Tuesday, May 12, 2020

GARAM KAAL ER BIKELE, KI FURFUREY HAAWOA !!!

"Garam kaal er bikele, 
ki furfurey HAAWOA; 
oi haaowa khaowaar jonnyo ee 
toh oi dhaan jolaa e roj JAAWOA. 
Pratidin bikel jato ee baarey, 
dekhi megh gulo hoye jacchey RANGEEN; 
kato paakhi jhaake jhaake firey jaaye 
taader baasa e thik ei samay PRATIDIN. 
Ami ebaar ei goru 
chaagol gulo ke ekotrito 
korbaar jonnyo hoye jaai BYASTO; 
eder ke niye dhaan jolaa diye hetey 
jetey jetey dekhi, kamala rang er surya 
paschim akaash e jacche ASTHA. 
Surya r dikey tata kore 
ami roj ee boli, 'Aaj chollum 
baari, abaar hobe kaal DEKHA'; 
Manglu gaai taa dekhi omni haamba 
haamba kore othey, jano bole, 'Ei 'Nabin' 
rakhaal baalok ekhano royeche kochi KHOKA.' 
Manglu r meye ta jehetu laalche, 
taai or naam deowaa hoyechey 'LAALI'; 
jaa dustu baachur, baapre ! or opor karrha najar 
raakhte bolechey amaar maalik, 'BANAMALI.' 
Roz ami jakhan ei sab goru chaagol 
niye maalik er goaal er dikey FIRI; 
omni khaakey kolsi niye amaar saathe saathe 
choley ei graam er sabcheye paaka BURI. 
Amader graam e daarun khejur 
gur tairi kore Gobardhan Kaka, 
ei paaka buri taar ee KANYA; 
amaar theke maatro dui bachor er
choto, ei lambachulo, lakkhityara 
labanyomoyi r naam, 'ANANYA'. 
Ei bechaari maatrihaara meye 
amaake khub ee BHALOBAASE; 
aar ektu rozgar kore niyi, tarpor okeyi ami 
biye korbo ei bachor er SESHE."- Arindam Sain

MANY FIRMS MAY HAVE TO START FROM THE SCRATCH; TO COME OUT FROM THIS BAD PATCH !!!

"Many firms may have to 
start from the SCRATCH; 
to come out rapidly 
from this bad PATCH. 
Due to this pandemic situation, 
the stocks have not been 
cleared by 'End of Season' SALE; 
how to clear the old stocks to provide 
space for new stocks, is going to 
become an interesting TALE. 
The purchasing power of the 
customers will surely go DOWN; 
especially in rural and semi urban areas, 
but, maybe not by so much in any TOWN. 
So, the firms have 
only one fantastic OPTION; 
to somehow aggressively, again 
going for the 'Market PENETRATION'. 
Implement 'Buy 1 Get 1 Free' 
type of strategies and 
reduce the selling price AMOUNT; 
and train the employees of those firms 
about how to sell the products by 
marketing the word, 'DISCOUNT'."- Arindam Sain

MERI MAA TUMHE GHAR PE BULAAYA HAIN, BANAAYA HAIN KABAB !!! !!!

"Hoon musafir, chalna hain abhi 
bhi bahut saare RAASTE; 
koi bhi safar shuru karne se pehle, karte 
hain hum aapne bhagawan ko NAMASTE. 
Zindagi ki ish safar mein, ekbaar aayi thi 
ek khubsoorat FARISTEY; 
dheere dheere naa jaane kaise, hum dono 
ke beech ho gayi thi ek anmol RISHTEY. 
Kaabil e taarif thi uski SHABAAB; 
ek doosre ke liye hum dono teh BETAAB. 
Phir achanak ho gayi thi judaai, ek jhagra 
ke baad, woh chitthi bejhti rahi, hum gusse 
mein naa diya ek bhi khat ka JAWAAB; 
bahut dino baad, aaj huyi usse mulakaat aur woh 
haash ke boli, 'Meri maa tumhe ghar pe bulaaya 
hain, banaaya hain KABAB'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 11, 2020

DURING NATURAL CALAMITIES, THE MIGRATIONS ARE GENERALLY OUTWARD; BUT IN CASE OF THIS PANDEMIC, THE MIGRATIONS ARE INWARD !!!

"During natural calamities, the 
migrations are generally OUTWARD; 
but in case of this pandemic, 
the migrations are INWARD. 
Many daily workers are coming 
back to their own VILLAGE; 
many of them will help in farming 
to their parents of old AGE. 
Many employees or several 
union leaders are getting threatened 
or forced by their BOSSES; 
but the employees at present, are more 
concerned about their own life and that of their 
family members, not about the job LOSSES. 
Even there are people who have already 
resigned from their job OVERSEAS; 
and may open a new startup business in 
India with a few number of EMPLOYEES. 
What went out 
of our hands are now 
coming back due to this VIRUS; 
be it 'Brain Drain', 'Pollution Control' and
'Strong Domestic Market', this time, 
again, we cannot afford to miss the BUS. 
Smart investors will 
surely capitalize on 
these OPPORTUNITIES; 
and the capitalistic approach 
may automatically fade away 
among several COMMUNITIES."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 10, 2020

AADHAAR CARD CAN ALSO BE USED AS A RATION CARD FOR PUBLIC FOODS SUPPLY DISTRIBUTION !!!

"Some persons have surely 
given a fantastic SUGGESTION; 
that Aadhaar Card can also be used as a Ration 
Card for Public Foods Supply DISTRIBUTION. 
While shopping online, any individual can 
get a restricted quantity of rice, wheat 
and sugar at a subsidized PRICE; 
by entering his/her Aadhaar Card Number 
on the online grocery website on a 
monthly basis, just TWICE. 
Say, for example, in the online shopping 
website, you selected 1 Kilogram 
Rice at Rs. 42/-; 
in the 'Ration Promocode' Textbox, you 
enter your Aadhaar Number, the price 
will get reduced to Rs. 22/-. 
Rs. 20 will be 
directly credited to the 
online shopping website 
account from the Indian 
Government PDS ACCOUNT; 
in local grocery store shopping, the purchaser 
has to pay Rs. 42/-, and then upload 'Aadhaar 
Card Photocopy', 'Ration Challan' and a 'Ration 
Form' duly signed by purchaser and shopkeeper, 
in 'Ration website' to get back subsidy AMOUNT. 
The moment your Aadhaar Card is getting 
entried through your Ration ID, a phone call 
will be made and an OTP will be sent to 
your registered mobile number to 
confirm the Ration PURCHASE; 
be it direct online or local grocery store 
purchase, your Aadhaar Card number is 
eligible to get subsidies only for twice a 
month and the number of Ration Dealers 
may be reduced phase by PHASE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 9, 2020

CHAIN SE JEEYA NAA JAAYE AAB TUM BIN; BOLO KAB AAYOGI BHARAT MEIN, O 'VACCINE' !!!

"Chain se jeeya naa jaaye aab tum BIN; 
bolo kab aayogi Bharat mein, o 'VACCINE'. 
Woh asur ke darr se 
bahut kuch hain BANDH; 
phir bhi har Hindustani manusya 
ka hosla hain BULAND. 
Saari duniya mein koi bhi 
jung ka maidan khula hain 
tumhare liye, sirf aa jaao EKBAAR; 
Durga Maaiya ki tarah tum bhi karogi 
badh ish asur ki, tabhi toh shanti se 
jeeyega ish jagat ka har PARIVAAR. 
Yajna chal raha hain saari viswa 
mein, taah ki tum baano ish 
asur se bhi SHAKTISHAALI; 
yeh asur ko badh karna hee 
hoga, tabhi toh aayegi poore 
sansar mein KHUSHHALI."- Arindam Sain

THE GOODS TRAINS ARE RUNNING, SO, DON'T WALK ON RAILWAY TRACKS !!!

"In this lockdown phase, while walking 
on roads, beware of speedy TRUCKS; 
the goods trains are running, so, 
don't walk on Railway TRACKS. 
If your home is too FAR; 
just stay where you ARE. 
You are fighting against 
this virus to stay ALIVE; 
then what is the point in trying to go home, 
if in the streets, you don't SURVIVE. 
All the respective state government 
must provide them foods and SHELTER; 
then only, they will try to settle down where 
they are to feel much BETTER."- Arindam Sain