KKR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 13.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shaw and Stoinis each 

managed to contribute only 18; 

so many dot balls, wow ! what a good bowling 

performance by KKR bowlers it has BEEN. 

Overall, the KKR bowling, especially 

of Chakravarthy was FINE; 

Hetmyer managed to score some 

runs quickly after getting a LIFELINE. 

13.10.2021 was surely the day of two 

cricketers having the surname 'IYER'; 

Venkatesh of KKR really has the 

potential to create a bright CAREER. 

Shreyas remained not out at 30, 

whereas Shikhar scored 36; 

the chase of KKR looked so cool with 

Venky scoring 55 and Gill scoring 46. 

There were no potholes in the road, but, 

whosoever was sitting in the driver seat 

of the KKR team bus, was driving it ROUGH; 

be careful KKR, because your next opponent 

team is CSK under MS Dhoni's captaincy, 

and that war will be very very TOUGH. 

Though, KKR won by 3 wickets, but, 

4 KKR batsmen went out at their 

individual score of 0 run, what a SHAME; 

why Tripathi was so tensed, only he knows, 

but, luckily, a last moment 6 from him 

helped KKR to win the GAME."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 11.10.2021 !!!

"Kohli and Padikkal wanted the 

power play to be fully CAPITALIZED; 

but, due to Ferguson and Narine, the 

RCB strategy boat CAPSIZED. 

Sunil Narine's 21/4 includes 

the clean bowled out wickets of 

Virat Kohli and de Villiers TOO; 

Lockie Ferguson bowled out Devdutt 

Padikkal and gave a good support at the 

other end with a bowling figure of 30/2. 

Chahal tightened it up 

and the KKR batsmen felt 

the pressure a little BIT; 

so many easy catches got dropped, 

but, still, Harshal Patel's bowling 

spell is absolutely SUPERHIT. 

Venkatesh Iyer was playing some 

shots which looked quite CASUAL; 

Sunil Narine has hit three back to back six 

which is his normal batting style as USUAL. 

Siraj stunned the Eoin Morgan's teammates 

on 11.10.2021 by taking two quick 

wickets all of a SUDDEN; 

KKR won by 4 wickets as Shakib Al Hasan 

has hit a valuable boundary to bring back the 

winning smile at KKR DEN."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 10.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shikhar and Shreyas misjudged 

the swinging deliveries of HAZLEWOOD; 

but, Prithvi kept on swinging his bat to 

score 60 which is quite valuable and GOOD. 

It hardly matters whether 

you are a DC fan or NOT; 

Rishabh has hit a six with 

a single bottom handed SHOT. 

Shimron contributed well to make 

the DC score, a very competitive ONE; 

and Rishabh remained unbeaten 

at his individual knock of 51. 

Du Plessis got bowled at a late 

inswing delivery with a perfect LENGTH; 

that is a real beauty of Nortje's 

bowling STRENGTH. 

Robin came back in his 

good batting form in this MATCH; 

both Shreyas and Axar each 

took an amazing CATCH. 

Ruturaj rocked the show with 

his 70 and Robin scored 63; 

Tom Curran impressed his skipper 

with his bowling figure of 29/3. 

The match on 10.10.2021 went 

to the last over and indeed 

became somewhat THRILLING; 

CSK won by 4 wickets as MS Dhoni 

finished it in his own style to emerge 

victorious again like a KING."- Arindam Sain

SABAAR MON E EKTA EE ASHA, JE EBAAR SESH HOIBE 'CORONA' VIRUS !!!

"Dharani teh aailo shaanti, jakhan 

hoilo Mahishasur er BINAASH; 

prakriti o hoilo anandito, korilo 

tahaar BOHIPRAKASH; 

saada tulaa r nyay megh, aar 

sobuj ghaash er majhe saada KAASH; 

proti byatsor sarat kaal e, Maa Durga martya 

teh koren bhraman, chaariya 'KAILASH'. 

Sabaar mon e ektaa ee asha, je ebaar 

sesh hoibe 'Corona' VIRUS; 

ei mahamaari, samaaj er proti ti sthar 

er maanush jon ke koriyache GRAAS; 

proti eksho byatsor por por hoiyaache 

mahamaari, niyati r e ki PARIHAAS; 

saabdhanota abolombon korite hoibe, hoyto

aar maatro koyekta MAASH."- Arindam Sain

SIMPLE SOFTWARE AND SMART BANKING; CAN ONLY IMPROVE BUSINESS MARKET RANKING !!!

"Mr. X: 'The concept of 'CAPC' 

was not there in our BANK; 

but, after its implementation, somehow, 

we can sense why that ship SANK. 

Mr.Y: 'In our Bank, 'CAPC' was only there to 

verify the KYC documents, photo, signature of 

newly opened Savings Accounts only, not for 

'Inoperative' accounts or CIF AMENDMENT; 

your Bank acquired our Bank and then made 

CAPC process more complex and redundant 

to waste time unnecessarily, surely, a big 

blunder made by the top MANAGEMENT.'

Mr. X: 'It is better to give the control of 'CIF 

amendment' and 'Inoperative to Operative' 

process to the branch level as basically, 

we are doing customer HARASSMENT; 

even the CBS software has not been upgraded, 

still acting like a miser, the banking app is 

still pathetic, so, are they waiting for 

another merger by the Indian GOVERNMENT.'

Mr. Y: 'Simple software 

and smart BANKING; 

can only improve business 

market RANKING.'"- Arindam Sain

THE CONCEPT OF 'LIVE IN' AND 'ADULTERY' IS GETTING RESPECT DUE TO DELAY IN DIVORCE CASES SETTLEMENT, SO, ALL ARE ENJOYING SECRETLY TO STAY HEALTHY AND FIT !!!

"COP: 'This is a surprise raid, see, 

we have caught you both inside a 

lodge room at this midnight TIME.'

MARRIED WOMAN: 'How funny ! He is my 

boyfriend and even though he is also married, 

like me, but adultery is no more a CRIME.'

COP: 'Strange ! You both have good 

foods to eat at home, but, still you 

guys are eating outside, still, both 

of you are so HUNGRY.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us are from 

Hindu community and our respective 

divorce cases are going on and on, so, 

on the judicial system, we are very ANGRY.'

COP: 'Yeah ! I do agree that the 

Indian judicial system is very 

slow indeed and the 'Hindu 

Marriage Act' is just a BULLSHIT.' 

MARRIED WOMAN: 'The concept of 'Live In' 

and 'Adultery' is getting respect due to 

delay in divorce cases settlement, so, all 

are enjoying secretly to stay healthy and FIT.'

COP: 'Actually, as a human being, I can 

understand the romantic feeling, but, 

as a cop, I am just doing my duty 

for our Police DEPARTMENT.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us stay in a joint 

family, that's why we came here, but, as per 

social norms, it is better to have a rented or 

owned flat or APARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED RR BY 86 RUNS AT SHARJAH ON 07.10.2021 !!!

"Sharjah has always 

been a sporting GROUND; 

so both Shubman and Venkatesh 

milked the ball AROUND. 

Rahul Tewatia bowled Venkatesh Iyer, 

but, on KKR, it hardly had any IMPACT; 

as Shubman Gill delivered again with 

half a ton as he is in a great form in FACT. 

What a fantastic delivery by Sakariya to 

get Tripathi bowled out at his knock of 21; 

Dinesh and Eoin played sensibly 

to take the KKR score to 171. 

Shakib Al Hasan succeeded in 

reading the mind of the BATSMAN; 

the ducked dismissal of Yashasvi Jaiswal 

disappointed each and every RR FAN. 

It looked as if the KKR bowlers were 

competing with each OTHER; 

as Lockie Ferguson and Shivam Mavi started 

taking RR wickets one after ANOTHER. 

When RR team lost 7 wickets 

at their score of 35; 

the brave RR warrior, Rahul Tewatia 

came to the battlefield to fight and SURVIVE. 

KKR bowlers continued their aggressive 

bowling to make it harder for the 

RR tail-enders to DEFEND; 

though, Rahul Tewatia alone scored 44 runs, 

but, RR lost by 86 runs on 07.10.2021, as all 

wickets fell at the other END."- Arindam Sain