MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 ON 19.02.2021 !!!

"On 19th February 2021, in the Derby match, 

the East Bengal goalkeeper was too BUSY; 

as to tame Roy Krishna and 

David Williams is not so EASY. 

Though, the touches 

were SMALL; 

but, Roy Krishna gave 

the lead in Derby FOOTBALL. 

To a long throw from an East Bengal 

player, Tiri's header to score an 

own goal was a silly MISTAKE; 

Bright kept on attacking, but, 

the defensive strategy of 

Mohun Bagan was never at STAKE. 

David Williams made 

it 2-1, and then, Javi 

hammered the last NAIL; 

Mohun Bagan thrashed East Bengal by 3-1, 

and Roy Krishna once again emerged as 

a Hero, without any FAIL."- Arindam Sain

VIDYA O BUDDHI THAAKLE, JE KONO PARISTHITI TEH, BADLAANO JAAYE BHAGGYA !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Keyu ekbaar o 

porashona korte bolena 

aajker DINEY; 

sab boigulo ee baa 

kano Maa Saraswati r murti r 

paashe rekhey diyi ke JAANEY. 

Maa Saraswati r aashirvaad peley 

ki Maa Lakkhi regey jaan naaki, 

ei prashno o je jaage MON E; 

dhan o daulat baro, 

naa vidya o buddhi baro, 

ei maanav JIBON E.'

GURU: 'Vidya o buddhi ee baro, 

kaaron er jonnyo kete jaaye mon er 

bhetor er ahetuk o adrishya BHEETI; 

ei vidya o buddhi bojaaye raakhte 

sekhaaye amader oitihyo, 

parampara ebong SANSKRITI. 

Vidya o buddhi thaakle, 

je kono paristhithi teh, 

badlaano jaaye BHAGGYA; 

dhan o daulat thaakleyi toh aar 

howaa jaayena sukhi, taar jonnyo 

korte hoy vidya arjan er JAGGYA.'"- Arindam Sain

BUT, STILL, WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK WITH A VERSION WHICH IS SO OLD !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'We were not aware of the 

fact that the Bancslinc CBS software 

used by 'Allahabadians' was so UPDATED; 

as now the 'Indians' will have to provide 

services in all the regions, so, it is time to 

upgrade those software which are OUTDATED. 

Also, the number of branches 

as well as customers have 

increased as on DATE; 

as many branches are in 

remote rural areas, therefore, 

many customers are still ILLITERATE.'

RAMPRASAD: 'We always had 

a diversified portfolio whereas 

you guys always focused more 

on loans against GOLD; 

so many easy and customized 

user friendly upgradation was done 

in our CBS, but, still, why you guys are 

stuck with a version which is so OLD. 

In metro areas, customers 

went digital, but in rural areas, 

they still rely and feel more confident 

to get services from branch level ITSELF; 

but, in your old version, there are so much 

redundancy, overrides, frequent patch run, so, 

will it not hamper customer services, you ask 

this question to YOURSELF.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO EKTA YUVAK KE AAMRA HARALAAM; BODHOY TAAI JONNYO EE CHATURDIKE PRATIBAAD KORTE NEMECHE 'BAAM' !!!

"Kano ekta yuvak ke 

aamra HARALAAM; 

tobe ki police er maar er 

jonnyo ee, maara galo 'Maidul ISLAM'. 

Bodhoy taai jonnyo ee chaturdike 

pratibaad korte nemeche 'BAAM'; 

taai taara raasta e nemey janacche 

taader proyaato comrade ke, 'Laal SALAAM'. 

Annyay er biruddhe 

larai ke jaayena rokhaa, 

jato ee maaruk DAANDA; 

sadharan maanush e raa gorje 

uthche, taai ki bhoy pacche 

oisab 'Cut Money' khaowa GUNDA. 

Hoyto 'Laal Brigade' er vote 

sankhya gache KOMEY; 

kintu comrade raa ekhano larai 

korte jaane, jaayeni taara DOMEY. 

Uchit shaasti chaai, 

taai hok ei mrityu r 

sathik TADANTA; 

praaye sabai prashno korche, 

jeh Bangabhoomi teh kobe 

abaar firbey GANATANTRA."- Arindam Sain

PEHLE TEH 'ALLAHABADIAN'; AAB HUYE 'INDIAN; 'EMPOWER' KA DIN KHATAM; AAB DEKHTE HAIN 'INDOASIS' MEIN KITNA HAIN DUM !!!

"RAMPRASAD: 'Pehle teh 'ALLAHABADIAN'; 

aab huye 'INDIAN'; 

'Empower' ka 

din KHATAM; 

aab dekhte hain 'IndOasis' 

mein kitna hain DUM.'

RAMESWARI: 'Maana ki 

muskil hain BHULAANA; 

joh tha anokha, dildaar, 

dumdaar aur PURAANA. 

Par ek naye umang ke saath, 

zaroor accha laagega tum 

logon ko, hamaara yeh 

'Indian' GHARAANA; 

haathon se miley hain haath, 

chalna hain bahut dur ek saath, 

yaadgaar aur shaandaar baanega 

hamaara yeh YAARANA.'"- Arindam Sain

DUTO HOLUD MAANEYI TOH LAAL; SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH SAANTAAR KAAT TEH JAANE, JATO EE KAATUK ORA KHAAL !!!

"Khelbo football, goal 

debona, taai kakhano HOY; 

oi dal er goalkeeper taai 

peyeche khub BHOY. 

Kaajer belaaye 

ekkebaare ASTHARAMBHA; 

kakhano kore gheu gheu, 

kakhano kore hamba HAMBA. 

Maajhmaath e dhundumaar 

larai hocche GURU; 

ebaar hobe ekta r por 

ekta goal kora SHURU. 

Jato ee duaarey duaarey 

koruk ora JOGAJOG; 

besh bujhte paarche je 

ebaar kapaal e royeche DURBHOG. 

Duto holud 

maaneyi toh LAAL; 

Sundarban er baagh saantaar 

kaat teh jaane, jato ee kaatuk ora KHAAL. 

Jekhaankaar lok e raa, khete bhaalobashe 

chaal bhajha, chola bhajha, paanta bhaath, 

morla maach er tok aar kaancha LANKA; 

seikhaaneyi kintu Bhagaban Vishnu r avatar 

der prati royeche ogaadh bhakti, aar oikhaan 

thekeyi barosharo parivartan er AASANKA. 

Shaak diye aar 

katodin dhekey 

raakha jaaye MAACH; 

samay mato jal naa diley, 

morey jaaye boiki sanghatan er 

notun chaara GAACH."- Arindam Sain

GIVE MORE IMPORTANCE TO THE PERFORMANCE RATING FOR EVERY NEXT YEAR BUDGET ALLOCATION !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Based on the 

performance rating, rankwise Odisha, 

Telangana and Delhi are top three 

performing states in the COMPETITION; 

the state government of these three states 

believes in speed and six sigma strategy, so 

that, with realistic feasibility, the project teams 

succeed in timely project COMPLETION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The 'Project 

Completion Report Card' (PCRC) of all 

states must be displayed in Central 

Government website so that the other state 

governments get some MOTIVATION; 

Odisha cooperates the most with the 

Central Government, Telengana ensures 

a good working environment and Delhi 

believes in cost cutting measures of 

projects with some INNOVATION.'

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! though 

these three states are politically, 

in respect to the Central Government, 

are actually in OPPOSITION; 

but, due to their fruitful cooperation 

with the Central Government, today, 

in terms of overall development, 

their states are in good POSITION.'

KING: 'From now on, we must issue 

a new circular to give more importance 

to the performance rating for every 

next financial year budget ALLOCATION; 

no matter, in whichever political party they 

belong to, if they perform well, we will provide 

more monetary support for projects to transform 

India into a super power NATION.'"- Arindam Sain