AS BEING THE NAVAL WARRIOR OF SEVERAL WARSHIPS; YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT EVEN DURING MAJOR CASUALTIES, THE SHOW MUST GO ON WITH SO MUCH HARDSHIPS !!!

"As being the 
naval warrior of 
several WARSHIPS; 
you have learned that even during 
major casualties, the show must 
go on with so much HARDSHIPS. 
Even when a warship is sailing 
smoothly, you cannot ignore 
the 'Mariner's COMPASS'; 
as you have to be always prepared for odd
situations even if the warship captain is 
of a very high rank or CLASS. 
In 2008, during the 'Subprime 
Mortgage Crisis' in USA, we 
experienced the global RECESSION; 
to save 'Maytas', the founder 
of 'Satyam Computers' took 
a wrong DECISION. 
'Tech Mahindra' did 
came in to do 
the rescue ACT; 
but, still the global market remained 
bearish till the middle of 2010 and 
it was indeed a brutal FACT. 
The word 'Job Security' 
started to ring 
in our HEAD; 
the IT Professionals of 'Satyam 
Computers' got jobs in several 
PSU Banks in the future AHEAD. 
From IT campuses to come to the 
PSU Bank premises, it took time 
for all IT professionals to ADJUST; 
but, due to the initiatives from the 
PSU Bank Unions, all its premises 
got an uniform corporate look at LAST. 
In 2010, the salary was low, 
posting was not SATISFACTORY; 
so, in 'Canara Bank', for a 'PO', 
it was an attrition STORY. 
The 1st IBPS of 2012 
had a 'multiple interview 
schedule' LOOPHOLE; 
out of offer letters of BOI, UBI, Syndicate 
Bank, only 'Allahabad Bank' gave home 
posting in the same 'PO' ROLE. 
31st March 2020 is 
the last day of the 155 years 
old 'Allahabad BANK'; 
time to go to 'Indian Bank', as in front of 
you, just like 'Satyam Computers', again 
another big warship SANK."- Arindam Sain

I CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH HINDI AND BENGALI, BUT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ENGLISH !!!

"NANCY: 'I really want 
to know about the divine 
powers of Indian CULTURE; 
I have become a fan of 'Haathbaba', 
he is such a knowledgeable person 
and having such a polite NATURE. 
I want you to show your palm to him as he 
is such a good astrologer of this VILLAGE; 
I am really curious to know what 
may happen to us at a later STAGE.'

PIJUSH (uttering in a low voice 
to himself): 'Saadhe ki aar lok e boley, 
je jodi paro kono bideshini r PREMEY; 
ki grisyo, ki seeth, 
ki barsha, sabsamay 
jaabe tumi GHEMEY. 
Jatadhaari kono sannyasi dekhleyi 
dekhi, prithibi r paschim praante r 
meyegulo othey ektu NECHE; 
obosyo ei bhando baba der o pratikriya hoye 
boiki bideshini der dekhley, taai bodhoy 
majhemoddhe anandey khub NAACHEY. 
Jaai ghureyi aasi, e jakhan 
dicchey etobaar KHOCHA; 
bekaar katogulo taaka 
hobe aaj KHORCHAA.'

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HAATHBABA: 'Ei broom broom 
broom, Alakh NIRANJAN; 
o sweet lady, my aasli 
name hain MANORANJAN. 
Hey baalak, badhao 
apna daaina HAATH; 
hmm, bhagyasaali ho tum babua, ke mila 
hain tumko ish gori memsaab ka SAATH. 
'Laxmi' aur 'Saraswati' yog ki 
mayajaal hain tumhari yeh JEEVAN; 
ek saal hoga dhanpraapti, toh 
doosre saal hoga VIDYARJAN; 
hamesha bachaake 
raakho apna DHAN; 
aur hamesha khushi se rahena, 
dukhi na ho kabhi tumhara yeh MANN.' 

NANCY: 'I can 
understand what 
'Haathbaba' is SAYING; 
Either 'Knowledge' or 'Money' will be 
earned by you in every alternate years, 
which is quite INTERESTING; 
Don't be such a miser, please give him 
a good amount of money as his FEES; 
I can understand both Hindi and Bengali, but 
can only speak in ENGLISH.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA MAANCHI 'LOCKDOWN', OTHOCHO TOMRAA ELEY BIDESH THEKE, NIYE EI 'CORONA' !!!

"Koiley Kinkar, 'Tui aar ami 
ghar e achi bosey, 
bujhli re PATLA; 
aar TV teh kaal na porshu dekhacchilo 
je Delhi r ekta jaayega e katogulo 
shramik koreche JATLA. 
Ekhan toh abaar 
sangbaad shironaam e 
esechey, 'Nizamuddin BASTI'; 
sankraman hoye jaabar por, 
Arvind Kejriwal bolchey, je 
deowa hobe uchit SHAASTI.'

Patla bolle, 'Sankraman jakhan 
hoyeyi gachey, taahole toh bhai 
ei jeevan taa ee hoye galo JUYAA; 
ke morbe, ke baachbe, keyu jaane na, 
sabdhaan e egiye chalo bondhu, emni 
teyi bishaakto hoye gachey ei HAAOWA. 
Tobe aamra bolchi botey, 
je kichu ta holeyo 
niskriyo ei PRASHASAN; 
tobe prashno jaage mon e, 
je sadharan maanush satyi satyi 
thik kato ta SACHETAN. 
Ami toh gaari 
chalacchi THIK; 
kintu ultodik thekey je gaari chaaliye 
aasche, se jodi hoy BETHIK; 
taholey toh 
hobeyi DURGHATONA; 
aamra maanchi 'lockdown', othocho 
tomraa ele bidesh theke, niye oi 'CORONA'.

Sudhir sudhaale, 'Sankraman er gati 
kintu ektu holeyo kichuta KOMECHE; 
ei 'Lockdown' er eetibaachak 
prabhab kintu ekta PORECHE. 
Ei rog kintu ekdum sere o jaaye, tahole 
amraa ki ei virus er vaccine pabaar 
khetrey hocchi AGRASAR; 
ki jaani, tobe ekta shikkha paaowa galo, je 
prakriti r opor otyachaar korle kintu, kathor 
shaasti daaye ISHWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

SATTYI MAAIRI, 'PURONO CHAAL BHAATH E BAARE' !!!

"MAHILA: 'Katodin por 
elaam Kolkata e, 
California THEKE; 
airport thekeyi amaake 
niye choley gelo, jekhaane oi 
virus er parikkha hoye THAAKE.'

PURUSH: 'Praaye chaar bachor por 
eley tumi, besh ager thekey 
beshi forshaa laagche TOMAAKE; 
tobe Kolkata e je firey eley, setaa 
kintu kichuta holeyo USA e teh taandav 
chaalano oi virus er ee AATANKEY. 
Taa hotath eto bachor por 
amaakeyi phone kore daakley JE; 
chaar bachor aagey khub toh rege giye 
bolechiley je ami naaki khub BAAJE.'

MAHILA: 'Baaje ee toh, sedin haath 
dhore amaake aatke diley, ami ki aar 
jetaam oi Maarkin JUKTORASHTREY; 
nijekey onek rakam kaaj e byasto rekhey, 
nitya notun jaayega e ghurey ghurey, 
tomaake bhultey perechilum onek KASTEY.'

PURUSH: 'Taah okhaane toh onek sundar 
dekhtey lamba forsaa yuvak royechey, 
kaaukey banaaoni tomaar PREMIK; 
baa keyu besh American 
style e tomaake boleni, 
'Oh ! I really love you, JHILIK.'

MAHILA: 'Ektaake pachando hoyechilo 
botey, ektu bandhutwa o korechilaam, 
kintu se byaata abaar drugs NITO; 
ekdin regey giye boleyi dilaam, 
'Ei je Drugkhor, ebaar tumi amaar 
jeevan theke KAATO.' 
Tomaake pathaalam friend 
request, koreyi diley 'Block', 
ki raag TOMAAR; 
bholaa toh aar jaayena tomaaye, 
emon paaji cheley tumi, tobu o 
kichui koraar chilo na AMAAR.'

PURUSH: 'Tomaar ei dustu MAHESH; 
biye kore jiban katacchilo BESH. 
Tobe seyi pakhi 
ekhan daal cherey 
gachey UREY; 
chaar bachor por, abaar amaar haath e haath 
diye acho bosey tumi, sattyi maairi, 'Purono 
chaal bhaath e BAAREY'."- Arindam Sain

WE DO CREATE OUR OWN BOUNDARIES AND START THINKING THAT THE SPIRITUAL WORLD IS OUT OF OUR REACH !!!

"BEGGAR: 'Your Highness ! 
You are a KING; 
you don't have to 
worry about ANYTHING; 
what do you know about hunger 
and poverty, you know NOTHING.'

KING: 'Ok ! I want to know 
about hunger and POVERTY; 
so, for one week, you sit on the throne, 
enjoy the kingship, enjoy the royal PARTY.'

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After 1 week

BEGGAR: 'You come back and 
sit on the throne, your HIGHNESS; 
as 'Administration' is a 
very painful BUSINESS. 
Life of a King 
is so LUXURIOUS; 
but, sometimes there are sleepless nights, 
when some issues become too SERIOUS.'

KING: 'Let my minister 
look after the administration 
from now ON; 
as being a beggar for 1 week, I am 
getting attracted towards the 
spiritual world and RELIGION. 
Sometimes, we do create 
our own boundaries and 
start thinking that the spiritual 
world is out of our REACH; 
but, when you experience the different 
phases of life in different forms, 
you really feel that the 'Life' is 
always ready to TEACH.'"- Arindam Sain

SOME DO FALL IN REAL LOVE TO REALIZE THE 'LOVE-LIFE' BETTER !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Guruji ! Why beautiful 
women were always sent to 
break any hermit's MEDITATION ? 
Even in many a cases, 
we have seen that the female 
dancer has an INFATUATION !'

GURU: 'Men are always hungry for 
power and when they see any other 
powerful man, they become JEALOUS; 
also, when any woman gives attention 
to any man, that man starts to think 
that he is very PRECIOUS.'

SHISHYA: 'But, that good feeling 
is actually a 'Honey TRAP'; 
the water of the tank goes out of the tank 
as a woman smartly opens up the TAP.'

GURU: 'Not all are so 
selfish or just professionals, 
some do fall in real love 
to realize the 'love life' BETTER; 
if there is truth in her love towards her 
beloved one, then you have no idea, 
how many tanks she can 
fill up with WATER.'"- Arindam Sain

DAUDTE HO TUM BAHUT HEE BADIYA; PAR TUMHARE PYAR PAANE KE LIYE BECHAIN HAIN YEH 'GUDIYA' !!!

"LADKI: 'Daudte ho tum 
bahut hee BADIYA; 
par tumhare pyar paane ke liye 
bechain hain yeh 'GUDIYA'.

LADKA: 'Itna bhi naa daudoh 
mere peechey, ki geer jaao 
aur laag jaaye CHOT; 
garibi mein paida huya yeh garib, abhi 
bhi hain garib, mere baatwe mein 
nahi raheta hain jyada bada NOTE.'

LADKI: 'Woh aamir aadmi bhi 
toh hota hain garib, jiske dil 
mein naa ho MOHABBAT; 
humko chaiye woh saccha aashique joh 
humse kare thoda pyar, thoda gussawala 
baatein aur thoda SHARARAT.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY INDIANS AND CHINESE WILL SURELY CREATE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, A NEW ASIAN CIVILIZATION !!!

"When we talk about 
'Finance' and 'Economy', 
we cannot ignore 
'Population EXPLOSION'; 
but, after every 100 years, 
the 'Mother Nature' reduces the 
population to help the experts to 
take any feasible economic DECISION. 
The population of the world 
is not equally DISTRIBUTED; 
in China and India, the population 
is densely POPULATED. 
If China is 
having cheap labourers 
in manufacturing SECTOR; 
then, in India, the knowledgeable people 
of 'English', 'IT' and/or 'Nuclear Physics' 
is an advantageous FACTOR. 
In the upcoming five years, 
from Asia to Europe and America, 
there will be a mass MIGRATION; 
so many Indians and Chinese will 
surely create in the western world, 
a new Asian CIVILIZATION."- Arindam Sain

IT IS JUST AN INVISIBLE MIND GAME TO CREATE AN OPTIMISTIC VIEW !!!

"BOYFRIEND: 'Almost in all your 
fingers, there is a RING; 
can you please tell me what 
good luck does it BRING.'

GIRLFRIEND: 'Whenever something goes 
wrong, my mind says, 'These rings are there 
to help you out from the situation AROUND'; 
and surprisingly, I keep on fighting those 
odd situations quietly without 
making any frustrating SOUND.'

BOYFRIEND: 'Yeah ! the rings are not 
doing anything special for YOU; 
it is just an invisible mind game to 
create an optimistic VIEW.'"- Arindam Sain

IRAN, ITALY, SPAIN AAR USA JEYI NAA HOYECHILO EKTU DHEELEDHALA; EI 'CORONA VIRUS' THIK SEYI SUJOG TAA KAAJE LAAGIYEI SHURU KORECHILO MRITYULEELA !!!!

"BABOOL:'Bharatiya Rail 
baa Sarkari Bus ki 
noy joruri PARISEVA; 
proti ta Railway Platform e baa Bus 
stand e kadakadi korleyi toh holo, 
ki je plan, ki jaani BABA. 
Virus er mokabila korte, 
kora holo 'Lockdown', 
khub ee bhalo KATHA; 
500 taaka sabaar bank account e 
geleyi toh, ota tolbaar jonnyo 
lok er hoye jaabe MATHABYATHA. 
Sudhumatro oi 500 taaka taa, taar 
account e elo kina, taah dekhbaar 
jonnyo ee bank e upchey porbe BHEERH; 
odike Rail bandho holey ki hobe, 
oi bank ei, ei virus bhengey 
diteyi paare sab PRACHEER. 
Protidin ee pooro 
samay r jonnyo 
bank thaakbe KHOLA; 
graam er maanush ki aar oto bojhe, 
500 taaka pabaar lobh e, bank er 
bhetoreyi bosiye debe MELA. 
Bank er lokeder 
shorir e bujhi 
achey kono 'ANTIVIRUS'; 
taai bodhoy Bank er lokeder jonnyo kono 
jeevan beema neyi, etaa ee bodhoy 
'Sab ka saath, sab ka VIKAASH.'

BABLOO: 'Arrey bhai, proti taa paraa e 
giye sab parivaar ke ekhan chaal, dal, 
sabji bitaran korleyi toh HOTO; 
ei 500 taaka 
na hoy ekush din 
poreyi deowaa JETO. 
Bank pratidin 
khola maaneyi, 
roj prochur bheerh hobe, 
aar thik sekhaneyi ei virus 
korteyi paare AAKRAMAN; 
ebaar oi 500 taaka r kono mulyo ee 
thaakbe naa, thaakbe naa kono mulyo 
oi 'Lockdown' aar 'Mann ki Baat' er 
misti katha r, jodi ekbaar shuru hoy 
sarbasthar e SANKRAMAN. 
Iran, Italy, Spain 
aar USA jeyi na hoyechilo
ektu DHEELEDHALA; 
ei 'Corona Virus' thik seyi 
sujog taa kaaje laagiyei shuru 
korechilo MRITYULEELA'"- Arindam Sain

WUHAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE HUB OF CHANGE OR REVOLUTION; EVEN WUHAN BECAME THE HUB OF 'SARS' AND 'MERS' EVOLUTION !!!

"Due to the start of 'Xinhai Revolution' 
in Wuhan, the 'Republic of China' 
came into EXISTENCE; 
due to a probable leakout of one secret 
research product of Wuhan, the humans 
worldwide are maintaining 'Social DISTANCE'. 
In the China Vs Japan war, 
by the Japanese Army, 
the Wuhan got CONQUERED; 
later on, the Japanese military units 
in Wuhan got destroyed as the 
US Air Force started to BOMBARD. 
Wuhan has always been the hub 
of change or REVOLUTION; 
even Wuhan became the research hub 
of 'SARS' and 'MERS' EVOLUTION. 
Wuhan is the place of so 
many anti-communist rebels 
of the Chinese GOVERNMENT; 
what Wuhan thinks today, Beijing 
thinks tomorrow; is China scared of 
a futuristic democratic ENVIRONMENT ! 
Is it just a leak, 
or is it a very 
well planned POLITICS; 
Wuhan has always gifted great 
revolutionary leaders to the people of 
China, as per so many historians or CRITICS. 
Italy and Iran became 
the victims of low 
cost Wuhan WORKERS; 
the hugs with each other 
were intentional or just that 
they were foolish JOKERS ! 
How the virus reached USA, 
was it by some Chinese persons 
coughing in any public PLACE; 
Japan managed to control the 
spread of this virus because of its 
high level department of INTELLIGENCE. 
Oh ! what a 
smart STORYTELLER; 
now blaming it on 
a shrimp SELLER !"- Arindam Sain

BEFORE GOING FOR ANY PATIENT'S DETAILED TREATMENT; CHECKING THE PATIENT'S MEDICAL HISTORY, IS BECOMING VERY IMPORTANT !!!

"Before going for any 
patient's detailed TREATMENT; 
checking the patient's medical history, 
is becoming very IMPORTANT. 
The scientists of our neighbouring 
nation may have not only 
experimented on bats but 
on 'HeLa' cells also SECRETLY; 
we may be thinking it as a brand 
new thing, but, maybe, we may get 
some solutions of it in some old 
medical research reports QUIETLY. 
If we ignore the research papers 
based on 'Koch POSTULATE'; 
maybe, the process of inventing a 
new vaccine may become too LATE. 
Before it becomes 
too dominant on 'ACE2', 
break its 'CAPSID'; 
to increase the White Blood Cells count 
and Platelets count, some external 
help is required INDEED."- Arindam Sain

CREATE A 'GREAT WALL OF INDIA' TO STOP THE CHINESE INVADERS; THESE ARE JUST THE COUSIN BROTHERS OF 'SARS' AND 'MERS' !!!

"CHIEF OF RED BLOOD CELLS TEAM: 'The 
terrorists may attack anytime to hamper 
our supply chain MANAGEMENT; 
we need more soldiers to protect the 
supply system, so, please quickly 
make the necessary ARRANGEMENT.'

MAJOR GENERAL OF WHITE BLOOD CELLS 
TEAM: 'We are all well prepared to 
fight the war from all ENDS; 
but, each of these enemies abides 
by 'Karyology' strategy and by 
creating 'Viral Envelope', it DEFENDS.'

HEAD SURGEON OF PLATELETS TEAM: 'It is 
not that the enemies are mutating quite 
rapidly to change their activities, 
nature and structural NORMS; 
but, if the number of 'ACE2' receptors 
increases by any means, then 
they will conquer lungs by creating 
several 'Cytokine STORMS. 
Create a 'Great Wall of India' to 
stop the Chinese INVADERS; 
these are just the cousin brothers 
of 'SARS' and 'MERS'."- Arindam Sain

VEERU KI TARAH, KHADE KHADE NAUTANKI NAHI KARTA HAIN YEH VIRUS; 'GHARBANDI' RAHO TUM LOG KUCH DIN O KE LIYE, NAHI TOH HO SAKTA HAIN GHOR SARVANASH !!!

"GABBAR: 'Kitne 
doctor TEH !'

KAALIA: 'Do Sarkar ! Aur 
bahut saare maariz TEH, 
aur bahut hee kam 
sankhyak nurse log TEH'.

GABBAR: 'Bahut naainsaafi hain 
yeh, bahut NAAINSAAFI; 
itna kam doctor log ish Ramgarh ilaake 
ki haspataal ke liye nahi hain KAAFI. 
Aab yeh Gabbar bhi ish jung mein 
saamil hain, aab aayega mazaa, 
haan ! haan ! aab aayega MAZAA; 
ush 'Corona Virus' ke upar hum 
bhi karenge kada prahaar 
aur dengey bahut badiya SAAZA.'

SAMBHA: 'Par Sarkaar ! Gaaonwalon 
ghar ke andar nahi RAHENGE; 
toh hum daaku log bhi woh 'Corona Virus' 
ke aakraman se nahi baach PAAYENGE.'

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ANNOUNCER OF RAMGARH VILLAGE: 
'Ramgarh ke gaaonwalon, dhyaan se SUNO; 
aagle kuch din o ke liye Doctor log joh joh 
karne ke liye kahe rahe hain, usko MAANO; 
tum logon ki ladai 
ek adrishya daanav 
se hain, yeh baath 
pehle JAANO; 
Gabbar Singh ne teen mahine ke liye poore 
gaaonwalon ke liye chaawal, gehu, dal, sabji 
sab bhejha hain, aur kaha hain ki ish sankat 
ke samay, sab se pehle ek Insaan BAANO.'

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VEERU: 'Jai, kya main sapna dekh raha 
hoon ! Gabbar ko bhi insaan banaa de, 
ish virus mein hain itna DUM; 
Thakur Saab ! yeh baat 
kuch nahi huya 
mere ko HAJAM.'

THAKUR: 'Poore viswa mein yeh virus 
ne pehlaa diya hain maut ka DARR; 
toh phir kyon naa satark aur 
savdhaan rahe poora RAMGARH.'

JAI: 'Veeru ki tarah, 
khade khade nautanki 
nahi karta hain yeh VIRUS; 
'Gharbandi' raho tum sab log kuch 
din o ke liye, nahi toh ho sakta 
hain ghor SARVANASH.'"- Arindam Sain

IN THE 3RD STAGE, IN TERMS OF COMMUNITY SPREADING, IF THE 'CORONA VIRUS' BECOMES TOO SUCCESSFUL; THEN, IN INDIA, ALMOST ALL THE MEDICAL BEDS OF ALMOST ALL HOSPITALS MAY BECOME FULL !!!

"In the 3rd stage, in terms of community 
spreading, if the 'Corona Virus' 
becomes too SUCCESSFUL; 
then, in India, almost all the 
medical beds of almost all 
hospitals may become FULL. 
The Central Government and the 
State Governments have to utilize 
several indoor stadiums, big stadiums, 
school premises and college premises 
as 'Medical Isolation' WARDS; 
Proper protective equipments and dresses 
for the doctors and nurses is a must, with 
a huge number of testing kits, rapid testing 
to be done in airports and railway stations 
from next week ONWARDS. 
Media houses and its journalists have a big 
role to play in this war by providing accurate, 
authentic and timely INFORMATION; 
for any health related issues or 
infrastructural issues, the 'Task Forces' will 
play a major role in rapid ADMINISTRATION; 
generally, some positive cases 
may have become negative 
due to three medicinal COMBINATIONS; 
but, please analyze and take decisions 
only after proper discussions or medical 
panelists level COMMUNICATIONS. 
As some people of India have 
violated the 'Lockdown', community 
spreading is taking place, no one 
is giving any ATTENTION; 
even some employers are forcing their 
employees to attend offices physically 
to help the community spreading 
and worsen the SITUATION; 
if the death toll start rising sharply in 
India, then, God save India, as even 
imposing curfew may be too late by then 
to provide any SOLUTION "- Arindam Sain

SAMASYA HOCCHE EI, JE 'CORONA VIRUS' MAANUSH ER SHORIR E DHUKEY THAAKE GHAAPTI MERE; TARPOR HOTATH KICHUDIN POR EKSAATHE CHARIDIKE MARATTOK BHAABE BISFORON KORE !!!

"Je achey JETHAAYE; 
roitey daao go taare SETHAAYE. 
Ki jaani kon bus stand e baa 
rail compartment e, se kaar 
sangsparshe ESECHEY; 
video call kore katha bolo 
onekkhon taar sathey, kintu 
deko na go taare tomaar KAACHEY; 
charidikey ghurchey, seyi marattok 
virus, kaachey eley, se jodi
tomaarey o dhore PAACHEY. 
Kotaa matra din, 
naa hoy roilo 
maanush ektu GHARBANDI; 
e kaaj noy toh sahaj, laagey onek 
dhairjo o anusashan, kintu oi virus ke 
maarte holey, eitaa ee ekmaatro FANDI. 
Chin toh sab ee jaane ei virus er byapar e, 
aar kichu maash porey, 'Soviet Union' er 
mato, Chin e o hoyto 'Anti-Communist' 
andolon shuru HOBE; 
ebaar Chin ke ganatantrik desh korbaar 
jonnyo sadharan maanush er biplab jegey 
uthlo boley, oi Chin er Dragon er mukh 
er aagun ebaar nibhey JAABE. 
Chin er 'Corona' 
aakraanta elaakagulo 
ekhan reetimato RANAKHETRA; 
kaaron Chin er sadharan maanush jene 
gache je Chin er laboratory te o chilo thik 
ek ee rakam er ekti jaibo MAARONASTRA. 
England er pradhanmantri abaar 
ghuriye bolchilo je 
British der sharir e 
naaki achey daarun PUSTI; 
ei virus bujhiye diyechey Italy, Spain aar 
USA ke, je ki kharaap porinaam hoy, 
jakhan prashashanik byaktider 
moddhe esey jaaye AATMATUSTI. 
Samanya deri holeyo, 'Bharat' thik 
samay niyechey sathik PADAKKHEP; 
kintu ei Bharat e murkho lok o 
royechey onek, setaa ee AKKHEP. 
Samasya hocche ei, je ei 'Corona Virus' 
maanush er shorir e dhukey 
thaake ghaapti MERE; 
tarpor hotaath kichudin por, 
eksaathe charidikey marattok 
bhaabe bisforon KORE."- Arindam Sain

SURELY, I AM EXPLORING MYSELF AGAIN; GOING DOWN THE MEMORY LANE !!!

"Time is not passing by so fast, it seems, 
even if I become a 'Rip Van Winkle' or 
even if I become DRUNK; 
the garage room got cleaned after so many 
years for some reasons, and in one corner 
of that room, I found a big TRUNK. 
When I opened it, 
I found a SCRAPBOOK; 
after going through the pages, I decided to 
find out those old friends in 'FACEBOOK'. 
I got a diary full of 
stamps that I collected 
in my CHILDHOOD; 
'Philately' was surely one of my best 
hobbies, after seeing those stamps, 
I am really feeling GOOD. 
There is a copybook, in which 
I pasted the cut out 
photos of my favourite 
footballers and CRICKETERS; 
see the fun, in our childhood days, we 
used to cut photos from the newspapers 
to paste it in a copybook, we were also 
good album MAKERS. 
In a small plastic box, I found 
so many old coins, '1 paisa', '2 paisa', 
'10 paisa', '20 paisa', just amazing, 
I was also good in NUMISMATICS; 
even I got so many bus and tram tickets 
tied with a rubber band, the lowest value 
of a bus ticket is just 80 paise, 'Inflation' is 
surely a dangerous word of 'ECONOMICS'. 
Then I got some 
beautiful love letters, 
even one of them were in 
sky blue colored inland PAPER; 
as we run after career, jobs, money, 
climbing up the corporate ladder, 
sometimes, our romantic life does 
become complex and IMPROPER. 
So many music 
cassettes and MP3 
CDs are also THERE; 
today due to FM radio channels and 
musical apps in the Internet, music 
can be heard from ANYWHERE. 
Surely, I am exploring 
myself AGAIN; 
going down the 
memory LANE."- Arindam Sain

AT LEAST, YOUR MIND CAN TRAVEL 'AROUND THE WORLD IN 21 DAYS' VIRTUALLY !!!

"To know the World, 
you have to take interest in 
'Geography' and 'GEOLOGY'; 
if you are an adventurer, then 
you also need to find interest in 
'Physics', 'Botany' and 'ZOOLOGY'. 
Due to 'Corona Virus' you are 
in a 'LOCKDOWN' PHASE; 
but, for human beings, the 'Knowledge 
is Power' is a very important PHRASE. 
On each day, do a research 
on any nation to know 
about its culture, history, 
tourist spots, economic CONDITIONS; 
every day, if you do this research 
on each different nation on each 
different day, you will gain deep 
knowledge about various NATIONS. 
Maybe, you are 
not financially strong 
to have a world tour REALLY; 
but, at least, your mind can 
travel 'Around the World 
in 21 days' VIRTUALLY."- Arindam Sain

EI KOTA DIN HOYONA MAATAAL; BARONG HOTEYI PAARO CHAATAAL !!!

"BABOOL: 'Haansh er deem 
kheley jodi o baa amaar 
hoy ektuadhtu ALLERGY; 
tobu lobh samlaate paarlum na, ekhan 
haansh er deem seddho kore khelum, 
sandhyabela e baanabo 'Egg BHURJEE'.'

BABLOO: 'Kano 'Egg Bhurjee' baaniye 
khaabi, se amaar achey JAANA; 
bhai, ei kota din beshi 
madh GEELISHNA. 
Paarle komiye de 
Cigarette DHUMPAAN; 
barong khetey paarish supaari aar 
chun chaara, sudhu ekta bangla PAAN. 
Ami toh ei du maash aagey Darjeeling 
ghurtey giye, niye esechilaam teen te 
bhinno flavour er 'Darjeeling Tea', bhai 
tui hoteyi paarish MAATAAL; 
kintu ami din e teen baar teen rakam er 
Darjeeling chaa paan kore, bolchi, 
'Baah ! Ustaad, Darjeeling chai boliye', 
aar hocchi CHAATAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, WORK PRESSURE PER EMPLOYEE HAS INCREASED IN PSU BANKS DUE TO SHORTAGE OF MANPOWER; IN RESPECT TO ALL TYPES OF GOVERNMENT JOBS, THE PAY PER SCALE OF BANK EMPLOYEES IS STILL LOWER !!!

"Mr. X: 'Private Banks are not facing much 
problems in this 'Lockdown' time at ALL; 
because majority of our customers use 
digital banking, both big and SMALL. 
Even the employees are given posting 
within 10 kilometres from their respective 
residential address to work without any 
'Transportation System' HEADACHE; 
even almost in each and every branch 
we have our own office car for emergency 
services, so that the security of 
any of our staffs are never at STAKE. 
HR policies of our bank 
focus more on 'Ease at your 
workplace' and 'Skill UPGRADATION'; 
when you got no other job offer, at that 
time also, you resigned from a 
PSU Bank without any HESITATION.
Experienced, fearless 
and risk taking people 
are always appreciated 
in our ORGANIZATION; 
you may forward your resume by 
mentioning all your job roles of 11 years 
of experience, by e-mail to me which we 
may consider as a job APPLICATION.'

Mr. Y: 'Nowadays, work pressure per 
employee has increased in PSU Banks 
due to huge shortage of MANPOWER; 
in respect to all types of government 
jobs, the pay per scale of Bank 
employees is still LOWER. 
Maybe, due to 'Corona Virus', we may 
not get 'Bipartite Settlement' ARREARS; 
we don't know we have to wait for 
how many more YEARS ?'"- Arindam Sain

TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST 'CORONA VIRUS', ALL PSU BANK EMPLOYEES MUST BE GIVEN 'TEMPORARY TRANSFER' FOR 3 MONTHS TO HIS/HER PLACE OF DOMICILE !!!

"To win the war against 'Corona Virus', 
all PSU bank employees must be 
given 'Temporary Transfer' for 
3 months to his/her place of DOMICILE; 
so that the parents of all PSU bank 
employees don't feel tensed and the 
employees can also look after 
their parents for a WHILE. 
In this 'Corona Lockdown' days, 
we have seen many senior citizens 
who are living lonely in their respective 
house with so much TENSION; 
about their children 
who are living abroad, 
in different states, in different 
districts of India NATION. 
No Travel Expenses 
or Transfer Allowances 
will be given for such type of 
transfer process which is TEMPORARY; 
even the branches of PSU Bank will run 
smoothly with local staffs as there 
will be no 'Community Spread' and 
'Transport System' WORRY."- Arindam Sain