Friday, June 12, 2020

LET US HAVE A TALK WITH COMPANIES LIKE 'ASHOK LEYLAND', 'MAHINDRA', AND 'TATA MOTORS' FOR A BETTER TOMORROW !!!

"ROYAL MINISTER: 'The workers 
of the private buses are willing 
to work in these SITUATIONS; 
but the union leaders of the trade unions 
of the private buses are unnecessarily 
creating more FRUSTRATIONS.'

KING: 'Let us have a talk 
with companies like 'Ashok Leyland', 
'Mahindra' and 'Tata Motors' 
for a better TOMORROW; 
when around 80% of the Bus Transport System 
in Bangabhoomi will be operated by 'WBTC', 
'SBSTC' and 'NBSTC', then all private bus 
owners have to experience losses and SORROW.'

HERMIT: 'Increasing the number of government 
buses in Bangabhoomi will help to earn more 
revenues for the state GOVERNMENT; 
even in 'WBTC', 'SBSTC' and 'NBSTC', the 
Bangabhoomi government may go for 
a massive RECRUITMENT.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'If the private bus 
owners are not abiding by the state 
government orders, then the state government 
can easily cancel the route PERMIT; 
to allow other bus owners to apply for 
that route permit; the Telengana government 
is really so strict in these matters, 
that we have to ADMIT.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

EKUSH TAARIKH DIYE SHURU, EKUSH SAAL EI HOYE JAABE SESH !!!

"Ekush taarikh diye shuru, 
ekush saal ei hoye jaabe SESH; 
tobeyi aasbe Bangabhoomi teh 
shanti o shilpo r PARIVESH. 
Ke korlo oi sab 
train er notun NAAMKARAN; 
emni emni toh aar porijaayi shramik raa regey 
neyi, royeche er pechoney onek KAARAN. 
Ei virus ee bujhiye dilo 
je ei Bangabhoomi r sabthekey 
baro samasya holo 'BEKARATTA'; 
sudhu club gulo keyi taaka diye gelo, 
othocho shikkito yuvak raa je chaakri 
pelona, sedike neyi kono GURUTTWO. 
Ei Bangabhoomi teh 
hospital gulo toh sudhu 
byabsaa korteyi BYAASTO; 
taai bhaalo chikitsa paowaar jonnyo 
bangaali ra dakkhin bharat e giye 
giye hoye gachey ABHYASTHA. 
Naam ei 'Digital Ration Card', 
odhikaangsho Ration dealer raa 
korechey ki sundar DURNITI; 
sadharan graam er khetey khaowaa 
maanush gulo pratibaad korleyi naaki, 
seta hoy jaaye, 'Nongra RAJNEETI.' 
Office gulo dibbyi 
dilaam KHULEY; 
aar nityadin office jaatri der 
katha gelaam BHULEY; 
kato bike aarohir galaa kaate chinese 
maanja r suto e, oi 'Maa' URAALPOOLEY. 
Parivahan mantrak toh ekhan 
ekdum bekaar o BEHAAL; 
bhaggyish 'CESC' chilo, noiley Kolkata r 
pourosabha gulo teh ki je hoto bidyut er HAAL ! 
Jharh aar virus 
khuley diyechey MUKHOSH; 
ekhan kato jaayega e, kato 
gosthidwanda korche kato RAKKHOSH. 
Sadharan maanush er proti 
baddo udaasin hoye gachey 
ei Bangabhoomi SARKAAR; 
bhengechey dhairjya r baandh, 
ebaar sattyi ee ekta 
parivartan DARKAAR."- Arindam Sain

Monday, June 8, 2020

EKDIKEY MAARON VIRUS; AAR ONYODIKEY NEYI PORJAAPTO BUS !!!

"Ekdikey maaron VIRUS; 
aar onyodikey neyi porjaapto BUS. 
Ki behaal PARISTHITI; 
othocho chaai eksho shotangsho UPASTHITI. 
Madan aar Shobhan jodi 
aaj oi jaayega e THAAKTO; 
kobe eisab samasya r sab 
samadhan hoye JETO. 
Sakaal e office jete holey, bus stand e 
onekkhon dhore daariye THAAKA;  
bheerh e thashathaasi, dhakkadhakki, 
bus aar neyi je FAAKA. 
Ghaam jhorchey, sankraman o 
hoyto hocche, tobe bhalo ee 
gati teh ghurchey bus er CHAAKA; 
eikhaaneyi sesh noy, bhabhchen ki, bus er 
ticket er daam o bereche boiki, satti, 
kato je khorcha hocchey TAAKA. 
Office e giye o neyi shaanti, chokh taa 
choleyi jaaye office er deowaal ghori r DIKEY; 
jebhabeyi hok oi paanch taar sarkari bus 
ta dhorteyi hobe ekhan THEKEY. 
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush 
kintu ei Bangabhoomi sarkar er 
opor besh ASHANTUSTO; 
porjaapto porimaan e bus,
 raasta e naamle, nityajaatri der 
petey hoto na eto KASTO."- Arindam Sain

JAHAAN SE AAYA HAIN YEH ZEHER, WAHI HAIN ISH ILAAZ KI DABAAI !!!

"GABBAR: 'Yeh 2020 saal kab 
khatam hoga, kab hoga KHATAM'.

SAMBHA: 'Sarkar ! Ekdum sahi 
sawaal pooche hain aap EKDUM.'

KAALIA: 'Manushya jaati ko unke paapon 
ka dand de raha hain yeh prakriti, ish SAAL.'

SAMBHA: 'Sabkuch prakriti hee nahi kar 
raha hain; woh insaan dwaara tayiaar kiya 
huya virus ne toh chaaron taraf fayla 
ke rakha hain apna MAYAJAAL.'

GABBAR: 'Bahut siyaana laagta hain ! Aab 
hoga jung, haan haan, barabar jung HOGA.'

KAALIA: 'Jahaan se aaya hain yeh zeher, 
wahi hain ish ilaaz ki dabaai, aakhir 
kitne dino tak ish saach ko 
woh log CHUPAAYEGA ?'"- Arindam Sain

FOR EVERYONE, THE DEATH IS WAITING; WHAT FUN IS THERE IN LIFE WITHOUT FIGHTING !!!

'A VIRUS INFECTED PATIENT: 'I 
got QUARANTINED; 
and then after few days, 
I got HOSPITALIZED. 
The contagious virus attacked my 
body after a mild cough and COLD; 
if my case becomes too critical, I may 
also die, though, I am not too OLD.'

A CANCER PATIENT: 'Five years ago, they told 
me that I will live only for another three YEARS; 
but, I am still alive, because, I never lived my 
life with all those useless tensions and FEARS. 
For everyone, the 
death is WAITING; 
what fun is there in 
life without FIGHTING.'

HOSPITAL SWEEPER: 'I have been 
working in this hospital for so LONG; 
one day, you have to go far away from your 
beloved person, to whom you BELONG. 
Death is the ultimate truth, 
though, it sounds BRUTAL; 
but, whether you have lived a great life 
or not, that is more VITAL.'"- Arindam Sain

EI PRITHIVI R SAMASTA JEEVJANTU R KAACHEY, 'JEEVAN' ER AAREK NAAM, 'RANAKSHETRA' !!!

"JEEVAANU: 'Hey Maanav ! 
Aacho ki BNECHEY; 
dekhte ki paao amaare 
oi bibardhak KAANCHEY. 
Amaar theke khub ee 
saabdhaan e theko KINTU; 
kaaron ami khub taratari ee 
dekey aantey paari tomaar MRITYU.'

MAANAV: 'Hey Jeevaanu ! 
Tomaar o toh hoy MARAN; 
taai tomaake bhoy 
paabo kano AKAARAN. 
Mrityu toh aasbeyi ekdin naa ekdin, 
sarbakaal e, sarbajeev e ebong SARVATRA; 
ei prithibi r samasta jeevjantu r kaachey, 'Jeevan' 
er aarek naam, 'RANAKSHETRA'."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 7, 2020

THE STRATEGY TO CREATE 'BACKUP CITIES' IS QUITE FEASIBLE !!!

"HERMIT: 'Seabeds are 
heating up much rapidly than 
it was actually EXPECTED; 
therefore, frequent natural calamities 
like cyclones, depressions, tsunamis 
and earthquakes are highly PREDICTED.'

KING: 'Ok ! then we must also 
be well prepared to tackle those 
dangerous climatic CONDITIONS; 
our royal meteorological department is 
continuously monitoring the weather 
and making timely NOTIFICATIONS. 
Even, there must be rapid EVACUATIONS; 
as per the SITUATIONS.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! If it 
becomes too frequent, then each and 
every city of coastal areas must surely 
have its own 'backup CITY'; 
backups of database, server documents, 
administrative and financial documents 
must be kept at a city far away from 
coastal areas which is a NECESSITY; 
even entrepreneurs of the cities of the 
coastal areas will be given some financial help 
to open up their backup branches in the 
'backup cities' as early as POSSIBLE; 
the devastations have increased in the cities 
of coastal areas worldwide due to natural 
calamities, therefore, the strategy to create 
'backup cities' is quite FEASIBLE.'"- Arindam Sain