CHINTA NAA KARO JAANU, BAHUT SAARE ZAMEEN HAIN MERE PAAS !!!

"Choti raaton mein, kar ke choti choti BAATEIN; 

dono ka dil huya bada, ho gayi MOHABBATEIN. 

Aahistha AAHISTHA; 

baani yeh RISHTA. 

Mukhda tumhari aisi, jaise ho tum koi PARI; 

tumhari nazrein hain ekdum JAADUGARI. 

Ekdin mili tumko naukri aur 

chali gayi tum KODAIKANAL; 

tumhare binaa yahaan nahi tha 

mere zindagi mein koi sur aur TAAL. 

Ish virus ke chakkar mein, chali gayi 

tumhari naukri, tum laut aa gayi NAINITAL. 

Chinta naa karo jaanu, 

bahut saare zameen 

hain mere PAAS; 

ek tractor bhi khareed liye hain, badiya 

khetivaadi karenge aur rahenge hum dono ish 

ghar mein, jiska naam hain 'SHAANTINIVAAS'."- Arindam Sain

OI 'DETTOL', 'SAVLON' AAR 'LIFEBUOY' SABAAN EE ZINDABAD !!!

"Oi 'Dettol', 'Savlon' aar 'Lifebuoy' 

sabaan ee ZINDABAD; 

aasol hok ba nakol, oi sanitizer gulo 

ke naa hoy dilaam ekdum BAAD. 

Sanitizer o naaki aajkaal 

bikri hocche BHYAJAAL; 

Police o kintu ei sab asadhu 

byabsaayi der dhorte, petechey JAAL. 

Mask o naaki surokkhito noy, taai 

barang poraa bhalo RUMAAL; 

ke jaane, kobe je hobe sesh, ei 

bipadjanak 'CORONAKAAL'".- Arindam Sain

THEIR LEGENDARY GOLDEN VOICE USED TO GIVE US SO MUCH AMUSEMENT !!!

"In earlier days, singers preferred to sing 

without even any major musical INSTRUMENT; 

but, still, their legendary golden voice 

used to give us so much AMUSEMENT. 

The lyrics of the songs 

were of premium QUALITY; 

and was well appreciated and accepted in higher 

class, middle class and lower class SOCIETY. 

Afterwards, the 

melodious music 

became PROMINENT; 

and nowadays, except in few songs, 

the instrumental music remains 

more DOMINANT."- Arindam Sain

WHAT SECRET INFORMATION, BOTH OF THEM KNEW; THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT, AS THE EVIDENCE IS NEW !!!

"What secret information, both of them KNEW; 

this is more important, as the evidence is NEW. 

The girl's death is now, 

quite MYSTERIOUS; 

and is directly linked to boy's death, 

as the matter is very SERIOUS.  

Who all are playing the game 

from behind the CURTAIN; 

no permission for any station leave 

to them, time to DETAIN. 

No one saw him in a 

hanged condition, except WHOM; 

focus on other clues and the video footage 

in CCTV inside the ROOM."- Arindam Sain

THERE WAS NO LOVE CHEMISTRY; THE FUND SIPHONING IS ITSELF A MYSTERY !!!

"No matter, whatever 

are your VIEWS; 

that mystery death of 

a star is really a sad NEWS. 

There was no love CHEMISTRY; 

the fund siphoning is itself a MYSTERY. 

'Republic TV' is 

doing a far 

better INVESTIGATION; 

than the Maharashtra Police, 

who all have become comedy 

characters for the entire NATION; 

even these cops 

are so shameless as they are not 

doing any COOPERATION."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE ALSO DOUBTING THAT IN THIS CASE, THERE IS SURELY SOME HIGH PROFILE ENGAGEMENT !!!

"MARATHI: 'Maybe, the Maharashtra 

Police is not cooperating FULLY; 

in our opinion, all the evidences to be 

investigated again very CAREFULLY. 

We are also becoming fed up of this 

'Khichdi' type Maharashtra GOVERNMENT; 

we are also doubting that in this case, there 

is surely some high profile ENGAGEMENT.'

BIHARI: 'Whenever these 

Sainiks rule in Mumbai, we have 

faced so much racial DISCRIMINATION; 

now, again it is a similar type of a case, 

where a person who wants to fly high 

had to face so much HUMILIATION. 

Also, a case of 

fund siphoning is 

under the radar with a 

probable underworld CONNECTION; 

again, a big battle of Bihar Vs Maharashtra 

has started, where Bihar cops believe 

in real brutal facts only, not on any 

fabricated work of FICTION.'"- Arindam Sain

TERRORISM OF PAKISTAN IS UNDER CONTROL, NOW IT IS TIME TO DESTROY ALL BIOWEAPON LABORATORIES IN CHINA AND NORTH KOREA NATION !!!

"As per several intelligence sources, China 

and Pakistan are making a secret deal to 

manufacture another BIOWEAPON; 

slowly and silently, many powerful nations of 

the world are yet to understand that in a 

different style, the 'Third World War' is ON. 

Pakistan is now planning to 

dig its own GRAVEYARD; 

to conquer Islamabad, the Indian Armed 

Forces are always ready to march FORWARD. 

Nepalese of Nepal must think thrice 

before going for any ATTACK; 

as the people of Bihar and Uttar Pradesh know 

very well about how to COUNTERATTACK. 

In South China Sea, India must join hands 

with USA and Vietnam to start 

a joint naval OPERATION; 

terrorism of Pakistan is under control, now it 

is time to destroy all bioweapon laboratories in 

China and North Korea NATION."- Arindam Sain

EKDIN HOLO BESH KOUTUHOL, JE KE EI NAARI !!!

"Sakaal e amaar dikey taakiye 

roj 'Ka Ka' korto ekti KAAK; 

roj thik praaye teen te r dikey amaar ghum 

jeto bhengey jehetu prakriti dito DAAK. 

Bathroom taa 

baari r BAAIRE; 

jhijhi pokaa r daak suni, aar suni paayer nupur er 

shabdo, ke jano okhaane apon mon e GHORE. 

Ekdin holo besh 

koutuhol, je ke ei NAARI; 

dekhi seyi gaach er goraa e, harkin niye 

dariyeche se, paran e saada SAREE. 

Se taar ki chokh er chahoni maairi, jano 

ei bujhi amaar rakto chusey KHAABE; 

se bibhatso mukhchokh dekhley 

je keyu bhoy peye JAABE. 

Meye taake ami chini 

besh bhalo KORE; 

daaini apobaad diye, ei graam er ee aadivasi 

raa ekti gaach e jhuliye diyechilo TAARE. 

Kintu seyi gaach toh ager maash e, 

graam er lok e raa diyechilo KETE; 

kintu ami seyi gaach taa ki kore 

abaar dekhte pacchi BOTE. 

Dekhi oi gaach tala e, ekta chotto meye, 

'Maa, khidey peyeche, khete dibini' bolche, 

ei chotto meye ke o toh ami CHINI; 

aamader mahakuma r ee 

ekti anaath ashram e 

royechey boleyi JAANI. 

Asoley aajker ei 

bidhaba bhooth ee kintu 

chilo amaar baalyo BANDHU; 

o nichu jaat er meye boley, 

okey ei samaaj hotey 

dayeni amaar BADHU. 

Biye holo 

seshmesh ek 

maataal er SANGEY; 

praaye roj ee maarto okey, emon ki 'Asha' 

karmi der ke o bolte sunechi, je ciggarette er 

chyaka r daag o royechey or ANGEY. 

Maataal taa toh madh 

kheye kheyei MORLO; 

aar meye aar bou ke jano 

jyanto laash baaniye GALO. 

Morey giye o, ei meyeta byata 

ekhano amaake BHALOBASHE; 

or meye taa ke ami 

dattak nilaam ABOSESHE."- Arindam Sain

DON'T GET TOO EXCITED OR OVERJOYED AFTER SEEING DISCOUNTS AS THESE ARE THE REAL BUSINESS TALES !!!

"In the partial 

lockdown PHASES; 

the online ordering of foods 

have increased in so many CASES. 

In the online apps, you may get 

attracted by seeing so many DISCOUNTS; 

but, is the price of foods in the apps tallying 

with the restaurant menu card price AMOUNTS. 

For example, say if the price of a food item is 

Rs. 60/-, then in the apps it will show Rs. 100/-; 

with 20% discount and Rs. 20/- as a delivery 

charge, so, you are going to pay Rs. 100. 

In that Rs. 40/- extra PROFIT; 

the apps firm takes Rs. 30/-, that's IT. 

The restaurant owner also makes a tie-up with 

these apps, as he/she gets more profit 

with increased quantity of SALES; 

so, don't get too excited or overjoyed after 

seeing discounts as these are the real 

business TALES."- Arindam Sain

KANO PRASHASAN EBONG POLICE LOCKDOWN E GHAR E THAAKTE BOLCHE, DAYA KORE BUJHUN TAAR GURUTTWO !!!

"Acho ki BHALO; 

neyi je AALO; 

rangeen jeevan hoyechey saada KAALO. 

Swasthya r naam e 

cholchey LOOTPAAT; 

bhaango ei udaasinota o 

durniti r louha KAPAAT; 

neyi porjaapto bichaana, 

taai jete hocche SHASHANGHAT. 

Charidikey ee jano AATANKA; 

baro ee jotil ei rajneeti aar vote bank er AANKA. 

Jodi hoy 

SANKRAMAN; 

tahole ee kintu haaspaatal katripakkho 

korbe apnaar bank balance e AAKRAMAN. 

Thaakun ghar e, thaakun surakkhito, 

thaakun sushtha, bojaaye 

raakhun samaajik DURATTWO; 

kano Prashashan ebong Police 

lockdown e ghar e thaakte bolche, daya 

kore bujhun taar GURUTTWO."- Arindam Sain

OYSTER AND OCTOPUS !!!

"OYSTER: 'Humans are of the 

opinion that if they eat OYSTERS; 

then the nutrients of that 

food acts as power BOOSTERS. 

Our species are of so many 

varieties, so many types of 

flavours, but humans prefer 

to eat us RAW; 

the greed factor among humans to 

reproduce us on a large scale invited 

several virus attacks on us, though, 

some nations have imposed a strict LAW.'

OCTOPUS: 'As we have three hearts 

and nine brains, humans are JEALOUS; 

our blood is blue and can secrete out venom 

when any shark or human comes near US. 

In some nations, humans 

eat us with spicy sauce 

after burning us LIVE; 

every year, after swallowing by 

not chewing us properly, many 

humans failed to remain ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMI AMAAR KAAJ NIYEYI EKDUM FURFUREY MEJAAJ E THAAKI !!!

"Aar tamon oi chaa er dokaan e 

hoyna jomiye adda, sabaai ekhan 

je jaar kaaj niye BYAASTO; 

aami dinbhar 'Toto' chaalai, onekdin por 

didi r baaritey gelaam rakhi portey, jomiye 

khelaam bhaath, daal, beguni, aloo POSTO. 

Pet e ekta paathar hobaar por thekeyi 

aami aajkaal khaai sudhu ee NIRAMISH; 

boyesh besi noy amaar kintu, 

maatro CHABBISH. 

'Toto' chaalai boley, amaar jamaibabu 

baa taar parivaar er lokjon 

ektu naak shitkoye BOIKI; 

taatey amaar boyeyi gachey, pet e kheley, 

tobeyi peeth e soy guru, taai aami amaar kaaj 

niyeyi ekdum furfurey mejaaj e THAAKI; 

kaaj er samay, paisa kamaanor jonnyo, 

mon diye kori kaaj, diyi naa kono FAAKI; 

otto bhebey ki laabh bhabisyat er katha, ekhan 

o jeevan er kato path chalaa r aachey BAAKI. 

Otto paisa o neyi je, bhebey 

bhebey maatha kharap hoye jaabe, 

je kon bank e, kato paisa RAAKHI; 

computer baa mobile ghataghati r o bishesh 

obbhyesh neyi, barong ami baaritey 

pusechi, kato rang berang er PAAKHI; 

chupi chupi sudhu apnaader keyi 

bolchi, je eedaning ekti sundari 

sabji bikreta hoyechey 

amaar priyo SAKHI; 

se amaar jeevan e asaar por, ami 

upolobdhi korechi, jano grisyakaal er 

dupur e, prakriti ke thaanda korte, 

esechey KAALBAISAKHI."- Arindam Sain

WHATEVER 'WHO' SAYS IS SO CONFUSING; SOMETIMES, WE FIND THOSE STATEMENTS SO AMUSING !!!

"Whatever 'WHO' says 

is so CONFUSING; 

sometimes, we find those 

statements so AMUSING. 

In the initial stages, 'WHO' regarded 

this virus as a weak ONE; 

then 'WHO' declared this virus as a dangerous 

virus and started to scare EVERYONE. 

Many a times, we have also seen 

that what 'WHO' declared TODAY; 

it swung by 180 degrees, 

the very next DAY. 

Therefore, whatever 'WHO' 

says nowadays, the people of 

the world are least bothered about IT; 

people are interested to know about the 

development of vaccine and any effective 

rapid testing KIT."- Arindam Sain

THE INCLUSION OF 'RAFALE' FROM FRANCE WILL MAKE 'INDIAN AIR FORCE' QUITE STRONG !!!

"The introduction of 'Rafale' from France 

will make 'Indian Air Force' quite STRONG; 

these fighting jets can be utilized very efficiently 

against enemies if anything goes WRONG. 

Even Nepal may get a nice treatment as 

the Nepalese Government is becoming 

a nation which is fully Chinese DRIVEN; 

India and Russia have always been a good friend 

to each other and to support India, the Russian 

Government must supply more 'Sukhoi-57'. 

If China again plans to enter into Ladakh, this 

time, due to the attacks from the 'Indian Air 

Force', the Chinese soldiers will not SURVIVE; 

as China is planning to destroy US economy, the 

USA Government must make a diplomatic move 

by supplying India, some 'F-35'".- Arindam Sain

EI MAHAMAARI R 2020 TE, SHURU HOLO AMADER PREMKAHINI !!!

"Ami o khete bhalobashi lukiye lukiye, oi NONI; 

tumi ee toh mor Radhe, tumi ee mor RANI. 

Amaar karmasthal, 'Doordarshan' aar 

tomaar karmasthal 'AKASHVAANI'; 

ami jakhan roj TV teh khabor pori, tumi amaake 

thik dekho sandhyabela e, se ami JAANI; 

ami o office e, ektu abasar peley, 

tomaar anusthaan gulo o, mobile 

phone e, headphone laagiye SUNI. 

Amader graam er naam, 

'SUNMUNI'; aar tomader 

graam er naam, 'JAAMBUNI'. 

Bhagabaan er ki leela 

dekho, amaar naam, 'Prabhat' 

aar tomaar naam, 'RAJANI'; 

ei maaron virus aakraman korlo dujon ke, oi 

haaspaatal ei alaap, ei mahamaari r 2020 te, 

shuru holo amader PREMKAHINI."- Arindam Sain

KASHMIR SE KANYAKUMARI TAK LEHERA RAHA HAIN HINDUSTAN KI TIRANGA JHANDA !!!

"Chahey kitne bhi kathin 

paristhiti kyon naa ho, dil toh 

hain jaise koi udhta huya PARINDA; 

maidan-e-jung hain yeh zindagi, ladhte 

hain apni maatribhoomi ki raksha ke liye, 

jab tak rahete hain yeh ZINDA; 

Kashmir se Kanyakumari tak garv se 

lehera raha hain Hindustan ki tiranga JHANDA; 

dil hain yeh Hindustani, garv se kaheta hain, 

'Jai Hind' aur hain sacche pyar ka BANDA. 

Bharat ke seemarekha mein 

tainaat hain yeh, shatru o pe nazar 

rakhta hain yeh DAINIK; 

dushman o ko kabhi bhi kadi se kadi 

jawaab dene ke liye hamesha taiyaar 

hain har Bharatiya SAINIK. 

Kaandhon se kaandhein millake 

har jung ladhne ke liye, 

har Bharatiya Sainik eksaath 

hote hain jung mein SAAMIL; 

tabhi toh Pakistani o ko ekdum 

paarasth kar ke, Bharatiya Sainik o 

ne vijay praapt kiya aur dushman o 

se azaad huya 'KARGIL'."- Arindam Sain

WHAT YOU WANT TO LEARN, YOU JUST LEARN; IN WHICH PROFESSION YOU WANT TO EARN, YOU JUST EARN !!!

"What you want to learn, 

you just LEARN; 

in which professsion you 

want to earn, you just EARN. 

That education system has to be 

changed which is quite too BOOKISH; 

it is not also necessary that you have to have 

an excellent in-depth knowledge in ENGLISH. 

You can learn so many 

things so quickly while studying 

it in your regional LANGUAGE; 

each and every subject is interrelated to each 

other, so, the difference between Science, Arts 

and Commerce is fading out in this modern AGE. 

Any subject you choose 

as per your CHOICE; 

anytime you can give exam on any subject 

as per your self-confidence with REJOICE. 

Teachers of all 

government schools to be 

given rotational transfers 

after every 5 YEARS; 

in schools, there will be no politics at 

any cost and the focus will be to 

break all types of psychological and 

superstitious BARRIERS."- Arindam Sain

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE STARTS DOING EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL; THEN IT IS A POSITIVE SIGN, THAT THE RELATIONSHIP OF LOVE IS GOING TO FAIL !!!

"If your girlfriend or wife starts 

doing emotional BLACKMAIL; 

then it is a positive sign, that the 

relationship of love is going to FAIL. 

That female lover is your real partner who 

lives with you and by your side even in odd 

situations and in the times of POVERTY; 

be very careful, as the girls of next generation 

are too greedy about money and their husband's 

or boyfriend's bank balance and POPULARITY. 

Never ever take a decision to make 

your girlfriend or wife to become 

your business partner, as it can 

be a great MISTAKE; 

you never know, at the backend, 

she may make a new secret deal with 

another firm which has been trying hard 

for so many years, to OVERTAKE. 

Gone are those days, when 

majority of girls used to be 

cultured and TRADITIONAL; 

now, in the name of so many temporary love 

affairs to earn more money, so many girls have 

become quite erotic and PROFESSIONAL. 

Make friendship and fall in 

love with a poor hardworking 

bee who loves HONEY; 

not with those witches who knows 

nothing about love and life, except 

the cursed MONEY."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN, MOHUN BAGAN; MODER ASHA, MODER PRAAN; GEYE JAAYI JEEVAN ER EE JAIGAAN; JAI MOHUN BAGAN !!!

"Mohun Bagan, Mohun BAGAN; 

moder asha, moder PRAAN; 

geye jaayi jeevan er ee JAIGAAN; 

Jai Mohun BAGAN. 

Din taa chilo untreeshey July, 

saal taa chilo unisshyo EGAARO; 

sedin 'East Yorkshire' bujhechilo, je 

kaake bole, 'Bajra aatuni, foska GERO'. 

Sei dal e chilen Manmohan, 

Hiralal, Sudhir, SHIBDAS; 

Neelmadhab, Habul, 

Rajendranath, BIJOYDAS; 

aar chilen 

Abhilash, Kanu 

ebong BHUTI; 

sedin er seyi jai, jaagiyechilo saara 

Bharatbarsha te, ek notun 'Swadeshi' 

biplab er aasha o ANUBHUTI. 

Daarun goalkeeper chilen Hiralal, 

taai toh darshak raa anand e boley 

uthten, 'Sabbash Hiralal, SABBASH !'; 

kato British footballer hoyechen aahoto, 

jakhan football maath e, ektu adhtu 

dhakka diyechen ABHILASH. 

'Bhaduri' bangsho r royeche 

kintu onek ABODAAN; 

taai toh aaro khyati arjan 

koreche Mohun BAGAN. 

Bijoydas er chilo daarun 

goal koraar KHAMOTA; 

je kono muhurte match e 

firiye aante paarten SAMOTA. 

Shibdas abaar paa diye 

jaa dekhaaten BHELKI; 

British defender raa toh bujhteyi 

paarten naa seyi sab CHALAAKI. 

Final e ek goal e 

chilo pichiye, 

Shibdas er goal e 

match e firlo Mohun BAGAN; 

taarpor Abhilash er goal e holo 2-1, match 

er sesh e, se jano durgotsav hocche, dhaak 

dhol, kaasor, kichu ee naai baad, chollo 

uttal ananda nritya o GAAN. 

Mohun Bagan, Mohun BAGAN; 

moder asha, moder PRAAN; 

geye jaai jeevan er ee JAIGAAN; 

Jai Mohun BAGAN."- Arindam Sain

ON 29TH JULY, 1911, WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE BARE FEET; BY DEFEATING 'EAST YORKSHIRE' BY 2-1, MOHUN BAGAN ACHIEVED A GLORIOUS FEAT !!!

"It is the National Football Club 

of India, MOHUN BAGAN; 

which has a long history 

and a long RUN. 

Those legendary 

footballers are in HEAVEN; 

but, in the hearts of everyone, 

they will always remain as 'IMMORTAL XI'. 

On 29th July, 1911, with their 

respective bare FEET; 

by defeating 'East Yorkshire' by 2-1, 

'Mohun Bagan' achieved a glorious FEAT. 

This victory was not 

only a victory but also 

a 'Swadeshi' INSPIRATION; 

that the Indians can win against the 

British in their freedom struggle 

throughout the 'BHARAT' NATION. 

Not only, the final match 

of 'IFA Shield 1911' gave the 

spectators, the ENTERTAINMENT; 

but, it has also boosted the morale of the 

freedom fighters who were active players 

in the 'SWADESHI' MOVEMENT."- Arindam Sain

WHEN THE NAME OF THE DANGEROUS VIRUS IS 'COVID'; THEN THE TESTS HAVE TO BE MORE RAPID !!!

"When the name of the 

dangerous virus is 'COVID'; 

then the tests have 

to be more RAPID. 

Unless you can DETECT; 

you cannot PROTECT. 

Initially what looks NEGATIVE; 

in the next 24 hours, it can be POSITIVE. 

Rapid Testing 

surely helps 

to DIFFERENTIATE; 

the Detailed Testing helps to control the 

patient's health condition, which actually 

tends to rapidly DETERIORATE. 

The Central Government and the 

State Governments must act jointly 

to reduce the testing PRICE; 

a person must be tested 

with a gap of 24 hours, 

at least, THRICE."- Arindam Sain

NOW, IN 2020, DUE TO THIS CONTAGIOUS AND DANGEROUS VIRUS, HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY SURVIVE, ALL ARE IN A GREAT DOUBT !!!

"In 2019, 'the rise in population worldwide' 

was one of the important subjects, 

all were concerned ABOUT; 

now, in 2020, due to this contagious and 

dangerous virus, how many people will 

actually survive, all are in a great DOUBT. 

As per the worldwide data, this virus 

has killed a major percentage of the 

people of young GENERATION; 

now, that's a problem 

for the future of 

many a NATION. 

Now, 'one child policy' 

or 'two children policy' only, 

must be discarded for a DECADE; 

then only, any nation can again have a 

good number of young generation people 

in the modern BRIGADE."- Arindam Sain

LOVE STORY SCENARIOS IN REALITY ARE QUITE DIFFERENT FROM WHAT WE SEE IN ANY BIOSCOPE !!!

"Love story scenarios in reality are quite 

different from what we see in any BIOSCOPE; 

even in this modern era, superstitious families 

believe in those useless HOROSCOPE. 

What actually matters is 

the report of any medical TEST; 

if the lovebirds are healthy and fit, then they can 

easily proceed to build their own beautiful NEST. 

Still today, we see people asking whether a 

person is a 'Manglik' or 'NON MANGLIK'; 

actually some astrologers create 

such type of a GIMMICK; 

and blind followers of those astrologers 

become the victims of any such TRICK; 

in these type of situations, we have seen 

many lovebirds running away from their 

home and getting married secretly, as 

their hearts are truly so ROMANTIC; 

in reality, at least, in this modern era, 

the lovebirds are coming out 

of these unnecessary social traps 

and becoming more REALISTIC."- Arindam Sain

PLAGUE WAS ALSO TOO CONTAGIOUS; BUT, IN THOSE DAYS, THE COMMON PEOPLE WERE SO COURAGEOUS !!!

"Plague was also 

too CONTAGIOUS; 

but, in those days, the common 

people were so COURAGEOUS. 

When Kolkata was passing through 

the phase of Plague PANDEMIC; 

the plague patients got help from so many 

common people who were so DYNAMIC. 

Lockdown system was also implemented 

under the British ADMINISTRATION; 

but, still, there were so many 

deaths across the NATION. 

That bubonic plague also came from CHINA; 

just as it is the case regarding CORONA. 

In those days, even before hanging 

till death, the jailer used to ask the 

prisoner about his last WISH; 

nowadays, the 'Covid 19' patients are dying on 

the streets and people are making videos of it 

but not helping the patient; how SELFISH ! 

Even eminent personalities like 

Bhagini Nivedita and Swami Vivekananda 

led from the front to clean up the 

streets, offer foods and 

medicines to the poor PEOPLE; 

but, at present, in a similar scenario 

of a pandemic situation, due to 

callousness and selfishness of government 

and society, the 'Covid 19' patients 

are in great TROUBLE."- Arindam Sain

IN SUCH A LONG QUEUE OF OUR CASH COUNTER, WHY A TECH SAVVY, YOUNG GENERATION GUY LIKE YOU STILL STAND !!!

"BANKER: 'In such a long queue 

of our cash counter, why a 

tech savvy, young generation 

guy like you still STAND; 

in this modern era, we have ATM, 

Internet Banking, Mobile Banking, so 

why you guys are not using 'Digital 

Banking', we really don't UNDERSTAND.' 

CUSTOMER: 'Why are 

we still too concerned 

about digital banking, 

you want to HEAR; 

it takes around 72 hours to get a refund 

if there is any failed ATM or online 

transaction and due to modern cyber attacks, 

there is still so much FEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

THERE ARE SO MANY APPS IN THE MARKET FOR DATING; WHERE ALMOST ALL THE REGISTERED USERS ARE EXPERT IN FLIRTING !!!

"There are so many apps 

in the market for DATING; 

where almost all the registered 

users are expert in FLIRTING. 

If it is a match at both ends, both of 

them can start the private CHATTING; 

then after a few months, both of them plans to 

meet each other in a place of secret MEETING. 

After some good 

eating and wild DRINKING; 

they play some sacred games 

to experience some SWEATING. 

Then as the time passes 

gradually, they weakens up 

their own romantic SETTING; 

as again another new player 

comes into their life to play the 

sacred games after apple BITING."- Arindam Sain

YEH VIRUS SE TOH JYAADA KHATARNAK LAAG RAHA HAIN YEH SAB INSAAN !!!

"CHITRAGUPTA: 'Dukkh ki 

baat kya bataayein 

aapko MAHARAJ; 

haspaatal ke bahaar ya apne hee ghar 

ke bahaar, mareez mar raha hain, 

ho nahi raha hain koi ILAAJ. 

Yeh virus se toh jyaada khatarnak 

laag raha hain yeh sab INSAAN; 

agar aisa chalta raha, toh phir najaane kitne hee 

laashon se bharh jaayega har SHAMSAAN.'

YAMRAAJ: 'Aakhir kaar 

Insaan o ko mil rahi 

hain uchit SHIKSHA; 

boorey waqt mein, yehi Insaan bhool jaata 

hain Insaniyat, aur har peereet Insaan ke liye 

wahi hota hain asli AGNIPARIKSHA. 

Swasthya Bibhaag aur Prashashan 

ki naakamyaabi hain yeh, 

aur isiliye saayed darr gaya 

hain poora maanav JAATI; 

agar bahut jald naa aaya iski dabaai, toh 

phir hogi aur bhi tabaahi, kyon ki yeh 

Insaan suraksha bidhi nahi hain apnaati, aur 

isiliye hoti hain ghor DURGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

MON AMAAR, EI GRAAM ER MATO EE PRAANKHOLA; TAAI CHOLEY BOIKI EKTU ADHTU PREM ER O KHELA !!!

"Khayali e mon, 

neyi kono AKKEL; 

samay boye jaaye, ei 

hocche sakaal, ei hocche BIKEL. 

Kakhano khacchi taal er 

saansh, kakhano NAARKEL; 

khelchi keet keet, kakhano daanguli, 

kakhano kabaddi, kakhano baa MARBEL; 

kichu ee khaowa royena baad, 

aam, tetul baa paaka BEL. 

Mon amaar, ei graam er 

mato ee PRAANKHOLA; 

taai choley boiki ektu 

adhtu prem er o KHELA. 

Ami bhabaghurey, baunduley boley, 

ekjon toh jhogra emon kore, je amaar 

kaan hoye jaaye JHALAPALA; 

ei graam e sabai amaare cheney, 

kaaron mukkhyo charitra teh ami ee 

abhinay kori, jakhan hoy kono JATRAPALA. 

Amader gram er 

naam 'BHUVANDAANGA'; 

boye jaaye nodi, jekhaane dekhte 

paaowa jaaye kato ee naa MAACHRAANGA; 

ei nodi r opaar e, royechey 

aar ekti gram, 'HAARHBHAANGA'; 

jakhan maajhi raa gaaye bhatiali gaan, amaar 

hriday hoye jaaye CHAANGA."- Arindam Sain

PLASTIC TO BE REPLACED AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE; BY JUTE PRODUCTS AND IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE !!!

"Plastic to be replaced as early as POSSIBLE; 

by Jute products and it is not IMPOSSIBLE. 

The Indian Government took 

the initiative of 'Look EAST'; 

some eastern states can earn more revenues by

increasing the volume of Jute farming at LEAST. 

In each and every shops and 

shopping malls, there should 

be no plastic carry bags at ALL; 

there should be only reusable Jute Bags and 

to implement it fully, the Indian Government 

has to take the final CALL."- Arindam Sain

IN ADDITION TO 'INTEREST SUBVENTION', IMPLEMENT THE 'KCC SUBSIDY' SCHEME !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'In addition 

to 'Interest Subvention', 

implement the 'KCC 

Subsidy' SCHEME; 

say, Rs. 10,000/- per year will be credited only 

to the 'KCC Accounts' which are in IRAC-0 or 

IRAC-1 as per the approved final list sent by 

the respective PSU Banks Head Office TEAM.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Nice 

suggestion indeed, as it will 

have a dual EFFECT; 

many KCC loans will come 

out of the NPA zone, a scenario 

which is just PERFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY NOT IN INDIA, WHY IN UNITED ARAB EMIRATES; THINK THRICE BEFORE FINALIZING THE IPL 2020 MATCH DATES !!!

"Why not in India, why in 

United Arab EMIRATES; 

think thrice before finalizing 

the IPL 2020 match DATES. 

Is the Indian economy in 

a good CONDITION; 

IPL 2020 can be a good tool 

for revenue GENERATION. 

Many migrant workers 

will get some temporary WORKS; 

so many maintainence jobs can be done by them 

in and around all cricket stadiums or PARKS. 

Reduce the number of tickets 

in each stadium by 60% to 

maintain social DISTANCING; 

raise the ticket prices by 25% and 

within the galleries also, there will 

be some strategic FENCING."- Arindam Sain

DURING THIS PANDEMIC SITUATION, THE AMBULANCE DRIVERS IN BANGABHOOMI ARE DEMANDING EXCESSIVE FARE; THERE ARE LESSER NUMBER OF BEDS IN HOSPITALS AND THEN THIS TYPE OF HARASSMENT IS NOT FAIR !!!

"During this pandemic situation, 

the ambulance drivers in Bangabhoomi 

are demanding excessive FARE; 

there are lesser number of beds 

in hospitals and then this type 

of harassment is not FAIR. 

The Bangabhoomi Government must increase 

the number of beds in all hospitals and a 'Quick 

Response Team' with free ambulance service to 

be implemented with immediate EFFECT; 

if possible, start taking legal actions against all 

those ambulance drivers and also cab drivers 

who are culprits as these are mandatory strict 

measures as per administrative ASPECT. 

Many escalations are coming in that the 

'Helpline' executives are taking too much 

time during medical EMERGENCY; 

kindly recruit good people in the 'Helpline' 

office who are matured enough to understand 

the meaning of the word, 'URGENCY'. 

Even good and reputed doctors 

of Bangabhoomi are too concerned 

about the poor hospital infrastructures 

and the upcoming worst SITUATIONS; 

a simple and easy system to be created from 

virus detection to medication, otherwise, the 

people of Bangabhoomi are living with lots of 

fears and FRUSTRATIONS."- Arindam Sain

DOSTI TOH DOSTI HEE RAHE GAYA THA, EK SAMAY TAK; COLLEGE KI LAST YEAR KI FEST KE DIN MEIN, WOH BADAL GAYI ACHANAK !!!

"College ke din guzar hee 

raha tha, kar ke doston ke 

saath bahut saare mauz MASTI; 

ekdin library mein, ek kitaab ko le ke 

librarian ke saamne huyi usse bhaish 

aur phir ho gayi hum dono ki DOSTI. 

Dheere dheere aisa huya YAARANA; 

naajane kab yeh dil hone laaga SHAAYRANA. 

Dosti toh dosti hee rahe 

gaya tha, ek samay TAK; 

college ki last year ki fest ke 

din mein, woh badal gayi ACHANAK. 

Hum dono hee dil ke andar kahete 

rahein khud se, ki, 'Pehle aap, pehle AAP'; 

phir uski shaadi ke liye accha 

rishta dikhne laage uski BAAP. 

Ussi fest ke din 

woh laag rahi thi 

bahut PARESAAN; 

gusse mein laal hoke aakhir usne 

pooch hee liya, 'Do you love me ?' aur 

mera kaam kar diya kitna AASAAN. 

Humne phir bhi socha ki aur 

dete hain usko GUSSA; 

humne bola, 'Pyar toh hain, par kya 

hum kar sakte hain tum pe BHAROSA'. 

Phir ek kaune mein le jaake, usne 

maara humko ek chaata, phir de 

diya ek lambi si hothon ki CHUMMI; 

uske baad, ish Pawan ki dharampatni 

baani Pamela, jisko hum pyar se 

bulaate hain, PAMMI."- Arindam Sain

'SESH ANKA' R MILCHEY NAA BUJHI UTTAR; ASOLEY OITA HOBE 'SAARE CHUATTAR' !!!

"Sesh Anka' r milchey naa bujhi UTTAR; 

asoley oita hobe 'Saare CHUATTAR'. 

Hoteyi paare 'Bhranti BILAAS'; 

'Chowringee' teh toh chilo na onaar NIBAAS. 

'Amanush' noy botey, 

tobe chilo 'CHHADMABESHI'; 

naa hoy 'Sannyasi Raja' oi Red Wine 

paan korto ektu BESHI. 

'Dhanyi Meye' naa holey, ki aar 

keyu bolto, 'Ogo Bodhu SUNDARI'; 

'Nayak' er jonnyo sarbada chilo 

madhu bhara 'Mouchak' TAIRI. 

Ei 'Abak Prithibi' teh achey kato ee 

naa 'Khelaghar', tobu mon e 

poreche taar, seyi 'Harano SUR'; 

'Sonar Khacha' bhenge beriye esechilo 

'Jhinder Bandi', tobu 'Maruteertho 

Hinglaj' chilo sekhaan theke BAHUDUR. 

Ei prithibi je ekti 'Chiriyakhana', taai 

'Thana theke aaschi', bollo bujhi 'AGNISWAR'; 

'Dhanraj Tamang' er 'Nayika Sangbad' ki chilo, 

jaane ki seyi 'Bicharak', jaar naam ISWAR. 

'Goli Theke Rajpath' hoyechilo taar 

'Jatra Shuru' ebong kato 'Rajkanya' ee 

hoto mugdho, dekhe taar romantic BHONGI; 

'Ananda Ashram' e ki 

'Bonpolashir Padabali' tairi korte 

perechilo 'Anthony FIRINGI.'"- Arindam Sain

TASTE OF REAL 'BOLPURI BANGAALIYANA' IS STILL MAINTAINED BY 'RAM SHYAM' OF SHANTINIKETAN !!!

"Taste of real 'Bolpuri 

Bangaaliyana' is still maintained 

by 'Ram Shyam' of SHANTNIKETAN; 

though quite delicious, 

yet slightly underrated is 

'Kasahara' and 'BHOJNIKETAN'. 

'Mahamaya' still 

maintains its unique HERITAGE; 

without 'Tamarind', you cannot imagine 

about any south indian dish at this AGE. 

'Club Central', though, comparatively, 

a much younger competitor, but, 

it is becoming popular for its 

good taste and so much VARIETY; 

'Kolkata Arsalan' and 'Kasturi' are competing 

with each other with their own biryani style, 

but, 'Chimney' still cooks the mutton 

meat of better QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

OI VIRUS ER TOREY E BYATSAR BAAJLO NAA HAAMADER BIYER SANAAI !!!

"KUSUM: 'Olekdin purey eli 

jje barro edik PAANEY; 

kuno khabor laai tur, ekta 

phone o korish laai KYANEY ?'

KAASI: 'Dekhish laai ki tui, 

orrey tui ki ANDHO; 

jje mobile er tower 

sshilo kodin BANDHO.'

KUSUM: 'Ooh pahaar thikey ee pahaar e 

kuno chithi toh pathaaite paartish, boli 

Post Office toh aar bandho hoy LAAI; 

ei mor hriday tukey swaami maane, 

oi virus er torey e byatsar baajlo 

naa haamader biyer SANAAI.'

KAASI: 'Bhalo kore bhutta bikri 

kor, otto korish laai chintaa, 

kharaap korishne tur MON; 

assa kota bhutta toh de, 

olekdin pur tourist esecehey 

ei pahaar e, korte BHRAMON; 

oder guide hoyessi haami aajj, oi pahaar er 

upur taa oder ke ghuraiya diya, haami aaschi 

tur kaache abaar, KYAMON !'"- Arindam Sain

SUKH, SAMRIDDHI EBONG VIDYA, BUDDHI SAB EE TOH EK E APOR ER PORIPURAK !!!

"LAKSHMI DEVI: 'Ami ee baro, kaaron 

amaar aashirvad chaara prithibi teh 

thaakbena sukh o SAMRIDDHI.'

SARASWATI DEVI: 'Naa, ami ee baro, kaaron 

amaar aashirvad chaara ei dharani teh, 

roibe na kono vidya o BUDDHI.'

SADHARAN MAANUSH: 'Hey Devi gan, 

amader dorkaar, apnaader 

dujoner ee AASHIRVAAD; 

sukh, samriddhi ebong vidya, buddhi sab ee toh 

ek e apar er poripurak, sab ee samaan, taai 

kaaukeyi deowa jaabena BAAD.'"- Arindam Sain

IT IS TIME TO HAVE A RESEARCH TO MAKE EFFECTIVE RAPID TESTING KIT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Though quite costly, but, still, 

is it safe to wear reusable N95 MASK; 

it has now become a very 

important question to ASK; 

as breaking the cycle of contamination of this 

virus worldwide is becoming a very tough TASK.'

BABOOL: 'Even if I look like 

any gangster or jewel THIEF; 

I still rely on the triangular 

folded two layered HANDKERCHIEF.'

BABLA: 'I wear a mask on top of handkerchief 

and it becomes a three layered security, 

when I wear the mask on top of IT; 

but, I think that it is not the time to do a 

research on masks, rather it is time to have a 

research to make effective rapid testing KIT.'

BALA: 'This virus is MYSTERIOUS; 

as well as DANGEROUS. 

Even if the vaccine 

comes out 

in the MARKET; 

we have to wear handkerchief 

or mask, otherwise, anyone can 

become the next TARGET.'"- Arindam Sain

ETO TA KHARAP PORISTHITI HOTO NA, JODI TOMAAR MATAN SADHARAN MAANUSH GULO PRATHAM THEKE EE THAAKTO SACHETAN !!!

"PALASH: 'Oooh ! Orrey, baapre ! Ektu 

beriye dekhte esechilaam, je paara r 

chaa er dokaan ta khola ache kinaa, 

taai boley tomraa emni maar MAARBE.'

POLICE: 'Oisab chaalaki amader sathe 

kore laabh neyi, maanush er jeevan 

bachaate holey, ei lockdown er niyaam 

sabai ke maanteyi HOBE.'

PALASH: 'Taa abosyo thik katha, 

saara viswa teh ei maaron virus 

daapiye beracche taar icche MATAN; 

jebhabheyi hok na kano, 

ekta bhalo vaccine baaniye, 

korte hobe ei virus ke AAKRAMAN.'

POLICE: 'Virus toh aar nijey nijey 

aaschena, tomader mato lok e der 

jonnyo ee toh hocche eto SANKRAMAN; 

eto ta kharaap paristhiti hoto na, jodi tomaar 

matan sadharan maanush gulo pratham thekey 

ee thaakto besh SACHETAN.'"- Arindam Sain

EK HAATH MEIN 'RED WINE' SHARAAB; AUR EK HAATH MEIN MUTTON SHEEKH KABAAB; DIL KA RAJA HAIN HUM, DEKHTE HAIN KITNE SAARE KHWAAB !!!

"Ek haath mein 

'Red Wine' SHARAAB; 

aur ek haath mein 

mutton sheekh KABAAB; 

dil ka Raja hain hum, dekhte 

hain kitne saare KHWAAB; 

yeh haseen shaam hain 

rangeen aur LAJAWAAB. 

Dur ek chath pe wahi khubsoorat 

haseena phir se DIKHA; 

mohallein mein puchtaach kiya tha, 

toh pataa chala, ki uski naam hain REKHA. 

Jab bhi main chath pe aata hoon, 

woh ush chath se nazar rakhti 

hain mere pe BARABAR; 

ittefaq nahi hain har shaam ko ek hee 

samay mein nazrein milna, rakhti 

hain woh mera sab KHABAR. 

Aaj ish chaandni 

shaam mein, uski khubsoorti 

mein kuch alag hee thi NASHA; 

khuley baal, halke neele rang ke saree pehne, 

uski woh shaarmaati huyi muskurahat banaaye 

mujhe aur bhi 'Pyar ka PYAASA'."- Arindam Sain

THE NUMBER OF HIGHER LEVEL POSTS IN EACH AND EVERY ORGANIZATION TO BE REDUCED; RETIREMENT AGE AT 55 YEARS OR 30 YEARS OF SERVICE, WHICHEVER IS EARLIER, IS TO BE INTRODUCED !!!

"The number of higher level posts 

in each and every organization 

to be REDUCED; 

retirement age 

at 55 years or 30 years of service, 

whichever is earlier, is to be INTRODUCED. 

Due to the pandemic 

situation, the world is 

passing through a phase of 

global economic RECESSION; 

focus will be to reduce the 'employee cost' 

at top management posts and seniority 

posts by reducing the amount of any 

extra monetary CONCESSION. 

As the global market 

demand is LOW; 

so, the revival of the global 

economy will also be SLOW. 

In the 'HR Pyramid' structure 

of any firm, at the top layers 

of the pyramid, there lies 

the maximum EXPENSES; 

the top firms have reduced this top management 

expenses by reducing the top level posts 

and implementing 'VRS' system to make a 

comeback as per their past EXPERIENCES. 

Promotion system from one level to the 

other to be increased to 7 years, i.e. only 

after 7 years of job in the same post, 

a person will get automatic PROMOTION; 

unless he/she is unwilling to go to higher post, 

but, the amount of increment allowance per year 

to be increased by 5% of the Basic Pay per year 

as per the Pay Scale GRADATION."- Arindam Sain

AS SOME TRIALS OF VACCINES ARE SUCCESSFUL; DON'T REGARD THAT BY THE END OF 2020, THE DAYS WILL BE WONDERFUL !!!

"As some trials of 

vaccines are SUCCESSFUL; 

don't regard that by the end 

of 2020, the days will be WONDERFUL. 

If we fail to break the 

contamination cycle, then almost 

all the beds of all hospitals will be FULL; 

the community spreading has already 

started in India and it is the most 

dangerous phase, so, better be CAREFUL. 

It is too early to say which vaccine is 

actually good for human beings as the 

side effects of any vaccine takes it own 

time to make you know about IT; 

even if the vaccine works well, it will 

not be available throughout the nation so 

quickly, so it is better to remain safe, 

sanitized, healthy and FIT."- Arindam Sain

ANY OPPOSITION LEADER ALSO HAS A GREAT DEMOCRATIC RESPONSIBILITY !!!

"Any opposition leader also has 

a great democratic RESPONSIBILITY; 

but, making some weird comments, puts 

a question mark on his/her CAPABILITY. 

Maybe, there 

is a FRUSTRATION; 

but, expressing it publicly, is becoming 

an act of comedy for the entire NATION. 

Even the workers of the opposition 

party are confused that why their 

leader has to always REACT; 

even on little issues which 

are of no importance to 

oppose actually as per the real FACT. 

Almost everyone is of the opinion 

to change the LEADERSHIP; 

otherwise, many efficient sailors and workmen 

may resign from the SHIP."- Arindam Sain

INC FAILED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT TMC REALLY UNDERSTOOD; THE 'DYNASTY POLITICS' IS ACTUALLY RUINING INC, NOT DOING ANYTHING GOOD !!!

"INC failed to understand 

what TMC really UNDERSTOOD; 

the 'Dynasty Politics' is actually 

ruining INC, not doing anything GOOD. 

In this competitive arena of politics, 

you have to provide the young budding 

political leaders, some SPACE; 

otherwise, you may take the 

lead early, but lose in the last 

lap of the marathon RACE. 

TMC is now trying hard 

to repair the DAMAGE; 

to revive the 

old brand IMAGE; 

time will tell whether these young 

leaders will be able to MANAGE."- Arindam Sain

POLICE O PALASH !!!

"POLICE: 'Cycle chaaliye 

kothay jaccho KHOKA ?'

PALASH: 'Aggey ! Bank e jacchi dekhte, 

je amaar account e dhukeche naaki TAAKA !'

POLICE: 'Koi dekhi Passboi ta, 

aajker lockdown e toh Bank er 

dorjaa te o jhulchey TAALA.'

PALASH: 'O taai bujhi, ami bhaablaam 

je hoyto bank ache khola, 

ebong jaabe taaka TOLA'.

POLICE: 'Porshu din ee passbook print hoyeche, 

taaka o tulechish, jodi maar na khete chaas, 

chupchaap baari r dikey PAALA.'"- Arindam Sain

BIDYUT BILL BIBHRAT; E SAMASYA O BESH VIRAT !!!

"Bidyut Bill BIBHRAT; 

e samasya o besh VIRAT. 

Jehetu chilo lockdown, 

taai sab baari r sab 

meter gulo hoyni DEKHA; 

gharbandi chilo praaye sabai, ei kota din e, 

AC machine, fridge ebong aaro kato ki 

chaliyeche khub kore, kato khuki o KHOKA. 

Meter er ekta reading obdi 

laage nyunotomo TAAKA; 

taarpor, hu hu kore baarey bill, aar takhaan 

bidyut bill dekhleyi laagey CHYAAKA. 

Ei sahaj anka 

taa ektu bujhey 

neowa jaak TOBE; 

dhorun 100 unit obdi byabohaar korle, 

nyunotamo 5 taaka proti unit e, 

500 taaka ee HOBE. 

100 unit er beshi, ek 

maash e holeyi kintu taar por er unit 

theke, proti unit e 10 taaka kore LAAGBE; 

April aar May miliye jodi hoy 200 unit, 

tahole apnaar bill 1500 taaka hoye JAABE. 

Jodi April ebong May, ei dui maash ei, 

meter reading dekha HOTO; 

tahole apnaar bill kintu 

aaro 500 taaka komey JETO. 

Kaajeyi samaymato meter reading naa 

dekhaa r pholey, sabaar ee bidyut 

bill er taaka hoye gachey BESHI; 

ei bill theke komaano hok, er 30%, aasuk 

aar ekta shangshodito bill, tobeyi khushi 

hobe samasta KOLKATABAASI."- Arindam Sain