACE TATA' OF HUMANS !!!

"DOG: 'I am a pet dog 
in this house 
for some YEARS; 
for the first time, I am seeing that all 
the family members are spending time 
together, though, with some FEARS.'

CAT: 'I am very happy nowadays 
as the kids of this house 
are loving me so MUCH; 
even, they are giving me some 
good foods while they are doing 
their dinner, breakfast or LUNCH.'

PIGEON: 'Due to lesser number of 
humans and vehicles in the streets, 
we recently organized a PICNIC; 
we are very optimistic that Indians will win 
this war as we love Indians and they also love 
us so much, so, there is no need to PANIC.'

CROW: 'My parents used to say that the 
soul of any human being sometimes 
enters into our BODY; 
maybe, it is just a myth, as 
scientifically, it has not been proved 
by any science or ANYBODY. 
But, for the first time, maybe, 
in world history, a virus made the 
humans feel that they are humans 
and they have HUMANITY; 
we are finding no garbage here and 
there to find some foods, as 
'cleanliness' and 'santitation' 
have been given the top PRIORITY.'

MONKEY: 'Wearing a mask has 
become a new fashion with a pair 
of sandals or chappals of 'Khadims', 
'Sreeleathers' or 'BATA'; 
with earphones and a laptop or mobile, 
they are waving hands at each other 
from their respective terrace, known 
as 'TERRACE TATA'."- Arindam Sain

SELL THE GOOD QUALITY MILK TO YOUR NEIGHBOURS AT A FAIR PRICE; IT WILL BE A GOOD DISTRIBUTION OF MILK, BESIDES PULSES, WHEAT AND RICE !!!

"CRANE: 'Oh ! My sweet friend, 
you are grazing lonely 
in this green field TODAY; 
are you also maintaining 
'Social Distancing' like the 
humans are doing EVERYDAY.'

COW: 'No, nothing like that, 
I am feeling very SAD; 
as the time of the humans 
are really going BAD.'

CRANE: 'Oho ! my best friend, let me 
sit on your back, you look so UPSET; 
look at the orange coloured Sun in the 
western sky, what a beautiful SUNSET !'

COW: 'You are my best friend, 
let me share with you, my CONCERNS; 
generally, by selling my milk, 
my master EARNS; 
but, due to 'Lockdown', 
no sweets shops 
are taking my MILK; 
if my master becomes poorer, then, 
my master may even sell me 
and my calf to someone, I THINK.'

CRANE: 'Many superstitious people were 
too concerned about your urine, but not 
concerned about your milk, 
how funny indeed it IS; 
why your master is not approaching any big 
dairy companies like 'Amul' 'Mother Dairy' 
and 'Metro Dairy' which are having bigger 
and modernized milk storage FACILITIES ! 
Maybe, your master can also 
sell the good quality milk to 
his neighbours at a fair PRICE; 
it will also be a good 
distribution of milk; besides pulses, 
wheat and RICE.'"- Arindam Sain

EACH AND EVERY EMPLOYEE OF ANY ORGANIZATION; MUST GIVE 1 DAY SALARY AS A DONATION; TO HELP THE POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Each and every employee 
of any ORGANIZATION; 
must give 1 day salary 
as a DONATION; 
to help the poor people 
of India NATION. 
Many people are getting too concerned 
about GDP growth of Indian economy, 
which is quite SURPRISING; 
first priority at these juncture is to save 
the Indians, as the number of 'Covid-19' 
positive cases are RISING. 
Human Resource is 
required to run a 
company or BUSINESS; 
without safeguarding the life of humans, 
the discussion on GDP growth 
and economy is BASELESS. 
India's economy recovered 
after the global recession of 2008; 
we will recover again as 
we know how to FIGHT; 
Europe will open its 
doors for the Indians as its 
economic conditions will not 
allow it to remain closed and TIGHT. 
Indian workers and employees of both 
organized and unorganized sectors 
are our backup SOLDIERS; 
retain them in recession times by subsidies 
and monetary packages as in booming time, 
these experienced workers will do WONDERS. 
When global recession took place in 2008, 
many private firms started keeping 
employees with 'Work from Home' facilities 
on 'Minimum Wage', that is, by paying 
25% of their gross SALARIES; 
when the Indian Economy started booming 
by the middle of 2010, these employees 
were like cumulative 'NAV points' earned 
for these companies to script 
their success STORIES."- Arindam Sain

BANDH KARO YEH NAUTANKI, BANDH KARO YEH RONA DHONA; TUMHI LOGON NE TOH KIYE HO ISH GHOR KALYUG KA SUCHANA !!!

"MAANAV: 'Hey Bhagwan, 
yeh ghor kalyug hain, ish sankat 
se humlog o ko BACHAAONA ! 
Dekho yeh dharti ki haalat kya ho gayi hain 
Bhagwan, chaaron taraf maut ka mayajaal 
bichaa ke rakha hain yeh 'CORONA'.

BHAGWAN: 'Bandh karo yeh nautanki, 
bandh karo yeh RONA DHONA; 
tumhi logon ne toh kiye ho 
ish ghor kalyug ka SUCHANA. 
'Biggyan' ke zariye kiye ho tum 
manushya bahut ee acchey acchey 
kaam joh hain apurva aur AMULYA; 
par kuch badmaash baiggyanik o ki 
wajah se ghath thi rahi hain 'Insaniyat' 
aur 'Insaan ki jeevan' ki MULYA. 
Filhaal toh yeh sirf 
shuruwaat hain, 
kalyug khatam hone mein 
abhi bhi bahut 
samay hain BAAKI; 
talwar hain uske haathon mein, hain ek 
aswa aur ek totaa, kabhi dikhey kabhi rahe 
adrishya, aayenge zaroor 'dharam' aur 
'insaniyat' ka navajagaran karwaane, 
naam hain uska, 'KALKI'".- Arindam Sain

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CONSUME BUTTER, GHEE, RICE, CHAPATTI OR BUN; YOU HAVE TO DO SOME DAILY PHYSICAL EXERCISE TO ALLOW THE CALORIES TO BURN !!!

"No matter how much you consume 
butter, ghee, rice, chapatti or BUN; 
you have to do some daily physical 
exercise to allow the calories to BURN. 
If you sit idle the entire day 
at a same place, it may 
make you FAT; 
so, why don't you walk to and fro 
even in a shorter distance inside 
a room like any wild CAT. 
You don't need to go to 
any gym, just do a simple 
yoga exercise on MEDITATION; 
utter the word 'Om' for quite 
a few times, as it will give you 
more mental RELAXATION. 
Drink a glass of 
sattoo sarbat in the MORNING; 
and drink a glass of 
lassi in the EVENING. 
Everyday, drink 
at least 5 liters of WATER; 
start your lunch or dinner by eating  any 
food item which tastes BITTER."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI KHUB GAMBHIR BHABHEYI AAMI; JE CHAAND E GIYE KOBJAA KORBO KOYEKSHO ACRE JOMI !!!

BABLOO: 'Bhabchi khub 
gambhir bhabheyi AAMI; 
je Chaand e giye kobjaa 
korbo koyeksho acre JOMI. 
Emni teyi toh maanush er ekhan 
obhyesh hoye jacche mask PORAA; 
jehetu gharbandi, taai mobile phone ei 
kato ee na katha hoye jaccha SAARA. 
Ei Bharatbarsha ee banaabe Chaand e 
ekti notun sahar, jaar naam 
debo ami, 'BHARATCHANDRA'; 
jodi o, e toh aar 'Indraprastha' tairi 
hobe naa, je Devataa 'Viswakarma'  
ke dwaittyo deben Devataa 'INDRA'.'

BABOOL: 'Oi sahar taa hoteyi hobe, 
opor e ebong chaturdike, ekti bishaal 
aakaar er swaccha kaanch diye GHERA; 
ekti krittim bayumandal tairi korte 
hobe, jekhaane krittim upaaye 
jaabe chaashbaash KORA. 
Oi sahar er 
bhetorh e jakhan 
thaakbo, takhan mon e 
hobe je, aar ek prithibi teh 
korchi BASOBAAS; 
kintu oi sahar er dorjaa periye, baaire 
Chaand e ghurtey geleyi, porte hobe 
oxygen mask, bhaari poshak, thaakbe 
ekta satellite phone aar ekta 
'Space Locator' COMPASS.'"- Arindam Sain.